Wi-Fi's Staff Q&A

Swiffix

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Art by Ciran & Swiffix
Compiled by Nicolic & Swiffix


Wi-Fi STAFF Q&A
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Ever wondered whether PS! Wi-Fi was run by bots, nerds, or people who are in desperate need of a shower? Curious to find out just how corrupt our staff team is? Are you trying to learn more about some of us in order to plan for the perfect way of shattering our hopes and dreams? Well, we’ve got the answers to all of your questions, here in this first iteration of the Wi-Fi Staff Q&A!

The concept is simple: over the last couple of weeks, our users submitted questions for the staff team via a Google form, and after compiling everyone’s answers, we now bring you all of the Wi-Fi tea!

Argynt, BilloPS (Billo), Bobbyzchoo, Castle Builder, Ciran, HiMyNamesL (Clefable), Laguna, Loethalion, Mex, Nicolic, Nol, pink dreads (oseanworld), poofVGC (Pooof), Malasada (SexyMalasada), shahafs, TheBlah, skies, Swiffix, and WigglyTree

In the above order, here’s our participants’ avatars for this round:
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GENERAL QUESTIONS

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Billo
"Water."

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Bobbyzchoo
”Because I started with gen3, I am biased towards Torchic.”

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Castle Builder
"Grass! Bulbasaur is baby."

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Loethalion
"It's really split for me between fire and water types, but if I had to pick one I'd have to say fire type starters."

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Nicolic
"Fire! I'm really not too sure why that's my choice, but they've grown on me throughout the generations!"

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Pooof
”Grass Gang all the way"

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SexyMalasada
"Funnily enough despite my favorite Pokémon being a Fire Type starter (Typhlosion), I actually tend to go for the Grass types the most, since there are very few Grass starter mons I don't like across all gens, whereas I'm much more divided regarding the other 2 types."

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shahafs
”I always go with Grass types since most of them were really cool designs and also for nostalgic reasons since Bulbasaur was my first starter.”

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skies
"My favorite type of starters are Grass-type! I've picked Grass-type nearly every generation, or Water-type if I don't like the Grass-type starter (see: Alolan starters). My favorite is, as you may have picked up on, is Chespin, which is also my favorite Pokemon!"
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Argynt
“I want to answer this question three times, as there are technically three answers to this question. To preface, my very first exposure to a Pokemon game was a demo of Pokemon Colosseum XD, where I first discovered the existence of Umbreon, Espeon, and Beautifly! I wasn't aware of their names though, as I was in kindergarten, if I recall right. However, I have not played XD beyond this, to be honest. I've been meaning to try it someday though if I'm able to find a copy!

The very first Pokemon franchise game I played was Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team! I will be honest though, my original playthrough ended when I reached Groudon. For some reason, the deep lava cavern intimidated kid me and I wasn't able to bring myself to go further. I had no idea what Groudon was or what it looked like, but seeing the special explorer team that was assembled to face it return wiped out a few in-game days later didn't really inspire much confidence when my team was a tiny turtle and a baby dragon; they had a Blastoise! I was shell-shocked, to say the least. Prior to playing any Pokemon game, I had a vague impression of how many Pokemon there actually were. I knew of the original 151 and Togepi, because I had purchased a Pokedex book from a catalog in my school's library. However, Mystery dungeon revealed that there were many more than I had previously thought, and I finally found out what those three mons from the demo were called!

After many attempts to reach Groudon to no avail, I decided to ask my parents if I could trade in Mystery Dungeon for a copy of a main series Pokemon game. Although I enjoyed playing mystery dungeon very much, I wanted to play the games that I had always seen advertised in the commercials included in the VHS, particularly one with a bus driver: Pokemon Red and Blue! Unbeknownst to me at the time, the Pokemon anime VHS tapes I had been watching were all much older than I was. When inquiring about a new game, my father dissuaded me from purchasing a copy of Red and instead requested the newest game they had available.

Pokemon Emerald. It wasn't Red or Blue, and I didn't recognize any of the characters as being from the anime episodes I had watched. I still remember the very first time when the dew fell into the puddle under the Gamefreak logo, when the Flygon flew by, and finally when that mysterious green dragon floated into the title screen. I didn't know anyone or anything about the games anymore, and I loved every moment of it. With a little Torchic by my side, I began the first of many adventures in this wonderful series!

And I ran away from a shiny Tentacool because they popped up everywhere and I thought it was a new feature in Emerald: Emerald Tentacool. It's the "Jewel of the Sea" and an emerald is a jewel so that's how it works, each game has different colors lol. I did not know what a shiny was, not even when Rayquaza appeared black after trying to catch it over and over while severely under-leveled. Steven was my favorite character, and I remember being startled by the levels of his Pokemon when we finally battled. All great memories that I cherish and laugh back on now, because that first game was truly an adventure!”

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Bobbyzchoo
”Dad bought me a bootleg pokemon ruby CD and didn't know how to exit the first area (the one where you got to turn left after beating your rival) for a few months. Trained my starter up till level 40 and only realized where to go”

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Laguna
”Pokémon Blue on the Gameboy (at release). Yes I am oooold”

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Loethalion
”My first game was emerald, after that it was soul silver and then pearl to which I skipped gen 5 and landed into Omega Ruby”

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Nicolic
”Pokémon Diamond - It's an incredibly nostalgic game for me!”

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Nol
”My first Pokemon game was Pokemon White. The cartridge originally belonged to my brother, who was really excited about it and wanted to show me. We ended up sharing the cartridge and passing it back and forth to play with each other until I received my own copy for my birthday.”

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oseanworld
”Heartgold, still have my og cart :D”

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Sir Lora
”I'm pretty sure my first pokemon game was pokemon yellow that my step-dad installed on our family PC. My best memories of playing pokemon was during generation 3, when me and my cousin played it together. He had Sapphire and i had Ruby and we always competed with everything, like who had the highest level pokemon or who found a shiny first and so on.”

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Swiffix
"Platinum, when I was 8!"
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Argynt
”I have been playing Pokemon since 2005, right before the release of Diamond and Pearl! I became a Pokemon fan much earlier though, on the day when an older friend of mine asked me if I was sure I wanted Pichu and not a final evolution of a starter as my first Pokemon card.”

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Castle Builder
”Literally as long as I can remember. Some of my earliest memories are of playing the games and making my parents read the dialog/names to me because I couldn't read yet.”

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Loethalion
”Roughly 17 years? Maybe a year or two less, it's been a long time.”

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Mex
”I first started in 2005, when I got a gameboy color and Pokémon Red for my birthday.”

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Nicolic
”I started more than ten years ago!”

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oseanworld
”11 years (that is so crazy to type good god.)”

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SexyMalasada
”I've been playing Pokémon for nigh on 22 years now, starting when I first received my lime green GameBoyColor and Pokémon Blue cartridge as a bday present!”

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shahafs
“Pretty much since the beginning with Pokemon Red, so must be a good 20+ years now!”

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skies
”I've been playing Pokemon for about 12 years now. I used to spend hours playing Emerald with my friend growing up; we didn't know anything about competitive Pokemon or anything but would still battle as if we did. We played together up until Gen 5, and even went to a VGC tournament! We were both out first though lol, we were young!”

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WigglyTree
”Since 2009! I Got Pokémon Diamond and a DS as a Christmas present, it was my very first videogame and I've never stopped playing with these little creatures since.”
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Argynt
“My favorite dish is spaghetti, especially when it comes with some good toasted garlic bread!
My favorite dessert is flan, chocolate flan cake is a favorite of mine!
My favorite cheese is feta cheese!”

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Clefable
”Fav dish - probably lasagne, or steak
Fav dessert - sticky toffee pudding every single time
Fav cheese - all? Can't beat some moz, or brie though"

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Nicolic
”Soup!
Nice bowl of fresh strawberries, bananas, and whip cream if that counts!
All of them! Although, I especially enjoy Babybel cheese!”

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Nol
”Sushi, lemon meringue pie, pepper jack.”

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WigglyTree
”Oh, a food related one, can't skip it! My favorite dish is 100% pizza or lasagna, I love them equally; pizza has a better taste, but I just can't stop eating lasagna, the only limit is the plate. About desserts I don't really eat too many… I guess cheesecakes or panna cotta. All cheese is good (yes, even blue cheese, you little cheese sinner) but my favorite is pecorino cheese, it's amazing both on its own and on pasta.”
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Castle Builder
”Fortunately my schedule is very stable and that makes it easy! Some of the staff are insane though, working AND juggling school while maintaining Wi-Fi. Absolute units.”

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Clefable
”I juggle my job and PS things by not doing PS things lmao, currently on a LOA to focus on other bits of life but in general I'm only online when I have the free time.”

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Laguna
”I work full time and use a lot my left free time for the room and the events. Sometimes it is hard to balance, but I have a lot of friends here, so it is pretty much the same as hanging around with friends irl.”

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shahafs
“Mostly come on in the evenings, but since my work is pretty easy going I can also allow myself to sometimes be on during the day when the chat isn't so busy in my timezone.”

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Swiffix
"I stumbled upon PS halfway through Covid, during the final year of my law degree. Back then it was pretty easy to manage PS, school, and outings. Since then, I've moved countries, started a full-time job as a paralegal, and am currently working on passing my bar exam while finishing my LLM... so yeah, a lot going on LOL.

I still find time to give to PS and my various rooms (tho admittedly, some more than others qq) because it's truly a pleasure for me to work with all of the lovely people in my different staff teams and to interact with all of the great users on the sim. I'm definitely not as chatty as I used to be, but I'm still here and always open for a conversation n.n"
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Laguna
”We use RNG Abuse for most of them. Gen8 breeds are luckbased but in most cases we used a bot for the process. For more detailed answer, visit /rfaq discord”

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SexyMalasada
”Almost everything in the WP shop is obtained through RNG (especially the shinies!)”

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shahafs
”A lot of hard work and dedication!”

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Sir Lora
”This will probably be answered multiple times in this Q&A event, but i obtain mine by RNG in generation 6 and 7. If you'd like to know more about RNG, join the Wifi Labs Discord server in the "/rfaq discord" command.”
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Argynt
“I originally went by the name P0KEM0N TRAINER when I first found Showdown, although, I didn't speak much back then. Argynt comes from a book I read when I was younger, which heavily used Old English words and creative ways to describe colour. My favorite story, Gawain and the Green Knight, once had the word "argent" used to describe the colour of the Green Knight's axe. I liked the word and the symbolism of the axe in the story, so I decided to use it moving forward!”

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Bobbyzchoo
“So my uncle had a dog named Bobby and I basically use this for all my online/gaming usernames.”


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Castle Builder
”I was formerly known as butterholes, and most people assumed that it was some scandalous word when in reality its a funny auto correct of the words butt hole. A friend of mine accidentally called me a butterhole once and it stuck
Castle Builder on the other hand I adopted because I wanted something a little more approachable and appropriate when I moved up into the role of staff. It comes from the song by LA Dispute, The Castle Builders, which is a song about taking care of your loved ones and staying true to what's important. Big ole' tear jerker that's close to my heart.”

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Mex
”Mex is just the abbrieveated form of Mega Eevee X. Mega Eevee X was a name i came up with in 2013, as Eevee was one of my favorite Pokémon back then, and megas had just released alongside Pokémon X and Y. The other, way simpler, reason was just that the color was one i really liked"

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Nicolic
”I wanted "Nicole", my name, but I also wanted it to have a memorable catch too!"

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SexyMalasada
”When trying to come up with a cool sounding but Pokémon related PS! name, Gen 7 had just started and the regional heal item was the Big Malasada. Funnily enough, Malasadas (the original Hawaiian pastry) are a development of a pastry originally from my country (Portugal), that was brought there by immigrants, so I thought It'd be a cool name to pick. All that remained was a cool prefix, and by then I just thought "why not sexy?" since it made it sound cool (imo) while being obviously ridiculous at the same time haha.”

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skies
”Sky Ferreira! One of my favorite artists. I didn't like 'sky' alone though, so I made it 'skies' because it's a.) a bit more vague, and b.) the sky is pretty itself, too! She's also (allegedly) releasing her first album in 9 years this month so be on the lookout!”

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WigglyTree
”Some years ago, an Italian youtuber/streamer I used to follow did a playthrough of Pokémon Silver and when he got to Sudowoodo he started joking about the NPCs around there not recognizing it as a Pokémon. This joke continued with my friends and soon enough Sudowoodo became my signature mon pretty much everywhere. Funny story about a Pokémon I used to barely consider becoming one of my favorites.”
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Argynt
”I found the website during a class in high school, to be honest! I had finished my assignment for the class period and was looking up how to connect to the internet by using a school network, as I would bring my 3DS with me for Streetpass. What I found instead was that this site was one of the few game sites not blocked by my school's network! It was amazing to see, although, I was much more hesitant to talk in the chat back then. I'm glad I found it though, because I greatly appreciate meeting all of the amazing people here!”

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ciran
"My dog died and I needed to find something to escape into to take up my free time. This is no longer a happy Q&A."

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Clefable
”I found PS because I wanted a Shiny Greninja, and probably from Blame Truth videos”

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Mex
”I first heard of the site in 2012, on a forum site based around Nuzlocke Challenges. The forum did an event where they gathered 24 people to do a nuzlocke, and after every gym battle, competitors would battle on PS, with the winner getting some advantage and the loser getting some penalty. I don't remember exactly how these went, and the old forums seem to have been replaced since then, but I dismissed it mostly because i assumed there would be some sort of download required, and I didn't have my own computer at the time. Fast forward to 2013 and i have my own computer, i remembered the site and finally decided to check it out.”

