Alright, so both me and PurpleWeezing here some guy talking about an NU tourney, and I thought....why dont I join? I have a good fun NU team, I'll give it a go. So first round, i'm against this guy named PurpleWeezing....wait I know him he used to own me half the time on the UU ladder (damn stall teams)! Maybe ill get him back for that with this match...or maybe not...
Since we are both commenting on the match, I'll reveal both teams now. If you dont want to see, close your eyes or suck it up!
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Team HeYsUp (Offensive Hail):
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Team PurpleWeezing (Offensive):
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HeYsUp's Comments in Red
PurpleWeezing's Comments in Blue
Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Soul Dew Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle
PurpleWeezing sent out Pinsir (lvl 100 Pinsir ?).
HeYsUp sent out Piloswine (lvl 100 Piloswine ?).
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Ok, a Pinsir lead. Im assuming he has CC, so he will attack me before using SR, and Piloswine survives this easily. Avalanche OHKOes Pinsir (even with its good defense) after using CC. My team would love being able to switch and out without taking 25% each time :(.
Heh, I read his NU-RMT so I know that he'll most likely set up SR, as Piloswine can't really harm Pinsir. I'll use the turn to set up SR as well here.
Pinsir used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Piloswine used Avalanche.
Pinsir lost 38% of its health.
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Well....I guess he knows the importance of having SR on the field. No matter, now he will probably attack me, but im not sure he wants to use CC now, because Avalanche OHKOes him. This is my chance to use SR and then finish him off.
I don't want to use Close Combat now, as with the drop the match up looks way worse. X-Scizzor + Close Combat means a kill as well, so I'll just go with X-Scizzor for now.
Pinsir used X-Scissor.
A critical hit!
Piloswine lost 89% of its health.
Piloswine used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Piloswine's leftovers restored its health a little!
Piloswine restored 6% of its health.
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PurpleWeezing: sry
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You betta be sorry! That was probably the most timely crit, even though it doesnt seem like it -_-, let me explain. With Piloswine as my main check to Pinsir, usually 1v1ing it, gone. That leaves me only one option: to sacrifice another Pokemon to take it out. Relicanth it is, wont take much from X-Scissor.
And I get lucky. Let's go for another X-Scizzor, this should kill him =)
HeYsUp switched in Relicanth (lvl 100 Relicanth ?).
Pointed stones dug into Relicanth.
Relicanth lost 12% of its health.
Pinsir used X-Scissor.
Relicanth lost 27% of its health.
Relicanth's leftovers restored its health a little!
Relicanth restored 6% of its health.
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Eh, did more than I thought, but I can still live and KO him with Head Smash. Especially since he doesnt seem to carry CC. With Pinsir gone Flareon should finally be able to come out and rip things to shreds.
Oof, Relicanth. I don't have a real switch in for that thing, especially if it's the RP variant. So what I do here is obvious - Close Combat!
Pinsir used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Relicanth lost 58% of its health.
Pinsir's defence was lowered.
Pinsir's special defence was lowered.
Relicanth used Head Smash.
It's super effective!
Pinsir lost 261% of its health.
PurpleWeezing's Pinsir fainted.
Relicanth's leftovers restored its health a little!
Relicanth restored 6% of its health.
PurpleWeezing switched in Floatzel (lvl 100 Floatzel ?).
Pointed stones dug into Floatzel.
Floatzel lost 12% of its health.
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(Fnt) 6-5
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Ugh.....he does have CC. Things are looking grim here. Now I lose Relicanth, my physical hit taker and sleep absorber. Well at least Flareon can probably deal with his team now.
He's down to low health - and that's good, very good. Now Floatzel has a good chance to sweep, with his main counter gone. So what I do is obvious - Floatzel, go for the kill!
Floatzel used Waterfall.
Relicanth lost 24% of its health.
HeYsUp's Relicanth fainted.
Floatzel's leftovers restored its health a little!
Floatzel restored 6% of its health.
HeYsUp switched in Snover (lvl 100 Snover ?).
Snover's Snow Warning whipped up a hailstorm!
Hail began to fall!
Pointed stones dug into Snover.
Snover lost 25% of its health.
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(Fnt) 5-5
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Or not, Flareon is practically useless so far, which is terrible for my team being so reliant on Flareons job; being taking out the opponents walls.
Snover can probably force him out, so ill predict his switch to a grass resist and use leech seed.
Snover? I just remember that he had Leadswine and ScarfGlaceon in his team. Well, I guess it's time to go for Skuntank, who has Poison Jab for pesky Grass types.
