Why do you not live nearer to me?
Also, seriously... why are you a chubby chaser? I don't get it...
Also, seriously... why are you a chubby chaser? I don't get it...
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Motherboy XXX (The Well #30) - JabbaTheGriffin
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How many people speaking "Pittsburghese" have you run into?
what do you think is the most broken shit allowed (any Pokemon metagame)?
What do you want to do for a living and why?
since you didn't really know me too well before driving 12 hours to see me with dubs, what was going through your mind during that car trip?
what is your favorite movie? when is the first time you got drunk/realized you love gin and tonics so much? biggest regret whilst drunk, if not for the puking at the bar story?
what are you, Jonathan and I going to do the first time we're all three finally together?
what is your favorite movie? when is the first time you got drunk/realized you love gin and tonics so much? biggest regret whilst drunk, if not for the puking at the bar story?
what are you, Jonathan and I going to do the first time we're all three finally together?
hey jabba,
do i have a chance??
are you cool if i date amanda or allison or whatever he name was, rachel?
if you had to choose between a freaky fat chick or a hot chick with mad stds (no condoms) which would you pick? you are only slightly drunk but still able to think.
would you be cool with me texting you at odd hours of the nights asking you questions about bumps i have in strange places?
can i come hang out with you at penn state sometime? maybe sb?
do i have a chance??
are you cool if i date amanda or allison or whatever he name was, rachel?
if you had to choose between a freaky fat chick or a hot chick with mad stds (no condoms) which would you pick? you are only slightly drunk but still able to think.
would you be cool with me texting you at odd hours of the nights asking you questions about bumps i have in strange places?
can i come hang out with you at penn state sometime? maybe sb?
Well fuck here goes page 1
Best show ever~ Where the movie at?
It's because of well-placed plot devices.
Guess I'm answering for each genre
Action: Probably one of the Bournes
Adventure: I don't know, does Neverending Story count?
Comedy: Super Troopers or Knocked Up
Drama: Goodwill Hunting
Horror: Drag Me To Hell
Musical: Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog
It doesn't count as date rape if she willingly ingests it.
Not too many, but enough. I don't really consume much Guinness outside of Irish Car Bombs.
4 loko is fucking terrible, but if you can find the legit kind (with all the energy drink shit in it, America made them illegal this past year) please send me some.
1 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 5
5 was just fucking terrible. 3 was alright but had a lot of pacing problems. 2 the main Bay Harbor Butcher storyline was great but lila was a pale english titty vampire. 4 and 1 were amazing but 1 is first because it just blew me away the first time I watched it.
I love everyone except Bologo equally.
I've lost to you?
Sure, if you have the legit kind. The new stuff still tastes like flavored urine but without the benefit of making you insane.
Eh, not really my thing to be honest. Well, I mean, I like the stuff, but I'm not yet at the point in my life where I just sit around sipping whisky. I'm still downing 50 cent beers at random bars. One day.
I'm not really the ambitious type. I would like to one day have my own wikipedia article though.
Huh? I don't know can I just say have superpowers and move onto the next question?
A lot of misinformation propagated by bullshit law schools that make it look like you're going to get an 80k job right after you graduate. Fuck law schools.
Yeah this should be in the OP. When I was around 14 (a whopping 9 years ago jesus christ) I started playing on netbattle. I was pretty average. I was pretty good at predicting and shit but I was absolute ass at team building (my main team back then had subpunchreversalcham..). I played on and off it was pretty fun. Flash forward a few years and I'm a regular on the Gamefaqs contest board (Board 8).
Quick aside actually: When I first made the transition from Board 8 to Smogon I was absolutely shocked. Board 8 was a giant popularity contest for people who weren't popular in real life. They had neverending user contests and people's favorite users would constantly make lists of THEIR favorite users. It was terrible. When I looked on the Smogon social forums I just couldn't believe there wasn't a single user contest. I knew I was at home.