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Nicolic
"I originally found Pokémon Showdown for teambuilding, but stayed due to the great community! I'm incredibly blessed to have stumbled upon something that's so amazingly life changing!”

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SexyMalasada
”Back when Gen 7 came out that's when I started collecting Pokémon seriously and discovered PS! (specifically Wifi) by googling popular websites/forums for trading! I didn't even know there was a Pokémon Battle Simulator online before that lol”

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shahafs
”Probably through google or other Pokemon sites, it was right after the release of Pokemon X&Y and I was looking for a place where I can trade Pokemon with people and pretty much stuck around in Wi-Fi on and off since then.”

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Sir Lora
”2 people from PS were bringing their drama to another community i was in and i decided to come check out what all the fuss was about.”
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Loethalion
”I'd turn into a cat, you get to sleep all day and get fish/fish flavored food, you don't have to do anything and can laze about and relax, cats are also always cute and funny”

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Nol
”A housecat because my ideal life is sleeping twenty hours a day and only waking up to eat food and annoy people.”

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oseanworld
”Either a lemur or a hippo, because they are both equally fantastic creatures."

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Sir Lora
”Probably a house cat. They just chill, sleep and eat.”

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WigglyTree
”Eagle Owl! Any owl really, I like this one more just because it's beeg and majestic. I'm a night owl myself, i just need to grow wings. The think I like the most about them is probably how they can fly without producing any sound. Also, if you have never seen a video about an owl walking with their legs not covered by feathers I highly suggest doing so, you're welcome >:)”
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Argynt
“I really enjoy writing stories and coming up with new character ideas! I've always had a passion for writing and reading ever since I was a kid, and I've had a dream to create my own story for the longest time now. I started off by writing short comics, eventually transitioned to a novel style, and then started writing in scenes to focus on dialogue.

Although I love to write, creating a good story that I'm proud of certainly hasn't been easy. Sadly, one of my earliest ideas had to be shelved due to something incredibly similar becoming a highly praised animated show in western media; almost everything had to be canned for being way too on the nose. I was afraid of creating something that would be seen as a knock-off of the more popular show. Despite the reset, I've kept on writing and brainstorming until I developed something new that harkens back to the stories that inspired me in the first place. What started as something small grew more ambitious and evolved into a larger tale, something that I was very afraid to write at first. Perhaps someday y'all will be able to enjoy it! I really hope so!

I also enjoy writing some smaller stories from time to time and do a little bit of poetry as well, but the latter is mostly because I like to pen in puns and rhymes!”

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Billo
”Touching grass.”

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Castle Builder
”My fiancé and I love rockhounding and hiking with our dog. Animal rescue is also a big passion of mine. I love fostering animals that need a little extra love.”

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ciran
“I like to garden, but my yard has too much shade to grow what I want in my vegetable beds so I’ve been trying to find new/different things to plant. I got artichoke plants, which I’m hoping work out. I also like to bake, I mastered pie years ago.”

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Laguna
"I love cooking!”

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Mex
”This depends on my mood, honestly. I play a fair few other games, Splatoon being one of the more notable ones. Outside of that, I go for a lot of walks, as you might expect with me playing Pogo, and often i will just walk around listening to music without even looking at my phone.”

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oseanworld
”I play League of Legends, watch and play basketball (wolves in 6), and trying to get into music production.”

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Pooof
”Outside gaming, I quite enjoy anything music related: playing instruments, making music, etc.”

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SexyMalasada
"Flying in Microsoft Flight Simulator and developing sceneries and stuff for it. I'm a pilot by profession!"

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skies
”Music! I collect records (have about ~55 right now) and often spend my free time going to record stores, listening to music on repeat, or finding new music! Most of my day is spent listening to music. I hate silence.”

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Swiffix
“Drawing, reading, going for a run, cooking, playing music... I just wish I had more time for them"
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Bobbyzchoo
“I can speak English, Chinese and Malay.”

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Nol
”While I don't speak it fluently yet, I have been learning Russian as a second language.”

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SexyMalasada
”Yes! I speak English, Portuguese, Spanish and French! I can also somewhat understand Italian (though can't speak it)”

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Swiffix
"I can fluently speak and write in four languages (English, French, Arabic, and Armenian) and can beginner-level understand a couple more"
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Bobbyzchoo
“I have a miniature schnauzer whose name is Cody!”

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Castle Builder
”I have a dog, 7 cats and two parakeets. I also have two foster kittens.”

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Mex
”I have a cat. She's very cute”
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Nicolic
”I have a yorkshire terrier, and I also keep tropical aquariums (fishes / shrimp / etc.)!”

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Nol
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oseanworld
”I have a chihuahua yorkie mix, her name is daisy. She is simply the sweetest, and I love her a lot.”

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Pooof
”Currently nothing, but i've owned an assortment of different pets in the past, including fish, geckos, crayfish, turtles, and crabs.”

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SexyMalasada
”I have a total of 6 cats, shared between 2 homes with 4 in one and 2 in the other! I also have a dog (Labrador) at the first one.”

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Swiffix
“It's unlikely that people who know me still don't know of Malibu and Alaska, but just in case:”
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Loethalion
”I don't dislike many mons but I suppose I'd say Orbeetle, I find it rather off-putting as someone who heavily dislikes bugs and the general design is very space alien/martian which I suppose is the point given its g-max form which only makes it creepier”

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Mex
”Either Greedent or Seadra, Greedent's design makes me feel kinda uncomfortable, and Seadra was one of the most disappointing Pokémon for me when I was first learning Pokémon GO PVP”

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Nol
”Stantler. It's just an idiot deer.”

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shahafs
”I think it's Stakatakka since it's one of the mons that doesn't really look like a Pokemon at all. In general I didn't really like the concept and designs of the Ultra Beasts.”

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skies
”Barbaracle. I don't actually dislike its design or anything actually. In fact, I think it's a very interesting design and I like to use it competitively. The reason I say it's my least favorite is because the Kalos PokeDex is my favorite, and I genuinely love every design, but Barbaracle has to be my least favorite from the region. Kalos is my favorite region, so Barbaracle being the odd one out in terms of what is my favorite makes it my least favorite.”
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ciran
”It has higher Sp.Atk and most of its attacks that aren’t Water-type are physical.“

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Loethalion
”No I don't think I will :>”

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Pooof
”It reminds me of Swiffix.”
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Laguna
”Swiffix would use Piplup for sure. So I chose Fisher as his trainer class with 6 Piplups and one shiny at level 100. Since there is a 6 Pokemon Fisher in a lot of games with 6 Magikarps, Swiffix would be his alternative version.”

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Loethalion
”Viscount trainer class. Team; Piplup, Milotic, Aegislash, Thundurus, Weavile, Conkeldurr”

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Mex
”Swimmer class, with a Piplup, a Milotic and an Empoleon”

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oseanworld
”Youngster, without a doubt.”

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shahafs
”Probably one of those sailors with the evil smirk, sending little penguins my way.”

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WigglyTree
”I love this kind of questions, the fact it's about Swiffi only makes it better >:). He's one of our ROs and he has a very cool CA, everything screams Elite Four to me, but for the sake of the question I'm saying he's like Flint and he didn't understand he was supposed to use only one type of Pokémon. The first thing people usually associate with Swiffix is of course the fact he's awesome and all of us love him! Jk, it's his not so pleasant smell, I feel like Skuntank and Muk are a must. I'd like to put Weezing as well but that's too many Poison types, so he's gonna get Torkoal instead. He's also very caring and reliable, so I can see Indeedee work well with his personality. Another thing about him is he really loves his beard, Mega Alakazam would be a great partner and an appropriate ace for an Elite Four. Finally, how can we exclude his signature Pokémon, his loved one, his little mascot, the cute water starter he dreams about every night: Froakie!”
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Argynt
”My favorite pizza topping is actually spinach! Funny story, a teacher of mine thought I was pulling a prank on her when she asked what pizza I like when ordering for a graduation party. I still enjoyed the regular pepperoni, but spinach with something like feta cheese is really good in my opinion!”

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Billo
”Take away the tomato garbage, replace it with garlic butter, boom, you've got cheesy garlic bread, can't go wrong.”

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Loethalion
”It's always about pineapple on pizza or pepperoni when pizza is brought up, but the only right answer is SHRIMP.”

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Nol
”Sausage, although I'm also partial to mushrooms.”

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shahafs
”Mushrooms by far. Other than that I also like Feta cheese, roasted peppers and eggplants.”

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Sir Lora
”For some weird reason i've taken a liking to BBQ sauce recently. There is this pizza hat has bacon, BBQ sauce and a fried egg on it that tastes just amazing.”

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WigglyTree
”Another food related one, and specifically about pizza! First things first: if you like pineapple on your pizza we're not friends. That said I don't really have a favorite pizza topping; I really like to change it every time. The one I eat a bit more than the others is probably Carbonara Pizza (mozzarella, tomato, bacon slices, parmesan cheese and an egg). If I come to know some of you put a plate of Carbonara Pasta on top of a pizza just know I will find you and I will… calmly explain you what you've done is terribly wrong (is this alright Swiff? I've been family friendly).”
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Billo
”100% Nol.”

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Laguna
”He love Moonballs too much, so Loethalion or Clef to send him back to his family!”

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Mex
”They say Clefable comes from the moon, so I'd send Clefable up there to meet them”

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oseanworld
”Nol because she's OUT OF THIS WORLD.”

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Pooof
”Swiffix but secretly, so when humans finally go to the moon they'll wonder why it stinks up there.”

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shahafs
“Clefable because that's what they came from originally.”

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Sir Lora
”We are all already on the moon.”

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WigglyTree
”Absolutely nobody! Every single one of them is great and I would never want any of them to leave the planet, no escape! The moon is not the most comfortable place that comes to my mind, so If I really have to pick one I'd probably send the staff member with the greatest chance of survival, probably Billo will be fine since he's a cute little cloud of cosmic dust, but I'll be sure to bring him back as soon as possible!”

INDIVIDUAL QUESTIONS
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Besides Pokémon, what's your favorite game to play?
”I am a big fan of the Legend of Zelda series! When I'm not playing Pokemon, I tend to cycle through adventure games to complete and the Zelda titles are usually at the top of the list. I was introduced to the series when I rented "Spirit Tracks" and kept riding on the rails from there! My favorite games to replay are "A Link Between Worlds" and "Ocarina of Time", as it's the first Zelda game that I successfully completed without dying once on hero mode! I've made it my goal to try and beat every title without dying and on the hardest difficulty if possible, and I'm looking forward to the next challenge in the sequel to "Breath of the Wild!"”

If any, which type of genre(s) in literature do you enjoy?
”I really enjoy reading all kinds of literature, I love how people can weave entertaining and thought-provoking stories in many creative ways and settings! When it comes to the types I most enjoy though, it would have to be science fiction, fantasy, mystery, horror, folklore, and ancient legends. I'm a big fan of old stories like the Arthurian Legends and Beowulf, and reading up on cultural folklore is always very interesting! I spent weeks borrowing books from the library about the world's different kinds of monsters and horrors when I was younger, and not because I was looking for a fright, but because I was genuinely interested to learn how different cultures told their stories! Most fictional tales carry similar ideas about the times they were written in, and I really like how authors use their words to describe their feelings and thoughts on the times they live in through the characters and settings they create!”

Cutest fully evolved mon?
”The cutest fully-evolved Pokemon, in my opinion, is Butterfree! As a kid, my exposure to Pokemon before the games was through these VHS tapes of the original Indigo League series that I would rent from a local video rental store. My favorite episode of the group was Bye-Bye Butterfree! I've always given my Butterfree a Focus Sash because of that episode, because I really liked its new scarf! Sadly, the 3D games have removed the white reflection in its compound eyes, so it looks more menacing these days. However, its Gigantamax forme has the white reflections return! Here's hoping the regular model gets a much deserved update in Scarlet in Violet if the Caterpie line returns!

When counting Pokemon that have no evolutions, then my pick would be Spiky-Eared Pichu! I'm still holding out hope that it'll return someday, maybe even in GO!

Not counting special Pokemon, my choice would be Victini. It quickly became a powerhouse on my team after I caught it in my copy of Black, and it went on to be my party leader through one of my favorite Pokemon games!“
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Are you a nerd?
“Depends who you ask, 95% of the staff would say yes, but they couldn't be more wrong. I don't read books.”

What is fascinating about Poke-tech?
“This one is a loaded question, there is so much to choose from! My short & sweet answer is that, I love understanding exactly how things work, I love data, and I love gaming, Pokemon games are a perfect blend of all three.”

Are you a robot and how many of the staff are robots?
“Beep boop... 7... shutting down, services now offline.”
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Why are you so good at events?
“Tbh, I don't exactly know what events this question is referring to since we have so many. But I generally have a decent knowledge of all the randbats mons. And if we're talking about obtaining mons for OGAs and such, I used to be an avid trader in the room till I managed to get quite a bit of older gen stuff to be able to get things myself! Shoutout to all the amazing people I've traded with in the room throughout the years and also to those who taught me how to RNG!!”

