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Multifaction/FFA Wayne Brady Mafia - Game Over

Oh yes, as a notice to everyone this game can finish much quicker if we all submit our actions. I think with 7 players it won't be too hard to cut this cycle down 24 hours, right?
 
Members of the mafia community, I would like to call attention to the seriously scumbaggy actions of user: Felony.

First of all, after the death of kingofmars, he attempted to induce kom to deadtalk, as seen in this irc log:

[19:28] <Walrein> [19:25] <kingofmars> Felony is trying to get me to say why I targeted him
[19:28] <Walrein> [19:25] <kingofmars> or HD
[19:28] <Walrein> [19:25] <kingofmars> or someone
[19:28] <Walrein> [19:26] <kingofmars> slim guido I think
[19:28] <Walrein> [19:26] <kingofmars> godkill him for deadtalking please
[19:28] <Walrein> yo cut it out
[19:28] <Felony> sorry
[19:28] <Felony> didnt know
[19:28] <Felony> that counted
[19:29] <Felony> dont godkill please
[19:29] <Felony> I didnt think that would be counted as deadtalking sorry
[19:31] <Walrein> just
[19:31] <Walrein> don't do it again
[19:31] <Felony> I won't, I apologize

Now, since no actual deadtalking took place, I simply let him off with a warning. Then I get home from school today to receive this log from Da Letter El, detailing a conversation between Felony and Steven Snype:

[15:36:29] <Felony> if I say
[15:36:32] <Felony> *games
[15:36:44] <Felony> actually fuck it
[15:36:55] <Felony> idr care about mafia anymore
[15:37:00] <Felony> I went on
[15:37:03] <Felony> slimguldos irc acc
[15:37:07] <Felony> and didnt identidy
[15:37:10] <Felony> but he doesnt have a
[15:37:14] <Felony> kill set
[15:37:18] <Felony> so I never got kicked off
[15:37:21] <Andrew> wow.
[15:37:22] <Felony> and talked to tesung
[15:37:24] <Andrew> you baddie.
[15:37:26] <Andrew> :|
[15:37:27] <Felony> and grabbed 3 alias'
[15:37:28] <Felony> LOL
[15:37:34] <Felony> shutup
[15:37:37] <Andrew> im tellin dle
[15:37:37] <Felony> thats illegal right
[15:37:38] <Andrew> this
[15:37:39] <Andrew> yeah
[15:37:41] <Andrew> htat's illegal
[15:37:43] <Felony> idc
[15:37:46] <Felony> about mafia man
[15:37:46] <Andrew> though when i let ipl get on my account
[15:37:51] <Andrew> for the big game
[15:37:54] <Andrew> i made it pub aware
[15:37:56] <Andrew> that i was mafia
[15:37:58] <Felony> you can be a dick about it and tell him I guess
[15:38:02] <Andrew> and the person on "snype" was a teammate
[15:38:04] <Felony> what
[15:38:06] <Andrew> to everyone i talked to
[15:38:07] <Andrew> i had a life
[15:38:10] <Andrew> and pub outed myself as mafia
[15:38:12] <Andrew> in previous game
[15:38:17] <Felony> damn lol
[15:38:21] <Andrew> to get contact
[15:38:24] <Andrew> with the other ppl we could work with
[15:38:28] <Felony> btw
[15:38:31] <Andrew> since it was advertised as 2 vill 2 mafia game
[15:38:34] <Andrew> with wolves in there
[15:38:34] <Felony> it doesnt specifally say no impersonating
[15:38:42] <Felony> wth are wovles
[15:38:43] <Felony> *wolves
those last 2 lines
made me lol
but seriously
thouhg
now i feel bad for bringing him up to speed on the deadtalk
and feel responsible if he deadtalks
[15:48:09] <Felony> next mafia game
[15:48:13] <Felony> im winning
[15:48:13] <Felony> quote me

Impersonating other users is 10000000% against the rules of Circus Maximus as a whole, and even if I forgot to include it in the rules, it should go without saying that it breaks the spirit of the game. Since I can't godkill Felony, as he's already dead, the following is the action I recommend.

Felony (AKA Shining Latios and any other alts this person might have) is barred from playing in all future Walrein games. I recommend that he at the very least be reinstated onto the mafia blacklist, and possibly banned from Circus Maximus as a whole. I take sportsmanship very seriously in my games, and I will NOT stand for this sort of nonsense.