PurpleWeezing switched in Skuntank (lvl 100 Skuntank ?).
Pointed stones dug into Skuntank.
Skuntank lost 12% of its health.
Snover used Leech Seed.
Skuntank was seeded!
Skuntank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Skuntank restored 6% of its health.
Skuntank's health was sapped by leech seed!
Skuntank lost 12% of its health.
Snover regained health!
Snover restored 13% of its health.
Snover's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snover restored 6% of its health.
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Note: Hail damage was removed from log.
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Whoa, long log heh. This is pretty good news, well the best thing to happen so far ^_^. He likely has a poison move, or a fire move, or both. Im going to scout which move he decides to use. Too bad Relicanth is gone :(
Leech Seed, this was ... predictable? Well, I'll just go for the Poison Jab, assuming he's going to Protect anyway.
Snover used Protect.
Snover protected itself!
Skuntank used Poison Jab.
Snover protected itself!
Skuntank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Skuntank restored 6% of its health.
Skuntank's health was sapped by leech seed!
Skuntank lost 12% of its health.
Snover regained health!
Snover restored 13% of its health.
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Poison Jab. hmm...that means he does not have a fire move. I'll take this opportunity to sac Piloswine send out my late game sweeper, who has quite a bit of Physical bulk as well. Peace Piloswine, way to get crit!
He'll switch out, that's obvious. Piloswine is pretty bulky and may stand a Jab, so I'll play it the safe route and go with Crunch!
HeYsUp switched in Piloswine (lvl 100 Piloswine ?).
Pointed stones dug into Piloswine.
Piloswine lost 12% of its health.
Skuntank used Crunch.
Piloswine lost 37% of its health.
HeYsUp's Piloswine fainted.
Skuntank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Skuntank restored 6% of its health.
HeYsUp switched in Glaceon (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Glaceon.
Glaceon lost 25% of its health.
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(Fnt) 4-5
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The smart thing for him to do is sac the skunk. Not many Pokemon can take two Blizzards. Well in any event, Blizzard will hurt whatever it hits.
Fuck. My 2 ice-resists are Relicanth and Floatzel (as this team was thrown together in 5 mins). I remember that this thing is scarfed and that it has Blizzard, so I'm screwed.
PurpleWeezing: this is scarfed iirc
PurpleWeezing: so screw it
Glaceon used Blizzard.
Skuntank lost 89% of its health.
PurpleWeezing's Skuntank fainted.
PurpleWeezing switched in Relicanth (lvl 100 Relicanth ?).
Pointed stones dug into Relicanth.
Relicanth lost 12% of its health.
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(Fnt) 4-4
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Thought so...but now..shit. Is he Rock Polish or Sleep Talk...hmm.. Sleep Talk will just flat out KO me with Head SMash, but Rock Polish I can hurt with Blizzard pretty badly, and then sacrfice Snover. In any event I dont want to risk Glaceon falling, so Snover, your time has come!
RP-Relicanth with Shuca Berry (i didn't find a better solution to Tauros...) Time to boost!
HeYsUp switched in Snover (lvl 100 Snover ?).
Snover's Snow Warning whipped up a hailstorm!
Pointed stones dug into Snover.
Snover lost 25% of its health.
Relicanth used Rock Polish.
Relicanth's speed was sharply raised.
Snover's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snover restored 6% of its health.
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Damn it! Rock Polish will just murder my team, im ready to say gg, but then I remember that one of my team members can take a Head Smash and possibly live, its not over yet!
Snover means that he's ready to sac something, which means that he's weak to RP-Reli or that he wants to revenge kill it easier by adding up some Hail damage. I'll keep on spamming Head Smashes.
Snover used Protect.
Snover protected itself!
Relicanth used Head Smash.
Snover protected itself!
Snover's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snover restored 6% of its health.
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Hail Damage 4tw. Hopefully I can lower him to Medicham priority KO range...Medicham seems like its going to be my MVP of the match, along with Glaceon.
Snover used Protect.
But it failed!
Relicanth used Head Smash.
It's super effective!
Snover lost 221% of its health.
HeYsUp's Snover fainted.
HeYsUp switched in Medicham (lvl 100 Medicham ?).
Pointed stones dug into Medicham.
Medicham lost 6% of its health.
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(Fnt) 3-4
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Medicham can PROBABLY take him out from here. Well I hope. I use a Fake Out + BP variant, so lets give it a shot..it SHOULD KO with Hail damage factored in. Or gg...