What's your most favorite memory from this year?
“Ngl it would probably be me winning the PS lunar new year event! It was a gruesome and tiring 2 weeks of attending events in across 10+ rooms and all at different times. It majorly affected my sleep schedule because some events were late at night due to timezone differences. It was pretty competitive with several other players who gave me a good run for my money. However it was much fun and I was able to appreciate the culture of other countries. Also shoutout to Leavannite for making my CA, its pretty dope!”
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How many Castles have you built?
"An amount lost to time in my childhood sandbox, and at least 2 as an adult."

Are you a collector? If so, what do you enjoy collecting?
"I LOVE to collect, and it's almost a dangerous hobby for me, haha. My two favorite franchises are Monster Hunter and the obvious Pokemon. From Pokemon, I collect cards I like to look at, the games (I'm currently destroying my bank account collecting CIB older games.) and some of the figurines. Monster Hunter has a series of little builder figures that are loads of fun to collect, and I'm working on a CIB collection of those games as well. Aside from that, though, I collect things from enamel pins(I try to get one every where I go), watches, and hats. I love dad hats hahaha.“
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Why are you so cursed?
“Life is short, if you don’t stop and take the time to be true to yourself you’ll never get the chance later. Also it’s fun.”

Where did your custom avatar in Pokémon Showdown originate from?
“Kalalokki made it. As I recall he had started doing sprite alterations recently and very graciously asked me if I wanted a CA, since I qualified by being global staff. If you're looking for the reason why it is what it is... someone asked me if I was a robot before in the chat and I quoted a video of two AI's talking by replying, "I am not a robot, I am a unicorn." No one got that reference, but I have been known as a unicorn sense. Rapidash is a better unicorn than Keldo, so I opted for Rapidash and spiced it up with rainbow fire and dark body.”

So far, what's your most favorite drawing that you've done?
“Maybe the Huntail/Gorebyss from the 2022 Lunar New Year OGA, I rather like how the sketch of that came out and the final product after coloring looks good too. I also like how the Wyrdeer I drew in the style of the Princess of Ukok's tattoo came out. I sort of rushed the final product on that one, so the quality could have been better, but that's fine sometimes.”

Piplip or Piplipede?
“Piplip. I like keeping it simple sometimes. Not every night is a Piplipede night, gotta save it for special occasions. ”

What are some of your favorite mons/things to draw?
“I mostly just draw Pokémon now. Sudowoodo was a surprisingly really fun mon to draw, the body is simple so I can knock out a lot of poses and expressions really quickly and have fun with it. I would also like to go back and work on my Pokémon illuminated manuscript series I started, had a lot of fun doing those. I also like drawing fish and fish Pokémon. I took a class on marine scientific illustration (best art class I've ever taken) and had a lot of fun painting a giant isopod and jellyfish. I have plans to do a scientific illustration of some Pokémon as well, but that'll be a surprise for if and when I ever find the time to work on it. I might do that in watercolor though. Oh yeah, and cursed Piplups.”
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Do you have a favourite snack of choice?
“Favourite snack is probably biscuits, the British kind not the silly American biscuits. Or maybe grapes if Im feeling healthy, but chocolate hobnobs are a go to.”

What is the coolest looking bottle that you own?
“Coolest bottle is a tough one. I've got some absinthe which looks like Skooma from Skyrim. Then I've got the Mad Moxxi whiskey from Borderlands coming. Ooh, and I've got like 4 or 5 different limited edition bottles of Kraken rum which are nice. Another ooh! I've got a bottle of wine from 1995 which is cool!”
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What is the reasoning behind your name? Is it related to the FFVIII character?
“It is indeed related to the FF VIII character of Laguna Loire. At the beginning of my internet presence ”Laguna” was often taken, so I added the ”the” on it (theLaguna). I picked the name because when I was younger I looked a lot like the character from the FF game and it is one of my favorites of my childhood”

Do you have a favorite tab in the WP Shop? If so, which one?
“I love breeding, especially with eggmoves, balltism and localism (the hatchlocation) for me it is the most creative way of obtaining a Pokémon. And who does not love perfect 6IV breeds. So 100WP is my favorite!”

If you could only eat one meal everyday for the rest of your life, what would it be?
“Super hard question, but I think I would choose Pizza, because you have endless combinations on toppings and it tastes even good when cold.”
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When you will surrender you recently purchased BW2 japanese carts?
“Never :>”

Do you have a favorite Pokémon that you've obtained so far?
“I have a rarest pokemon by odds/time spent and a most treasured one personally. For rarest would be my gen 7 wild rng full odds Shiny Timid Zorua with 31/0/30/31/29/31 IV's (Note: No IV's are guaranteed) so this took literal months of searching and rnging for. As for my most treasured it's actually a work in progress right now, a ribbon master project Gardevoir starting all the way from gen 4!”
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Have you ever actually designed a set for mega eevee x?
“In the past, probably, but I don't remember what it was if i have. If I were to design one now, I'd probably make it a Fighting type with high physical attack, good defense and special defense, low special attack and Adaptability for its ability”

Which PoGo team are you in, and what are your favorite mons to use in PoGo? (regardless if they are good or not)
“I'm on team Instinct, some of my favorite mons to use would include Seviper, Falinks, and both Sandshrew forms in the Great League, and Dialga, Shadow Machamp, and Mewtwo in the Master League”
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Besides PS, how do you enjoy spending your free time?
“Aquariums! I've been a part of that particular hobby for quite some time, originally starting w/a marine aquarium when I was younger. I eventually expanded my knowledge to tropical, which I keep live planted / purely naturalistic in order to replicate the beauty of nature! I also enjoy sharing my knowledge w/fellow hobbyists, or those who are simply interested in learning!”
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What's your favorite thing about the staff here?
“I love how so many people from different backgrounds and experiences can come together for a common purpose and work together to make our room the best it can be. In my time as RO, Wi-Fi has been blessed with some of the most fantastic individuals I've had the privilege of working with, and it never ceases to amaze me how such a diverse group of people can create such a wonderful little corner of the Internet.”

What's your favorite eeveelution?
“A tossup between Flareon and Espeon. They're both super cute in their individual ways, with Flareon being such a good fluffy boy and Espeon literally being a cat with psychic powers.”

Who would win in a corruption contest between you, Swiffix, and Billo?
“Me, no question. How do you think I've gotten to all of the leadership positions I have today?”
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Is Seaworld a rival to you?
“Hell nah, went there when I was like 3, was tight.”

What was your inspiration to name change on Pokémon Showdown?
“Not as much inspiration, more so growth as a person. I could go on for hours about this but to keep it short, pink dreads was not in a great place and not doing anything about it, oseanworld is doing better and putting forth more effort. (Hope that makes sense :])”

Is it true you taught Swiffix everything he knows?
“[10:13:53] Swiffix was promoted to Room Voice by pink dreads.
Yes I literally birthed this kid and he tries to say otherwise it is so crazy.
Real talk though, very soon after this promotion I retired, and much of what he did was all on his own, I don't tell him enough but he's done an incredible job, and I'm sure he's not close to done.”
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What's your most go-to television show / movie?
“My go-to television show to recommend to people will always be Avatar: The Last Airbender. Fun Fact: I memorized every answer relating to ATLA in QuizUp back in that game's prime and was consistently a top5-10 player. My favourite television show growing up was 6teen.”

Where did your hangman skills come from?
“The competitiveness in me wanted to be better than the hangman gods before my time (Shoutout to Bisping and neycwang). Also, I just love trivia games in general.”

Thoughts on Chicken Incubators?
“They're pretty good at making sure the chicks hatch well. You should always look for one that rotates so you can have 360° view. The incubators should rotate around 1/millionth the speed of you hatching an egg in USUM. You should try to find an incubator that lets you candle the eggs easily to see if they're fertile. Overall I'd rate chicken incubators 8.9/10. Cleaner and don't cluck at me every two minutes.”

Have you disappeared yet?
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What's your proudest RNG so far?
“Tough call since I've RNGd so much neat stuff by now :P . But I think I'm gonna go with my JPN Event Nuketta Wobbuffet from Gen 6: Was done on Console with assisted tools and it is a PERFECT mon, which is hard to obtain in these gens with 0IVs guaranteed Event mons, that I obtained from a lucky roll for a frame just 1hr away! You can see it here: https://imgur.com/a/OjeQjPc :)”

What's your most favorite place that you've traveled to?
“This is a tough one too since I've visited quite a few places and loves pretty much all of them, but it's definitely somewhere in the USA. I wanna say either NYC or Miami! (Really can't decide!!)”
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What's your favorite Pokémon typing?
“Well it depends really; competitively for monotype battles I like to use Poison types the most, but overall my favorite type is Electric since I like a lot of the design there.”

What's one thing you’re willing to share that people don't know about you?
“I am from Israel, and have lived here my whole life. I am a programmer in the bio-technology field and work with clinical trials data. I have been into Pokemon for probably over 20 years; I played the Gen 1 and 2 games, but I really got into it during Ruby and Sapphire, I must have played those games a dozen times back in the day. I am a travel addict and have visited already over 40 countries, the majority of which in Europe, but not only. So yeah that's a few things already but hope that was enough :)”
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What prompted a name change to Sir Lora?
“I've been going through names (TheBlaah/TheBlaaah/TheeBlah and now Sir Lora) since the account "TheBlah" is taken while trying to bribe Nol to give it to me. I was on my 3rd playthrough of Divinity: Original Sin 2 which is one of my favourite games and Sir Lora is a character i really like in it. I recommend googling the name, you wont regret it ;)”

Do you regret the name change?
“I have actually taken quite a liking to the name and will probably keep it until i can get the "TheBlah" account (Nol pls)”

What's your favorite activity to pass time?
“Usually i'm either playing games, reading manga/real books or watching anime/real TV shows. Some of my favourite shows are The Expanse, Breaking Bad and anything MCU. Next up i'm going to check out a new show called Outer Range next which is basically Thanos (Josh Brolin) finding a massive bottomless hole in his farm that appeared out of nowhere.”

What TheBlaah did wrong?
“How do you know about that...? *cough* I mean, i have no idea what this refers to.”
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What's your most favorite music genre?
“Pop! I'll listen to anything pop-adjacent. My preferences are usually maximalist pop like SOPHIE, Korean pop, and bubblegum pop (think early Britney Spears). Besides pop music, I also adore rap; Nicki Minaj and Rico Nasty are my two favorites in that lane. I'll listen to pretty much anything though, and I quite like psychedelic space rock, like Spiritualized.”

Have you ever been skiing?
”Nope! I've actually only ever seen snow twice in my life. It doesn't snow where I am from and I've only seen it because I've visited my friends in places where it does snow. I'd love to try it sometime though! That and snowboarding. But again, no snow to ski nor board on around me.”
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Which of the cursed piplups that ciran has drawn is your favorite?
“Hrmm one comes to mind but she has never posted it anywhere outside of our PMs, which is good because I'd sue her for crimes against humanity. I will say that I did enjoy some of her Piplup × Water starters fusions, particularly the one with Oshawott. I also enjoyed this and was crying from laughter in the VC when she drew it.“

Whats your second favorite typing and mon of said typing instead of water and Piplup?
“Probably Ghost and Mismagius.“

What inspired you to start drawing? And how long have you been drawing for? Your art is really good!
“Thank you! I've actually been drawing my whole life, and took classes with different instructors from age 5 to 15. Kept drawing and patining in traditional media afterwards, and I only just got into digital art when I purchased my tablet last month. It's a very new feel, with a lot of better things and some slightly lacking things compared to traditional media. One of the biggest advantages to me is how consistently I can practice art now, since it's faster, easier to store, and cheaper (after the initial purchase of the tablet). You may not judge me for me 13 daily average hours of screen time. Oh and I also like that I can now draw more cartoony stuff, and develop a style which is radically different from my traditional one!”

What's actually the reason behind people calling you stinky lmao
“Story time. I started calling duel out for only showering once a year and called him stinky. Wi-Fi people can hardly read, so they somehow understood "Swiffix: Duel is stinky" as meaning "Swiffix is stinky" The lesson here is karma.“

Did you enjoy muting PressPlayBrenden when he got G-Voice and does it keep you up at night?
“Tremendously enjoyed it. My one regret is to not have banned.”
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you wiggle?
“At least 2.5, might be more.”

What's your favorite shiny Pokémon?
“This is a very good question. I already know the answer, but I'll still look at a list of all the shiny mons real quick.
[20 minutes later]
There are a lot of shinies I absolutely love, some notable ones are Umbreon, Emboar, Aegislash and Tyrantrum. That said my favorite is definitely Ho-Oh, its colors are absolutely stunning, I specifically like the grey details since they look like ash, which is super fitting for a phoenix. Lastly Ho-Oh was my very first shiny Pokémon in HeartGold, sadly it's lost forever because of me being a stupid kid and resetting my save but it still holds a special place in my heart. I would probably consider it my second signature Pokémon after Sudowoodo.”

If you could live anywhere in the world for a year, where would it be?
“This is a tricky one since I'm not much of a traveler and I really love my country (Italy). The weeb part of me wants to scream Japan but I can't see myself in there for more than a couple weeks. If I had to pick a place I'd probably choose a big city somewhere in the US or in another European country, I don't really have any preference about it.”
 
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Hey everyone, we decided to bring this back for a second round! The staff team has changed quite significantly since you last saw us, but we still wanted to partake in this once again!