It is still Cycle 8.
 
All actions in, and I don't think the lynch target's going to change.

Apollo
was thrown into the sun.

Dear Apollo,
You are Wayne Brady.
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“Work is the thing that happens around the game time.”

You are a multitalented actor, singer, and dancer who is most well-known for being one of the main three players on the American version of the improv comedy show Whose Line is it Anyways?. You have come out in recent years as a supporter of video games and gamer culture. Wayne Brady tho.

Every cycle, you may target an alias by leaving their name in the official host conversation. You will dance your way in front of this alias, making all actions aimed at them hit you instead.

In addition, you may leave a second alias in the conversation. You will discover whose line it really is anyways, allowing you to connect this alias to a Smogon username.

Max HP: 12
Attack: 1

You win if you kill Phoenix Wright, Ned Stark, and Percy Jackson.

I'm forgetful, UllarWarlord is the dancing queen.

Which means that Infinity.Cypher wins.

Dear Zeus,
You are Phoenix Wright.
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“Why did I become a lawyer in the first place...? Because someone has to look out for the people who have no one on their side.”

You are the primary defense attorney from the Ace Attorney series of games. You have consistently shown dedication to truth, justice, and the art of bluffing your way to victory, as well as some pretty stylish blue suits.

Every cycle, you may target an alias by leaving their name in the official host conversation. You will object to any role targeting this alias, causing it to fail. This does not work against attacks.

Max HP: 10
Attack: 1

You win if you kill Lotus, Ned Stark, and Wayne Brady.

Cycle 9 ends 5/7 at 11 PM CDT (GMT-5). That's 24 hours. Let's wrap this game up.
 
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Game over

After a brutal battle, the shank of lynching is turned towards the earth itself, and Gaia is slain.

Dear Gaia,
You are Vizzini.
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“You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’ - but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line’!”

You are a self-described genius from Sicily in the novel The Princess Bride and one of the three characters responsible for kidnapping main love interest Princess Buttercup. In the movie adaptation, you were portrayed by Wallace Shawn.

Because you prefer dirty tactics, you always attempt to outnumber your opponent. As such, your attacks on an alias will gain 1 strength for every other alias who attacks that alias alongside you.

Max HP: 8
Attack: 1

You win if you kill Sir Frederick the Wary, Jarvan Lightshield IV, and Drew Carey.

It seems it was billymills who was the victim after all.

Over in the corner, More Cowbell awakes from his idle slumber, realizes he's won, and trudges away victorious.

Dear Hera,
You are Drew Carey.
yyFtN5AFW8_5UkyDrz3NHtmLP4gvZBtCtTEsqME8kCZavxAcCRj00A3bsDGIsTpzLOX3RoGt_q_7-xZxnodtvSYPmYMjinISvCFmFNi9eJbFl8oQ5kJd4zdCgCMJmX5Dkg

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.”

You are an actor and former US Marine who is currently the host of the game show The Price is Right. In the past, you hosted the original American version of Whose Line is it Anyways? and starred in the sitcom The Drew Carey Show.

Every cycle, you may target an alias by leaving their name in the official host conversation. You will channel your formerly enormous girth to bounce half the damage aimed at that alias back on its attacker(s), rounded up.

Max HP: 10
Attack: 1

You win if you kill Vizzini, Jarvan Lightshield, and Ender Wiggin.

Meanwhile, in the back, a lanky man with a large nose nods at a fierce-looking redheaded girl. Turning his gaze on a wispy blonde across the room, he draws a pistol and fires a single shot, putting Hades out of his misery.

Dear Hades,
You are Luna Lovegood.
JpXmY_9sJZVmws7CKJwUMO2iJkBBXYyCbqptxfBneD4GLxxklI_ZVZSX0_X729RzIrBVRJYItQnlYSAO62bkUBkXTg1Ykuw_vgMlSUnfWRWa0oMb0Fl5KxifW9n0keH0sQ

“I've never been to this part of the castle. Well, not awake. I sleepwalk, you see. That's why I wear shoes to bed.”

You are the eccentric yet loveable Ravenclaw loner from J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series of novels. Though your quirks and oddities are off-putting to many, you eventually become one of Harry’s closest friends.

At the start of the game, your looks and charisma will win over the hearts of many, and your vote will be weighted at 5. However, people will eventually catch on to your oddities, so every cycle this number will decrease by 1.

