spoo
CAP Co-Leader
Good Evening and Salutations, Fortnightgoers;
Gather round, for I come bearing splendid news! It is with great pleasure that I announce the following:
I have bested my mortal enemy XBOSSARUX in a hard-fought three game series; proof of such claims can be found in the recordings below. I hope you may find the games to your liking, just as I know I did. Indeed, it was a truly spectacular showing.
Game One: A Tale of Two Players - Shocking surprises left, right, and center!
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8cap-1586903094
Game Two: Down but Not Out - The odds may be stacked, but we press onward!
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8cap-1586907075
Game Three: A Hero Emerges - Victory is in sight!!! Don't stop now!!!
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8cap-1586911074
It is my great hope that the story of these games is passed down for generations to come. Watch them; learn from them; relive each and every moment in glorious vivid detail. For it is unlikely Smogon will ever witness such brilliance again.
And finally, a word to my opponent: XBOSSARUX, we may be principally juxtaposed against one another by the Cosmos itself, fated to violently pit ourselves into ceaseless bloodshed time after time, but I would like to extent my sincerest thanks for your continued sportsmanship. It was no small task to prepare for the monumental strength I knew I would run up against, but my blood, sweat, shit, and tears have paid off in spades.
I leave you all now with this final quote:
Spoo
Gather round, for I come bearing splendid news! It is with great pleasure that I announce the following:
I have bested my mortal enemy XBOSSARUX in a hard-fought three game series; proof of such claims can be found in the recordings below. I hope you may find the games to your liking, just as I know I did. Indeed, it was a truly spectacular showing.
Game One: A Tale of Two Players - Shocking surprises left, right, and center!
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8cap-1586903094
Game Two: Down but Not Out - The odds may be stacked, but we press onward!
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8cap-1586907075
Game Three: A Hero Emerges - Victory is in sight!!! Don't stop now!!!
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8cap-1586911074
It is my great hope that the story of these games is passed down for generations to come. Watch them; learn from them; relive each and every moment in glorious vivid detail. For it is unlikely Smogon will ever witness such brilliance again.
And finally, a word to my opponent: XBOSSARUX, we may be principally juxtaposed against one another by the Cosmos itself, fated to violently pit ourselves into ceaseless bloodshed time after time, but I would like to extent my sincerest thanks for your continued sportsmanship. It was no small task to prepare for the monumental strength I knew I would run up against, but my blood, sweat, shit, and tears have paid off in spades.
I leave you all now with this final quote:
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with a Level 4 Dwebble."
- Sun Tzu
Kisses,Spoo