Maxim vs. Jayelt413! Death Durants from Beyond Pluto!

The Wanderer · Jun 15, 2016

Welcome back, ladies, gents, and none of the above! You're just in time, we just stopped Ted from doing something really stupid.

I said I was sorry!

Yeah, Lad said that the last time a demon got summoned into the arena.

Oh come on, one time!

One time too many, if you ask me. -_-

Uh, guys? The doc's on the phone.

...spectacular. Put him through.

***

[Guten tag, mein guinea pigz!]

...is Fergus strapped to a sacrificial altar?

[Sacrificial? Nein, nein! I just need a volunteer for...vell, patient confidentiality, zo-]

[HEY DOC! I GOT THE BONE DAGGER YOU WANTED!]

[Not now, Larry!]

Goddamn, what is it with all the satanic rituals today?

[I AM NOT SACRIFICINK HIM!]

Yeah you are.
[Yeah you are.]

[Shut up, all of you! Anyvay! Vhile ve're on zee subject of experiments, I'm subjectink zee lot of you to one as well!]

Another shitty movie?

[Anozer shitty movie, ja. Zpecifically, Death Durantz from Beyond Pluto, A ridiculouzly campy movie from zee late 70s ztarring a bunch of no namez, alzough it doez have Veena Mercator playink zee hoppink woman.]

[You know, I really don't want to be a human sacrif-]

[I AM NOT SACRIFICINK YOU, NOW SHUT U-]

***

...so are the producers demanding we get all edgy or something? Because this is kind of creepy, if you ask me.

For once, I actually agree with you.

Hai, why can't it be all poofy and kawaii and pink and stuff? U_U

I dunno Moe, that sounds almost as bad.

H, hey! That was mean! 0\ _ /0

What? I'm only telling it like it is.

Ted-san, I swear I'm going to-

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Shit, the movie's starting, let's go!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Da Rules said:
6v6 doubles
3 day DQ
2 subs
2 recoveries, 5 chills
Megas = 1
Items = ON
Abilities = ALL
Switch = KO
Arena = ASB Arena

Tonight's warriors are...

Maxim:

Hydreigon [Ivan] (M)
Nature: Hasty (+15% Speed, +15% Accuracy, -1 Defense)

Type:
Dragon/Dark

Abilities:
Levitate

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 2 (-)
SpA: Rank 5
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 113 (98*1.15^)
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 22

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: N/A

Attacks (36/88):
Level Up:
Bite
Body Slam
Crunch
Double Hit
DragonBreath
Dragon Pulse
Dragon Rage
Dragon Rush
Focus Energy
Headbutt
Hyper Voice
Outrage
Roar
Scary Face
Slam
Tackle
Tri Attack
Work Up

Egg:
Earth Power
Fire Fang
Head Smash
Ice Fang
Thunder Fang

Tutor:
Aqua Tail
Draco Meteor
Superpower

TM:
Dark Pulse
Dragon Tail
Earthquake
Flash Cannon
Hidden Power (Grass)
Protect
Rock Slide
Surf
Taunt
Thunder Wave
Torment

Dedenne [Rhythmi] (F)
Nature: Docile (No effect on stats)

Type:
Electric/Fairy

Abilities:
Cheek Pouch/Pickup/Plus (H)

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 101
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 17

MC: 0
AC: 4/5

Attacks (24/47):
Level Up:
Charge
Charge Beam
Charm
Discharge
Entrainment
Nuzzle
Parabolic Charge
Play Rough
Rest
Tackle
Tail Whip
Thunder
Thunder Shock
Thunder Wave
Volt Switch

Egg*:
Covet
Eerie Impulse
Helping Hand
Natural Gift

TM:
Aerial Ace
Dig
Protect
Thunderbolt
U-Turn

Arghonaut(*) [Diagnos] (M)
Nature: Adamant (Attack increased by *, Special Attack decreased by *)

Type:
Water/Fighting

Abilities:
Unaware/Iron Fist (H)

Stats:

HP: 110
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 2 (-)
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 75
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 21

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks (36/98):
Aqua Jet
Arm Thrust(*)
Bubble(*)
Constrict
Focus Punch
Foul Play
Mach Punch
Night Slash
Revenge
Smokescreen(*)
Submission
Taunt
Waterfall
Wrap(*)
Yawn(*)

Bulk Up (*)
Circle Throw
Cross Chop
Drain Punch
Ice Punch (*)
Recover(*)

Foul Play
Gunk Shot
Knock Off
Sleep Talk
Soak
Superpower

Brick Break
Bulldoze
Earthquake (*)
Endure
Poison Jab
Protect (*)
Rock Slide
Substitute(*)
Surf
Torment

