Occupy Kanto

mattj

blatant Nintendo fanboy
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On October 17th, Thom Waldrop issued a clarion call to action: Occupy Kanto! The goal stated was to gather over 9000 pokemon masters in the front lobby of the Silph Co building in Saphron City, Kanto to begin a popular occupation of that space. Inspired by the popular assemblies of Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, and Unova those gathered will work to find a common voice in one clear, unified demand.

Technology like the PokeGear and CGear has made it easier than ever before for trainers to stay in close contact and assist one another in acheiving a collective goal. Our aim is to make these tools available so our users--the true pokemasters of this region--can make an occuptation of Kanto successful. We may not be able to teach a person RNG fishing mons, or do it on their behalf, but we can build a darn good rod.

The sovereign people of any region have the power, the right, and the duty of guiding the destiny of their region. Most just do not realize this. An organizer brings the process to realization.

Why occupy Kanto? Because it belongs to us! Because we can!

We are 99% Super-Effective! Let evolution bring revolution!

Here is a tentative list of demands that those gathered in the Silph Co lobby have suggeseted and voted on. It by no means covers every ill in our region, but it's a good start.
  1. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that the oppresive requirement of Trainer IDs be lifted and that all people from all Regions be allowed to live and battle in this great region without fear of arrest or deportation.
  2. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that the rediculous law against the use of external devices be lifted so that all trainers may battle their own way without fear of oppresion or rebuke.
  3. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that fat cats like Giovanni and those like him be required to pay more of a fair share of their taxes to support those who are not as well off as they are.
  4. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that evil minded companies like Silph Co be regulated so that our waters will no longer be poisoned, our berries will have clean soil to grow in, and our pokemon will have clean air to breathe.
  5. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that Pokemon Centers not only be free of charge but... wait that one's pretty good as is thank you.
  6. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that the many Officer Jennys that have consistenty abused their power, beating helpless innocent protesters without provocation or warning be brought to justice and stand trial for their abuses of power and crimes against the most basic human rights.
  7. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that pokemon everywhere be freed from the oppressive, vulgar, violent slavery known as "pokemon battling", and that pokeballs be banned throughout this fair region.
  8. Shroomish is not a drug. It's natural man.
  9. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that this Region's ban on Pokesexual Marriage be lifted, so that all pokemon everywhere may freely breed with whatever pokemon they fall in love with, regardless of species, language, or gender.
  10. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that the ban on the sale, possession, or distribution of Medical Oddish be ended immediately so that hundreds of thousands of lives will be saved and needless suffering will be eased.
  11. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that all Officer Jennys and Pokemon Rangers be abolished. We have our own vigilantes.
  12. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that all genetic testing being done on cute pink kitten-like pokemon be halted immediately and that evil-minded mad scientists like Blaine and Dr. Fuji be brought to justice for their cruel experiments on helpless pokemon.
  13. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that the deceptive marketing practices of those in the Everstone indusrty, to trick poor uninformed trainers into buying their products when they can just press B for free, be regulated immediately.
  14. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that Hikers should be entitled to the same rights and privileges as people of other races.
  15. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that an "Affordable Transportation Bill" be passed to subsidize the outrageous cost of basic transportation forced upon us by the greedy, fat-cat Bicycle industry.
  16. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that a necessary portion of every city budget be allocated for the building of its own new school, so that every citizen of Kanto, not just the priveleged few in Viridian City, be afforded the human right that is a basic education.

More information and demands will be posted as we form them as a group. Spread the word. Spread the revolution. We are 99% super effective!

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First Communique : We Occupy Silph Co

This is the first communique from the 99% super effective. We are occupying Silph Co.

On October 17th over 9000 pokemon trainers united for a better Kanto marched into the front lobby of the Silph Co building in Saphron City and formed a spontaneous blockade, prompting Officer Jennys from all over the region to threaten arrest. Local celebrities such as Ash Ketchum and Professor Oak stood on the rim of the two fountains and rallied the crowd.

We then asked ourselves what to do next and decided to march over to the Saphron City Poke Mart and protest their outrageous prices. No one in this region can afford 600 dollars for a Full Heal. And 1200 dollars for a Hyper Potion and 1500 dollars for a simple Revive??? What is this region coming to! Only the fat cats like Giovanni can afford the basic necessities of life.

We now speak as one. All of our decisions, from our choices to march on the Poke Mart to our decision to camp at the front lobby of the Silph Co building were decided through a consensus process by the group, for the group.

Stay strong. Spread the word. You can make a difference. We are 99% super effective!

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Second Communique : Blood In The Streets

Breaking news. The combined forces of the Kanto police have cordoned off the lobby of the Silph Co building and moved in to indiscriminately and illegally beat and arrest many of the protesters.

Shocking footage of one thug cop getting ready to beat an innocent protester!
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A peaceful protester being tazed! CAUGHT ON TAPE!
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Some protesters tried to flee for their lives.
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Only to be secretly surveiled by the Kanto Secret Service.
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Eventually over 100 protesters were illegally arrested.
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They may have beaten us. They may have threatened us. They may have thrown many of us in jail. BUT THEY WILL NEVER DEFEAT US! WE ARE UNITED! WE ARE 99% SUPER EFFECTIVE!!

The movement continues at the same place. They may take away our liberties but they cannot stop this movement. We have made up our minds to occupy in the front lobby of the Silph Co building in Saphron City and scream our demands at the top of our lungs until those in authority have no choice but to comply.

Stay strong. Stay united. We are 99% super effective!
 
WE THE PEOPLE OF OCCUPY KANTO DEMAND THAT THE POKEMON RANGERS BE ABOLISHED

WE HAVE OUR OWN VIGILANTES

also having real animals to eat instead of pokemon would be nice
 
Thank you for the support and the excellent suggestion!

