[Standard] Fallout 3 Mafia - Game Over! UncleSam and Flamestrike Win!

REWIND

Something's not right. There's still somebody missing. It was easy to miss because he was new in town, nobody was really familiar with him. Let's review what happened.

Veedrock said:
Daybreak etc etc. Flavor this and flavor that, you're all saddened by the lack of insightful broadcast to start the day. So you begin the body hunt and find zorbees' body to be a ridiculous mess; not only was it pounded into a fleshy meat patty, but there was also a wrench lying nearby, which could not have been enough to do all of the damage inflicted. Insult to injury at its finest.

Veedrock said:
Dear zorbees,
You are General Jingwei.

You were a Chinese general during the invasion of Anchorage in the 21st Century. You have returned to help your corrupt brothers during this conflict. Once per night, you may send both iiMKUltra and Veedrock a PM titled ‘Night X – Shocksword User.’ You will stab user with your Shocksword, killing them. However, because you are Azn and obsessed with cleanliness, the night after you kill, you will be cleaning your sword and thus be unable to kill.

In addition, once per night, you may send both iiMKUltra and Veedrock a PM titled ‘Night X – Discuss Communism with User.’ By the end of this conversation, you will be able to determine User's alliance.

You are allied with The Enclave. You win if all other factions are eliminated.

Thinking back the smell of death was a lot stronger with zorbees. It was figured to be because he resembled a pile of compost more than a human being, but maybe the wrench wasn't used on zorbees. You return to the crime scene and search for clues. LifeAdmiral decides to open up the dumpster, and low and behold there is the body of Engineer Pikachu, his head caved in, the weapon presumed to be the wrench.

Veedrock said:
Dear smashlloyd20/RaRe555/Engineer Pikachu,
You are Jericho.

You are a former raider, but you are now retired and spend your days in Megaton. Once per night, you may send both iiMKUltra and Veedrock a PM titled ‘Night X – Guard User’. You will watch over User, and if any kills target them you will protect them. Thanks to your experience in the Wastes, you will not die, however this action may not be used on yourself. To prevent the arousal of any suspicion, and to maintain your image as ‘bad’, you cannot protect the same User twice in a row.

You are allied with The Wasteland. You win if all other factions are eliminated.

How dare you guys overlook this detail. Be more thorough with your searches tomorrow. But Day has officially begun now, vote away.
 
lol.

Ok. Couple of things we need to address here. I'm going to be godkilled at the end of the day (silence+persuasion) so let's get some things out of the way.

Wastelanders - Really sorry about this game. I'll explain it more afterwards but basically, I need to go back to the drawing board and relearn how to play Mafia all over again. Since I'm clearly shit.

We need to lynch Exarius. Today.
 
I did so much work in this game, I don't even know where to begin. /sarcasm

Thought you LOVED sarcasm, no?

But US, we have never betrayed you, and have no intention of doing so. You can either out yourself as a wolf all along who has betrayed us, or you can cooperate with us and win this day. And once Life brings some proof of what he's saying then this might be open to discussion, since he has none at the moment.

Also worth mentioning that Life, if you're really silenced, you'd be godkilled on the spot. There is no silence on you, and you know it.
 
A slight correction: Godkilled on the spot when a host sees it. But anyways.

I don't enjoy lynching myself, so for the love of myself, Lynch Objection.Also, execute order 66 sounds fucking familiar, but I can't connect it to anything. Any hints?

EDIT: retracted, see later post.
 
HOLY SHIT; WE CAN END THIS NOW!

Ok, so here's the deal. I've talked with US now for a good majority of the game, and as I figured the moment hosts didn't call the game after last night:

[23:08:31] <UncleSam> well um ill help you out
[23:08:33] <UncleSam> and say im wolf
[23:08:41] <UncleSam> which shouldve been obvious 5 cycles ago

So here's a little head-up for you guys: We can end this crap now, and lynch UncleSam. The whole thing would be over, everybodys priorities would change, etc etc. There isn't much you could do anyways. If you lynch me, you still got 2 kills on you next night, and then there isn't much you guys can do, unless he goes for the stupid option and kills one of us. But, he isn't retarded, and he wouldn't go for that. So you would lose 2 players (and trust me, the mayor would be one of them). So why don't we just cut the crap right now, right here, and Lynch UncleSam?

(P.S. Sorry man, but claiming that we backstabbed you, while you backstab us isn't cool. No hard feelings)
 
Exarius is your argument seriously that villagers should lynch me so they can lose faster?

Any village who still wants to win should lynch Exarius.

And everyone has known I'm wolf since like D3 except for you guys lol that isn't any big revelation.

And for the record I am killing Quagsires tomorrow night.
 
Also worth mentioning that Life, if you're really silenced, you'd be godkilled on the spot. There is no silence on you, and you know it.

1[20:37] <Life> Oh god...
01[20:37] <Life> Fuck
01[20:37] <Life> OK
[20:37] <Vee> Sorry :/
[20:38] <Vee> Good news is
[20:38] <Vee> Godkill won't be immediate in any circumstance
01[20:38] <Life> Only at the update?
[20:38] <Vee> So you technically could vote however you please
[20:38] <Vee> Right
01[20:38] <Life> I'd rather go out talking
01[20:38] <Life> Will my vote count?
[20:39] <Vee> Yeah
01[20:39] <Life> Ok
 
So, according to Quag, here's our options as the village.

<Quagsires> So much for not wanting the wolf to win...
<Life> Village has a 25% chance of winning by voting off Exa
<Life> And a 0% chance by killing Sam
<Life> Your argument is essentially "let's end this game quicker"
<Quagsires> A bit more than that, Exarius is getting the post up.
<Life> See if we take out Exa, Sam might just aim at Creatures
<Quagsires> He won't though.
<Life> Why do you say that we can win much easier if we vote for Sam?
<Life> Our BG is dead
<Quagsires> I'm not.
<Life> Oh
<Quagsires> I'm saying you won't win either way.
<Life> So you're asking me to choose the winner

In a nutshell, Quagsires is asking us (the village) to vote Sam so that the Creatures can win. So apparently, it comes down to who we want to win if we can't pull it off tonight.
 
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