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Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats​


Are you blind when you're born? Can you see in the dark?
Dare you look look at a king? Would you sit on his throne?
Can you say of your bite that it's worse than your bark?
Are you cock of the walk when you're walking alone?
When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet?
Are you tense when you sense there's a storm in the air?
Can you find your way blind when you're lost in the street?
Do you know how to go to the heaviside layer?

Because jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicles do and jellicles can
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicles do and jellicles can
Jellicles can and jellicles do

Can you ride on a broomstick to places far distant?
Familiar with candle, with book, and with bell?
Were you Whittington's friend? The Pied Piper's assistant?
Have you been an alumnus of heaven and hell?
Are you mean like a minx? Are you lean like a lynx?
Are you keen to be seen when you're smelling a rat?
Were you there when the pharoahs commissioned the Sphinx?

If you were, and you are, you're a jellicle cat
Jellicle songs for jelllicle cats
Jellicle songs for jelllicle cats
Jellicle songs for jelllicle cats
Jellicle songs for jelllicle cats
Jellicle songs for jelllicle cats

We can dive through the air like a flying trapeze
We can turn double somersaults, bounce on a tire
We can run up a wall, we can swing through the trees
We can balance on bars, we can walk on a wire

Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats

Can you sing at the same time in more than one key?
Duets by Rossini and waltzes by Strauss?
And can you (as cats do) begin with a 'c'?
That always triumphantly brings down the house?
Jellicle cats are queen of the nights
Singing at astronomical heights
Handling pieces from the 'Messiah'
Hallelujah, angelical Choir
The mystical divinity of unashamed felinity
Round the cathedral rang 'Vivat'
Life to the everlasting cat!
Feline, fearless, faithful and true
To others who do-what

Jellicles do and jellicles can
Jellicles can and jellicles do
Jellicle cats sing jellicle chants
Jellicles old and jellicles new
Jellicle song and jellicle dance
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Practical cats, dramatical cats
Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats
Oratorical cats, Delphicoracle cats
Skeptical cats, Dispeptical cats
Romantical cats, Pedantical cats
Critical cats, parasitical cats
Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats
Statistical cats and mystical cats
Political cats, hypocritical cats
Clerical cats, hysterical cats
Cynical cats, rabbinical cats
Aaah, Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
 
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Chocolate Orange Brownie Cookies

Ashley Manila

These Gooey Chocolate Orange Truffle Cookies are insanely decadent!

PREP TIME: 15 mins
COOK TIME: 20 mins
INACTIVE TIME: 15 mins
TOTAL TIME: 50 mins

COURSE: Dessert
CUISINE: American

SERVINGS: 10 cookies

Ingredients
  • 1 cup plus 2 and 1/2 tablespoons all-purpose flour (be sure not to pack your flour)
  • 3 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 6 ounces semi-sweet chocolate, chopped
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • 1 and 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1/4 cup light brown sugar, packed
  • 1/4 cup granulated sugar
  • 1 teaspoon orange zest
  • 2 large eggs, at room temperature
  • 2 tablespoons whole milk
  • 7 ounces orange chocolate, chopped (I used Lindt intense orange, but also linked to some other great brands in my post)
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees (F). Line two large baking sheets with parchment paper, lightly spray them with non-stick spray, and set aside.
  2. In a medium-sized bowl whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, and salt; set aside.
  3. In a large, microwave safe bowl, combine the semi-sweet chopped chocolate and butter. Heat them in the microwave for 15 second increments, mixing in between each, until butter and chocolate are completely melted and can easily be whisked smooth. Whisk in the vanilla, then whisk in both sugars and orange zest. Beat in eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Beat in milk.
  4. Add the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients, and stir to combine - be sure not to over mix here!
  5. Fold in the chopped orange chocolate, stirring until everything is just combined. (You may want to reserve a few pieces of the chopped orange chocolate to press onto the warm cookies right after they come out of the oven.)
  6. Scoop 1/4 cupfuls of the batter onto the prepared baking sheets. Bake one tray at a time, reducing the oven temperature to 300 degrees after you've put them in the oven.
  7. Bake for 16 to 19 minutes, or until the edges are set and the tops are dark and shiny. Press a few extra chocolate chunks on top of the warm cookies, if desired.
  8. Allow cookies to completely cool on the baking sheet before serving.
 
Bughouse said:
Chocolate Orange Brownie Cookies

Ashley Manila

These Gooey Chocolate Orange Truffle Cookies are insanely decadent!

PREP TIME: 15 mins
COOK TIME: 20 mins
INACTIVE TIME: 15 mins
TOTAL TIME: 50 mins

COURSE: Dessert
CUISINE: American

SERVINGS: 10 cookies

Ingredients
  • 1 cup plus 2 and 1/2 tablespoons all-purpose flour (be sure not to pack your flour)
  • 3 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 6 ounces semi-sweet chocolate, chopped
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • 1 and 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1/4 cup light brown sugar, packed
  • 1/4 cup granulated sugar
  • 1 teaspoon orange zest
  • 2 large eggs, at room temperature
  • 2 tablespoons whole milk
  • 7 ounces orange chocolate, chopped (I used Lindt intense orange, but also linked to some other great brands in my post)
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees (F). Line two large baking sheets with parchment paper, lightly spray them with non-stick spray, and set aside.
  2. In a medium-sized bowl whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, and salt; set aside.
  3. In a large, microwave safe bowl, combine the semi-sweet chopped chocolate and butter. Heat them in the microwave for 15 second increments, mixing in between each, until butter and chocolate are completely melted and can easily be whisked smooth. Whisk in the vanilla, then whisk in both sugars and orange zest. Beat in eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Beat in milk.
  4. Add the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients, and stir to combine - be sure not to over mix here!
  5. Fold in the chopped orange chocolate, stirring until everything is just combined. (You may want to reserve a few pieces of the chopped orange chocolate to press onto the warm cookies right after they come out of the oven.)
  6. Scoop 1/4 cupfuls of the batter onto the prepared baking sheets. Bake one tray at a time, reducing the oven temperature to 300 degrees after you've put them in the oven.
  7. Bake for 16 to 19 minutes, or until the edges are set and the tops are dark and shiny. Press a few extra chocolate chunks on top of the warm cookies, if desired.
  8. Allow cookies to completely cool on the baking sheet before serving.
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Where's the story about how they're your grandma's cookies and she always used to bring them to sunday functions but you actually always found them kind of bland so you spruced them up a bit by adding orange to the standard chocolate chip flair and now it's a huge hit and you never see people take a bite and immediately spit them back out in the trash when you're not looking?
 
az said:
welcome

you have entered the one-post thread

in this thread, it is only permitted for users to post once

why, you ask? why do the birds sing? why does the grass grow? why do the buffalo roam?

do not concern yourself with "why". instead, consider "how". how might a world with one post per user per thread work? what might its conventions be? the problems, and their solutions? if necessity is the mother of invention, let constraint be the father of creativity

a brave new world awaits you below...

post wisely
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once? Nice idea anyway
 
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