Also, our first update!

We're tentatively planning protest rallies in Long Beach CA, Lake Buena Vista FL, Ft Wayne IN, Crestwood MO, Salem OR, Providence RI, and Doswell VA on November 13th 2011. We're also looking into protest rallies in Philadelphia PA, Houston TX, and Vancouver BC on April 15th 2012. And finally, major rallies will be held in June in Toronto Canada and Indianapolis Indiana with the final push being held August 10th - 12th 2012 in Kona Hawaii. With your presence and your support we can change this region!

I'll edit the OP with the new information.

Stay strong. Stay super effective. We are 99% super effective!
 
I'm against the monopoly that everstone has on trainers who don't want their pokemon to go from cute to ugly :(

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Breaking news. The combined forces of the Kanto police have cordoned off the lobby of the Silph Co building and moved in to beat and arrest many of the protesters.

Shocking footage of one thug cop getting ready to beat an innocent protester!
tumblr_lqnkbgz15j1qhwj37o1_500.gif


A peaceful protester being tazed! CAUGHT ON TAPE!
tumblr_lsrrfpVn0P1qhwj37o1_500.gif


Some protesters tried to flee for their lives.
tumblr_lstblfmu6X1qhwj37o1_500.gif


Only to be secretly surveiled by the Kanto Secret Service.
tumblr_lsx1bqn9hs1qhwj37o1_500.gif


Eventually over 100 protesters were illegally arrested.
images


They may have beaten us. They may have threatened us. They may have thrown many of us in jail. BUT THEY WILL NEVER DEFEAT US! WE ARE UNITED! WE ARE 99% SUPER EFFECTIVE!!

The movement continues at the same place. They may take away our liberties but they cannot stop this movement. We have made up our minds to occupy in the front lobby of the Silph Co building in Saphron City and scream our demands at the top of our lungs until those in authority have no choice but to comply.

Stay strong. Stay united. We are 99% super effective!
 
What the fuck is this shit said:
  1. We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that the disgraceful ban on pokemon-human marriage be lifted so that people and pokemon can finally marry the ones they love in this wonderful region.
And I totally thought this was cool before I saw that. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
 
Anyone joining the "Occupy Kanto" movement has to be either dumb or lazy. As long as Pokemon trainers obtain a decent win percentage, they should be able to earn enough to get themselves a nice home upon completion of their journey. Payouts from Gym Leaders and the Elite Four are at an all-time high this year, and they're not going to go down any time soon. Also, with the Amulet Coin handouts the government has been supplying, trainers can even double their earnings from each battle. Trainer IDs allow the government to transfer the money into the accounts of trainers possessing amulet coins, as well as provide other essential services such as health care. Free Health care is always option here, so no one even has to buy revives if they can't afford them. Also, while trainer wages have increased over the years, the prices of goods have stayed the same since the 90s. I just don't see what occupying Kanto is going to do for anyone. More government regulation of Silph Co and the like will only discourage the company and its investors from investing in future innovations.
 
Nice nails Joey but not all is well in Johto either!

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I know his best is level 13 but if you care go die
 
We the people of Ocupy Kanto believe that Hikers should be entitled to the same rights and privileges as people of other races!

YOU WANT FREEDOM? YOU GONNA HAVE TA KILL SOME CAMPERS! YOU GONNA HAVE TA KILL SOME OF THEIR BABIES!
 
Fairly sure its yens and not dollars, which makes a world of difference.

That makes a Hyper Potion, about a 12 dollar purchase, clearly affordable.
 
Here we go again, these terible lazy trainers who refuse to do the hard work of iv training now want to have Kanto's money. I work 2 gyms and pay for my pokemon healthcare. It is sad that we the 54% must stand up to the Socialist that are known as the 99%.

GET A REAL POKEJOB

There are to many regulations on business's already. What you seem to forget is that without Silph co there would be no pokeball industry, resulting in fewer jobs. We need to eliminate regulation so that Silph may higher more people, remeber grimers would not exist if not for polution.

People from other reigions are stealing Kanto jobs. We need to deport all non native born Kantonites.

The DonPhan party totally supports smaller government, we want to elimenate the large spending that the (Insert donkey pokemon) left wing has payed for. Giving new bikes for old, and allowing tax cuts for multiple pokemon has put us in the economic problems we are in now. Don't forget that it is the left wing Kanto Government that put the "Legendary" pokemon on the endangered species list, not allowing the good trainers to have a fighting chance against the strong trainers.
If you work hard you to can be a sucess like Gary Oaks, Or even Geovoni but to demand the government to do it for you, or by punishing those that are the job creators you only damage the economy worse. WE ARE THE 54% __________________
 
HAVE YOU SEEN THE COST OF BICYCLES THESE DAYS??
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The average Kanto family cannot afford basic transportation! We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that an "Affordable Transportation Bill" be passed to subsidize the outrageous cost of basic transportation forced upon us by the greedy, fat-cat Bicycle industry.

It is a crime against our own children that our Region has 9 major cities, hundreds of thousands of children, AND YET ONLY ONE SCHOOL!
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Our government has failed to meet the educational needs of the next generation. How can we hope to build a stable economy with entire generations of mostly uneducated populace? We the people of Occupy Kanto demand that a necessary portion of every city budget be allocated for the building of its own new school, so that every citizen of Kanto, not just the priveleged few in Viridian City, be afforded the human right that is a basic education.
 
Just because mattj doesn't particularly agree with the OWS protests doesn't mean you have to derail the thread. This is a good idea for parody regardless of how the OP views the protests.

I did a photo and I support the ideas it's just a parody.
 
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