Below, you'll see icons used for each of our participants that'll be used as a shorthand for each one

:sprigatito: - Ancef
:appletun: - Appletun a la Mode
:pichu: - Argynt
:cosmog: - Billo
:rapidash: - Ciran
:clefable: - Clefable
:furret: - Cosplay Furret
:umbreon: - DaWolfKid
:torchic: - Gardevoir&Gallade
:rotom-fan: - Kaylub Iso
:chikorita: - Lionyx
:gardevoir-mega: - Loethalion
:mantine: - Mex
:minccino: - Nicolic
:scyther: - NighthawkL06
:drifloon: - Pooof
:mudkip: - Ryxxlym
:typhlosion: - SexyMalasada
:wingull: - Shahafs
:latias: - Shelbito
:wailmer: - Shuu Tsukiyama
:slugma: - Slug With Swagger
:sudowoodo: - WigglyTree

Without further ado, let's get started with the questions asked to everyone!

:appletun: …I actually like Poison the best. It was my main when i played almost exclusively mono for like two gens LOL. psychic is a close second.

:pichu: My favorite Pokémon type is steel! The steel type has a wide variety of Pokemon designs and is a very resilient type when mixed with many others, leading to a wide array of mons from robotic kinds like Magnezone and Metagross to even regular animals such as Lucario!

:cosmog: My favourite is a tie between Psychic & Ghost.

:clefable: Probably Fire, as I usually always default to the Fire starter for new games, unless it looks like ass.

:furret: Uhhhhhhhhhhh dark? Dark operates in a really nice zone of dominant but not strictly broken, plus has cool moves. Knock Off enjoyers please subscribe.

:umbreon: Dark

:torchic: Dragon and Psychic. Huge fans of both types, and many pokemon of each.

:rotom-fan: Probably Fire. Actually, definitely Fire. But Dragon is cool too

:chikorita: It depends and changes with time, but I like Flying and Ghost a lot.

:gardevoir-mega: I'd have to say Psychic Type for sure.

:mantine: Probably Steel. Fav mon is a steel type and the mons tend to resonate well with me. Bonus points for having one of my favorite gym leaders as a specialist

:minccino: Electric!

:scyther: To be honest there isn't a type but I love stuff with scythes or sharp things

:drifloon: Water

:mudkip: Huge water type fan

:typhlosion: I always told myself if I'd ever be a Gym Leader I'd use Ghost types so I guess Ghost!

:wingull: I like using poison types a lot because they are usually underrated pokemon!

:latias: Dark!!

:wailmer: Definitely Dark types. Very unique Pokemon with cool designs. Steel is a close second for the same reason.

:slugma: While I think every type has its merits (besides ground) My favorite type is Dragon (super original), but they typically have the best designs and coolest concepts of all the types. As a bonus lots of dragons have great competitive VGC roles.

:sudowoodo: I'm terrible at having a favourite of something, i change my opinions wildly and very often. As of now it's probably Flying types, borbs are cool.

:appletun: :X join event helpers and plan it, obviously!!

:pichu: I’d be more than happy to tell you, but then what if I were actually an imposter? Best to task yourself with asking around!

:cosmog: Tomorrow.

:furret: I won't waste time telling you because you're not invited.

:umbreon: Whenever you like you sussy user you!

:torchic: every night, you're just not invited :>

:gardevoir-mega: When GameFreak/Nintendo release a Pokémon game entirely free of hacks (& has Megas).

:mantine: Yes.

:scyther: There is an among us game night? D:

:drifloon: never uninstalled 8)

:wingull: Never? or maybe it's already happening

:latias: Its in the air duct

:wailmer: Amogus.

:slugma: I cannot speak for fellow staff members, but I would love an among us game night as long as i'm not an impostor.

:appletun: Well we were gonna but the kyurem seems to have eaten all of them and now we can’t fit him through the warehouse doors.

:pichu:
A shiny Kyurem
And a jumping Magikarp
Both are running late

:cosmog: There are no shiny Kyrems or Magickarps coming ever.

:furret: Check your mailbox (if it's not there your neighbor probably took them. go ask!)

:umbreon: Ngl I'm not sure what you're asking but I'm going to say yes.

:torchic: there are a shiny kyrems and magickarp that did comed. u just need to find it

:mantine: Idk, are there?

:drifloon: i have no shiny floppy birds

:wingull: No

:latias: Cuz he’s always on time HEY

:wailmer: Never having any of these ever.

:slugma: See pokedex entry 201.

:sprigatito: Dragonite! I've always had a soft spot for this cute lil dragon c: I especially like that S1 Animé episode with the Gigantamax Dragonite at Bill's Lighthouse.

:appletun: I do have one! It’s jirachi!

:pichu: It would be Victini! I wasn’t too sure what it was at first, but it instantly became my favorite gen 5 Pokemon and mythical overall! In fact, I still have my first one in a great ball that acted as my ace in Pokemon Black! It has a nice Pichu-like shape and giant, adorable ears, and a cool ability! I’m still not sure what it’s supposed to be, but I like it a lot and tend to reference the number 494 as the Pokemon lucky number.

:cosmog: Jirachi

:clefable: I'm a big fan of Darmanitan! Fond memories of battling with him, and Clef back in school.

:furret: Top 5 looks something like Furret Chandelure Bisharp Hisuian-Lilligant Mamoswine, not in any special order (excepting Furret who is obviously 1) Let's say Chandelure for now.

:umbreon: Lucario

:torchic: Excluding Gardevoir&Gallade, Torchic and Yamper for sure. huge fan of the little cuties! Lati@s and Ray if we're talking cool mons

:rotom-fan: Technically, Cyndaquil is my for real favorite mon, but Rotom-Fan’s become my pokemon in Wi-Fi and I’m not complaining.

:chikorita: Chikorita and Gardevoir have been in competition for the title of my favorite Pokémon for two decades, so one of them would be the second.

:gardevoir-mega: It's constantly in contention between Absol and Glaceon really, I can never pick between the two.

:mantine: I have a whole top like, 5 planned out actually. Second's the one in the icon you see me pictured under. Mantine is cool.

:minccino: Flaaffy of course!

:scyther: Kabutops

:drifloon: first things that popped up in my head were budew/diancie/mantyke

:mudkip: Rough one ngl, it'd probably have to be Infernape, not Chimchar, but Infernape, that mon is one of my favorite mons design-wise and also the Sun Wukong reference is just on point 10/10

:typhlosion: I do have one and it's Cyndaquil obviously!

:wingull: I think Tropius, I always loved dinosaurs as a child and I really like the design for it, it was always my "FLY" Pokémon in any Gen 3 game run.

:latias: BESIDES Umbreon? Latias!

:wailmer: Blacephalon.

:slugma: Since I’m indecisive as it is, I'm gonna make it a tie between Snorlax and Sliggoo. Snorlax is a nostalgia pick as I love everything about its design and lazy nature, while Sliggoo is a dragon snail, which if you haven’t figured out yet I'm quite the fan of.

:sudowoodo: Mhh, probably Ho-Oh in its shiny variant (first is Krookodile btw).

:sprigatito: So... Meowth and Riolu? Super cool!

:appletun: That is going to depend entirely on whether or not they also figure out doorknobs.

:pichu: My dog Remy does this from time to time, and it usually means he wants to be held. So, I supposed my first instinct would be to try to lift one lol!

:cosmog: Bro needs to stop cooking ASAP

:rapidash: It depends on how they would wear pants.

:furret: I would not own a dog if it walked on 2 legs. I think I might cry.

:umbreon: If they're just suddenly able to walk without complications I'm all for it! Be funny seeing my dog have better posture than me.

:torchic: As long as they still act like dogs and cats, it'd be weird at first but i'd get used to it pretty quick

:rotom-fan: If my cats started walking on 2 legs, I would scream.

:chikorita: That would be amusing, though they'd most likely hurt their back in doing that.

:gardevoir-mega: I'd teach my cat how to do funny dances.

:mantine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:scyther: Obviously starting a dog/cat dancing business and show

:drifloon: no reaction as i dont currently own a pet or plan to.

:mudkip: I'd be all like WOAAH, WHAT IS UP WITH THAT, THAT'S AWESOME!!

:wingull: I think I would be petrified cos it means they are probably gonna come for us.

:latias: That speech is not long after - and we must fear our pets spilling our secrets

:wailmer: :O

:slugma: I would probably give a lot more high fives and handshakes to dogs and cats. Frankly I welcome more bipedal additions to the animal kingdom, as frankly monkeys are already overrated animals as is.

:sudowoodo: Honestly, that would just nerf them, they can't really use their hands to grab stuff, they would only become slower runners. But it's funny to think that some dogs would become taller than many people.

DISCLAIMER: These questions were answered prior to the Pokemon Day Presents trailer.

:sprigatito: I really hope Mega Evolution returns. That's always been my favorite mechanic! Still waiting on Dragoniteite for Mega Dragonite though...

:appletun: I would love if they kept the mark charm and the whole seeing-marked-mons-in-the-overworld thing. But i also desperately want a battle tower back. Or a whole battle frontier again please nintendo i’m begging

:pichu: I’d love to see them expand upon interacting with our Pokemon outside of camps. Additionally, my biggest wish is that they add special animations for walking with Pokemon like in LGPE! But most of all, I want to have all Pokemon accessible again. Perhaps someday it’ll happen and we can all play one unified game instead of separate ones.

:cosmog: I'd like to see the PP Max mechanic be expanded on, e.g Carbos Max, Calcium Max, etc.

:rapidash: Can we ever have megas back?

:clefable: Bring back a more linear story. Open world is cool, but I miss having the simplicity of going town to town but ideally a "I've played Pokemon before" option to skip all the boring shite at the start.

:furret: Effort from the dev team. Also Furret buffs.

:umbreon: I loved mega evolutions and would be thrilled for them to return.

:torchic: A more interactive pokemon care system (like pokemon amie and petting your partner in LGPE). The synchro machine is also really cool. I wanna play with my cute pokemon :3 I hope they also just don't remove the ability to walk with pokemon.

:rotom-fan: I just want to continue to see quality of life improvements. And some sort of inverse bottle cap pls pokemon

:chikorita: I've been craving a good post-game battling area since BW2's PWT.

:gardevoir-mega: Megas, Megas, Maybe Megas. More minigames with your Pokémon to play with them and have cute interactions with, something similar to Super Training but maybe less tedious or more rewarding to play, ᵐᵉᵍᵃˢ.

:mantine:
Well, outside of the game performing well enough to not be the subject of constant criticism, uhhhhh

idk, some more minigame type stuff would be cool. I usually like to go through those a bunch. Bring back the pokeathlon Game Freak you cowards.

:scyther: More interactivity with pokemons in the overworld like the sync machine but more

:drifloon: better quality and not revealed in 2024 so they can spend some time on developing it.

:mudkip: New one would definitely have to be a way to lower IVs to 0, like bottle caps but reverse :D

:typhlosion: A way to have some proper RNG abuse (severe wishful thinking but )

:wingull: I think it's time to let us change pokeballs. They could make it something that takes a lot of grinding/resources and not super easy. In fact I would love to finally have more pokeballs available in general, every game i keep waiting for that golden Park ball do be accessible

:latias: More dark types!

:wailmer: A meaningful way to keep retention other than the usual grind of Pokedex/grinding EXP candies for mons. The Battle Frontier is one of the best things they won’t revisit because they are a stupid company.

:slugma: I would really like the option of deciding between having your story battled either through double or single battles. Given the official competitive format of Pokemon being doubled it feels strange that it's only reserved for special occasions. Secret shinies are also a cool concept for shiny hunting enthusiasts, as I’d like the idea of a rarer shiny that can’t have its odds increased as trophies. Finally, while not a feature addition, I would like the removal of consistent new gimmicks and would instead want chaos to reign down while we bring each gimmick back.

:sudowoodo: Not really the first thing that everybody thinks about, but i want good music. Specifically new remixes for returning legendaries and trainers. You know when they recycle the music from past games for those type of encounters? Good, i hate that. Back in my days we used to get new arrangements every game - probably because the jump in audio quality was massive every generation. About more conventional features, i guess i'd really like a battle facility to fight specifically with old important characters, kinda like the PWT in B2W2.

:sprigatito: It's corny, but I love the friends I've made in the room! It's a special place with tons of amazing people, and whoever is reading this, I'm so glad I got to meet you!

:appletun: I love being in the wi-fi room in a general way because everyone is so chill and eager to help one another out! It’s what drew me in in the first place! And being staff is just extra cool because it means i get to help with all the events and backend stuff that keeps it running so all those cool chill people have a place to hang out.

:pichu: My favorite part of the Wi-Fi Room has always been its purpose to bring people who enjoy a hobby together. The main feature of Pokemon has always been connectivity, and getting to see so many people having a great time trading, battling, and participating in events is a blessing to see. Additionally, I fully understand how the room is a breath of fresh air for many people and somewhere they can come to feel welcomed when they need to unwind! I recommend taking advantage of every opportunity you see in the room when you can, there’s always something new to enjoy with others!

:cosmog: Definitely the wholesome community we have been building over the months/years.

:clefable: Without a doubt, the people. They're what has kept me around for almost a decade now.

:furret: The people there are my favorite part (except for you, the reader). About being staff is definitely my friends in staff (which is pretty much all of staff)

:umbreon: My favourite thing about being staff was getting to know both the regs and other staff members better!

:torchic: the users! always the users. I love interacting with users, chilling with people, talking about random stuff. I've made a ton of amazing friends here, and that's always the reason why I come back. Wifi users are goated, even if they can't read

:rotom-fan: My favorite part about the room and about being staff will always be the fantastic people here.