Hawlucha [Luchadore Supreme!] (M)
Nature: Adamant (+1 Atk, -1 SpA)

Type:
Fighting/Flying

Abilities:
Limber/Unburden/Mold Breaker (H)

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 2 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 118
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 20

MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks (23/65):
Level Up:
Aerial Ace
Bounce
Detect
Encore
Fling
Flying Press
High Jump Kick
Hone Claws
Karate Chop
Roost
Sky Attack
Tackle
Wing Attack

Egg:
Agility
Baton Pass
Entrainment
Mud Sport
Quick Guard

TM:
Brick Break
Double Team
Protect
Substitute
X-Scissor

Camerupt [Ian] (M)
Nature: Quiet (Increases Special Attack by *, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)

Ability:
Sheer Force

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 7 (+)
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 17 (20/1.15)
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 6
Base Rank Total: 19

Type:
Fire/Ground

Abilities:
Magma Armor/Solid Rock/Anger Point (H)

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 5 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 34 (40/1.15)
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 6
Base Rank Total: 19

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks (37/80):
Level Up:
Amnesia
Curse
Double-Edge
Earth Power
Earthquake
Ember
Eruption
Fissure
Flame Burst
Flamethrower
Focus Energy
Growl
Lava Plume
Magnitude
Rock Slide
Tackle
Take Down
Yawn

Egg:
Ancientpower
Body Slam
Defense Curl
Endure
Iron Head
Mud Bomb
Rollout
Scary Face

Tutor:
Heat Wave

TM:
Double Team
Fire Blast
Flash Cannon
Overheat
Protect
Stealth Rock
Stone Edge
Substitute
Toxic
Will-o-Wisp

Event:

Pyroar [Lon'qu] (M)
Nature: Bashful (No Effect on Stats)

Type:
Normal/Fire

Abilities:
Rivalry/Unnerve/Moxie (H)

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 106
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 20

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks (25):
Hyper Beam
Tackle
Leer
Ember
Work Up
Headbutt
Noble Roar
Take Down
Fire Fang
Crunch
Endeavor
Hyper Voice
Overheat

Entrainment
Fire Spin
Snatch
Yawn

Protect
Attract
Substitute
Double Team
Strength
Flame Charge
Taunt
Flamethrower

Jayelt413:

Gardevoir [F] [Daisy]
Nature: Timid
Type: Psychic / Fairy

[Abilities]

Synchronize (Passive)
Trace (Trigger)
Telepathy (Passive) (H) (Unlocked)
Pixilate (Toggle) (Mega)

[Stats]

HP: 100
Atk: 2-
Def: 3
SpA: 5
SpD: 4
Spe: 92+
+10% Accuracy
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 21

[Mega Stats]

HP: 100
Atk: 2-
Def: 3
SpA: 7
SpD: 5
Spe: 115+
+15% Accuracy
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 25

EC: 9/9
MC: Maxxxed!
AC: 5/5

[Moves] [102|102] [+6 CC]

PHYSICAL
Body Slam
Double-Edge
Facade
Fire Punch
Fling
Frustration
Giga Impact
Headbutt
Ice Punch
Natural Gift
Return
Secret Power
Shadow Sneak
Thief
Thunder Punch
Zen Headbutt

SPECIAL
Charge Beam
Confusion
Dazzling Gleam
Disarming Voice
Draining Kiss
Dream Eater
Echoed Voice
Energy Ball
Focus Blast
Future Sight
Grass Knot
Hidden Power [Ground]
Hyper Beam
Hyper Voice
Icy Wind
Magical Leaf
Moonblast
Mud-Slap
Psychic
Psyshock
Round
Shadow Ball
Shock Wave
Signal Beam
Snore
Stored Power
Swift
Synchronoise
Thunderbolt

OTHER
Ally Switch
Attract
Calm Mind
Captivate
Charm
Confide
Confuse Ray
Defense Curl
Destiny Bond
Disable
Double Team
Encore
Endure
Flash
Growl
Grudge
Heal Bell
Healing Wish
Heal Pulse
Helping Hand
Hypnosis
Imprison
Light Screen
Lucky Chant
Magic Coat
Magic Room
Mean Look
Memento
Mimic
Misty Terrain
Nightmare
Pain Split
Protect
Psych Up
Rain Dance
Recycle
Reflect
Rest
Safeguard
Sing
Skill Swap
Sleep Talk
Snatch
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Taunt
Telekinesis
Teleport
Thunder Wave
Torment
Toxic
Trick
Trick Room
Will-O-Wisp
Wish
Wonder Room

