The villains win, hue
Shoutouts oo
SG: Thanks for bein clutch af and using my sand team even tho I knew you'd lose lmfaoo. For real you're capable af and I'm glad I stole you for only 4k like... wow!! Also you preserved blunder's claim to fame as the best UUPL player of all time, thank god for that.
llamas: You play literally everything and ur the king bro no other words!!
Isa: DPP god is the best jynx teammate 2 years in a row, facts. legit u shoulda been like 20-0 in both years combined but it's no biggie cuz I finally gave u ur deserved win.
Tony: legit built almost all the teams we used, particularly that band conk/np celebi team (with the help of me). This dude's a fuckin king and I can't wait to see u in SPL or something :P
Anti: u failed me last year so I guess it makes sense that u clutched 1 or 2 times. I give u an 11/20, a 4/10 for last season and 7/10 for this season lmfao. Guess you're okay tho.
Joey: lol only 2-time UUPL winner I think. and you won where it counted the most-
North: thanks for the good record I guess. You get a shoutout and an anti shoutout cuz im not really sure how I feel about u at this moment.
the MASTER: ur a king bro u were 0-1 only cuz we had to keep UUPL fair despite being the best team by a LONG shot.
Praj: ur the fuckin king bro. This ain't the first win we take this summer ;)
Blunder: u wanted to be traded to flcl but alas you supported us from the sidelines, hoping we lost in playoffs again. Alas u were the brick wall we needed to climb to win the season, losing on purpose and rooting against us to fortify us lmfao. Always thinking long-term.
Evan: you kinda suck but alas I wanted to get NU players on my team just to make the tournament a challenge lmfao.
Anti shoutouts:
North- you fucking suck at scheduling.
Anti- because they're anti shoutouts hehe
Realistic waters- I don't care that you go 0-5 or w.e but you being a baby at the beginning of the season and quitting the team and constantly being unreliable was obnoxious. you were kinda a twat but ALAS I gave u this win.
Non-Jynxes:
Teal, pearl, Manipulative: Thanks for moral support yall are great friends.
Hogg: thanks for moral support and also thanks for a lot of teams; without you, there's a good chance we couldn't have won :P
Shakeitup: my greatest fucking friend. flcl's a piece of garbage for this