Oof, Medicham. Probably a scarfed one. Meh, the hail damage did what it was supposed to, I think I could need Reli later for spamming Head Smashes. Sandslash it is.
PurpleWeezing switched in Sandslash (lvl 100 Sandslash ?).
Pointed stones dug into Sandslash.
Sandslash lost 6% of its health.
Medicham used Fake Out.
Sandslash lost 26% of its health.
Medicham lost 10% of its health.
Sandslash's leftovers restored its health a little!
Sandslash restored 6% of its health.
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Cool, he switched out. I need to get Glaceon back in, but Earthquake will put me too low...since he seems to hate SR as much as I do, hopefully he will use RS and give me a free switch in. Here goes nothing...
Seems like I just wasted an opportunity to win the match. Fuck it. I'm pretty angry at myself for being a dumbass, so this turn proves the fact that I am one. I simply wanted to go for the SE damage, even though EQ would've been so much better in this situation... x_X
HeYsUp switched in Glaceon (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Glaceon.
Glaceon lost 25% of its health.
Sandslash used Shadow Claw.
Glaceon lost 23% of its health.
Sandslash's leftovers restored its health a little!
Sandslash restored 6% of its health.
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Free enough ^_^, time to let loose Blizzard. Relicanth is weak enoguh to be easily KOed by Blizzard, so not much on his team can take it. Time to put this game to an end.
Screw it. Glaceon is at 27% right now which means that it's not killed by SR the next time it switches in. Now I gotta sac something. Relicanth it is, as I'll need Sandslash to have something to switch into Medicham. I need my hidden Shiftry to sweep him later. And I need Floatzel to take Glaceon's Blizzard and to take the last 2% out of his Glaceon. Everything's cool for me right now =)
PurpleWeezing switched in Relicanth (lvl 100 Relicanth ?).
Pointed stones dug into Relicanth.
Relicanth lost 12% of its health.
Glaceon used Blizzard.
It's not very effective...
Relicanth lost 44% of its health.
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Interesting, he sends out Relicanth to get knocked out. He probably should have just let me KO Sandslash, but no matter. Let the Blizzard fest continue.
Sac it.
Glaceon used Blizzard.
It's not very effective...
Relicanth lost 46% of its health.
PurpleWeezing's Relicanth fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
PurpleWeezing switched in Floatzel (lvl 100 Floatzel ?).
Pointed stones dug into Floatzel.
Floatzel lost 12% of its health.
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(Fnt) 3-3
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Ugh, not this. I dont want to risk Glaceon falling, its my key to victory. Sigh, Flareon can take the sac, it has done nothing for me all battle. Peace Flareon.
Floatzel comes in and begins spamming Waterfalls once again. Hopefully his last mon is nothing to worry about D:
HeYsUp switched in Flareon (lvl 100 Flareon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flareon.
Flareon lost 25% of its health.
Floatzel used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Flareon lost 144% of its health.
HeYsUp's Flareon fainted.
Floatzel's leftovers restored its health a little!
Floatzel restored 6% of its health.
HeYsUp switched in Medicham (lvl 100 Medicham ?).
Pointed stones dug into Medicham.
Medicham lost 6% of its health.
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(Fnt)2-3 Flareon: I got to attack once...JK.
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I need this thing either weakened, or KOed, then I have an easy sweep....except I still dont know what his last Pokemon is. I use Fake out to either hit Floatzel, or weaken Sandslash enough for me to KO.
Time to bring in Sandslash once again I guess, Floatzel is my key to victory. Sandslash hopefully takes everything he throws at me, otherwise it'll get close once again.
PurpleWeezing switched in Sandslash (lvl 100 Sandslash ?).
Pointed stones dug into Sandslash.
Sandslash lost 6% of its health.
Medicham used Fake Out.
Sandslash lost 23% of its health.
Medicham lost 10% of its health.
Sandslash's leftovers restored its health a little!
Sandslash restored 6% of its health.
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Good, now time to finish the job. I still need to figure out what his last Pokemon is, and hail + LO recoil add up quickly >_<.
Mkay, it's in. Time to a) let it die b) pwn one of his mons with Earthquake.
Medicham used Zen Headbutt.
Sandslash lost 69% of its health.
PurpleWeezing's Sandslash fainted.
Medicham lost 10% of its health.
PurpleWeezing switched in Shiftry (lvl 100 Shiftry ?).
Pointed stones dug into Shiftry.
