Unique Baby Names with a Spark!

Andrew45

Banned deucer.
I'm looking for baby names that have an electrifying meaning, something that represents energy, lightning, or power. Any suggestions? I found this interesting list: (link removed) names that mean electric—some really unique options!
 
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Scraps

As in like Scrappy Doo, he’s a fighter but he’s an underdog so you root for him even if he’s kind of evil and annoying. Great for if you have an evil and/or annoying child. (This was also the nickname of my elementary school bully’s younger brother, who would’ve probably also bullied me had I not been older and larger than him)
 
What about naming ur baby after the dude that invented electricity.

I think his name was Todd Bonzalez or something
 
how about something a little out of leftfield like john

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Both of my grandfathers are named John. On my dad’s side there’s only that one John as far as I know. But my mom’s side… hoo boy.

My grandfather on that side, as I said, is named John. My mom’s sister married a guy named John, he’s my only uncle on that side. They have a son named John too, but because he’s the third generation in a row, they call him Jay. Jay (John) ALSO has a son named, you guessed it, John. But everyone calls him Little John (not like the rapper) because he’s the fourth generation of John. And despite the fact that he’s like 6’2.”

But wait, there’s more! I mentioned my grandfather named John. Well I also have two great-uncles on that side named John. This is because my grandmother and her two sisters all married guys named John. I thought it stopped there but I got some new info over Christmas break when I was with that side of the family. My aunt offhandedly mentioned “Johnny” and I was like who is that? And she said, “Oh that’s Butch’s son.” Who is Butch, you might ask? Butch is one of my great-uncle John’s sons, and guess what? Butch’s legal name is actually John as well, so when he decided to have a son and name him John, “Johnny” was like the only John variant not taken yet.

All this is to say that on my mom’s side of the family, there are too many Johns. And I would know, because John is literally my middle name.
 
We got more phresh phoopes lore coming up for you because I know you asked for it!!

Both of my grandfathers are named John. On my dad’s side there’s only that one John as far as I know. But my mom’s side… hoo boy.

My grandfather on that side, as I said, is named John. My mom’s sister married a guy named John, he’s my only uncle on that side. They have a son named John too, but because he’s the third generation in a row, they call him Jay. Jay (John) ALSO has a son named, you guessed it, John. But everyone calls him Little John (not like the rapper) because he’s the fourth generation of John. And despite the fact that he’s like 6’2.”

But wait, there’s more! I mentioned my grandfather named John. Well I also have two great-uncles on that side named John. This is because my grandmother and her two sisters all married guys named John. I thought it stopped there but I got some new info over Christmas break when I was with that side of the family. My aunt offhandedly mentioned “Johnny” and I was like who is that? And she said, “Oh that’s Butch’s son.” Who is Butch, you might ask? Butch is one of my great-uncle John’s sons, and guess what? Butch’s legal name is actually John as well, so when he decided to have a son and name him John, “Johnny” was like the only John variant not taken yet.

All this is to say that on my mom’s side of the family, there are too many Johns. And I would know, because John is literally my middle name.
john "john" phoopes lore reveal
 
We got more phresh phoopes lore coming up for you because I know you asked for it!!

Both of my grandfathers are named John. On my dad’s side there’s only that one John as far as I know. But my mom’s side… hoo boy.

My grandfather on that side, as I said, is named John. My mom’s sister married a guy named John, he’s my only uncle on that side. They have a son named John too, but because he’s the third generation in a row, they call him Jay. Jay (John) ALSO has a son named, you guessed it, John. But everyone calls him Little John (not like the rapper) because he’s the fourth generation of John. And despite the fact that he’s like 6’2.”

But wait, there’s more! I mentioned my grandfather named John. Well I also have two great-uncles on that side named John. This is because my grandmother and her two sisters all married guys named John. I thought it stopped there but I got some new info over Christmas break when I was with that side of the family. My aunt offhandedly mentioned “Johnny” and I was like who is that? And she said, “Oh that’s Butch’s son.” Who is Butch, you might ask? Butch is one of my great-uncle John’s sons, and guess what? Butch’s legal name is actually John as well, so when he decided to have a son and name him John, “Johnny” was like the only John variant not taken yet.

All this is to say that on my mom’s side of the family, there are too many Johns. And I would know, because John is literally my middle name.
this is now my second-favourite phoopes grandfather fact
 
We got more phresh phoopes lore coming up for you because I know you asked for it!!

Both of my grandfathers are named John. On my dad’s side there’s only that one John as far as I know. But my mom’s side… hoo boy.

My grandfather on that side, as I said, is named John. My mom’s sister married a guy named John, he’s my only uncle on that side. They have a son named John too, but because he’s the third generation in a row, they call him Jay. Jay (John) ALSO has a son named, you guessed it, John. But everyone calls him Little John (not like the rapper) because he’s the fourth generation of John. And despite the fact that he’s like 6’2.”

But wait, there’s more! I mentioned my grandfather named John. Well I also have two great-uncles on that side named John. This is because my grandmother and her two sisters all married guys named John. I thought it stopped there but I got some new info over Christmas break when I was with that side of the family. My aunt offhandedly mentioned “Johnny” and I was like who is that? And she said, “Oh that’s Butch’s son.” Who is Butch, you might ask? Butch is one of my great-uncle John’s sons, and guess what? Butch’s legal name is actually John as well, so when he decided to have a son and name him John, “Johnny” was like the only John variant not taken yet.

All this is to say that on my mom’s side of the family, there are too many Johns. And I would know, because John is literally my middle name.
now we know why the knife fight never finished
 
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