RAID
Dispel

Dragonite [M] [Malfoy]
Nature: Rash
Type: Dragon / Flying

[Abilities]

Inner Focus (Passive)
Multiscale (Passive) (H) (Unlocked)

[Stats]

HP: 100
Atk: 5
Def: 3
SpA: 5+
SpD: 3-
Spe: 80
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 6
Base Rank Total: 22

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

[Moves] [84|121]

PHYSICAL
Aerial Ace
Aqua Jet
Aqua Tail
Bide
Bind
Body Slam
Brick Break
Bulldoze
Dive
Dragon Claw
Dragon Rush
Dragon Tail
Earthquake
Extreme Speed
Facade
Fire Punch
Fly
Focus Punch
Fury Cutter
Giga Impact
Horn Drill
Ice Punch
Iron Head
Iron Tail
Outrage
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Skull Bash
Sky Drop
Slam
Steel Wing
Stone Edge
Superpower
Thunder Punch
Waterfall
Wing Attack
Wrap

SPECIAL
Blizzard
Draco Meteor
Dragon Pulse
Dragon Rage
Fire Blast
Flamethrower
Focus Blast
Heat Wave
Hidden Power [Grass]
Hurricane
Hydro Pump
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Icy Wind
Incinerate
Razor Wind
Surf
Thunder
Thunderbolt
Twister
Water Gun
Water Pulse
Whirlpool
Zap Cannon

OTHER
Agility
Barrier
Defog
Detect
Double Team
Dragon Dance
Endure
Heal Bell
Hone Claws
Leer
Light Screen
Protect
Reflect
Rest
Roar
Roost
Sleep Talk
Substitute
Tailwind
Thunder Wave
Toxic
Whirlwind

Greninja [M] [The Artist]
Nature: Hasty
Type: Water / Dark

[Abilities]

Torrent (Passive)
Protean (Toggle) (H) (Unlocked)

[Stats]

HP: 100
Atk: 3
Def: 2-
SpA: 4
SpD: 3
Spe: 141+
+23% Accuracy
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 21

EC: 9/9
MC: Maxxxed!
AC: 5/5

[Moves] [74|74] [+4 CC]

PHYSICAL
Acrobatics
Aerial Ace
Bounce
Cut
Dig
Dive
Facade
Feint Attack
Fling
Frustration
Giga Impact
Gunk Shot
Ice Punch
Lick
Low Kick
Night Slash
Pound
Power-Up Punch
Quick Attack
Return
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Secret Power
Shadow Sneak
Smack Down
Strength
Thief
U-Turn
Water Shuriken
Waterfall

SPECIAL
Blizzard
Bubble
Dark Pulse
Echoed Voice
Extrasensory
Grass Knot
Hidden Power [Fairy]
Hydro Cannon
Hydro Pump
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Icy Wind
Round
Scald
Snore
Surf
Water Pledge
Water Pulse

OTHER
Attract
Bestow
Camouflage
Confide
Double Team
Growl
Haze
Mat Block
Mind Reader
Mud Sport
Protect
Rain Dance
Rest
Role Play
Sleep Talk
Smokescreen
Snatch
Spikes
Spite
Substitute
Swagger
Taunt
Toxic
Toxic Spikes
Water Sport

Lucario [M] [Aura Knight]
Nature: Hasty
Type: Fighting / Steel

[Abilities]

Steadfast (Passive)
Inner Focus (Passive)
Justified (Passive) (H) (Unlocked)
Adaptability (Passive) (Mega)

[Stats]

HP: 100
Atk: 4
Def: 2-
SpA: 4
SpD: 3
Spe: 104+
+12% Accuracy
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 20

[Mega Stats]

HP: 100
Atk: 6
Def: 2-
SpA: 5
SpD: 3
Spe: 129+
+19% Accuracy
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 24

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

[Moves] [92|102]

PHYSICAL
Bite
Blaze Kick
Bone Rush
Bonemerang
Brick Break
Bulldoze
Bullet Punch
Circle Throw
Close Combat
Counter
Cross Chop
Crunch
Dig
Drain Punch
Dual Chop
Earthquake
Extreme Speed
Facade
Feint
Focus Punch
Force Palm
Frustration
Fury Cutter
Giga Impact
Headbutt
High Jump Kick
Ice Punch
Iron Tail
Low Kick
Low Sweep
Metal Claw
Payback
Poison Jab
Power-Up Punch
Quick Attack
Retaliate
Return
Reversal
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Secret Power
Shadow Claw
Sky Uppercut
Stone Edge
Thunder Punch
Zen Headbutt