:chikorita: The people, mostly. There's usually less drama and conflict than in the other chatrooms, from my experience. The same applies about staffing, since the atmosphere behind the scenes is pretty enjoyable in the Wi-Fi room.

:gardevoir-mega: The excitement in the room from our larger events being hosted, seeing people having a good time generally or getting the aid they need. Staff wise, I'd have to say would be all the wonderful people and experiences shared with them over the years.

:mantine: The events are a big part of it for me, especially things like Face Off and Trivia. For being staff, just being able to understand the inner workings of everything really changed things for me and I appreciate the room a bunch more for it.

:minccino: I absolutely love the Wi-Fi community as a whole, staff and regulars alike!

:scyther: Well the community, all of the staff people are so nice, warm and funny

:drifloon: Keeps me attached to the games instead of moving onto different franchises

:mudkip: I guess getting the opportunity to give back in a bigger scale to the people who helped you reach your current state ;p I have so much to trade for and I started from nothing, and it's all to the help to this amazing community :]

:typhlosion: My colleagues and fellow staff! Best part about staffing the room is having fun chatting with the users, promoting events & making funny tours!

:wingull: Giving back to the community and helping other after the many years i've been on PS.

:latias: The people! And the atmosphere honestly, its among my fav rooms, and really want to help keep it great

:wailmer: Lots of people to trade with. Banning little rats.

:slugma: My favorite Part of the WiFi room has to be the community itself. The existence of a dedicated group of people who are enthusiastic about all things trading, battling, and giving away pokemon is very important. Every user in the room is so ready to help each other with goals such as desk completion, shiny hunting advice, and other useful tips, that it makes me forget about a time before it. My favorite part about being staff is now being able to give back to the room and provide the help that staff members previously provided to me.

:sudowoodo: The friends i made along the way n.n

:sprigatito: My mom has a photo of when I was probably 10 or so, I was holding my DS, I was grinning ear to ear talking with my cousin on the phone, using one of those old analog phones with the long cords, and we were playing Pokemon Diamond/Pearl together. I had such a fun childhood playing the games with her, and I miss that time a lot tbh

:appletun: So i didn’t have a console for mons after BW, all the way through until USUM were about to drop. I picked up regular moon like a month before the release. As i was playing through i found (and successfully caught) a shiny bewear, which was literally the first shiny i had found since crystal. In fact it became the first shiny i ever got to OWN. it had a bad nature and terrible stats and i caught it in a literal ultra ball but man i will never not own this bewear.

:pichu: I have several, but this time I’ll share when I “attempted” to trick my brother when he caught me playing Pokemon. It was a time when he and I weren’t allowed to play the games, but I would occasionally sneak off to train my Latios and trade for a real Mew in my copy of Black. Eventually, he caught me playing and I made a quick excuse that I was just trying a demo for the new games; X and Y. Long story short, he lords the fact that I thought I could get away with telling him that Gamefreak would make a gen 5 demo with a level 89 Latios over me to this day.

:cosmog: The start of Sword/Shield, as it was when I began to make a mark on the WiFi room.

:furret: Walking back over Skyarrow Bridge in B2W2. I heard the music and I felt the feeling of fond nostalgia for the first time. I remember it distinctly.

:umbreon: Using Greninja to sweep the elite four in Pokemon X. It was my first time playing Pokemon and I didn't know what I was doing but I remember it fondly.

:torchic: Nothing specific comes to mind. One not so fun one was my first ever shiny, found in pokemon firered, was a zubat. My second ever shiny, which i found a few weeks later in emerald, was a golbat. The golbat hurt more because i was hunting for a decent natured bagon at the time and it was sandwiched between two non-shiny bagon

:rotom-fan: Qualifying for the second round of one of the SwSh Player’s Cup was pretty cool :]

:chikorita: I'm gonna be among the minority here, but I have enjoyed BDSP a lot. Its reveal trailer, with the OG Nintendo DS, almost brought me to tears as I understood what they were about to announce.

:gardevoir-mega: I'd have to say it was beating my first nuzlocke in SoulSilver after having failed prior to a trapping Tangela which slowly ko'd my entire team.

:mantine:
Oh god you're making me choose? Well. I have like 27,459 to pick from, so forgive me for going over a couple.

First off, the reason why I consider Mantine among my favorite Pokemon. Started on the day I downloaded Pokemon Go for the first time. I was out with my brother, we had a thing going on for a while where we'd go out and play pool at a local establishment for such a thing. On the way there I took a detour to a pokestop I'd never visited, where there was a Mantine, a pokemon I needed for my pokedex. The pokestop just happened to be a trail marker which was a carving of a Manta Ray. It stuck with me

Second, Mystery Dungeon stuff. There's absolutely too much to go over without me taking up a whole Smogon Post for it. I might, tbh, but there is one specific moment that stuck with me more than any other. The 5th special episode added in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky has a lot of moments I find very poignant, but Grovyle's speech about what you do with life, and that ending up being what changes things in the climax. That will always stick with me.

:scyther: Helped me learn english when I was a kid

:drifloon: first shiny (took until gen7 somehow :c but it was a minior!! (which is one of the better shinies imho))

:mudkip: It's obv gotta be my favorite mon, being Mudkip :3 Emerald was the very first Pokémon game I owned, and Mudkip was my starter pick, since then it's been my favorite :D

:typhlosion: Battling and trading mons in Gen1/2 in school with link cables! Also finally beating Lance in Gold for the first time (took me ages)

:wingull: When I got my first proper console for my birthday many moons ago and was finally able to play all the games!

:latias: Hatching my first Masuda IV shiny, Shinx!

:wailmer: I was incredibly tired when I was like 15 and I caught a shiny Regirock while my eyes were closed at like 3am but just having earphones into my 3ds and using sound to listen on ORAS.

:slugma: My favorite mons related memory is playing my first playthrough of pokemon ever (that being diamond) and finding a “weird color pokemon.” Little did young Slug know it happened to be a shiny pokemon, sadly i don't have it anymore as i restarted the game but that wondrous feeling is something i'll always remember.

:sudowoodo: Persona 5 background music

:appletun: deadly hunter floridian predator thirst for blood HD 4k nat geo raw [[EXPLICIT]]]

:pichu: I don’t watch Tiktok, but I’d have to say my favorite YouTube video, or videos, is the Pokemon Generations series!

:cosmog: Toothless Driftveil meme.

:furret: What's the deal with recoil?

:torchic: I don't really watch either. I guess Le Sserafim's Antifragile performance video? That or a NigaHiga video from way back in the day

:rotom-fan: Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery by Defunctland. A really interesting and compelling documentary I can’t recommend enough. It is an hour and a half though.
Shorter video-wise, anything from Daniel Thrasher is A+

:mantine: Idk about favorite, but one I've grown to enjoy a lot lately is the GOTCHA music video they released about 3 years ago. Every time I watch it I feel like there's something I notice that I hadn't previously, and the song is also really catchy to go with it. Favorite part would be the sequence with all the champions from Lance to Diantha.

I haven't got a tiktok so you'll have to deal with just the youtube video

:mudkip: It's gotta be the singing videos, I really love watching people sing either just uploading their covers up to these platforms or even watching old clips from shows like 'The Voice'.

:latias: I’ve got a few! Been watching “Out of that Truck” a few times

:wailmer: Honestly any clip from The Basement Yard podcast makes me crack up for Tiktok. Best YouTube video for me is “The Search for D.B. Cooper.”

:slugma: My favorite youtube video is Defunctland’s fastpass video documentary.

:appletun: I accidentally got my entire house using the word ‘neb’ as a verb. As in ‘to snoop on other people’s business.’ apparently this is not a common thing????

:pichu: I feel like I need to be explained “Drip” to be honest. Is it like, something is so hot and cool that it melts? Is it dripping with style? Is it a drop in a bucket? What does it really mean aside from fashionable?!

:cosmog: Hozzy = hospital, I think its unusual because nobody outside of the UK knows what I'm talking about when said.

:clefable: Cunt

:umbreon: I'm Australian so I have a fair list to pick from lol. I probably use ripper (means good) the most so I'll go with that.

:torchic: Not sure if i have any region specific, but fsr when i hear my students say "delulu", i have a mini meltdown each time

:rotom-fan: Unclear how common these are, but my region uses slang like “geeked and “sice.” Sice is definitely the weirder of the two imo

:mantine: I suppose some of the nicknames for some shops are kinda weird, calling a chip shop a "chippie" is kinda interesting to me, at least.

:drifloon: Bucket (but shortform for buckethead which means dense :p )

:mudkip: "Simón", is a very common word in Mexico, where it's mostly used as am informal version of "Sí". So if you ever come to Mexico, they might not be talking about a person ;p just saying "Yes" in some other way.

:typhlosion: "Desenmerda-te" which is non-proper Portuguese that literally translates to "un-shit yourself" (meaning 'figure a way/sort it out yourself')

:latias: Jeezum

:wailmer: In Australia you can say “‘sitgahn” and everyone knows what you’re saying.

:slugma: I don’t personally use a lot of slang, but my area uses Yurrr a whole bunch. I find it to be really funny, and a testament that we will adapt any kind of word we find slightly amusing

:sprigatito: Taylor Swift

:appletun: Indie folk

:pichu: I like to listen to relaxing video game music, and the occasional rock or orchestral song! Mostly music that feels more upbeat, but not too much.

:cosmog: I listen to mostly electronic music.

:clefable: I'm switching between country, and rock/punk vibes at the moment. Country for relaxing, rock/punk when I need to focus on work.

:furret: Honestly probably either the Skullgirls OST or edits of Undertale songs that become increasingly morose and yet still sound like fairly viable music. Look up "Megalovania but is in 12/8 and beats 2-4, 6-8, 10-12 are swapped."

:umbreon: Rock

:torchic: Kpop. Basically every Le Sserafim song ever (shoutouts to antifragile, good parts, fearnot, perfect night, flash forward), Mr. Vampire by Itzy, Illusion by Aespa, Love You Twice by Huh Yunjin

:rotom-fan: I will always be an Indie pop / singer songwriter kind of guy. Chill vibes only over here

:chikorita: My musical knowledge is pretty lackluster, so I tend to not really have a favorite genre. It can vary from video games OST to classical music, international variety, French rap or US rap.

:gardevoir-mega: I often listen to Metal, Rock, Game/Anime OSTs. Band wise; Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Beast in Black, Blue Oyster Cult, Stratovarius , Powerwolf, Disturbed, and for game OSTs most often Guilty Gear songs.

:mantine: I just have a playlist filled with basically any song I would want to listen to that I can go to at a moment's notice. Songs in it range from covers of songs from anime like "Idol" to "Video Killed the Radio Star" to "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" to "You Will Know Our Names" from Xenoblade Chronicles.

:scyther: I listen to basically everything

:drifloon: either hiphop/rap or edm or japrock/anime

:mudkip: Definitely Taylor Swift atm :P but my favorite group is a colombian one called 'Morat'.

:typhlosion: 80s Pop/Dance hits

:wingull: Currently it's a mix of pop electronic and alternative music mostly

:latias: POP!

:wailmer: Babymetal and ATARASHII GAKKO!!

:slugma: I am currently listening to a lot of rap, though I typically don't stick to one genre of music per day. I also enjoy a lot of other genres, and even used to do music reviews.

:appletun: SexyMalasada, clearly. Have you seen an ingredients list anywhere? I havent.

:pichu: Ditto, our mascot. Have you ever stopped and pondered just what our Ditto’s name is? Or its level or stats? What’s the lore behind Ditto? Why does it like to transform into different pictures in the intro? I find that pretty mysterious!

:cosmog: WigglyTree, I don't think he's a real tree at all.

:furret: I would say Billo but on the other hand I myself am involved in a series of mysteries including; how did I get this position? How have I not lost this position? How am I still alive despite my radical takes on the Super Mario Brothers movie? How am I still alive despite my radical takes on the Despicable Me franchise? How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? (The actual answer was cut off here, it continued for several pages with decreasing levels of funny questions.)

:umbreon: I'm gonna say Shuu for this one.

:torchic: Pipbot is an enigma that cannot be contained

:chikorita: WigglyTree, of course. How can a tree that wiggles own an online chatroom? I guess I'll have to go grab a SquirtBottle in Goldenrod and spray him with it to find out the answer to my questions.

:gardevoir-mega: Wigglytree :^

:mantine: That Mex guy never seems to show up, never answers any of my questions either...

:scyther: Loe

:drifloon: i'd be surprised if other staff know a lot about me but other than myself- argynt

:mudkip: It's gotta be Ancef, I have no idea where so much awesomeness can come from D:

:wingull: Cosplay Furret, because they are always in cosplay and I never saw their true colours

:latias: In Wifi? They’re all so nice, but probably Loe!

:wailmer: Me.

:slugma: I like to think all staff members are mysterious, but I used to find Loe the most mysterious, for no good reason other than I always wondered what their username actually meant.

:sudowoodo: I'm Batman

:sprigatito: Neon Green

:appletun: Green & cyan

:pichu: Blue, green, blue-green, teal, turquoise, aquamarine, sea green, and orange!

:cosmog: Purple

:furret: Brown. Blue's nice too.

:umbreon: Blue and purple.

:torchic: This question is always hard! I love a lot of colors, so it's easier to state ones i don't like. Shit brown, some shades of orange

:rotom-fan: Blue all the way.

:chikorita: I'm fond of blue and green, mostly.

