600Mons

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This is an idea that I've had in mind for a pretty long time now and have never really had a chance to share it, so let me preface this by thanking everyone who contributes to this forum!
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Premise: The idea behind this metagame is pretty simple:
every single Pokemon has their base stat total fixed to 600. For example, a Pokemon like Yungoos or Nymble with a very low BSTs will see their stats almost triple whereas Pokemon like Zacian-C and Calyrex-S will suffer considerable losses.
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How stats are calculated: Pokemon's base stat are calculated by use of the formula
600/BST * Stat = New Stat. The way this formula works is that, by using the ratio of 600 to a Pokemon's BST, I can obtain a good idea of how their stats would look if they had a high BST.
In practice, I would take a Pokemon - let's use Ralts as an example - and divide 600 by its BST of 198 to get a value of 3.03. Once I have that value, I would then multiply it by any one of Ralts' stat - I'll use it's Special Attack - to determine what said stat would be if scaled up to a BST of 600. For Ralts, I would multiply my ratio value of 3.03 by its Special attack of 45 to get a new stat of 136.36, which rounds down to 136. When applying this formula to all of Ralts' stat, we're left with a rather impressive spread of 85/76/76/136/106/121.
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Initial banlist: All
Smogon-wide clauses (Sleep Clause, Evasion Clause, Moody Clause, etc.) apply here, in addition to bans of
Eviolite and
Baton Pass.
Eviolite is inherently broken in this metagame because it now allows for Pokemon with Legendary stats to abuse an item balanced around weaker Pokemon being able to use it. Think of it like Garchomp or Dragonite with an Eviolite. Overall, I think it would be oppressive on the metagame and, unless I'm totally wrong and am looking at this the wrong way, provides next to nothing positive for the metagame.
Baton Pass have proven itself in every one of its iterations through the years to be uncompetitive, uninteractive, skill-less garbage that should never be present in a modern OU tier. I don't think I need to explain myself that much when I don't think any of us here are willing to go through weeks of debate to finally determine that Baton Pass is stupid.
In addition to this,
Arena Trap,
Shadow Tag, and
Shedinja should also be banned at the start of this meta. These two abilities have proven time and time again that they are wholly uncompetitive and a scourge on almost every metagame they meet. I think that it would save a lot of time otherwise wasted by pointless discussions as to whether or not these abilities are a problem or not, so I'll take the liberty of proclaiming that they should be banned right off the bat.
Shedinja is a case where insofar as Tera is in the tier, there is no way in hell it would ever be balanced. The same Tera Electric sets it pulled of in NatDex combined with actual stats to work with would undoubtedly be uncompetitive, especially so since it would likely not be OHKO'd by even slight passive damage, anymore with it's HP buffed. Not to mention that its attack would reach a staggering base 228 after scaling, so yeah - if Tera goes, it's free to roam, but if not, it's never seeing the light of day.
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Initial Threatlist

Pokemon with stupid, dumb, and broken abilties like
Huge Power, Stakeout, Tinted Lens and
Adaptability among others are often found on Pokemon with really, really bad stats. Like horrendous Route-1-level stats. Given the huge buffs all of these Pokemon's stats would receive in this metagame, this delicate balance is completely and utterly destroyed. There are definitely more low BST Pokemon with crazy abilities that I'm ignoring, but these five in particular caught my attention the most.
Pokemon with low BSTs who have already found significant upper-tier success should undeniably be considered in this metagame, with their pre-existing toolkits being bolstered by supercharged stats on par with those of Legendaries. Sure, all of these Pokemon do different things - Breloom breaks and sweeps with high attack, SD and priority; Amoongus spreads Sleep and holds off common threats reliably, Torkoal facilitates a laundry list of offensive brutes while also providing valuable team support for offense, and Maushold clicks Population Bomb - but all of these Pokemon are able to function with pretty damn bad BSTs for OU standards. Pumping up their stats could potentially turn them into metagame staples if everything goes their way.

Both
Shed Tail abusers take great advantage of scaling to bolster their already-solid stats every more and provide indomitable support for all the terrifying offensive threats created by this metagame. With the sheer of offensive potential in this tier, Shed Tail support will be beyond crucial for many of the slammers early meta would bring with it. Cyclizar's speed and Orthworm's bulk are now topped with exclamation points that allow them to fulfil their sub-passing role even better.

By virtue of the ubiquity of Shed Tail on offense, getting two subs free of charge is one of the best gifts a Pokémon can receive in this environment. Both
Mimikyu and
Eiscue have middling BSTs, meaning that their stats would be graciously boosted through scaling with may serve the push them over the edge. Being able to grab game-ending boosts on beefed-up stats behind effectively two subsitutes will inevibtale be a recipe for disaster.

What evens attempts to hold
Revival Blessing back in standard play is that fact that, on their own, Pawmot and Rabsca are just not OU material. Pawmot is only so strong and Rabsca is only so reliable, though the mere ability to drag two teammates at a time from the dead can subject teams to repeated bludgeoning that they're not built to survive.
Last Respects. Not much more to say here. Doggo here gets a good deal out of scaling and Tyranitar getting mothing means that it probably dies even quicker now, allowing our boi to get right to work.
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Question: Should this metagame have an
NFE clause? I feel like having up to two or three of the same Pokemon - especially offensive 'Mons - of this power level could spin out of control really fast, but what do you think?
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Well, that's all I got for you all. Thank you all for reading!