SPECIAL
Aura Sphere
Dark Pulse
Dragon Pulse
Final Gambit
Flash Cannon
Focus Blast
Hidden Power [Grass]
Hyper Beam
Psychic
Shadow Ball
Swift
Vacuum Wave
Water Pulse

OTHER
Agility
Bulk Up
Calm Mind
Copycat
Detect
Double Team
Endure
Follow Me
Foresight
Heal Pulse
Helping Hand
Hone Claws
Iron Defense
Magnet Rise
Me First
Metal Sound
Mind Reader
Nasty Plot
Protect
Quick Guard
Rain Dance
Rest
Roar
Role Play
Screech
Sleep Talk
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Swords Dance
Toxic
Work Up

Sableye [M] [Alambar]
Nature: Brave
Type: Dark / Ghost

[Abilities]

Keen Eye (Passive)
Stall (Passive)
Prankster (Passive) (H) (Unlocked)
Magic Bounce (Passive) (Mega)

[Stats]

HP: 90
Atk: 4+
Def: 3
SpA: 3
SpD: 3
Spe: 43-
-10% Evasion
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 16

[Mega Stats]

HP: 90
Atk: 4+
Def: 5
SpA: 3
SpD: 4
Spe: 17-
-10% Evasion
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 18

EC: N/A
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

[Moves] [94|112]

PHYSICAL
Aerial Ace
Astonish
Body Slam
Brick Break
Counter
Dig
Double-Edge
Facade
Fake Out
Feint
Feint Attack
Fire Punch
Focus Punch
Foul Play
Frustration
Fury Cutter
Fury Swipes
Ice Punch
Knock Off
Low Kick
Low Sweep
Metal Burst
Natural Gift
Payback
Poison Jab
Power-Up Punch
Punishment
Return
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Scratch
Secret Power
Shadow Claw
Shadow Sneak
Sucker Punch
Thief
Thunder Punch
Zen Headbutt

SPECIAL
Dark Pulse
Dazzling Gleam
Dream Eater
Hidden Power [Steel]
Icy Wind
Incinerate
Night Shade
Octazooka
Power Gem
Psychic
Shadow Ball
Shock Wave
Signal Beam
Snarl
Snore

OTHER
Calm Mind
Confuse Ray
Detect
Double Team
Embargo
Endure
Flatter
Foresight
Gravity
Helping Hand
Hone Claws
Imprison
Leer
Magic Coat
Mean Look
Metronome
Mimic
Moonlight
Nasty Plot
Nightmare
Pain Split
Protect
Psych Up
Quash
Rain Dance
Recover
Rest
Role Play
Sleep Talk
Snatch
Spite
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Taunt
Telekinesis
Torment
Toxic
Trick
Will-O-Wisp
Wonder Room

Stratagem [-] [Johnny]
Nature: Modest
Type: Rock

[Abilities]

Levitate (Passive)
Technician (Passive)
Mold Breaker (Passive) (H) (Unlocked)

[Stats]

HP: 100
Atk: 1-
Def: 3
SpA: 6+
SpD: 3
Spe: 130
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 21

EC: 9/9
MC: Maxxxed!
AC: 5/5

[Moves] [75|75] [+5 CC]

PHYSICAL
Acrobatics
Aerial Ace
Cut
Double-Edge
Earthquake
Explosion
Facade
False Swipe
Frustration
Giga Impact
Headbutt
Head Smash
Natural Gift
Return
Rock Blast
Rock Climb
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Rollout
Secret Power
Smack Down
Stone Edge
Tackle

SPECIAL
Ancient Power
Dazzling Gleam
Earth Power
Echoed Voice
Electro Ball
Energy Ball
Fire Blast
Flamethrower
Flash Cannon
Giga Drain
Heat Wave
Hidden Power [Ice]
Hyper Beam
Mud Shot
Ominous Wind
Paleo Wave
Power Gem
Round
Shadow Ball
Snore
Swift
Vacuum Wave
Volt Switch
Weather Ball

OTHER
Acupressure
Calm Mind
Confide
Defense Curl
Disable
Double Team
Embargo
Endure
Flash
Hone Claws
Magnet Rise
Magnetic Flux
Metal Sound
Nature Power
Protect
Rain Dance
Rest
Rock Polish
Sandstorm
Sleep Talk
Stealth Rock
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Toxic
Trick

As always, because the ref is the one who posted this fight, a bronzor will be flipped to determine who sends out first. Heads goes to Maxim.

It's tails! Jay gets the initiative!

How this shit is going to go down
jayelt413 ~~'s new waifu~~ sends out mons + items
Maxim does the same + orders
Britbutt orders
I snark through a shitty b-movie

JJayyFeather · Jun 15, 2016

Whaddya know, my team is a bit overtrained for this.