:gardevoir-mega: Sky-Blue, Blue, Navy, Green, Black, The first two are the only one in order.

:mantine: Blue and Green. Reason i chose my old name on PS was the color it came with and I've stuck with it over 9 years now.

:minccino: Pink, orange, and yellow!

:scyther: Green and Orange

:drifloon: purple > blue > the rest

:mudkip: I have two different options for these... overall favorite color is green, but aesthetically, the red + black combination is SOOOO good. I love both of those colors, indivually or together on most of my stuff.

:typhlosion: Blue (my top five colors are shades of blue really xD)

:wingull: Blue and yellow

:latias: Red and Black

:wailmer: Pastel Pink.

:slugma: My Favorite colors are red, purple, and black (it's a color fight me art nerds), in that particular order.

:appletun: I can tetris twice the amount of stuff into boxes / suitcases / the dishwasher than should be reasonably possible.

:pichu: My hair can generate enough static electricity to give a light shock to things I touch when it grows long enough. I’m actually fairly used to it now, but it has caught a few people off guard whenever a doorknob sparks!

:cosmog: I'm a rapper (B-illo album coming soon)

:furret: I used to know a lot of pi. Now I just know Furret's base stats. 85/76/64/45/55/90.

:umbreon: I can sing the alphabet backwards!

:torchic: I play tennis? Not much I do that other people can't otherwise :p

:rotom-fan: I seem to attract the worst drivers in the area when I get on the road

:chikorita: I can ignore you and still remember what you said, or pay close attention and forget about what you said.

:gardevoir-mega: Wheezing hysterically and being a gremlin.

:mantine:
Talent? Me? You must not know me well, everyone knows i don't have one

Serious answer, I was the source of "what CP is the hundo for this raid boss" in my local Pokemon Go community for a good couple years, so I suppose remembering those could count

:scyther: I can pick up almost anything with my foot lol

:drifloon: not necessarily odd but ive been practicing relative pitch as a substitute for perfect pitch. (one day i'll be good at it hopefully!)

:mudkip: If it applies... I can actually sing and play the guitar (: not the best at it but I'm trying.

:typhlosion: OCD-like-efficient-Tetris-style packing/storing stuff, be it things in drawers or bags in a car trunk

:wailmer: I can twist one of my hands around 360°+.

:slugma: I have an odd talent for niche circus tricks, such as plate spinning, diablo, and devil sticks among others. On top of this I can talk endlessly without even being out of breath.

:sudowoodo: I'm a human person. That might not sound very interesting to you, but considering humans are like 0.01% of the biomass on Earth (thanks Google), that's quite a rare and awesome thing. If you, reader, happen to be a human person, you should be proud of yourself!

:sprigatito: Tired :sleeping:

:appletun: Bad at following directions.

:pichu: Pichu!

:cosmog: Insane

:clefable: Lazy

:furret: Quirky? Not strictly weird but not quite goofy or silly either. Quirky's good.

:umbreon: Tired

:torchic: Human

:gardevoir-mega: Wallflower.

:mantine: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:scyther: Tough love (ik 2 words)

:drifloon: idk derpy

:mudkip: Empathic

:typhlosion: nerd

:wingull: chill

:latias: Patient

:wailmer: I wouldn’t.

:slugma: Earnest

:sudowoodo: T-R-E-E

:appletun: Crabrawler. Off the wall choice i just literally hate everything about its design.

:pichu: I really like them all and would rather not delete any of them! Though, if I had to pick one… Watchog.

:cosmog: Cosmoem

:furret: Rellor.

:umbreon: Toxapex because screw that thing!

:torchic: Bruxish and quilladin are abomanations that should be thrown away as soon as possible

:rotom-fan: Incineroar. The worst.

:chikorita: Probably some annoying, fat defensive Pokémon, like Toxapex or Ting-Lu.

:gardevoir-mega: Orbeetle.

:mantine: Similar to famed PS Wi-Fi Room Shitposter Dratios, I have a distaste for Greedent and would probably choose that

:minccino: Smoochum has to go!

:scyther: Whichever is your favourite

:drifloon: LANDORUS

:mudkip: Thwackey :3 ugliest mon to ever exist

:wingull: Dracovish , because it's too OP and looks like an abomination

:latias: SMEARGLE

:wailmer: Dewott.

:slugma: It used to be bruxish but overtime that pokemon has grown on me, so currently it's Lumineon because it simply exists and it's so painfully boring for no reason. I would rather have an ugly pokemon than a boring one.

:sudowoodo: I've grown to love in some way every single Pokémon, but would you feel the need for a Pincurchin if it didn't exist?

:appletun: Z

:pichu: WYNAUT?!

:cosmog: Why not?

:furret: This requires no justification.

:umbreon: I ask myself the same thing everyday.

:torchic: You'd think i'd learn my lesson after coming back and quitting the second time, but nope. I'm back. I'm just dumb :p

:chikorita: :wynaut: ?

:gardevoir-mega: YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

:mantine: Excuse me, that's the question I should be asking. Who gave you the right.

The answer is yes.

:drifloon: everyone hates landorus screw that pokemon and its therian forme.

:mudkip: Why what D:

:wingull: ME

:latias: If you were around for Gen 6/7 VGC… You know why.

:wailmer: Fucking ugly.

:slugma: See pokedex entry #360, but in all seriousness I'm more of a Pokemon X fan tbh.

:appletun: I think they set an interesting precedent with the Paradox mons. We have paldean forms of a couple of pokemon – wooper, tauros, and then stuff like wiglett which are technically entirely different species. I think the fact that their stat spread and move distributions are SO wildly different that they merit their own dex entries. Wooper / tauros / wiglett are basically comparable to their non-paldean counterparts. Jigglypuff has more in common with clefairy than scream tail.

:pichu: They have different stats, typings, and abilities. Overall, I feel that they’re entirely new Pokemon that only share a similar appearance to what came before. It’s kind of like comparing Mew and Mewtwo imo, they’re technically the same species of Pokemon, but one is so vastly different that it’s its own thing!

:cosmog: I'd say they're unique enough, they're an interesting spin on the original designs and I'm glad they have their own unique entries. That and the fact that they don't share the same name so couldn't share a dex entry.

:furret: I really like the idea behind paradox Pokemon. The base stat differences warrant a new dex iteration in my opinion, it's far more drastic than those of regional variants (in most cases, Roaring Moon to Salamence is pretty comparable I guess.) Same for the new convergent species like Wiglett and Wugtrio. The reinventing of Pokemon in a new light is a good angle in my opinion. I also really like what they did with Blood Moon Ursaluna.

:umbreon: Good question! I think they're unique enough for their own dex entry tbh.

:torchic: They're unique enough. They're clearly not form changes, since they share no traits outside of design and one type with their "base forms". If they shared some stats, abilities, or something, then maybe?

:rotom-fan: I feel like having different BSTs on its own is enough for me to say that they shouldn’t be forms.

:gardevoir-mega: Yes to all the above?

:mantine: I would say they earned their own dex entries, they have their own names, designs, stat spreads that while not overly different from what the base mon is trying to do, are different enough that I wouldn't just put them in as a regional variant

:scyther: Yes, they have unique features

:drifloon: would have preferred all formes to be in the same dex number similar to gastrodon.

:mudkip: Well it's in the name, they're Paradox, they're not supposed to exist, so imo they're fine with a separate dex entry.

:typhlosion: I think id be neater if they were classified as 'special forms' or something, but I understand why they made them separate dex entries and idm much

:wingull: I think they should be their own entries. While their keep a resemeblence to their previous/future form they still went through some sort of evolution and change to merit their own unique identity.

:latias: I think so!

:wailmer: Of course they are, it’s a direct link to how evolution in the real world works. The current Pokemon we experience are mutations and adaptations, while the Paldean Pokemon are either the more original Pokemon or a much further advanced adaptation.

:slugma: I think paradox pokemon deserve their own dex numbers if you think of how humans treat evolution. We wouldn’t consider Homo erectus and homo sapiens to be the same, so why would we consider Suicune and Walking Wake to be.

:sudowoodo: In a vacuum i do think that they are fine being separate from their original version, but if they add too many mons that are that heavily inspired by others in future generations, i think we might have a problem.

:appletun: Sweet = Spicy, and they’re best together! Sour i can take or leave unless it’s lemon. Lemon gets its own tier ahead of all the other sour flavors.

:pichu: Salty food is my favorite, but from that list I’d have to pick sour! Sweet and spicy are nice as well, I couldn't really rank them as different flavors are best for different types of meals!

:cosmog: Sweet > Sour > Spicy, good question

:rapidash: Are you making PokeBlock? Sour, please.

:furret: Sweet, easy. I have no use for sour food, spicy is alright but I don't like when my food fights me.

:umbreon: My order would be sweet, spicy then sour.

:torchic: Sweet for sure. I have a high sour tolerance, but don't like the acidity of it in my mouth. And my spice tolerance is absolute garbage. I like enjoying my food without suffering

:rotom-fan:
Spicy
Sweet
Sour

:chikorita: Sweet I guess, but it does not tend to be the healthiest, unfortunately.

:gardevoir-mega: Spicy is number one for sure, I'm kinda in-between for number two on sweet or sour.

:mantine: Honestly, I can't say I particularly like any of the three flavor profiles you've given, but if you forced me to rank them

Sweet > Sour > Spicy

I don't do well with any of them, but Sweet flavors I can tolerate most of the time, Sour flavors if I must, while spicy flavors I cannot handle at all.

:scyther: Spicy

:drifloon: 1. spicy 2. sweet 3. sour

:mudkip: Sweet > Spicy > Sour. I'm definitely not a fan for sour food, and BBQ is like one of my favorite sauce to ever exist!!

:wingull: Spicy food all the way. Sour is how like my drinks. Sweet is ok.

:latias: Spicy, all the way.

:wailmer: Sour food/lollies are awesome.

:slugma: The order for me goes, Sweet, Spicy, then Sour. I'm a sucker for sweet treats, and love baking so this isn’t even a competition for me honestly.

:sudowoodo: My nature is Hasty, now go check what that means in the poffin chart.

:sprigatito: Moon

:appletun: Love ball :3

:pichu: My favorite Poké Ball is tied between the Premier and Cherish Balls! I lean a little bit towards the latter due to its unique design!

:cosmog: Dream Ball has been a favourite for me since I collected them in Gen 6

:rapidash: Dive. I even have a plushie Dive Ball.

:furret: Probably have to go with Level. Though the new more brown iteration of Safari is sweet.

:umbreon: Moon

:torchic: Moon ball easy (shoutout Loe for agreeing <3). Best ball, with Dream a close second

:rotom-fan: Probably Safari, but moon and beast are a close second (and third I guess?)

:chikorita: Heavy has been my favorite ball for a while, but Dive and Dream have grown on me, lately. Luxury is cool too.

:gardevoir-mega: Mooooooooon ball, I'd say Dive would be second most, then Nest for third, and lastly Premier for all the ones I like.

:mantine: The quick ball. Its an aesthetic masterpiece none could hope to even come close to rivaling and anyone who claims it is ugly simply does not understand its glory to the degree that anyone who dares to call themselves a Pokemon Fan should.

It catches stuff good and I appreciate that.

:minccino: Love Ball, easy!

:scyther: Heavy

:drifloon: Moon > Heavy/Dream. Dive best shop ball.

:mudkip: Lure Ball :D and also favorite shop ball is Dive Ball :3 water type bias much??

:typhlosion: Dream

:wingull: Dream ball, because it matches the biggest range of Pokémon in my opinion.

:latias: Moon!

:wailmer: Classic Timer Ball.

:slugma: My favorite pokeball is the Moon Ball because of its unique design and ability to match so many different shinies (shiny lucario.)

:sudowoodo: Hard question, probably one between Moon, Level and Beast.

:sprigatito: Dragonite, Umbreon, Mew, Victini, Suicune, Sprigatito

:appletun:
1. My partner pikachu from OG yellow version
2. The pidgeot i solo’d the e4/champion with for the first time in crystal.
3. Swampert from my first run of sapphire
4. My shiny collar blitzle from PoGo
5. Pumpkin the bewear, yes the one from the other question.
6. The appletun i was given as a gift at the start of SV :D

:pichu:
The first Pokemon would be my Blaziken, the first Pokemon I ever had!
The second one would be a shiny Pichu/Ukulele Pichu from the first Pokemon card I ever obtained and the first DS games I played!
The third would be Butterfree, as my favorite Pokemon from the anime!
The fourth would then be Munchlax, as the first time I saw it was in my favorite Mystery Dungeon game!
The fifth would then be Lycanroc Dusk, because it served as the foil to my brother’s ace in Alola when we played as each other’s rival!
And the sixth member would be Victini, if I was lucky enough to find one! It represents the first time I fully enjoyed a Pokémon game from start to end, and the little victory pose in the hall of fame is something I will never forget!

:cosmog: Cosmog, Cosmog, Cosmog, Cosmog, Cosmog and... Cosmog.

:furret: Furret, Chandelure, Bisharp, Hisuian-Lilligant, Mamoswine, Bellibolt. I built pretty much this team for my Indigo Disk playthrough. It's not balanced or suited for doubles, but it consists of my favorites so that's close enough.

:umbreon: Umbreon, Lucario, Alolan Ninetales, Jirachi, Victini and Hisuian Zoroark

:torchic: Gardevoir, Gallade, Garchomp, Dragapult, Torchic, Yamper.