Max HP: 10
Attack: 1

You win if you kill Ryan Stiles, Gul’Dan, and Elesis.

I'd like to apologize for giving Slim Guldo the most useless role ever :(

zorbees and Celever certainly aren't sorry though - they are instead victorious.

Dear Persephone,
You are Ryan Stiles.
aaAXh5A9DqJkHTlVtY6_1E5n4r0qPUD-cLdiQdCVL5zzHRUGH3R9lYMMo8LV7WvLcvVYDVZlUwO18mdfZb1P_QewRBP_uo8qpk8MXPewO16OiUBpbihwolCMklNbP9z5ng

“What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.”

You are a Canadian actor known primarily for being one of the core performers on both versions of the improv comedy show Whose Line is it Anyways?. You also co-starred on The Drew Carey Show for the entirety of its run.

Every cycle, you may target an alias by leaving their name in the official host conversation. You will stand next to this alias, and the sheer gaudiness of your shoes will cause anybody targeting this alias to target you instead.

In addition, you may leave a second alias in the conversation. You will use your superior height to peer over this alias’ shoulder as they log in to Smogon and discover their Smogon username.

Max HP: 12
Attack: 1

You win if you kill Doc Louis, Uther Lightbringer, and Luna Lovegood.

Dear Artemis,
You are Elesis.
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“Stealing isn't the right thing to do! You need to cut it out!”

You are a skilled swordswoman, known as the Red Knight, playable in the games Grand Chase and Elsword. Though your backstory varies - in Grand Chase you hail from the kingdom of Kanavan, while in Elsword it’s referred to as Velder - one thing remains consistent: you were trained by your now-missing father and hope to find him while fighting dark forces at the same time.

Every cycle, you may target an alias by leaving their name in the official host conversation. You will use your gale ability to quickly dash over to this alias and read their results.

Max HP: 10
Attack: 1

You win if you kill Luna Lovegood, Gul’Dan, and Jeff Winger.

That's the ballgame, ladies and gentlemen.

Congratulations to soul_survivor, Tesung, askaninjask, Infinity.Cypher, More Cowbell, zorbees, and Celever for winning Wayne Brady Mafia!

I won't be writing a comprehensive postgame for this, but feel free to ask me anything about the game over IRC.
 
Gg guys. We already talked on irc some but shoutout to penguin with the clutch hp given, soulsur with the clutch bging, and felony with the clutch retardedness. Also get fucked dle! :)
 
How the win conditions worked:

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Lines denote people that need each other dead.

1 - Jeff Winger
2 - Light Yagami
3 - Colin Mochrie
4 - Sir Painhammer
5 - L Ryuzaki
6 - Lotus
7 - Phoenix Wright
8 - Ned Stark
9 - Wayne Brady
10 - Percy Jackson
11 - Joffrey Baratheon
12 - Sir Frederick the Wary
13 - Vizzini
14 - Jarvan Lightshield IV
15 - Drew Carey
16 - Ender Wiggin
17 - Jericho Swain
18 - Nick Fury
19 - Doc Louis
20 - Uther Lightbringer
21 - Ryan Stiles
22 - Luna Lovegood
23 - Gul'Dan
24 - Elesis
 
The only alias that was never targeted for an attack was Pan. This includes the Cycle 1 lynchee, Demeter - starwarsfan tried to attack him two cycles after he died...

Persephone (zorbees) was targeted once, but his attacker (starwarsfan again) died before he could get it off.
 
Probably my least deserved mafia win ever; I tried to be active on cycles 1 and 2, pretty much disappeared for 3 or 4 cycles, then came back to fill my role in the #fuckipl alliance. A win is a win though, and I'm happy to have been part of the alliance that ended up winning.

I was seriously worried I was done for after I ended up being billymills' only target really early in the game, glad I survived though.
 
walrein said:
This includes the Cycle 1 lynchee, Demeter - starwarsfan tried to attack him two cycles after he died...

im too good at this none of you realized it was a secret plan so any watcher would think i was an idiot and ignore me

*laughs evilly*

seriously though, that was a big screwup on my part.


Anyway, one thing I want to put out is that I was approached by both Tesung and Billy. They both wanted my vote. At this point I was at 1 HP, even though I knew Zorbees (who was my enemy) was voting with tesung tesung was offering a bg and billy wasn't. I didn't really have a choice at that point sadly D:.
 
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