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Rating your pickup lines
- Thread starter BP
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Fuck I have so many to rate. Apologies if these aren't too in depth. I realized that many of you have no idea how to talk to the opposite sex.
It's very bland and everyone has heard it before. This won't convince anyone unless they really just need to have sex with you. Like there is no exciting thing about this line. The only person this could work on is probably some super sheltered church girl who will only ever have sex with you when you plan on making kids. These people exist. Imagine only having intercourse at most 4 times in your life with a women. This is who this line is going to pick up.
I refuse to watch anything regarding cats. if you send this to someone you've already outed yourself as a potential serial murder. Good luck
This makes me feel so bad for you that I'm tempted to give myself to you. I will not however as that would be unprofessional. Nice work and good luck out in the field. I hope you can use this successfully in a satirical manner.
It was grassy Seed Acrobatics you used the wrong set so I must fail you. Bitches love the Grassy Seed Acro tech
Personally I hate pick uplines that are self deprecating but this one works only because it's both sexual and funny.
This is exactly like those dumb ass google pick up lines. HAHAHA is this a subway because I got a Foot Long HAHAHAHA. The best pickup lines are the ones you make yourself.
Only works if she's Italian and you're also Italian.
What... I don't even understand how you got from point A to point B on this one. Like I don't understand.
2/10
It's very bland and everyone has heard it before. This won't convince anyone unless they really just need to have sex with you. Like there is no exciting thing about this line. The only person this could work on is probably some super sheltered church girl who will only ever have sex with you when you plan on making kids. These people exist. Imagine only having intercourse at most 4 times in your life with a women. This is who this line is going to pick up.
1/10
I refuse to watch anything regarding cats. if you send this to someone you've already outed yourself as a potential serial murder. Good luck
8/10
This makes me feel so bad for you that I'm tempted to give myself to you. I will not however as that would be unprofessional. Nice work and good luck out in the field. I hope you can use this successfully in a satirical manner.
0/10
It was grassy Seed Acrobatics you used the wrong set so I must fail you. Bitches love the Grassy Seed Acro tech
6/10
Personally I hate pick uplines that are self deprecating but this one works only because it's both sexual and funny.
0/10
This is exactly like those dumb ass google pick up lines. HAHAHA is this a subway because I got a Foot Long HAHAHAHA. The best pickup lines are the ones you make yourself.
1/10
Only works if she's Italian and you're also Italian.
0/10
What... I don't even understand how you got from point A to point B on this one. Like I don't understand.
*unexpectedly grabs girl’s hand*
- I just farted. Let’s get out of here.
- I just farted. Let’s get out of here.
I went through all the trouble of finding some random ass game from an NFE tournament a year ago, watching a replay before realizing the thwackey didn't even attack, looking through old posts for a team dump, all to somehow get the wrong set. I've never been more disappointed in myself.
Behold, for I am thine mighty savior, here to rescue you from thine sadness. Join me on my noble steed, and we shall ride into the sunset with joyful proclamation! For I, the nobleman of Windsor, shall take thee to thine place of residence. I need not payment, naught except a friendly discussion over supper.
Hey gurrrrl, I've got a tarp in my van
My pick up line is opening my mouth as wide as it will go and playing cicada sounds through a tiny, tinny bluetooth speaker I've had surgically implanted to the inside of my mouth.
Do me like one of your finals
7/10
If this were the only part than I think you'd make anyone swoon.
1/10
This only works if the girl you're talking to is involved with the smash community. This probably means she's a minor or some streamer that wouldn't fall for this.
I was going to impress you with some flower pick up lines, but you’re already the most beautiful thing in bloom.
If you go out with me, I'll pay you 3.17$. Take it or leave it
Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
