So with Rock Climb now, it's time to make progress!
...after collecting some sweet loot.
*Route 208: one trainer defeated, Star Piece*
*Route 210: one Dragon Tamer with a level 39 Gible, Shiny Stone, Zinc*
The level 39 Gible reminds me of Rival. Slow, frail, probably powerful, and easily OHKOed. This time by Masamune, not Byron's Steelix.
*Route 211 loot: TM29, Calcium*
*Route 213 loot: Protein, TM05, HP Up*
*Valor Lakefront loot: Sun Stone, TM85, Iron*
*Route 216*
Backtracking this far is actually more time-consuming than the exploration itself.
*loot: four trainers taken down by Masamune, Mental Herb, HP Up, Max Potion, TM13*
*Veilstone City loot: Full Incense*
Grunt: "I don't know anything about a Storage Key!"
Looker: "Don't worry, I have the Storage Key right here."
...well isn't that awfully convenient? Who did you manage to steal that from? And more importantly, I didn't think you were capable of anything intelligent or helpful, Looker.
Grunt: "The locked doors only open with a special key."
inb4 he has the key
"Now if I was a comedy relief sort of bad guy, I'd tell you..."
Oh so these guys are smarter than the Team Rocket Grunts.
"But I really don't know!"
And apparently the commanders are smart enough not to give this away to lowly Grunts.
*but apparently dumb enough to leave the Galactic Key lying on the ground*
...lol
Grunt: "I don't know how the warp panels connect!"
Fun fact: I don't either. I don't think anyone knows. There's something called the scientific method.
*according to Looker, Cyrus is 27 years old*
He looks much older.
Looker: "Here, we part ways" *proceeds to run the same way I'm going*
...this game sometimes just doesn't make any sense.
*Stunky hits Rival with Memento through Dig*
...Memento does that? At least Rival still OHKOed it.
Cyrus: "You must know that my grunts are useless"
...then why use them in the first place? Why not not use them and not let the player gain EXP on his way to fight you? That doesn't make any sense.
vs. Cyrus:
Scaredy uses Dig against Sneasel as it Screeches, dealing useless damage.
I use an X Speed to outspeed Sneasel as Ice Punch doesn't 2HKO, but Spark does, and gets a full paralysis to boot.
Scaredy's Pecha Berry absorbs Crobat's Poison Fang, and Crobat misses a Supersonic, allowing Super Fang+crit Spark to KO.
Rival gets in Slash --- Dragon Claw --- Dragon Claw on Honchkrow and dies as Masamune finishes it.
vs. Saturn:
Masamune 2HKOes Golbat with Wing Attack as crit Air Cutter fails to OHKO back, then 2HKOes Bronzor with X-Scissor as Extrasensory barely does anything.
Rival OHKOes Toxicroak with Earthquake.
*Mt. Coronet*
*finds TM80*
This will be useful for Wrestler because it'll be the first and only coverage move she'll have.
*Toxic+crit Night Slash forces me to Dig out*
...this'll be a long one.
*Masamune OHKOes a Golbat with a crit Wing Attack, Autotune 3HKOes Golbat*
The power gap is pretty staggering at this point.
*Autotune passes on Bug Buzz*
I considered it over Sing, but Autotune's Special Attack is terrible.
*double battle, Rival OHKOes everything with Earthquake while Masamune sits there*
I really wish later games gave TM26 this early.
vs. Mars and Jupiter:
Autotune Growls the two Bronzors, Bronzors use Reflect and Light Screen, Munchlax does nearly zero damage with Body Slam.
What a great start lol.
Autotune does less than half to Bronzor, Munchlax sits there and Stockpiles.
Munchlax uses Screech instead of finishing off a very low health Bronzor.
-2 Bronzor is OHKOed by X-Scissor.
Death fodder Bibarel is double-targeted and dies as screens wear off.
Purugly outspeeds Rival but Slash doesn't do much as EQ nearly OHKOs Skuntank and Munchlax.
Munchlax dies and Heracross comes out to replace it.
