Smogoff People's Moderator '22 [WON by Total Clefairy] [again] [damn]

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Ok, now that I have time to do this, I'll make you revalue your vote.

I am proving you Dorron (me, myself, the person writing this) is the most qualified person for Smogoff People's Moderator with structured arguments.

  1. Reaching: I am European (GMT+1/+2), and I tend to go to sleep very late, which means that I am very easy to talk with if you are American, who are most of the users in the forum, thus I am one of the most accessible people here.
  2. Knowledge of people's behaviour: As the owner of both rickroll threads, I've been insulted by a plethora of people and have become close with a lot of unfortunate rickrolled users, which implies that I know the people of the forum pretty well and will be able to emphatize easily.
  3. Dealing with undesired users: I am not proud to say this, but the Hispanic community tend to be the trollest on the Internet, and honestly I am not the exception. Me being Spanish makes it easy for me to spot trolls posting undesired messages on our beloved subforum.
  4. Memes: I always have good memes to post whenever you ask for them and my imagination to create them is unlimited. Who doesn't like memes?
  5. I like Professor Layton and F1: I am a overall superior human being.
  6. I might stop rickrolling: Everything could happen in the future...
  7. I've helped people find their love: My Love Compatibility Calculator Thread has helped a lot of people who didn't want to deal with Tinder or social contact.
Vote me.
 
SNAK30PRA said:
Me and Albatross has decided to merge to form the Snak Albatross Puffle Party (SAPP for short)
Please continue to support me, thank you!
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sapp dn

VOTING FOR THE S.A.P.P (SNAK ALBATROSS PUFFLE PARTY) FOR A BETTER SMOGOFF

Dorron said:
Ok, now that I have time to do this, I'll make you revalue your vote.

I am proving you Dorron (me, myself, the person writing this) is the most qualified person for Smogoff People's Moderator with structured arguments.

  1. Reaching: I am European (GMT+1/+2), and I tend to go to sleep very late, which means that I am very easy to talk with if you are American, who are most of the users in the forum, thus I am one of the most accessible people here.
  2. Knowledge of people's behaviour: As the owner of both rickroll threads, I've been insulted by a plethora of people and have become close with a lot of unfortunate rickrolled users, which implies that I know the people of the forum pretty well and will be able to emphatize easily.
  3. Dealing with undesired users: I am not proud to say this, but the Hispanic community tend to be the trollest on the Internet, and honestly I am not the exception. Me being Spanish makes it easy for me to spot trolls posting undesired messages on our beloved subforum.
  4. Memes: I always have good memes to post whenever you ask for them and my imagination to create them is unlimited. Who doesn't like memes?
  5. I like Professor Layton and F1: I am a overall superior human being.
  6. I might stop rickrolling: Everything could happen in the future...
  7. I've helped people find their love: My Love Compatibility Calculator Thread has helped a lot of people who didn't want to deal with Tinder or social contact.
Vote me.
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ur tz is unviable + ratio + u rickrolled me and made me sad + ur love calculator is broken
 
I am the most le epic baconest candidate. If the past mod endorsed me as their candidate choice I'd maybe vote for me. Just saying.

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I will make this forum great by following a simple recipe:
  1. unthaw for 12 hours to get rid of any cringe content
  2. Add a little pepper and win spice to ensure spicy content
  3. Let sit in crackpot while in win sauce.
  4. Flip over over 3 hours to ensure it soaks up the win
  5. Cook for 9 hours
  6. Serve to the posters
 
BP said:
I am the most le epic baconest candidate. If the past mod endorsed me as their candidate choice I'd maybe vote for me. Just saying.

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I will make this forum great by following a simple recipe:
  1. unthaw for 12 hours to get rid of any cringe content
  2. Add a little pepper and win spice to ensure spicy content
  3. Let sit in crackpot while in win sauce.
  4. Flip over over 3 hours to ensure it soaks up the win
  5. Cook for 9 hours
  6. Serve to the posters
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You forgot the f***ing salt
 
Revised recipe:
  1. unthaw for 12 hours to get rid of any cringe content
  2. Add a generous sprinkle of salt(preferably sea salt, although losing candidate salt works as well)
  3. Add a little pepper and win spice to ensure spicy content
  4. Let sit in crackpot while in win sauce a mixture of a can of tomato sauce, 1/4 cup of milk, and juice from 1/2 lemon.
  5. Flip over over 3 hours to ensure it soaks up the win Let soak for 30 minutes
  6. Cook for 9 6 hours
  7. Serve to the posters
 
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