Shiftry lost 12% of its health.
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(Fnt) 2-2
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OH boy. This is when I look up to the hax gods and say, "WHY DID YOU LET MY PILOSWINE GET CRIT!?". Piloswine and Snover are usually my checks to Scarf (I assume) grass types. The best thing I can do is use Bullet Punch and hope to crit, or hope he is weak enough to OHKO...not likely. Things look grim, even if Glaceon is faster then Shiftry, Floatzel can survive a Blizzard, as it only does 60% iirc.
Mine is a specially based LO-variant with EBall, Dark Pulse, HP [Fighting] and Explosion. I go with Dark Pulse for the kill here, hoping that his Bullet Punch won't do enough. I'm still sure that I win.
Medicham used Bullet Punch.
A critical hit!
Shiftry lost 90% of its health.
PurpleWeezing's Shiftry fainted.
Medicham lost 10% of its health.
PurpleWeezing switched in Floatzel (lvl 100 Floatzel ?).
Pointed stones dug into Floatzel.
Floatzel lost 12% of its health.
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(Fnt) 2-1
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PurpleWeezing: fuck
Not right now PurpleWeezing, maybe later....oh uh..right back to the battle.
That crit saved my ass from what looked to be game over. I guess what goes around comes around :), that or the Hax gods are real. Although, its far from over, he stil has Floatzel which could easily KO Medicham with Waterfall, and Glaceon with Aqua Jet. The best I can do is weaken Floatzel to the point of Blizzard having 100% KO chance.
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This pretty much ruined my chances to win. Well, Eventually Floatzel is able to take a Bullet Punch and a Blizzard, but that's highly unlikely...
Medicham used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Floatzel lost 23% of its health.
Medicham lost 10% of its health.
Floatzel used Waterfall.
Medicham lost 63% of its health.
HeYsUp's Medicham fainted.
Floatzel's leftovers restored its health a little!
Floatzel restored 6% of its health.
HeYsUp switched in Glaceon (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Glaceon.
Glaceon lost 25% of its health.
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(Fnt)1-1
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PurpleWeezing: gg
GG you say.... but what does that mean? Obviously he knows who wins, but I dont. If he has Aqua Jet, he wins, if he doesnt, I win...lets see how this turns out.....
FUCK YEAH AQUA JET!
<insert cliche Suspense here>
Glaceon used Blizzard.
It's not very effective...
Floatzel lost 60% of its health.
PurpleWeezing's Floatzel fainted.
HeYsUp wins!
HeYsUp: gg
PurpleWeezing: at least it was close
PurpleWeezing: for my first nu battle it wasnt even bad ^_^
RoE_Marcelll.: Warstory it.
HeYsUp: I think I will
(Fnt) 1-0
wins.
GG PurpleWeezing! Really a fun and nearly hax free (1 crit each side) match, NU is very quick paced and fun metagame. Again a great match.
I need Aqua Jet, seriously. As well as Sucker Punch on Shiftry. Well, I had fun in my first NU battle, it was close and little haxx made it even closer, so I won't complain, I just say gg and build a really good NU team =)
HeYsUp Props:
-Glaceon as always, for sweeping late game.
-Medicham for keeping me from having my ass handed to me all game.
-Piloswine for taking a crit to the face, and still getting SR up.
-PurpleWeezing for a great battle!
HeYsUp slops:
-Well this is just to do with PW's team, but Flareon was useless as hell.
-Crits on both sides were perfectly timed to be very important.
-Relicanth weakness
HeYsUp's MVP:
Medicham @ Life Orb
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
Ability: Pure Power
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spd/4 Def
-Fake Out
-Bullet Punch
-Brick Break
-Zen Headbutt
Medicham saved my ass more times than I could count, even though Glaceon won me the match, Medicham kept me from being swept at least 3 times.
PurpleWeezing's Props:
- Pinsir for setting up SR and for taking out his main physical wall, Relicanth.
- His Medicham for being a stupid bastard!
- Me, for building a semi-decent team in less than 10 minutes!
- Relicanth, for giving him headaches, even though I lost him due to my own dumbiness.
- HeYSuP for being a cool guy and for a funny battle.
PurpleWeezing's Slops:
- Shiftry for getting critted. Shiftry you stupid dumbass, why don't you have battle armor?!?
- The fragility of my Ice resists ._.
- Dumb haxx as always ;)
- Sandslash for doing nothing but getting misplayed by myself.
