Greetings, citizens of DOU! It is once again your People's Champ with their personal Power Rankings of DPL 8, with short descriptions and going over
what I project to be their line-up. A short disclaimer: I'm, of course, not including Squirtles, the undisputed, objectively #1 team of DPL 8.
If you don't like what I say about you here, then prove me wrong during the season. If I miss anything, then that's too bad
#1. Hau'oli Haxers
SS: Paraplegic
SS: Zeal
DUU: Mishimono
SM: Yoda2798
XY: JRL
BW: Checkmater
Bench: GasaiYunoSan, luisin
Another year, another overall balanced draft by 2798, Yoda. Again, Yoda manages to get out of the draft with a starting lineup that doesn't really have any holes whatsoever, with everyone indicated above being around the upper- to mid-tier of their respective pools. Paraplegic projects to be one of the best SS players in the pool, and they're backed by Zeal who I rate highly from what I've seen from them. The synergy between them looks to be interesting considering the timezone difference, hopefully they can make it work! Mishimono is playing for Yoda once again, this time in DUU; considering they just won the recent Swiss tour, they seem to be one of the most in-form players in this format as well. JRL is a known commodity in XY at this point, and I'm excited to see what they can do in what looks like a really spicy XY pool. Yoda and Check look to be the lower points of this lineup, but that's not a knock to their skill at all; it's moreso just about how they haven't really been seen to play these tiers as of late, but they definitely have been recognized as very skilled DOU players within their respective peaks. If they can hold their own, this projects to be a really good year for the Haxers.
#2. Slateport City Sp_ndas
SS: Toxigen
SS: robjr
DUU: Z Strats
SM: umbry
XY: Amaranth
BW: frania
Bench: emma, I want Atago to sit on me, raisedintyo
Known Jerk figure Z Strats managed to snag for himself quite a fascinating team here. Similar to the Haxers, this team is overall generally quite balanced, but compared to them, what seem to be their weaker slots are bigger question marks. Interstingly, in this line-up, it seems that no one has a history of really playing DUU, and the analyst in me feels that Z Strats will put himself there to offset this seeming weakness. They probably can do it fine, great players can get away with anything and as long as they put the right effort in building (+ with emma support), they should justify their pricetag. This team is notably starred by umbry, who's put in what arguably is her best tier, and she should the rock which this team leans on during the season. The dynamic in their XY and BW is interesting; Amaranth has been a great DPL player for the past few years as someone that could be reliably slotted in a buncha oldgens, and in particular they performed phenomenally last year as they got a 2-1 XY record against JRL and qsns (with support from yours truly). At the same time, the team doesn't really have someone who can obviously be put into BW; while Amaranth could be, it seems that instead it will be frania who will be put here, and while they're not a name that one associates with the format, like Z Strats they are a good enough player that their skill likely transcends tiers. Toxigen's solid, not much else to say. The last starter, robjr, is likely the tour's biggest wildcard; they're a big name in singles play who I project to be the starter on this team, and it's a known fact that when it comes to these types of players, Z Strats has a bit of a Midas touch. If their 2nd SS slot ends up panning out, this team looks like it will make a big splash in this tournament.
#3. Santalune Storms
SS: Enzonana.
SS: Shadowmonstr7
DUU: n10siT
SM: Croven
XY: qsns
BW: Human
Bench: Yellow Paint, papiloco
Oh no! The Storms are not in last! Looks like their season is doomed.
Jokes aside, this draft by the Storms looks to be quite respectable. fespy managed to get himself the Exodia combo of Croven-qsns, both of which project to do well in their respective formats. Human is an old head that projects to be able to hold the BW slot just fine. Their SS and DUU, though, only really rank in the middle of the tour, IMO. Shadowmonstr7 and Enzonana. are both good players, but they're not really "big names" and only really rank somewhere in the middle of the SS pool. n10siT, our friendly DUUTL, looks like will be thrown to the wolves as the DUU pool I project this year looks to be really REALLY dangerous, and n10siT himself hasn't really made any standout performances as an individual player that I can note. This draft, overall, looks pretty tame, and it seems to be up to their SS and DUU to punch above their weightclass if the team wants to do some damage in the tour.
#4. Browbeat Lands
SS: Qwello Lee
SS: YoBuddy
DUU: Lord Death Man
SM: Nido-Rus
XY: stax
BW: Sunrose
Bench: talkintree, Crunchman, chlo, voltix, kaori
From the look of things, it seems that Tenzai landed himself in what seems to be a bit of a curious situation as he managed to draft an army which he apparently didn't anticipate nor want. Looking at the team's starters, it honestly seems a bit dangerous at a glance, though upon further inspection, they do have some key weakness: the players are either washed or have a really bad track record into team tours. Qwello Lee is historically bad into DPLs, and YoBuddy hasn't really performed in team tours much as a whole. Nido-Rus looks like a bit washed and busy, and it's a question of whether or not he can actually start at all; in weeks that he can't, this starting lineup really does take a turn for the worst. This team's saving grace is stax and LDM, the former a DOU goat and the latter a DUU goat. If they can show they still got it, then there's hope at the end of the tunnel. The team's last player, Sunrose at BW, isn't particularly noteworthy; while he hasn't realy done much in BW (looking at what they sent me), he's not really a black hole either, so if he can hold his own here then that's pretty much everything a net postive for the Lands's roster construction.
#5. Milwaukee Ducks
SS: MADARAAAA
SS: RelicanthPrimal
DUU: SMB
SM: Akaru Kokuyo
XY: SingleThunder
BW: DaWoblefet
Bench: Meminger21, Ann nomina, KyleCole
This is the first time the SMBoat's managing and, well, let's just say that this is a really interesting debut from one of our GOATs. To me, this team seems to be a case study of a top-heavy draft going a bit off the rails; while they started with a discounted playing SMB and DaWoblefet, who's been winning every Doubles team tour as of late, the way they got complimented seemed a bit iffy, in particular their bench ending up with a lot of non-playing money with whatever starter configuration they go with. This isn't a knock to their players at all, it's just that from a construction standpoint, the money on the bench could have definitely been used to make more plays on the starters. Even if I spin this around a bit, with SMB in SM and KyleCole in DUU or something, the team is still definitely not as strong as it could have been, theoritically. Anyway, that's in the past; the team itself as it stands now is still quite good. SMB and DaWoblefet are basically at the top of their respective slots, no doubt about it, it's just as simple as that. MADARAAAA is a really interesting SS slot, he's really good though and I expect him to do well. RelicanthPrimal is a fine pick as well, though he projects to be on the lower-half of this SS pool; I'd love to be proven wrong though! This team's SM / DUU and XY seems to be a question mark, though; whatever configuration they go with, it seems that they will end up with two slots that project to be on the low end of their pools. As constructed, this team seems really committed to the expectation of SMB and DaWob winning every game, and thus it's up to the other players to show that they got what it takes.
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Well, that's that for the People's Champ's Power Rankings for DPL 8. Again, if you have any grievances, please show your response in your DPL 8 W-L record. Here's to a fun, competitive experience!