how about something a little out of leftfield like john
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Both of my grandfathers are named John. On my dad’s side there’s only that one John as far as I know. But my mom’s side… hoo boy.
My grandfather on that side, as I said, is named John. My mom’s sister married a guy named John, he’s my only uncle on that side. They have a son named John too, but because he’s the third generation in a row, they call him Jay. Jay (John) ALSO has a son named, you guessed it, John. But everyone calls him Little John (not like the rapper) because he’s the fourth generation of John. And despite the fact that he’s like 6’2.”
But wait, there’s more! I mentioned my grandfather named John. Well I also have two great-uncles on that side named John. This is because my grandmother and her two sisters all married guys named John. I thought it stopped there but I got some new info over Christmas break when I was with that side of the family. My aunt offhandedly mentioned “Johnny” and I was like who is that? And she said, “Oh that’s Butch’s son.” Who is Butch, you might ask? Butch is one of my great-uncle John’s sons, and guess what? Butch’s legal name is actually John as well, so when he decided to have a son and name him John, “Johnny” was like the only John variant not taken yet.
All this is to say that on my mom’s side of the family, there are too many Johns. And I would know, because John is literally my middle name.
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Both of my grandfathers are named John. On my dad’s side there’s only that one John as far as I know. But my mom’s side… hoo boy.
My grandfather on that side, as I said, is named John. My mom’s sister married a guy named John, he’s my only uncle on that side. They have a son named John too, but because he’s the third generation in a row, they call him Jay. Jay (John) ALSO has a son named, you guessed it, John. But everyone calls him Little John (not like the rapper) because he’s the fourth generation of John. And despite the fact that he’s like 6’2.”
But wait, there’s more! I mentioned my grandfather named John. Well I also have two great-uncles on that side named John. This is because my grandmother and her two sisters all married guys named John. I thought it stopped there but I got some new info over Christmas break when I was with that side of the family. My aunt offhandedly mentioned “Johnny” and I was like who is that? And she said, “Oh that’s Butch’s son.” Who is Butch, you might ask? Butch is one of my great-uncle John’s sons, and guess what? Butch’s legal name is actually John as well, so when he decided to have a son and name him John, “Johnny” was like the only John variant not taken yet.
All this is to say that on my mom’s side of the family, there are too many Johns. And I would know, because John is literally my middle name.
now we know why the knife fight never finishedWe got more phresh phoopes lore coming up for you because I know you asked for it!!
Both of my grandfathers are named John. On my dad’s side there’s only that one John as far as I know. But my mom’s side… hoo boy.
My grandfather on that side, as I said, is named John. My mom’s sister married a guy named John, he’s my only uncle on that side. They have a son named John too, but because he’s the third generation in a row, they call him Jay. Jay (John) ALSO has a son named, you guessed it, John. But everyone calls him Little John (not like the rapper) because he’s the fourth generation of John. And despite the fact that he’s like 6’2.”
But wait, there’s more! I mentioned my grandfather named John. Well I also have two great-uncles on that side named John. This is because my grandmother and her two sisters all married guys named John. I thought it stopped there but I got some new info over Christmas break when I was with that side of the family. My aunt offhandedly mentioned “Johnny” and I was like who is that? And she said, “Oh that’s Butch’s son.” Who is Butch, you might ask? Butch is one of my great-uncle John’s sons, and guess what? Butch’s legal name is actually John as well, so when he decided to have a son and name him John, “Johnny” was like the only John variant not taken yet.
All this is to say that on my mom’s side of the family, there are too many Johns. And I would know, because John is literally my middle name.
now we know why the knife fight never finished