Anyway, so someone on Board 8 held a Pokemon tournament (that actually hosted a few smogon regulars: skarm, DekarTKB, and sir chris). I saw it and went, shit I used to play a bit, that should be fun. So I got back into Pokemon again. My buddy Dekar was testing for some mono tournament one day and I was like where the fuck are you finding these tournaments. So he linked me to the smogon boards and I joined. For the first few months most of my posts were just "in" or my battle results. I eventually started venturing to the rest of the forums and boom here I am. Also for those who know him: this is also Legendary Curt's origin story. We came from the same place at the same time.
It's in the BIG job description
I'm like a Kyogre when I make it rain~
BW sucks, the top players are all pretty much equal in skill. Like they say, anyone can win on any given wednesday afternoon.
not as gay as eo/10 har har har fuck you guys
Victini riding on a Keldeo
Honestly, I'm still a bit tipsy from last night, but it's wearing off pretty quickly.
His name is Treiner ORENGE, and I don't know, he's a mysterious figure who will one day be revealed to the world in a blaze of super-fire.
Yeah I'm aware of his existence.
Honestly, absolutely nothing. The first thing I ever wrote was the joke topic about Legendary Curt and I really enjoyed writing it. I don't really have a writing outlet in real life, so all I've ever written has been for Smogon. I did take a creative writing class a couple years back in undergrad and wrote the same kind of stuff I write here. I was actually the odd one out because as you can imagine, an undergrad creative writing class is going to be filled with a bunch of kids who think they're going to make it big writing poetry and amazing short stories and they're going to fill the world with joy and deep thoughts~ I, on the other hand, knew I was only taking the class because my girlfriend at the time was taking the class (we broke up halfway through the semester, talk about awkward), so I was able to just have fun with what I wrote. I ended up writing a lot of poems with punchlines I had a lot of fun with (one poem was about me killing a doctor, but the punchline was just that I drank a doctor pepper. another was about me falling out of love with some girl and the last 2 lines were: My heart deflated, I deflate you. Back at the store, I exchange you for something new).
So I just went on a pretty big tangent, but anyway, yeah I really enjoy writing, but outside of Smogon, I really don't write at all. I would love to have somewhere to do it more consistently, but considering how bogged down I am with law school and all that shit, I really don't see it realistically happening. So Smogon will continue to be my outlet!
I don't really get beer goggles, I just generally have low standards.
It will always be better than OU.
Stole a girl from my buddy one night. Anyone on this site that knows me from a few years back probably knows Courtney. So all I can say about that one is "karma is a bitch"
Possibly. I'm pretty bad with birth control.
I have not enjoyed it.
My grades are absolute ass. The problem for me is that I coasted my entire life. Highschool I never studied and got A's and B's. Undergrad I studied occasionally and got straight A's. So I come into law school with the same mentality and after the first set of exams I immediately get knocked on my ass. Law school, or at least it seems like this to me, is more about effort than natural intelligence. It's a difficult transition for someone who has never put any effort into anything. I really want to come out of the 3rd year as a changed man though. Someone who actually cares about succeeding. It's going to be a difficult road, but I'm confident I can get my ass into gear starting in a couple weeks!
Pretty low since you asked that question in my well.
I skipped because I was celebrating my birthday! I may double up today because one of the workouts is Kenpo and that hardly counts as a workout.
And it would be an honor and a privilege.
Nope that wasn't me.
I'm all over the place really. Rock, rap, pop, etc. My top 5 always changes so instead I'll just list the 3 albums I'm currently rocking on repeat: Broken Bells, Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Rooney.
It was both of us because Penn State is in a town called State College!
Pennsylvania is terrible. So is Jersey. I've wanted to live in California for the past 6 years, but I've been too much of a pussy to just take the leap and go there for school.
Buffalo wings obviously
What is that supposed to mean??
ADV > DPP > BW
ADV is pretty much the best metagame Pokemon could ever produce. Luck and team matchups are as irrelevant as they can be (which for Pokemon, is still a pretty big factor but whatever). The end DPP metagame is pretty awesome, I'm glad we banned all the good dragons. Dragons ruin mons. BW is trash.
