Veterans with good management giving a Press Conference vs Young Studs with shit management doing a Pep Rally.
Do people honestly think this is a fair comparison?
Not to mention its a pep rally that involves a city worshipping three Ego Maniacal Superstars who have zero checks on said ego. How the fuck did you expect it to go?
"WE GIVE YOU YOUR MIAMI HEAT!!!!"
"Uhhh, hey, we're uhhh, gonna do our very best, and play hard and, yeah" -Lebron
*crickets*
"Yeah... the opportunity to play with Lebron and DWade is really cool, and uhhh I'm looking forward to what we can do together" -Bosh
*cough*
"I'm certainly glad that these two are on board and... we still have a lot of work to do, and uhhh, we have to get cohesive as a unit and learn to play well together, so we have our work cut out for us." -DWade
*baby starts crying*
Thrilling entertainment. My confidence and fandom of my home team has been truly inspired.