"...What is this place?"

"Looks like an forest on our left, and a cave on our right. I don't like it."

"You don't like a lot of things though."

"I'm with The Artist on this one, but maybe that fine damsel that I see in the distance can be of assistance."

"How did you even spot her?" *unison*

"We already know my eyes are tuned to find beauty. Either way, there seems to be another guy in the way."

"I don't like where this is going..."

"The Artist and Johnny, to arms! We'll take down this other person, then we'll seduce that girl."

*exasperated sigh* "Knew that was coming. Let's do it then."

"Sir, you may as well just leave now, that girl there is a bit too pretty for you."

"Otherwise, we'll handle you ourselves. You choose."
Greninja @ Life Orb | Stratagem @ Expert Belt

Maxim · Jun 18, 2016

Flavor coming...eventually.

w/Smoke Ball
Waterfall (Stratagem)~Cross Chop (Stratagem)~Waterfall (Stratagem)
If Stratagem is under the effects of a successful P/E move, then use Waterfall (Greninja) that action.
If successful Mat Block, then use Bulk Up and push actions back.

w/Dragon Fang
Flash Cannon (Stratagem)~Dragon Pulse (Stratagem)~Flash Cannon (Stratagem)
If Stratagem is under the effects of a successful P/E move, then use Dragon Pulse (Greninja) that action.
If successful Mat Block, then use Focus Energy and push actions back.

JJayyFeather · Jun 19, 2016

"Sir Tentacles and some weird flying Hydra or some sorts. I was not expecting to see weird hentai shit while out here. The Artist and Johnny, rock them!"

Stratagem: "Aye Aye, initiating combat sequence 69."
Greninja: "Hehe, I love combat sequence 69."
Greninja @ Life Orb | Stratagem @ Expert Belt

Greninja: Hidden Power (Hydreigon) - Blizzard - Hidden Power (Hydreigon)

IF Hydreigon is KO'd when you are to act, THEN Initiate Action String [Grass Knot (Arghonaut) - Extrasensory (Arghonaut)]

Stratagem: Dazzling Gleam - Dazzling Gleam - Dazzling Gleam

IF Hydreigon is KO"d when you are to act, THEN Initiate Action String [Giga Drain (Arghonaut) - Volt Switch (Arghonaut)]

The Wanderer · Jun 24, 2016

Maxim:
AOAOOO

|

|

LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS
PRESENTS

Oh look, Caps Lock before it was cool.

A
THICK MCRUNFAST
PRODUCTION

Directed by Big McLargehuge!

DEATH

...is a bitch!

DURANTS

And involves ants, apparently.

FROM BEYOND
PLUTO

Not even a minute into the opening credits and the writer's already run out of ideas.

The scene opens up on a beach somewhere in what is presumably California. A montage of people partying is shown while the credits roll.

Oh god, this is one of those surfer movies from the 50s, isn't it? Are they gonna start going into song and dance? Are they gonna start Hic-a-doo-lahing?

STARRING
ROGER MORRIS

The hell's a hic-a-doo-lah?

Some kind of cocaine, I hear.

FRED MCDOUGLAS

King of the far away land of that disco down the street!

That probably shut down when the 80s hit!

BETH SMITTINGTON

The partying suddenly cuts away to an image of earth from space, along with a white line slowly traveling across.

As that line thingy!

About halfway in, it cuts back to the party

A LILLIPUP WE PICKED UP OFF THE STREET

Hey, don't torture pokemon with shitty movies!

...really?

The line image appears once more, this time with earth closer than ever

AND
WEENA MERCATOR
AS THE HOPPING WOMAN

Think she'll actually be in this one?

Probably not.

Back to the partying, with some overly burly dude dancing around with a shiny greninja and stratagem

...What is this place?

It's a fucking beach.

Looks like a forest on our left, and a cave on our right. I don't like it.

It's a fucking beach!

You don't like a lot of things, though.

Like nerds.

Hey, nerds are delicious!

Really? I always thought they were kinda gross.

I'm with The Artist on this one, but maybe that fine damsel that I see in the distance can be of assistance.

How did you even spot her?

We already know my eyes are tuned to find beauty.

The camera suddenly shifts to a lady clearly old enough to be the guy's mother dancing around in a bikini. And then some skinny guy starts dancing with her.

Either way, there seems to be another guy in the way.

Yeah! How dare he mack on mom?!

I don't like where this is going...

First thing I've heard in this movie that actually makes sense.

And then the scene shifts to the line moving AGAIN, this time with the earth even closer.

Come on Grandpa, it's 55 here!

And then back to the chad, the skinny dude and the milf. You can actually see the boom mic at the top of the screen.