PurpleWeezing's MVP:
Pinsir @ Lum Berry
Jolly nature (+ Spd, - SAtk)
Ability: Hyper Cutter
4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
- Stealth Rock
- X-Scizzor
- Close Combat
- Stone Edge
You can't expect much more of a mon. Setting up SR that nearly killed his Glaceon, getting rid of his main physical wall and of his lead. Pinsir just fucking worked.
Since we are both commenting on the match, I'll reveal both teams now. If you dont want to see, close your eyes or suck it up!
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Team HeYsUp (Offensive Hail):
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Team PurpleWeezing (Offensive):
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HeYsUp's Comments in Red
PurpleWeezing's Comments in Blue
Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Soul Dew Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle
PurpleWeezing sent out Pinsir (lvl 100 Pinsir ?).
HeYsUp sent out Piloswine (lvl 100 Piloswine ?).
Ok, a Pinsir lead. Im assuming he has CC, so he will attack me before using SR, and Piloswine survives this easily. Avalanche OHKOes Pinsir (even with its good defense) after using CC. My team would love being able to switch and out without taking 25% each time :(.
Heh, I read his NU-RMT so I know that he'll most likely set up SR, as Piloswine can't really harm Pinsir. I'll use the turn to set up SR as well here.
Pinsir used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Piloswine used Avalanche.
Pinsir lost 38% of its health.
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Well....I guess he knows the importance of having SR on the field. No matter, now he will probably attack me, but im not sure he wants to use CC now, because Avalanche OHKOes him. This is my chance to use SR and then finish him off.
I don't want to use Close Combat now, as with the drop the match up looks way worse. X-Scizzor + Close Combat means a kill as well, so I'll just go with X-Scizzor for now.
Pinsir used X-Scissor.
A critical hit!
Piloswine lost 89% of its health.
Piloswine used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Piloswine's leftovers restored its health a little!
Piloswine restored 6% of its health.
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PurpleWeezing: sry
You betta be sorry! That was probably the most timely crit, even though it doesnt seem like it -_-, let me explain. With Piloswine as my main check to Pinsir, usually 1v1ing it, gone. That leaves me only one option: to sacrifice another Pokemon to take it out. Relicanth it is, wont take much from X-Scissor.
And I get lucky. Let's go for another X-Scizzor, this should kill him =)
HeYsUp switched in Relicanth (lvl 100 Relicanth ?).
Pointed stones dug into Relicanth.
Relicanth lost 12% of its health.
Pinsir used X-Scissor.
Relicanth lost 27% of its health.
Relicanth's leftovers restored its health a little!
Relicanth restored 6% of its health.
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Eh, did more than I thought, but I can still live and KO him with Head Smash. Especially since he doesnt seem to carry CC. With Pinsir gone Flareon should finally be able to come out and rip things to shreds.
Oof, Relicanth. I don't have a real switch in for that thing, especially if it's the RP variant. So what I do here is obvious - Close Combat!
Pinsir used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Relicanth lost 58% of its health.
Pinsir's defence was lowered.
Pinsir's special defence was lowered.
Relicanth used Head Smash.
It's super effective!
Pinsir lost 261% of its health.
PurpleWeezing's Pinsir fainted.
Relicanth's leftovers restored its health a little!
Relicanth restored 6% of its health.
PurpleWeezing switched in Floatzel (lvl 100 Floatzel ?).
Pointed stones dug into Floatzel.
Floatzel lost 12% of its health.
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Ugh.....he does have CC. Things are looking grim here. Now I lose Relicanth, my physical hit taker and sleep absorber. Well at least Flareon can probably deal with his team now.
He's down to low health - and that's good, very good. Now Floatzel has a good chance to sweep, with his main counter gone. So what I do is obvious - Floatzel, go for the kill!
Floatzel used Waterfall.
Relicanth lost 24% of its health.
HeYsUp's Relicanth fainted.
Floatzel's leftovers restored its health a little!
Floatzel restored 6% of its health.
HeYsUp switched in Snover (lvl 100 Snover ?).
Snover's Snow Warning whipped up a hailstorm!
Hail began to fall!
Pointed stones dug into Snover.
Snover lost 25% of its health.
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Or not, Flareon is practically useless so far, which is terrible for my team being so reliant on Flareons job; being taking out the opponents walls.
Snover can probably force him out, so ill predict his switch to a grass resist and use leech seed.
Snover? I just remember that he had Leadswine and ScarfGlaceon in his team. Well, I guess it's time to go for Skuntank, who has Poison Jab for pesky Grass types.