Victini riding on a Keldeo, Shaymin riding on a Keldeo, Pikachu riding on a Keldeo, Jirachi riding on a Keldeo, Celebi riding on a Keldeo, Keldeo riding on a Keldeo (is that even possible? it just blows my mindhole thinking about it)
I'm 23, not 70
Best show ever~ Where the movie at?
It's because of well-placed plot devices.
Guess I'm answering for each genre
Action: Probably one of the Bournes
Adventure: I don't know, does Neverending Story count?
Comedy: Super Troopers or Knocked Up
Drama: Goodwill Hunting
Horror: Drag Me To Hell
Musical: Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog
It doesn't count as date rape if she willingly ingests it.
Not too many, but enough. I don't really consume much Guinness outside of Irish Car Bombs.
4 loko is fucking terrible, but if you can find the legit kind (with all the energy drink shit in it, America made them illegal this past year) please send me some.
1 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 5
5 was just fucking terrible. 3 was alright but had a lot of pacing problems. 2 the main Bay Harbor Butcher storyline was great but lila was a pale english titty vampire. 4 and 1 were amazing but 1 is first because it just blew me away the first time I watched it.
I love everyone except Bologo equally.
I've lost to you?
Sure, if you have the legit kind. The new stuff still tastes like flavored urine but without the benefit of making you insane.
Eh, not really my thing to be honest. Well, I mean, I like the stuff, but I'm not yet at the point in my life where I just sit around sipping whisky. I'm still downing 50 cent beers at random bars. One day.
I'm not really the ambitious type. I would like to one day have my own wikipedia article though.
Huh? I don't know can I just say have superpowers and move onto the next question?
A lot of misinformation propagated by bullshit law schools that make it look like you're going to get an 80k job right after you graduate. Fuck law schools.
Yeah this should be in the OP. When I was around 14 (a whopping 9 years ago jesus christ) I started playing on netbattle. I was pretty average. I was pretty good at predicting and shit but I was absolute ass at team building (my main team back then had subpunchreversalcham..). I played on and off it was pretty fun. Flash forward a few years and I'm a regular on the Gamefaqs contest board (Board 8).
Quick aside actually: When I first made the transition from Board 8 to Smogon I was absolutely shocked. Board 8 was a giant popularity contest for people who weren't popular in real life. They had neverending user contests and people's favorite users would constantly make lists of THEIR favorite users. It was terrible. When I looked on the Smogon social forums I just couldn't believe there wasn't a single user contest. I knew I was at home.
Anyway, so someone on Board 8 held a Pokemon tournament (that actually hosted a few smogon regulars: skarm, DekarTKB, and sir chris). I saw it and went, shit I used to play a bit, that should be fun. So I got back into Pokemon again. My buddy Dekar was testing for some mono tournament one day and I was like where the fuck are you finding these tournaments. So he linked me to the smogon boards and I joined. For the first few months most of my posts were just "in" or my battle results. I eventually started venturing to the rest of the forums and boom here I am. Also for those who know him: this is also Legendary Curt's origin story. We came from the same place at the same time.
It's in the BIG job description
I'm like a Kyogre when I make it rain~
BW sucks, the top players are all pretty much equal in skill. Like they say, anyone can win on any given wednesday afternoon.
not as gay as eo/10 har har har fuck you guys
Victini riding on a Keldeo
Honestly, I'm still a bit tipsy from last night, but it's wearing off pretty quickly.
His name is Treiner ORENGE, and I don't know, he's a mysterious figure who will one day be revealed to the world in a blaze of super-fire.
Yeah I'm aware of his existence.