Slash crits, KOing Rival, as Purugly dies to Close Combat
Masamune OHKOes Golbat with a crit Wing Attack as Skuntank dies to Close Combat.
Last Golbat dies.
*cutscene, Distortion World*
Cynthia: "A Pokemon whose name was never to be spoken - Giratina"
...you do realize you just said it, right?
*I can go down a Waterfall without the HM move*
I never even realized this was a thing when I first played. It's definitely not intuitive.
vs. Cyrus (attempt 1):
Scaredy uses Dig, 2HKOes Houndoom, as Will-O-Wisp misses.
Scaredy's crit Spark OHKOes Gyarados after deathfodder Bibarel takes the Intimidate.
Fake Out+Ice Punch, Autotune Growls, and Ice Punch fails to 2HKO Scaredy as it paralyzes Weavile. Rival comes in to finish it.
Rival outspeeds and 3HKOes Honchkrow, but a Night Slash crit KOes Rival, and Masamune fails to KO Crobat as it KOs in return.
*reset*
Attempt 2:
Rawst Berry goes on Scaredy this time.
It takes a crit Flamethrower very poorly
*reset*
Attempt 3:
Dig crits this time, OHKOing Houndoom.
Masamune 2HKOes Gyarados this time.
Weavile goes down the same way.
Honchkrow is 3HKOed by Honchkrow as it misses Heat Wave Turn 1, is paralyzed, and is then fully paralyzed turn 2.
I'm pretty sure I could have taken a hit anyways, but that was nice.
Crobat decides to use Toxic on Masamune instead of Air Slash, then Confuse Ray.
Air Slash only does 90 damage to Masamune. Maybe that's why it didn't use it earlier. But Masamune kills itself in confusion, as Rival finishes.
Rival hits level 48 and evolves into Garchomp.
*Rival learns Crunch*
Now it can finally hit Gengar and Mismagius.
vs. Giratina:
Scaredy leads off and outspeeds with Dig, but ends up getting nearly OHKOed by Shadow Force.
:O how the hell did it survive that? Well it died to the next hit so...
Rival comes in. It's technically Rival's first turn so it switches to deathfodder Bibarel to take the Dragon Claw, then Dragon Claws for more than half of Giratina's HP, outspeeding.
Giratina decides to use Shadow Force instead of going for the easy OHKO.
Deathfodder Masamune comes in, then Rival goes back for the kill
I figure I should let this chapter go to Volkner, but it's been really long already, so I'll call it here.
Team (listed MVP to LVP):
Pokemon: 5
Badges: 7
Resets/Losses: 9
Rival the Garchomp @ Soft Sand
Level: 48
Ability: Sand Veil
Rash Nature
Stats: 174/154/120/101/91/127
IVs: 15/31/29/10/29/28 (HP Water 42)
-Dragon Claw
-Dig
-Slash
-Earthquake
Solo Byron: yes
Ice-type solos: 3/3
Autotune the Kricketune @ SilverPowder
Level: 47
Ability: Swarm
Careful Nature
Stats: 146/105/68/66/70/84
IVs: 22/26/22/19/21/15 (HP Ice 49)
-Growl
-X-Scissor
-Night Slash
-Slash
Solo through Eterna Forest: yes
Masamune the Scyther
Level: 48
Ability: Technician
Quiet Nature
Stats: 139/127/89/72/88/107
IVs: 24/20/14/13/10/11 (HP Bug 57)
-False Swipe
-Slash
-Wing Attack
-X-Scissor
Scaredy the Pachirisu @ Pecha Berry
Level: 45
Ability: Pickup
Hardy Nature
Stats: 115/65/80/63/97/115
IVs: 2/31/22/24/24/26 (HP Fighting 39)
-Spark
-Return
-Super Fang
-Dig
Solo Fantina: yes
Wrestler the Blissey
Level: 50
Ability: Natural Cure
Bold Nature
Stats: 332/35/23/94/146/74
IVs: 21/25/0/12/8/2 (HP Fighting 35)
-Egg Bomb
-Strength
-Softboiled (unusable)
-Double-Edge
Maylene soloed: yes