Sir, you may as well just leave now, that girl there is a bit too pretty for you.

You might as well just leave yourself, you...you...dude!

Oh, it's on now. BIFF SMASH!

Fine. We'll handle you ourselves!

...you two are pathetic. I'm leaving.

See? You just gave the lady a bad time! I'm gonna wreck y-

A huge explosion rocks the scene, throwing everyone to the sand. Smoke can be seen in the distance.

Breaking news! The skinny guy wrecks something else!

What was that?!

In the background, you can see cardboard cutouts of the greninja and stratagem knocking over cardboard cutouts of an Arghonaut and Hydreigon.

A fake pokemon battle!

The scene cuts to the trio arriving at site of the explosion - some kind of meteor strike that left a crater.

And somehow they made it to the scene before anyone else.

After taking the time to get dressed.

Man, what is that thing? Did a meteor hit?

Nah, the Excadrill people are just acting up again.

Suddenly! Colossal Durants!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

...glad to have that out of my system.

Order: Greninja, Stratagem, Hydreigon, Arghonaut

Action 1
The Artist used Hidden Power! (Target: Hydreigon)
The Artist's type shifted to Fairy!
-Crit chance (Crit <= 625 unless stated otherwise): 3569 = NOPE.
-Damage: (6 + 3 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 30.38 Damage!!
Johnny used Dazzling Gleam!
Dazzling Gleam, Hydreigon:
-Crit chance: 5521 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * .75) + 2 + 9 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 28.13 damage!
Dazzling Gleam, Arghonaut:
-Crit chance: 9118 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * .75) + 2 + 9 - 6) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage
Ivan used Flash Cannon! (Target: Stratagem)
-Crit chance: 8549 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 4303 = NOPE.
Diagnos used Waterfall! (Target: Stratagem)
-Crit chance: 7193 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
The Artist was hurt by his life orb! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Hydreigon: -58.51(Holy shit!) HP, -6 EN
-Arghonaut: -16.5 HP, -5 EN
-Greninja: -2 HP, -4 EN
-Stratagem: -37.5(Ouch!) HP, -6 EN

Action 2
The Artist used Blizzard!
The Artist's type shifted to Ice!
Blizzard, Hydreigon:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9300): 5832 = Hit
-Crit chance: 4090 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((11 * .75) + 3 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 23.63 damage!
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 1400 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Blizzard, Arghonaut:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9300): 3484 = Hit
-Crit chance: 2884 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((11 * .75) + 3 + 3 + 6 - 6) * .67 = 9.55 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 5005 = NOPE.
Johnny used Dazzling Gleam!
Dazzling Gleam, Hydreigon:
-Crit chance: 7133 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * .75) + 2 + 9 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 28.13 damage!
Ivan fainted!
Dazzling Gleam, Arghonaut:
-Crit chance: 287 = EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: ((8 * .75) + 3 + 2 + 9 - 6) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
Diagnos used Cross Chop! (Target: Stratagem)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8000): 2257 = Hit
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 6059 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 24 damage!
The Artist was hurt by his life orb! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Hydreigon: -41.49(Holy shit!) HP
-Arghonaut: -30.55(Ouch!) HP, -6 EN
-Greninja: -2 HP, -8 EN
-Stratagem: -24(!) HP, -10 EN

Action 3
The Artist used Grass Knot! (Target: Arghonaut)
The Artist's type shifted to Grass!
-Crit chance: 8588 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 3 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 24 damage!
Johnny used Giga Drain! (Target: Arghonaut)
-Crit chance: 9675 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 2 + 9 - 6) * 1.5 = 19.5 damage
-Absorption: 19.5 * .5 = 9.75 HP
Diagnos used Waterfall! (Target: Stratagem)
-Crit chance: 7357 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
The Artist was hurt by his life orb! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Arghonaut: -43.5(Holy shit!) HP, -6 EN
-Greninja: -2 HP, -6.5 EN
-Stratagem: -11.25 HP, -12 EN

Final Numbers:
-Hydreigon: -100 HP, -6 EN
-Arghonaut: -91 (90.55) HP, -17 EN
-Greninja: -6 HP, -19 (18.5) EN
-Stratagem: -73 (72.5) HP, -28 EN

Maxim:
XOAOOO

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Your next mon, Maxim?

Maxim · Jun 29, 2016

w/Exp. Share

JJayyFeather · Jul 5, 2016

Apologies for the delay.

"Hmm, perhaps a strategic adjustment is in order. Take a rest Johnny. I have a feeling that Daisy would much rather be here right now."

Stratagem @ Expert Belt OUT

Gardevoir @ Gardevoirite IN

Counterswitch?