PurpleWeezing switched in Skuntank (lvl 100 Skuntank ?).
Pointed stones dug into Skuntank.
Skuntank lost 12% of its health.
Snover used Leech Seed.
Skuntank was seeded!
Skuntank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Skuntank restored 6% of its health.
Skuntank's health was sapped by leech seed!
Skuntank lost 12% of its health.
Snover regained health!
Snover restored 13% of its health.
Snover's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snover restored 6% of its health.
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Note: Hail damage was removed from log.
Whoa, long log heh. This is pretty good news, well the best thing to happen so far ^_^. He likely has a poison move, or a fire move, or both. Im going to scout which move he decides to use. Too bad Relicanth is gone :(
Leech Seed, this was ... predictable? Well, I'll just go for the Poison Jab, assuming he's going to Protect anyway.
Snover used Protect.
Snover protected itself!
Skuntank used Poison Jab.
Snover protected itself!
Skuntank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Skuntank restored 6% of its health.
Skuntank's health was sapped by leech seed!
Skuntank lost 12% of its health.
Snover regained health!
Snover restored 13% of its health.
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Poison Jab. hmm...that means he does not have a fire move. I'll take this opportunity to sac Piloswine send out my late game sweeper, who has quite a bit of Physical bulk as well. Peace Piloswine, way to get crit!
He'll switch out, that's obvious. Piloswine is pretty bulky and may stand a Jab, so I'll play it the safe route and go with Crunch!
HeYsUp switched in Piloswine (lvl 100 Piloswine ?).
Pointed stones dug into Piloswine.
Piloswine lost 12% of its health.
Skuntank used Crunch.
Piloswine lost 37% of its health.
HeYsUp's Piloswine fainted.
Skuntank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Skuntank restored 6% of its health.
HeYsUp switched in Glaceon (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Glaceon.
Glaceon lost 25% of its health.
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The smart thing for him to do is sac the skunk. Not many Pokemon can take two Blizzards. Well in any event, Blizzard will hurt whatever it hits.
Fuck. My 2 ice-resists are Relicanth and Floatzel (as this team was thrown together in 5 mins). I remember that this thing is scarfed and that it has Blizzard, so I'm screwed.
PurpleWeezing: this is scarfed iirc
PurpleWeezing: so screw it
Glaceon used Blizzard.
Skuntank lost 89% of its health.
PurpleWeezing's Skuntank fainted.
PurpleWeezing switched in Relicanth (lvl 100 Relicanth ?).
Pointed stones dug into Relicanth.
Relicanth lost 12% of its health.
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Thought so...but now..shit. Is he Rock Polish or Sleep Talk...hmm.. Sleep Talk will just flat out KO me with Head SMash, but Rock Polish I can hurt with Blizzard pretty badly, and then sacrfice Snover. In any event I dont want to risk Glaceon falling, so Snover, your time has come!
RP-Relicanth with Shuca Berry (i didn't find a better solution to Tauros...) Time to boost!
HeYsUp switched in Snover (lvl 100 Snover ?).
Snover's Snow Warning whipped up a hailstorm!
Pointed stones dug into Snover.
Snover lost 25% of its health.
Relicanth used Rock Polish.
Relicanth's speed was sharply raised.
Snover's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snover restored 6% of its health.
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Damn it! Rock Polish will just murder my team, im ready to say gg, but then I remember that one of my team members can take a Head Smash and possibly live, its not over yet!
Snover means that he's ready to sac something, which means that he's weak to RP-Reli or that he wants to revenge kill it easier by adding up some Hail damage. I'll keep on spamming Head Smashes.
Snover used Protect.
Snover protected itself!
Relicanth used Head Smash.
Snover protected itself!
Snover's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snover restored 6% of its health.
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Hail Damage 4tw. Hopefully I can lower him to Medicham priority KO range...Medicham seems like its going to be my MVP of the match, along with Glaceon.
Snover used Protect.
But it failed!
Relicanth used Head Smash.
It's super effective!
Snover lost 221% of its health.
HeYsUp's Snover fainted.
HeYsUp switched in Medicham (lvl 100 Medicham ?).
Pointed stones dug into Medicham.
Medicham lost 6% of its health.
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Medicham can PROBABLY take him out from here. Well I hope. I use a Fake Out + BP variant, so lets give it a shot..it SHOULD KO with Hail damage factored in. Or gg...
