Think of a guy

[Just A Shroom God]

guy whose singular personality trait is that he pronounces luigi as lew-wih-geh

 

[earthflax]

Guy who is known for hosting various television series on the Food Network, including Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.

 

[Aether]

hello guy thread posters. guy thread is getting flooded with people juts prefixing "guy who" before any random thought/response they have to another post in the thread.
try to maintain at least some level of originality/uniqueness for your hypothetical guys. this thread is a smogoff family heirloom passed down from grandpa phoopes!

Guy (person?) who ruins the fun

 

[Notgamingreally]

Guy who plays a game once in his childhood, promptly forgets said game, then feels real happy when it’s brought up years later

 

[Yung Dramps]

Guy who watches Dragon Ball Z subbed with the American soundtrack

 

[RainWaiv]

Guy who brings up Madoka Magica in every conversation he's a part of

 

[TrueIssue]

Guy who will take any chance to talk down on any popular anime

 

[Lightniong]

That guy in your neighborhood that everyone knows because of some stupid thing he did

 

[Bog Monster]

Guy who can’t fit through doorways because of his comically large sombrero

 

[Tbolt]

Guy who says "it's guyin' time" and guys all over the place

 

[TrueIssue]

Guy who wants to make friends but can't talk to people because the snail in his ear controls his life

 

[RainWaiv]

Guy who tells people his name is "Paul" even though he has the name "Archibald" on his ID card

 

[earthflax]

Guy who has a name that isn't pronounced intuitively but doesn't bother to correct anyone that he's not going to interact with more than once because of the hassle.

Same guy also calls himself Bob when they need a name for takeout orders.

 

[BestDatrix]

guy who disappears for 3 weeks

 

[antemortem]

guy who disappears for 3 weeks

monkfish has something to tell hyou..

 

[Platinum God n1n1]

a guy who has been eating chocolate and drinking coffee because he thinks it will help him poop because he has been backed up

 

[meamPearl]

Guy who isn't desperate for love and affection

 

[adjectivenoun]

Guy who records himself playing horror games and exaggerates all his reactions.

 

[BestDatrix]

PURPLE GUY!

 

[Lightniong]

The guy who never comes to the family reunions

 

[mf]

guy who is a barber

 

[Tanny89k]

Guy who is born with the power of flight but never finds out about it and just goes his entire life walking everywhere

 

[BestDatrix]

guy with broken legs who can leap over buildings in a single bound

 

[adjectivenoun]

Guy who posts on Internet forums all day instead of going outside.

 

[natu]

how about i think of ur mother instead