yet another knock out episode, gang! since this is the calm before the relative storm that will ultimately launch your careers to success in public eye, now is the time to start REALLY thinking about branding. as a self-designated trail blazer in the field of branding one’s own Pokémon forum off topic forum humor, i did want to pitch some never-before-seen ideas your way.
introducing:
the quote pillow
“wtf is a quote pillow?” you might be asking, unless you’re COPPA-eligible and haven’t seen the fault in our stars ten times like everyone else.
The quote pillow is yourcatch-all for the bizarre shit you say in the moment that you don’t even realize could be CASH MONEY flowing right from your mouth back into your own pocket.
and, stop me if I’m NOT reading your mind, you’re probably thinking “this is hard to visualize” and i agree so let’s cut to the chase, my first prototype:
Back/Front:
JESUS THE PHONE CALLS ARE ALRWSDY ROLLING IN
Y’ALL ARE EATING. THESE. UP.
i know you’re salivating, absolutely chomping at the bit to get your hands around one, or two, or ten of these babies for the whole family, but that $15 bump on your allowance you’re gonna have to beg mom for has to wait
Release date coming soon but have that wallet ready for mid-summer 2021, you won’t wanna missthe event of a lifetime