:rotom-fan: Typhlosion, Mightyena, Rotom-Fan, Thundurus-Therian, Nihilego, Metagross

:chikorita: It would probably resemble something like... Chikorita, Gardevoir, Crobat, Metagross, Glameow, Gengar.

:gardevoir-mega: Gardevoir-Mega, Glaceon, Absol-Mega, Blaziken-Mega, Torterra, Feraligatr.

:mantine: First 3 are obvious picks, three fav mons

Dialga, Mantine, Sandshrew.

After that, Seviper, using it in Pokemon Go PVP gave me an appreciation for the mon I probably would not have otherwise

Gallade, because whenever it's available to use I always find myself coming back to it

Eevee, It was part of my namesake for the better part of a decade, even if it were never a pokemon I considered my absolute favorite, it would feel wrong to leave it out

:scyther: Scyther, Typhlosion, Houndoom, Naganadeel, Rhyhorn and Kabutops

:drifloon: Lapras/Pachirisu/Altaria/Eevee/Piplup/Shaymin

:mudkip: Swampert, Decidueye, Infernape, Drapion, Luxray, Salamence

:typhlosion: Typhlosion / Swampert / Sceptile / Heliolisk / Swellow / Gardevoir

:wingull: Wingull, Tropius, Gliscor , Blissey , Venusaur and Gallade

:latias: Wow! Thats a hard one! So I’ll do somewhat random ones. Umbreon, Gengar, Venusuar, H-Typhlosion, Latias, and Latios

:wailmer: 6 Wailmers from different places.

:slugma: This list is easy, it would be Snorlax, Magcargo (Slugma unfortunately is not helpful long term) , Quagsire, Noivern (gotta get around somehow), Infernape, and Decidueye.

:sudowoodo: Idk if this is asking about my dream team or my favourite playtrough team I've used, so I'll answer to both. My dream team would probably be Krookodile, Volcarona, Shiny Ho-Oh, Gliscor, Hisuian Zoroark and Tyrantrum. My favourite team that i've used is probably the one in my first playthrough of Pokémon Black, which is when i devoted my life to Pokémon, that includes Samurott (obv with 4 damaging Water STABs), Krookodile, Excadrill, Stoutland, Swanna and a shiny Zoroark (totally legit) that i was traded by a friend

:sprigatito: Face Off, but Rock Paper Scissors is making a strong case :eyes:

:appletun: Iiii have always loved the hatching contests the best!

:pichu: I couldn’t pick one over all of them, each one is really great in its own way! I’m incredibly proud of every one of our event helpers and am always in awe when they work together to make each iteration better than the last!

:cosmog: Would have to say the Hatching Contest, a lot of creativity goes into the entries!

:rapidash: The Official Giveaway every month! I really enjoyed the Comic Creations event that we just had though, I hope that one returns. Treasure Hunt is another one of my favorites, I've decided to host it so that we could have it going again.

:furret: Battle Frontier, specifically the Regional Rumble iterations where we played doubles with the regional variant of the Pokemon. Double Stunfisk was so funny.

:umbreon: FO but only when I'm hosting.

:torchic: the monthly! not biased or anything of course

:rotom-fan: Every event is pretty lit. Monthly events-wise, the OGA is a classic. I’m awful with remembering the names of events, but for small events, I loved the one in SwSh days where you dressed your trainer up like a pokemon and took a picture with it.

:chikorita: I enjoy many of them, but Wi-Fight was so amusing to take part to that it's the main reason why I stuck around, became more active, and got the motivation to finish my Violet playthrough. Aside from that, the hatching contests are fun, but we have so much variety among our events that it is difficult to name one that I dislike.

:gardevoir-mega: All of the tours section events are great! If battling isn't your thing I highly recommend Treasure Hunt!

:mantine: Probably Trivia. Coming up with a bunch of different questions and seeing people freak out, either because they know me and feel like a "conquestion" is coming up or just because its obscure sidegame stuff they didn't really know

:minccino: I probably shouldn't choose favorites, but our classic Hatching Contest is an event that I always look forward to hosting! Each, and every entry never fails to amaze me w/their creativity!

:scyther: To be honest ogre ousting was a blast, but the picture one is always so fascinating

:drifloon: Trivia > In-Game location searching quests.

:mudkip: OGA :3 gives me chances to hunt for mons that I've been wanting to hunt for a long while

:typhlosion: Face Off!!

:wingull: The OGA of course! Where give out lots of shiny cool mons

:latias: The hatching/marked events! Seeing people’s mons with their unique entries is so fun

:wailmer: Monthly Tour.

:slugma: My favorite event from wifi is the OGA’s (specifically the Tarot Time one) as all the planning and effort that goes into them is so rewarding when it's all said and done.

:sudowoodo: OGA :>
 
With the general questions done, we move onto the questions asked to specific members of staff!

:sprigatito:
If you had a job at a hospital, what would it be?

Idk that's a tough one, probably chef or something. I like cooking :)

How on earth do you balance med school and PS

The first 2 years of medical school (preclinical) was really difficult for me (for you premeds out there, don't worry, it got better during clinical rotations!). During those tough times, battling on PS! was a great distraction, and actually helped me with medical school. I think with any career, it's important to find a good work-life balance, and that includes finding time to do things you like to do (Such as PS!).

What is your favourite Pokémon that has a move containing the word “Heal” in it?

Got to be Dragonite! It learns Heal Bell in a Gen 3 event. If that doesn't count, I'll defer to Umbreon who learns Heal Bell more recently, in Gen 7.

If a doctor could use a Pokémon in the real world, which would you find the most useful?

Magnezone would be a pretty good partner for a doctor I think! You can use it as a portable MRI, you can use it for electrocautery, you can use it as a flashlight, and you can also use it as a power source if your workstation on wheels runs out of battery; there's just so many uses for it! But the MRI is probably the biggest one. Honorable mention goes to Chansey/Blissey for obvious reasons, Weezing for anesthesia with Weezing-G cleaning up the pollution, Pawniard to help with surgery, and Alakazam to help with diagnosis.

:appletun:
If you had a chance at changing your username based on a la Mode, which other Pokemon would you pick?

Honestly i think i would go with applin! It’s small and cute and baked apples are a thing.

What is your second least favorite Pokémon?

This is so weirdly speci– you know what? ledyba. The answer is ledyba. Every time i replay a gen 2 game or HGSS there they are, waiting to eat up time i could spend fighting something that actually gives XP.

now that hydrapple is released, is Appletun still the best applin evolution?

Lbr here when a pokemon like appletun is someone’s favorite it’s clearly not for its competitive viability, and while hydrapple is nice enough that i had set aside a shiny to evolve, viability is all it has over Best Apple. =u=

What would you say is the most important skill to have as an artist?

Patience. Patience with yourself, because growth is nonlinear and you will want to improve faster than you are and some people get in that loop and frustrate themselves out of arting at all. Patience with your pieces because stuff looks ugly as heck before it looks beautiful, and trying to rush and cut corners will only feed into point 1.

If you could have a special Appletun variant based on a pie flavor, which flavor would you choose?

RASPBERRY!!!! fairy/dragon raspberry pie.

:pichu:
What is your favorite Mega Man series?

My favorite Mega Man series is classic Mega Man! Although, I do like Battle Network as well! The simpler style of the original games and their difficulty feels very rewarding once you get the hang of it, and once you’re on a roll it becomes very satisfying to rush through the stages!

How do you stay so positive? / How do you stay so relentlessly positive?

If you can help brighten someone’s day a little with even a grain of kindness, then why not do so? It costs nothing to try, and in turn someone could gain everything.

You never truly know what someone needs in the moment, but you can be the friend who cares. You may not have the answers or be skilled enough to solve their problems, but at least they’re not alone. Be the ideal friend you wish you could have for someone else, because that’s what we all wish for.

As for positivity, I find that life is much more enjoyable when we appreciate our current blessings and share them with others. Even if the time is short, every moment we get is precious. So why spend them dwelling on what was and what could be when you can live in the moment and look forward to what is right here? Leave the uncertainties of the past and future to their own, they are not set in stone after all. On the other hand, the here and now always holds endless possibilities!

And if failure or dark times come, they’ll eventually pass as we move forward. I’d much rather look ahead to what we can do next, wouldn’t you?

Other than the Pichu line, which is your favourite Pikachu clone?

It would be Plusle and Minun, mostly because of the original Ranger game! I’m a big fan of magnetic based mons, and a positive and negatively charged duo is the perfect set of Pikachu clones for me!

:cosmog:
What is your favorite catchphrase from the Pokemon series? (e.g Get in the bag, Nebby!)

Probably get in the bag nebby, yeah, or the famous Mewtwo quote from the movie.


When will the rapper B-Illo drop his next single?

New album coming soon, just working on the bars, bars of this high quality take a while to produce.


I'm looking to start an organization, but none of the leaders are corrupt enough. How do I sow immoral behavior among the ranks?


You're not bribing them enough, you need to put something they want on the end of a fishing hook.


When will you become Room Owner again?


If I feel like climbing the ranks again I probably will, but so far have no plans to rejoin the RO team, sorry! Maybe one day down the line I'll pull a Clefable and become RO again if you're lucky.


Why is your name 'Billo'? As opposed to Cillo or Gillo or Tillo or Zillo or Nillo.


Billo is a real life Nickname based on my name! Won't go into too much detail as I like to keep my personal life away from my online self but this should hopefully be enough!


What's your favorite thing about Cosmog and how do they keep getting out of the bag?


Cosmog is undeniably the strongest and most meta viable Pokemon, so it was an easy choice, it escapes the bag because of its unlimited power.

:rapidash:
Why do you dislike Nosepass?

Reminding me that it exists is offensive, I refuse to humor whomever asked this by answering.

Favorite fossil?

Like favorite pokemon fossil or fossil in general?
Helix Fossil, followed by the Plume Fossil. But favorite Pokemon revived from a fossil would probably be Lileep.
Favorite real world fossil might be "The Fighting Dinosaurs," it's a Velociraptor and a Protoceratops fossilized in combat. I highly suggest looking up opalized and agatized fossils if you're not familiar with them, those can certainly be some of the prettiest (and shiniest).

How does Anomalocaris affect LeBron's legacy?

Anomalocaris was an apex predator in its time and is thought it be one of the first predatory animals. LeBron James is one of the greatest basketball players of all time but there have been numerous allstars that came before him. Anomalocaris compared to other animals of the time it was a giant, LeBron is 6'9" (2.06m) by comparison, much shorter than Yao Ming at 7'6" (2.29m) tall. The frontal appendages of Anomalocaris species varied but were equipped with spine like protrusions in each section. LeBron does not have protrusions coming off his arms which aid in gripping and grabbing. Anomalocaris' frontal appendages ranged in size, but some species could have been over 60% of the animal's body length! If we cross compare this with the average human, the ratio of 1 arm to the body is about 40%. Anomalocaris species spanned close to 200 million years in the fossil record, LeBron is currently 39 years old and has been playing since the age of nine; this is a difference of over 100 million years. LeBron has a nice full beard, Anomalocaris did not. LeBron is currently in a lifetime contract with Nike estimated to be worth $30million a year and he could be worth billions by the time he is 60 years old. If this is the case and we compare time in fossil record to LeBron's net worth, LeBron could be considered ahead. Anomalocaris fossils were first identified in 1886 and were originally misidentified. It wasn't until the 1980's, almost 100 years later, that the true form of Anomalocaris was realized. LeBron didn't start playing organized basketball until the 5th grade and went professional at age 19. Anomalocaris is such a famous fossil that it is even a part of the Pokemon universe, the claw Fossil, Anorith, and Armaldo are all based off Anomalocaris species. Lebron has not had a Pokemon designed after him or received a reference in the Pokemon universe unlike basketball players LaMarcus Aldridge and Derrick Rose.

What is your second least favorite Pokémon?

Nosepass

As one of the longest-running staff members, what is one of your favorite large-scale changes that has happened to the Wi-Fi Room?

I find it very impressive that the staff team has consistently gotten better with time. The members of staff themselves are all wonderful and the events that people have come up with and host are a wonderful testament to the room itself and our piece of the community.

I'd like to Axew a question! What's your favorite Pokémon pun?

One that best suits the moment.

:clefable:
If the Normal typing was back on Clefable instead of Fairy, what unique set would you run on the Clefable?

Probably just the same old Calm Mind, Stored Power, Moonlight, Moonblast set Im fond of.

Coffee?

Yes

What's your favorite thing about Clefable and what did you think when its type became fairy?

She was a menace when I was battling friends IRL. Once they caught onto her having Magic Guard I switched to an Unaware one to continue ruining their days. As for her being fairy, I was indifferent.

:furret:
are you secretly a furret in a cosplay?/What other cosplay would you like to run, other than Furret?

Responding to the Cosplay ones in one answer: The origin of this username is Omega Ruby Alpha Sapphire's Cosplay Pikachu, who got a bunch of neat outfits with signature moves. Imagine a Furret in the Pikachu-Rock-Star outfit. You're welcome. I have never done a Furret cosplay. I have never done ANY cosplay, unless you count the time I went as Mother 3's Lucas for halloween. If I was going to cosplay it'd probably be some weeb stuff. Maybe Yosuke Hanamura? I think I could pull that off.

What is your favourite book?

TL staff? That you?

Pride and Prejudice or The Westing Game

How many shiny furret do u have?

