I would like to wholeheartedly thank you for introducing the best metagame Smogon has ever seen to Pokemon Showdown. I just had the most exhilarating 288 turn battle of my life, and I couldn't be more thrilled. Mr Bones Wild Ride is the masterful creation of a genius, exemplifying perfect levels of balance, strategy, and entertainment. Its restrictions are its greatest accomplishment; only by having no option in Pokemon or moves can an objectively perfect tier be created. One could draw great parallels to the game of chess, though I think anyone who prefers chess over this fantastic metagame is simply blinded by nostalgia, or simply has poor taste. Furthermore, the strategy involved in chess could never reach the level of complexity demonstrated by this tier, and the satisfaction gained after a long match of thoroughly outplaying your opponent is simply unmatched.
Never get off Mr Bones Wild Ride.