[official…] todd bonzalez's... quantum post chamber

[Snessy!]

you suck!!!!!!!

see this thread does have a point

 

[mf]

merry christmas smogoff! 2022 had its ups and downs, obviously we are sad to have witnessed the heinous crimes and subsequent addition of faint, xzern and az to the Notable Banned Users list but i think on the whole things are looking up. here's to a joyous and crime-free 2023!

 

[faint]

couldn't have said it better myself. banning items allows for such a healthier, less luck-infected metagame. no longer do you have to ask yourself if you should knock off instead of clicking your STAB of choice. no longer can a mon come in under full hazards because it's wearing boots. suddenly pokemon is brought back to its origins where the pokemon are at the forefront of team building and not deterred by questions such as "do i throw scarf on it?" im hopeful that the support shown here will carry over to our discussion of boosting moves as we continue to evaluate meaningless bans in smogon metagame.

 

[antemortem]

THIS POST IS EQUIVALENT TO ONE GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD
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[Voltage]

Ok then shitpost master, master of the shitpost, funniest user on the site, literal deity of shitposting, shitgod amongst shitmen. Let's see your shitpost. Show us your funniest shitpost. Lets see some premium shitposting then, from a licenced shitposter. Cause you're so clearly so good at shitposting, and we're so unforgivably bad. Coward.

I'm just playing a bit, trust me ;]

 

[xzern]

 

[cookie]

can we pause for a moment and actually think about this thread? How the fuck do you expect this thread to be useful if everyone in here is just shitposting, (and quite poorly if I may add)?

what is this "good" shitposting you imply exists?

 

[Rugi]

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[faint]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1477009859463712770

 

[az]

 

[BP]

 

[Chy3_14]

 

[az]

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get those final messages in while you can, postoids

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[Fishy]

lol good one faint

 

[Myzozoa]

Respectfully your judge, while I do not in fact know the defendant as well as these clearly fake discord logs would suggest, I object to how he has been treated by this body, which has trampled on his rights as an accused user and been rude and dismissive towards his efforts to appeal. Although we have only just begun the appeals process, I think we must wait for my thread on ban appeals in PR to be resolved before this case is tried, as otherwise my client could be put in double jeopardy.

 

[Ullar]

this is just like that thing in Pathfinder lol

 

[Ullar]

this is just like that thing in Starfinder lol

 

[Ullar]

haha but seriously i would write this up for you

 

[Fishy]

hey guys let's remember this is smogoff not jerkoff

 

[GatoDelFuego]

I'm the protagonist

 

[Snessy!]

this is like that one uuhhhhhhhh that uhhhhhh it reminds me of the ummmmmmm the fuckin thing thats like that thing thats like uhhhhhhhhhh the ummmmmmmmmuhhhhghhhhhh

 

[Fishy]

OH NO HE DI-IN'T !!!

 

[SMOGONBIRD]

hello smogon;i thought it was time to finally clarify my sexuality:i am a 46 year old gay man !and my name is bryan

 

[CaffeineBoost]

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[az]

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