Trying to think of something new that matches two themes at once may take a while so you have to put up with this again in the meantime...
"Bing bong~" - Let The Music Play!, Council of Nice Hats
Pokemon: Crazy Frog
Franchise: Crazy Frog
Type:
Ability: Emergency Exit, Annoying Ride
Annoying Ride: If this Pokemon makes contact or another Pokemon makes contact on this Pokemon, this Pokemon will switch out
Notable Moves: Double Edge, Aqua Jet, U-Turn, Extremespeed, Accelrock, First Impression, Agility, Taunt, Parting Shot, Steamroller, Heat Crash, Wild Charge, Shift Gear, Gear Grind, universal moves such as Substitute
Stats: 79 / 104 / 53 / 47 / 76 / 151 (510 BST)
Reasoning: It's the early 2000s. You're minding your own business, watching TV but not really paying attention since you're mucking around with the in-built ringtones and playing Snake 2 on your new Nokia 2100. Then you hear it. You hear the bing bongs and the ding dings. Looking up you see the hideous creature on the TV screen flying around a nondescript city pretending to be riding a motorcycle, seemingly propelled by its own flatulence. Though slightly intrigued due to the poorly censored dick and balls hanging between its legs, you disregard everything you just saw when you realise it's just an ad for a ringtone ($2 for monotone / $5 for polytone + 55c per text). Half hour later you see the ad again. And again. It seems every ad break is showing this essentially naked frog at least twice. A friend sends you a 'free' version through MSN messenger but unwittingly just spread a worm virus. There is now no escape from the omnipresent frog that now haunts your every waking moment with its annoying yet catchy song and dick hanging out. Out of nowhere the blue gremlin has released two chart topping albums, including a cover of Jingle Bells. There are cartoons, video games with sequels. Nothing is left untouched and nothing is sacred from the Annoying Thing. Every time someone's phone rings it triggers a ptsd-like reaction. It's relentless. There are no sanctuaries free of this abomination. Just as you're about to cave in to temptation and text that premium number so you too can join the infected masses, just as your sanity is about to break, just as the world is about to fall into chaos and ruin, you find a new viral ringtone, Schnappi das kleine Krokodil. Thus the cycle continues...
Franchise: Crazy Frog
Type:


Ability: Emergency Exit, Annoying Ride
Annoying Ride: If this Pokemon makes contact or another Pokemon makes contact on this Pokemon, this Pokemon will switch out
Notable Moves: Double Edge, Aqua Jet, U-Turn, Extremespeed, Accelrock, First Impression, Agility, Taunt, Parting Shot, Steamroller, Heat Crash, Wild Charge, Shift Gear, Gear Grind, universal moves such as Substitute
Stats: 79 / 104 / 53 / 47 / 76 / 151 (510 BST)
Reasoning: It's the early 2000s. You're minding your own business, watching TV but not really paying attention since you're mucking around with the in-built ringtones and playing Snake 2 on your new Nokia 2100. Then you hear it. You hear the bing bongs and the ding dings. Looking up you see the hideous creature on the TV screen flying around a nondescript city pretending to be riding a motorcycle, seemingly propelled by its own flatulence. Though slightly intrigued due to the poorly censored dick and balls hanging between its legs, you disregard everything you just saw when you realise it's just an ad for a ringtone ($2 for monotone / $5 for polytone + 55c per text). Half hour later you see the ad again. And again. It seems every ad break is showing this essentially naked frog at least twice. A friend sends you a 'free' version through MSN messenger but unwittingly just spread a worm virus. There is now no escape from the omnipresent frog that now haunts your every waking moment with its annoying yet catchy song and dick hanging out. Out of nowhere the blue gremlin has released two chart topping albums, including a cover of Jingle Bells. There are cartoons, video games with sequels. Nothing is left untouched and nothing is sacred from the Annoying Thing. Every time someone's phone rings it triggers a ptsd-like reaction. It's relentless. There are no sanctuaries free of this abomination. Just as you're about to cave in to temptation and text that premium number so you too can join the infected masses, just as your sanity is about to break, just as the world is about to fall into chaos and ruin, you find a new viral ringtone, Schnappi das kleine Krokodil. Thus the cycle continues...