Oof, Medicham. Probably a scarfed one. Meh, the hail damage did what it was supposed to, I think I could need Reli later for spamming Head Smashes. Sandslash it is.
PurpleWeezing switched in Sandslash (lvl 100 Sandslash ?).
Pointed stones dug into Sandslash.
Sandslash lost 6% of its health.
Medicham used Fake Out.
Sandslash lost 26% of its health.
Medicham lost 10% of its health.
Sandslash's leftovers restored its health a little!
Sandslash restored 6% of its health.
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Cool, he switched out. I need to get Glaceon back in, but Earthquake will put me too low...since he seems to hate SR as much as I do, hopefully he will use RS and give me a free switch in. Here goes nothing...
Seems like I just wasted an opportunity to win the match. Fuck it. I'm pretty angry at myself for being a dumbass, so this turn proves the fact that I am one. I simply wanted to go for the SE damage, even though EQ would've been so much better in this situation... x_X
HeYsUp switched in Glaceon (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Glaceon.
Glaceon lost 25% of its health.
Sandslash used Shadow Claw.
Glaceon lost 23% of its health.
Sandslash's leftovers restored its health a little!
Sandslash restored 6% of its health.
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Free enough ^_^, time to let loose Blizzard. Relicanth is weak enoguh to be easily KOed by Blizzard, so not much on his team can take it. Time to put this game to an end.
Screw it. Glaceon is at 27% right now which means that it's not killed by SR the next time it switches in. Now I gotta sac something. Relicanth it is, as I'll need Sandslash to have something to switch into Medicham. I need my hidden Shiftry to sweep him later. And I need Floatzel to take Glaceon's Blizzard and to take the last 2% out of his Glaceon. Everything's cool for me right now =)
PurpleWeezing switched in Relicanth (lvl 100 Relicanth ?).
Pointed stones dug into Relicanth.
Relicanth lost 12% of its health.
Glaceon used Blizzard.
It's not very effective...
Relicanth lost 44% of its health.
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Interesting, he sends out Relicanth to get knocked out. He probably should have just let me KO Sandslash, but no matter. Let the Blizzard fest continue.
Sac it.
Glaceon used Blizzard.
It's not very effective...
Relicanth lost 46% of its health.
PurpleWeezing's Relicanth fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
PurpleWeezing switched in Floatzel (lvl 100 Floatzel ?).
Pointed stones dug into Floatzel.
Floatzel lost 12% of its health.
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Ugh, not this. I dont want to risk Glaceon falling, its my key to victory. Sigh, Flareon can take the sac, it has done nothing for me all battle. Peace Flareon.
Floatzel comes in and begins spamming Waterfalls once again. Hopefully his last mon is nothing to worry about D:
HeYsUp switched in Flareon (lvl 100 Flareon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flareon.
Flareon lost 25% of its health.
Floatzel used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Flareon lost 144% of its health.
HeYsUp's Flareon fainted.
Floatzel's leftovers restored its health a little!
Floatzel restored 6% of its health.
HeYsUp switched in Medicham (lvl 100 Medicham ?).
Pointed stones dug into Medicham.
Medicham lost 6% of its health.
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I need this thing either weakened, or KOed, then I have an easy sweep....except I still dont know what his last Pokemon is. I use Fake out to either hit Floatzel, or weaken Sandslash enough for me to KO.
Time to bring in Sandslash once again I guess, Floatzel is my key to victory. Sandslash hopefully takes everything he throws at me, otherwise it'll get close once again.
PurpleWeezing switched in Sandslash (lvl 100 Sandslash ?).
Pointed stones dug into Sandslash.
Sandslash lost 6% of its health.
Medicham used Fake Out.
Sandslash lost 23% of its health.
Medicham lost 10% of its health.
Sandslash's leftovers restored its health a little!
Sandslash restored 6% of its health.
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Good, now time to finish the job. I still need to figure out what his last Pokemon is, and hail + LO recoil add up quickly >_<.
Mkay, it's in. Time to a) let it die b) pwn one of his mons with Earthquake.
Medicham used Zen Headbutt.
Sandslash lost 69% of its health.
PurpleWeezing's Sandslash fainted.
Medicham lost 10% of its health.
PurpleWeezing switched in Shiftry (lvl 100 Shiftry ?).
Pointed stones dug into Shiftry.
Shiftry lost 12% of its health.