Maxim · Jul 6, 2016

No Counterswitch

JJayyFeather · Jul 6, 2016

"Commence with the elimination plans!"

Mega Gardevoir: "Soooo, how did we end up fighting this seemingly nice guy?"
Greninja: "You know how Jay gets when women are involved."
Mega Gardevoir: "e.e we will address that after we win..."
Greninja @ Life Orb | Mega Gardevoir @ Gardevoirite

Greninja: Gunk Shot (Dedenne) - Gunk Shot (Dedenne) - Gunk Shot (Dedenne)

IF Dedenne is KO'd, THEN Spikes.
IF Arghonaut is to use a Damaging Priority Move in a combination, THEN Mat Block and push back.
IF Dedenne is under P/E OR under D/E, THEN Spikes and push back.

Mega Evolve!
Mega Gardevoir: Hyper Voice - Moonblast (Dedenne) - Hyper Voice

IF Dedenne is KO'd, THEN Heal Pulse (Greninja).
IF Arghonaut is to use Endure, THEN Encore (Arghonaut) and push back. Do this once.
IF Dedenne is under P/E OR under D/E, THEN Future Sight the first instance, Wish the second instance, Chill the third instance, pushing back with each activation.

JJayyFeather · Jul 15, 2016

Maxim

Maxim · Jul 15, 2016

"Whu?! Rhythmi what are ye doing? You're going to hit the scurvy dogs and me too with that!"

"That's the idea." :D

Arghonaut: Mach Punch (Greninja) x3

Dedenne: Parabolic Charge~Discharge~Parabolic Charge

The Wanderer · Jul 23, 2016

Maxim:
XAAOOO

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JAWEEEEEH!

As we previously left off, a bunch of colossal durants are crawling out of the crater.

Goddammit, the exterminator's gonna be fucking rich when he's through with this.

Then they crawl into the screaming crowd. The camera shifts to a single woman fleeing from an obviously green-screened Durant getting closer and closer, before the camera shifts to said durant biting her head off - by which I mean that of a barbie doll dressed like her.

And the movie thankfully ends here, courtesy of a lawsuit from Mattel!

But Moe's hopes are dashed, as the scene shifts to toy fighter jets strung along through a blue background, firing unconvincing "missiles." Firecrackers go off around around a group of durants, scaring the shit out of them. You can actually see the aforementioned barbie head sent flying by one of the explosions.

...did they seriously just use actual firecrackers around them? What the hell?!

Yeah, this was before they started using Zoroarks for effects. Dark times.

JAWEEEEEH!

Another durant catches one of the strung up jets in its mandibles, trying to eat it. More general carnage continues and the gang snark through it all but I'm too fucking lazy to go through it at the moment so here's your crunch. Also, cardboard cutouts of Jay's mons take out more cardboard cutouts of Maxim's.

Order: Greninja, Gardevoir, Dedenne, Arghonaut

Action 1 (Priority: Arghonaut, Greninja, Gardevoir, Dedenne)
Diagnos used Mach Punch! (Target: Greninja)
-Crit chance: 7543 = NOPE.
-Damage: 4 + 3 + 2 + 7.5 - 3 = 13.5 damage
The Artist used Gunk Shot! (Target: Dedenne)
The Artist's type shifted to poison!
-Crit chance: 7206 = NOPE.
-Damage: (12 + 3 + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 31.5 Damage!
-Effect chance (Poison <= 3000): 1324 = EEEEEEEEEEYUP.
Rhythmi was poisoned!
Daisy used Hyper Voice!
Hyper Voice, Dedenne:
-Crit chance: 4622 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 * .75) + 2 + 3 + 10 - 4.5 = 17.25 damage
Hyper Voice, Arghonaut:
-Crit chance: 3914 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((9 * .75) + 2 + 3 + 10 - 6) * 1.5 = 23.63 damage!
Diagnos fainted!
Rhythmi used Parabolic charge!
Parabolic charge, Greninja:
-Crit chance: 2832 = NOPE.
-Damage: (5 * .75) + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 6.75 damage
-Absorption: 6.75 * .5 = 3.38 HP
Parabolic charge, Gardevoir:
-Crit chance: 8981 = NOPE.
-Damage: (5 * .75) + 3 + 4.5 - 7.5 = 3.75 damage
-Absorption: 3.75 * .5 = 1.88 HP
-Total Absorption: 3.38 + 1.88 = 5.26 HP
Rhythmi was hurt by poison! (-2 HP)
The Artist was hurt by his life orb! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Dedenne: -45.49(Holy shit!) HP, -6 EN
-Arghonaut: -19 HP, -3 EN
-Greninja: -22.25(!) HP, -7 EN
-Gardevoir: -3.75 HP, -6 EN