Uhhh good question. Turns on Switch

There's 2 named Samuel, one who I brought up to gen 9 and one who lurks in my SS's Jolly RNG file. 16 of TheBlah's "Cosplay" 0/0/0/0/0/0 Furrets, one that I won, fifteen that I received from Gardevoir&Gallade as item delivery fodder from the WP shop, 13 of Billo's untouched Colosseum RNG Furrets that I purchased in the aftermath of the Teal Mask OGA... hm…

Checks Home

Nope, none in Home. So... 31 at the moment.

How long do you think a Furret could get?

The reality of the situation is that a Furret can get as long as your imagination can handle. A Furret is not a being limited by the confounds of our mortal realm. It can stretch beyond horizons, beyond the boundaries of the world and the stars, into new planes of reality, becoming the interdimensional being that we all know it to be capable of. However, Furret is not a being concerned with the vast knowledge of the cosmos. For Furret knows that knowledge in as much as it is a blessing is also a curse. That so often to live in ignorance is bliss, and that by knowing we open ourselves to a realm of possible tragedies that come with it. And so for this reason, Furret does not stretch its body through the stars, does not reach to the heavens to challenge God, but remains self contained at an average size of 1.8 meters (5ft. 11 inches) and does not concern itself with the matters we so often wither our lives away pondering. Furret is a simple being that operates at the length of optimal happiness and contentment, and in this way, it is perhaps more wise than any of us.

:umbreon:
What is your favorite breed of dogs?

I love them all but I'm going to say Dalmatians.

What Mario Kart Combo do you use?

Black shy guy with the default bike and glider because I'm lazy.

How did you find Umbreon to be your favorite Pokémon?

Honestly not sure. It was Lucario for a long time then one day I was like "hmm Umbreon is neat" and it's been my favourite since.

:torchic:
Is Iron Valliant your favorite Pokemon?

what most people don't know is that i'm not that huge of a fan of iron valiant. I like the blade design and the concept, but the execution is okay. sometimes i feel more obligated to like it because of my username than anything else

u smell LOL

no u

Out of Gardevoir and Gallade, which one of the two do you prefer?

Gardevoir! (see answer to last question)

if you caught a shiny ralts in a brand new pkm game before they connect home to it what would you evolve it into, Gardevoir or Gallade? (you only get one)

Gardevoir!

How has your experience dealing with students influenced how you deal with other users?

It has definitely made me better at helping people and guiding people. I love teaching and working with people and watching them learn and grow, so to see users go from being scared coming in to learning and understanding how the room works, and eventually becoming regularly appearing users is always such a treat :3

Do you have a special memory with the Ralts line? How did you discover it?

In my first ever pokemon game, gardevoir was such an integral part of my team that saved my ass in a lot of battles. That and gallade's design was sick when it came out, so both have a special place in my heart from when I was a kid

:rotom-fan:
Do you prefer MacOS or WindowsOS

For programming? Linux/MacOS. For pretty much everything else? Windows.

What got you into photography? What interests you about it?

What got me into photography was honestly just seeing some people I know take pictures and thinking “that looks fun, and I’d probably be no worse than they are?”
What interests me now about it is being able to capture moments of my life that I can look back on forever that people can also see and enjoy. It makes you appreciate people and the world around you in a completely different way.

What's a picture that you're most proud of?

I don't know if it's one that I'm MOST proud of, but it is one from last year that I'm very proud of. I try to constantly improve in my photography and I think this picture is a great example of that

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:chikorita:
Do you run Linux on your computer

Nope, macOS. I had some experience with Linux during my time as an NLP student, but this is not where my username comes from.

How many languages do you speak and what are they?

My native tongue is French, I learned English and Spanish in middle and high school, and Swedish and Italian at university. I would love to add more to the list, I just need to find the time and motivation.

What's your favorite spin-off Pokémon game?

Without a doubt, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team. Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky weren't bad either, but Blue Rescue Team is one of my most cherished games even to this day.
It's the main reason why I'm fond of Gardevoir and Gengar, and another one of the reasons why I prefer 2D Pokémon games over 3D ones.

:gardevoir-mega:
Is your favorite creature a Leviathan? (Get it? it rhythm with your usernam-)

No.....

When did you decide to become a lion?

But I'm not :< .

Why not Loethatiger? (but seriously what is the origin of your name)

I'm sensing a pattern here. It came from an old MMO many years ago, LOTRO, was the name of the first character I've ever made.

If you could have a variant of the Ralts evolutionary line, what would your dream variant be?

Would be really interesting to see a cool elegant dark or ghost variant line, or even a fluffy ice type variant line themed around snow.

:mantine:
Has Anubis trained you well based on the infamous Wi-Fi Quote of "well-trained eevee?

I would say she has, the amount of stuff I've learnt thanks to her is more than I could list here, probably.

Why don't you sleep?

no u

Serious answer, I do sleep, the issue with my sleep schedule is solely time related and nothing to do with the amount.

What is your second favourite Pokémon move?

Idk, there are a few that I like a fair bit, but I never really put any kind of order to them.

Roar of Time is a fairly obvious pick, Meteor Beam as well. Stuff like Powder Snow, Discharge and Agility thanks to their utility or power in Mystery Dungeon, Poison Fang for its ability to turn Seviper from unusable to "actually decent" in Go. Pick one of em.

What was your favorite part about Pokémon Conquest?

Once again, a "you're making me pick?" moment.

It's honestly been too long since i last played the game and I don't remember it as well as i wish i did, but the one part of the game that stands out in my memory is the final boss fight of the main story, you've just linked with Arceus, and you need to defeat Nobunaga one more time.

The sheer power Arceus has with its Omnipotent skill just left me awestruck when i first got to use it, and even now whenever i manage to watch that moment (usually when a speedrunner I watch a decent amount decides to pick the game up for a bit) it leaves a tremendous impact.

There probably is more stuff that might be a better choice if i were to remember it better, but this is what stuck with me

:minccino:
is your nickname Nic-o-Lit? Because you're better than the Scam-O-Matic!

No you!

What is your favourite Minccino card?

I love all of them! I'm trying to collect every Minccino card as they're all adorable, but Minccino from the Black & White set is incredibly cute if I had to choose one!

If you could have a Minccino and/or Flaffy variant, what would your dream variants be?

This is such a hard choice, but I have to say Minccino! I'd love for Minccino to get justice by having a better shiny line in particular!

:scyther:
Are you a DC fan? if so, what's a Robin?

Not much, and isnt it the sidekick of batman?

What does the “L06” represent?

All the Ls I give you

What inspired you to come back to Wi-Fi? (not trying to be mean, genuine q)

That it has always been fun to be around

Now that we have two evolutions for Scyther with rocks and scissors, what do you think a paper evolution would look like?

I didnt even think about it, but I feel it would be like a slicker scyther, kinda kartana like, but with great speed and bad defenses

:drifloon:
Can you name me a good "Ooof" moment in the Wi-Fi Quotes?

Quote 79 lol

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[17:54] *Officer Jenny: 75 Wi-Fi Points removed from laylub iso.
[17:54] %SexyMalasada: LOL
[17:54] %Pooof!: .removewp kaylub iso, 57
[17:54] *Officer Jenny: 57 Wi-Fi Points removed from kaylub iso.
[17:54] %theLaguna: .addmovewp laylub iso, 75
[17:54] %Pooof!: LOL
[17:54] %SexyMalasada: Pooof wtf
[17:54] %Pooof!: !math 75-57
[17:55] +Swiffix: what's happening lmao
[17:55] KingChandelure: .wp laylub iso
[17:55] *Officer Jenny: laylubiso has -75 Wi-Fi Points.)

How do I get as good as you at hangman?

Have brain full of useless thoughts + fast wpm + practice with OP people (shoutout neyc/mb)

Why on earth would you add the e-reader berries to Hangman?

no discrimination allowed towards ereaders!!!!

What made you choose Drifloon as your favorite Pokémon?

I remember liking the encounter with it back when i first played gen4. I eventually used one but not during my first playthrough. I'm a big fan of derpy/cute Pokémon (get out of here with the edgy and cool but boring mons)

:mudkip:
Not a pun question this time! What is your username based of?

Nothing really, I was creating a new username and tried to use the least amount of vowels, so figured the 'Y' was a very important part of it, then just added some more letters and came with this one :) now if you want a more interesting one, my alt is 'Shrize', which is a combination of two words, Shrimp + Rice, two of my favorite things to eat combined with just a letter change ;p

Do you like water?

I do :3 nothing more refreshing than a bottle of water, but some soda every once in a while isn't bad either ;p

How did you first find out that Mudkip was your favorite Pokémon?

As I mentioned before, Emerald was my very first Pokémon game I owned, and Mudkip my first starter, so since then Mudkip became a very close mon to me and I've loved it so much since then :'D

:typhlosion:
What is your favourite pastry in real life that you’ve eaten?

Shockingly enough, I'm not really a pastry fan; cookies would be the closest thing that I absolutely love ig? (I'm a full blown cookie monster)

What was the first Cyndaquil you met on your Pokémon Journey, and did you evolve it into Typhlosion?

It was the very first starter I picked for my first Gen2 playthrough, after being gifted Pokémon Gold for Xmas! And ofc I ended up evolving it into Typhlosion

:wingull:
If Pelipper had a further evolution, what would you call it?

Instead of another evolution for Pelipper I would have preferred if Wingull had another evolution that is more resembling to it , it would look like an Albatross and I would call it Windtross

What makes Wingull your favorite Pokémon, and do you have a special memory with a Wingull?

It is the most cute bird Pokémon , and represents the sea which is a big part of my life and culture.

:latias:
What is it like to rejoin wifi after so many years?

Ya know, it’s funny! Completely different room - kinder, and more fun than how it was when I left. In no small part due to amazing staff maintaining that atmosphere. In saying that, when I first showed back up I never imagined getting so involved in the room and how it works! So I’m happy to be back

Do you remember how you ended up first joining the wifi room?

The first time? It was during XY era, and was watching a video about Wifi battles. They mentioned showdown to practice, and just clicked the first room i saw in the list at the time.

What is the origin of the name Shelbito?

Funny story! My dog’s name is Shelby, and her nickname is Shelbito (Shel-Bee-toe). Sounded like a fun username to use!

:slugma:
Have you ever ran a Swagger Magcargo in a battle?

Sadly I haven’t as gamefreaks knows it can’t contain the power of something like that being legal. Look for it though when gen 10 comes along to maybe bring it out of ZU

Does the existence of Slug with Swagger imply the existence of a Slug without Swagger?

I just got done watching Everything Everywhere All at Once, and would like to believe in the multiverse theory that relates to Quantum Mechanics. I do believe that there are many different forms of slug, including a swaggerless one, though I pity his existence.

What brand of sunglasses is your favourite?

If you wanna truly emulate the Slug With Swagger aesthetic I wear Versace sunglasses specifically the Medusa Mesmerize Gold ones.

what would the paradox for slugma be called had they added one?

Paradox Slugma for the past would be Fire/Dark with the name Devious Magma. Its future form would be Fire/Electric and be named Iron Inferno.

Do you like other slug-based Pokémon in addition to Slugma? If so, which ones?

I am pro-any slug/snail based pokemon including the likes of Goomy, Slugma, Magcargo, Goodra, Sliggoo, Shellos, Gastrodon, Wo-Chien, and I consider Zygarde to be an honorary Slug as well. I hope one day though we get more true slug pokemon (Slug starter gen 10?!?)

:sudowoodo:
Have you considered a WigglyTree being an Alolan-Exeggutor?

I'll answer with this meme that i made a couple days after being first promoted as wi-fi staff (yes, i'm one of those people who should not have access to photo editing programs)

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Consider the Pokémon that neighbor Sudowoodo in the Pokédex... Which one do you prefer?

They're both Water types, which is the worst typing in existence, why is life so cruel? If i really had to choose, i guess i'd pick Azumarill (are you happy

Thoughts on water?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If you could have an evolution or variant of Sudowoodo, what would your dream wiggly tree idea be?

I would love to have a Sudowoodo variant inspired by different trees in each region.
Normal Sudowoodo would be great for Kanto and Jotho, tho i would add a special variant resembling Autumn leafage that can only be found on Bellchime Trail.
For Hoenn I would make an aquatic Sudowoodo full of algae and corals that is instead scared of Grass types.
For Sinnoh, I think that it could mimic fir trees, which would give it a Christmasy look. This would fit into this colder regions. It might also take some elements from Snover's family to keep deceiving predators even after Sudowoodo has started to move.
For Unova it's quite simple, there's a White forest, make a white variant.
There's not many memorable trees in Kalos, but I can see a spooky Trevenant-like Sudowoodo fitting in Route 14.
Alola is another easy one, palm trees, maybe make it long necc like Alolan Exeggutor.
For Galar i have a cool suggestion, make it a birch tree, but also make a rare variant that's full brown and very dark (the "leaves" too) + add a little moth Pokémon with the same color variations and rarity perks. This references that case of natural selection in polluted areas that affected the peppered moth during the industrial revolution (if you've studied natural selection in school you've probably heard of this, if not go Google it) and I like the idea of a mimic mon that uses another mimic mon to hyde. This would be perfect near Motostoke because of its steampunk aesthetics, also I like how the white one is more common, signifying that pollution has been reduced ^^. Also make it a little bigger since professor Magnolia studied the growing effects of Dynamax particles on vegetables.
And finally for Paldea I would make a Sudowoodo with Grafaiai art on it, to blend within Tagtree Thicket.
 
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