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OH boy. This is when I look up to the hax gods and say, "WHY DID YOU LET MY PILOSWINE GET CRIT!?". Piloswine and Snover are usually my checks to Scarf (I assume) grass types. The best thing I can do is use Bullet Punch and hope to crit, or hope he is weak enough to OHKO...not likely. Things look grim, even if Glaceon is faster then Shiftry, Floatzel can survive a Blizzard, as it only does 60% iirc.
Mine is a specially based LO-variant with EBall, Dark Pulse, HP [Fighting] and Explosion. I go with Dark Pulse for the kill here, hoping that his Bullet Punch won't do enough. I'm still sure that I win.
Medicham used Bullet Punch.
A critical hit!
Shiftry lost 90% of its health.
PurpleWeezing's Shiftry fainted.
Medicham lost 10% of its health.
PurpleWeezing switched in Floatzel (lvl 100 Floatzel ?).
Pointed stones dug into Floatzel.
Floatzel lost 12% of its health.
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PurpleWeezing: fuck
Not right now PurpleWeezing, maybe later....oh uh..right back to the battle.
That crit saved my ass from what looked to be game over. I guess what goes around comes around :), that or the Hax gods are real. Although, its far from over, he stil has Floatzel which could easily KO Medicham with Waterfall, and Glaceon with Aqua Jet. The best I can do is weaken Floatzel to the point of Blizzard having 100% KO chance.
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This pretty much ruined my chances to win. Well, Eventually Floatzel is able to take a Bullet Punch and a Blizzard, but that's highly unlikely...
Medicham used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Floatzel lost 23% of its health.
Medicham lost 10% of its health.
Floatzel used Waterfall.
Medicham lost 63% of its health.
HeYsUp's Medicham fainted.
Floatzel's leftovers restored its health a little!
Floatzel restored 6% of its health.
HeYsUp switched in Glaceon (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Glaceon.
Glaceon lost 25% of its health.
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PurpleWeezing: gg
GG you say.... but what does that mean? Obviously he knows who wins, but I dont. If he has Aqua Jet, he wins, if he doesnt, I win...lets see how this turns out.....
FUCK YEAH AQUA JET!
<insert cliche Suspense here>
Glaceon used Blizzard.
It's not very effective...
Floatzel lost 60% of its health.
PurpleWeezing's Floatzel fainted.
HeYsUp wins!
HeYsUp: gg
PurpleWeezing: at least it was close
PurpleWeezing: for my first nu battle it wasnt even bad ^_^
RoE_Marcelll.: Warstory it.
HeYsUp: I think I will
GG PurpleWeezing! Really a fun and nearly hax free (1 crit each side) match, NU is very quick paced and fun metagame. Again a great match.
I need Aqua Jet, seriously. As well as Sucker Punch on Shiftry. Well, I had fun in my first NU battle, it was close and little haxx made it even closer, so I won't complain, I just say gg and build a really good NU team =)
HeYsUp Props:
-Glaceon as always, for sweeping late game.
-Medicham for keeping me from having my ass handed to me all game.
-Piloswine for taking a crit to the face, and still getting SR up.
-PurpleWeezing for a great battle!
HeYsUp slops:
-Well this is just to do with PW's team, but Flareon was useless as hell.
-Crits on both sides were perfectly timed to be very important.
-Relicanth weakness
HeYsUp's MVP:
Medicham @ Life Orb
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
Ability: Pure Power
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spd/4 Def
-Fake Out
-Bullet Punch
-Brick Break
-Zen Headbutt
Medicham saved my ass more times than I could count, even though Glaceon won me the match, Medicham kept me from being swept at least 3 times.
PurpleWeezing's Props:
- Pinsir for setting up SR and for taking out his main physical wall, Relicanth.
- His Medicham for being a stupid bastard!
- Me, for building a semi-decent team in less than 10 minutes!
- Relicanth, for giving him headaches, even though I lost him due to my own dumbiness.
- HeYSuP for being a cool guy and for a funny battle.
PurpleWeezing's Slops:
- Shiftry for getting critted. Shiftry you stupid dumbass, why don't you have battle armor?!?
- The fragility of my Ice resists ._.
- Dumb haxx as always ;)
- Sandslash for doing nothing but getting misplayed by myself.
PurpleWeezing's MVP:
Pinsir @ Lum Berry
Jolly nature (+ Spd, - SAtk)
Ability: Hyper Cutter
4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
- Stealth Rock
- X-Scizzor
- Close Combat
- Stone Edge
You can't expect much more of a mon. Setting up SR that nearly killed his Glaceon, getting rid of his main physical wall and of his lead. Pinsir just fucking worked.