Honestly, absolutely nothing. The first thing I ever wrote was the joke topic about Legendary Curt and I really enjoyed writing it. I don't really have a writing outlet in real life, so all I've ever written has been for Smogon. I did take a creative writing class a couple years back in undergrad and wrote the same kind of stuff I write here. I was actually the odd one out because as you can imagine, an undergrad creative writing class is going to be filled with a bunch of kids who think they're going to make it big writing poetry and amazing short stories and they're going to fill the world with joy and deep thoughts~ I, on the other hand, knew I was only taking the class because my girlfriend at the time was taking the class (we broke up halfway through the semester, talk about awkward), so I was able to just have fun with what I wrote. I ended up writing a lot of poems with punchlines I had a lot of fun with (one poem was about me killing a doctor, but the punchline was just that I drank a doctor pepper. another was about me falling out of love with some girl and the last 2 lines were: My heart deflated, I deflate you. Back at the store, I exchange you for something new).
So I just went on a pretty big tangent, but anyway, yeah I really enjoy writing, but outside of Smogon, I really don't write at all. I would love to have somewhere to do it more consistently, but considering how bogged down I am with law school and all that shit, I really don't see it realistically happening. So Smogon will continue to be my outlet!
I don't really get beer goggles, I just generally have low standards.
It will always be better than OU.
Stole a girl from my buddy one night. Anyone on this site that knows me from a few years back probably knows Courtney. So all I can say about that one is "karma is a bitch"
Possibly. I'm pretty bad with birth control.
I have not enjoyed it.
My grades are absolute ass. The problem for me is that I coasted my entire life. Highschool I never studied and got A's and B's. Undergrad I studied occasionally and got straight A's. So I come into law school with the same mentality and after the first set of exams I immediately get knocked on my ass. Law school, or at least it seems like this to me, is more about effort than natural intelligence. It's a difficult transition for someone who has never put any effort into anything. I really want to come out of the 3rd year as a changed man though. Someone who actually cares about succeeding. It's going to be a difficult road, but I'm confident I can get my ass into gear starting in a couple weeks!
Pretty low since you asked that question in my well.
I skipped because I was celebrating my birthday! I may double up today because one of the workouts is Kenpo and that hardly counts as a workout.
And it would be an honor and a privilege.
Nope that wasn't me.
I'm all over the place really. Rock, rap, pop, etc. My top 5 always changes so instead I'll just list the 3 albums I'm currently rocking on repeat: Broken Bells, Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Rooney.
It was both of us because Penn State is in a town called State College!
Pennsylvania is terrible. So is Jersey. I've wanted to live in California for the past 6 years, but I've been too much of a pussy to just take the leap and go there for school.
Buffalo wings obviously
What is that supposed to mean??
ADV > DPP > BW
ADV is pretty much the best metagame Pokemon could ever produce. Luck and team matchups are as irrelevant as they can be (which for Pokemon, is still a pretty big factor but whatever). The end DPP metagame is pretty awesome, I'm glad we banned all the good dragons. Dragons ruin mons. BW is trash.
Victini riding on a Keldeo, Shaymin riding on a Keldeo, Pikachu riding on a Keldeo, Jirachi riding on a Keldeo, Celebi riding on a Keldeo, Keldeo riding on a Keldeo (is that even possible? it just blows my mindhole thinking about it)
I'm 23, not 70
Ugh, you sound just like me. We're scarily alike.
Haha I just doubled up yesterday, Plyo X and Back and Biceps. I took off Monday because I just didn't have time. But usually, when I double up it's Kenpo X -----> Stretch X back to back, and I skip a bunch of the stretches. I'm about to hit the second rest week in my 3rd time through the program... I'd be super cut right now if I didn't have so many stupid little injuries over the past few months that stopped me from working out.
Where do you plan on practicing after school? What area of law are you thinking of practicing?
On a scale of one to one hundred how many thousands of posters should be made of that picture during Swiss with us, Paul, and Len?
How come we never use sketchy mod ethics and get people to flame me and then you warn them anymore. That was fun the first time.
You're a good man. Dos Equis for life.
DTF?
How come we never use sketchy mod ethics and get people to flame me and then you warn them anymore. That was fun the first time.
You're a good man. Dos Equis for life.
DTF?
How do you do?
and What's your favourite Gin?
and What's your favourite Gin?
So I hear you think the BW metagame is crap. Any particular reasons why, or is it just as a whole?
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