Action 2
The Artist used Gunk Shot! (Target: Dedenne)
-Crit chance: 7745 = NOPE.
-Damage: (12 + 3 + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 31.5 Damage!
Daisy used Moonblast! (Target: Dedenne)
-Crit chance: 343 = EEEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 3 + 10 - 4.5 = 21.5 damage!
-Effect chance (-1 SpA <= 3000): 7076 = NOPE.
Rhythmi used Discharge!
Discharge, Greninja:
-Crit chance: 7965 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 * .75) + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 9 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 2955 = EEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
The Artist was paralyzed! (20%)
Discharge, Gardevoir:
-Crit chance: 31 = EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: (8 * .75) + 3 + 3 + 4.5 - 7.5 = 9 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 6104 = NOPE.
Rhythmi was hurt by poison! (-2 HP)
Rhythmi fainted!
The Artist was hurt by his Life Orb! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Dedenne: -54.51(Holy shit!) HP, -5 EN
-Greninja: -11 HP, -11 EN
-Gardevoir: -9 HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Dedenne: -100 HP, -11 EN
-Arghonaut: -19 HP, -3 EN
-Greninja: -34 (33.75) HP, -18 EN
-Gardevoir: -13 (12.75) HP, -12 EN

Maxim:
XXXOOO

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Jayelt413:

Johnny
Expert Belt
HP: 27
EN: 72
Stats: 1/3/6/3/130/2/3
Levitate
Technician
Mold Breaker
No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other

Max?

JJayyFeather · Jul 30, 2016

Maxim

Maxim · Aug 10, 2016

w/Life Orb
Rock Slide~Lava Plume~Rock Slide

w/Exp. Share
X-Scissor (Gardevoir)~Bounce (Gardevoir)~X-Scissor

JJayyFeather · Aug 10, 2016

Greninja (M) @ Life Orb

Surf | Surf | Surf
IF Camerupt is KO'd, THEN Bounce (Hawlucha)

Mega Gardevoir (F) @ Gardevoirite

Heal Bell | Helping Hand (Greninja) | Hyper Voice
IF Camerupt is KO'd, THEN Moonblast (Hawlucha)

The Wanderer · Aug 16, 2016

Maxim:
XXXAAO

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♪Dudududun dun...dun dudududun dudududun dun dudududun...dun dudududun dudududun dun dudududun...♪

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[FILL IN LATER]

Order: Hawlucha, Gardevoir, Greninja, Camerupt

Action 1
LUCHADORE SUPREME! used X-scissor! (Target: Gardevoir)
-Crit chance: 2839 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 6 - 4.5 = 9.5 damage
Daisy used Heal Bell!
All of jayelt413's pokemon were healed of ailments!
The Artist used Surf!
The Artist's type shifted to water!
Surf, Hawlucha:
-Crit chance: 3333 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 * .75) + 3 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 14.25 damage
Surf, Camerupt:
-Crit chance: 721 = OHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: ((9 * .75) + 3 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 - 1 - 2) * 2.25 = 25.31 damage!
Surf, Garde-NO.
Ian used Rock Slide!
Rock Slide, Greninja:
-Crit chance: 914 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: (8 * .75) + 3 + 6 - 3 = 12 damage
Rock Slide, Gardevoir:
-Crit chance: 5598 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 * .75) + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 10.5 damge
Ian was hurt by his life orb! (-2 HP)
The Artist was hurt by his life orb! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Hawlucha: -14.25 HP, -6 EN
-Camerupt: -27.31(!) HP, -6 EN
-Greninja: -14 HP, -6 EN
-Gardevoir: -10.5 HP, -9 EN

Action 2 (Priority: Gardevoir, Greninja, Hawlucha, Camerupt)
Daisy used Helping Hand! (Target: Greninja)
Daisy is ready to help The Artist!
The Artist used Surf!
Surf, Hawlucha:
-Crit chance: 1451 = NOPE.
-Damage: (18 * .75) + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 18 damage
Surf, Camerupt:
-Crit chance: 5126 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((18 * .75) + 3 + 6 - 4.5 - 1 - 2) * 2.25 = 33.75 Damage!!
Surf, Garde-NO.
-Energy cost (Helping Hand): 4 + (18 / 2) = 13 EN
LUCHADORE SUPREME! leapt into the air!
Ian used Lava Plume!
Lava Plume, Greninja:
-Crit chance: 9906 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * .75) + 3 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * .67 = 10.05 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 3000): 5406 = NOPE.
Lava Plume, Gardevoir:
-Crit chance: 4084 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 * .75) + 3 + 3 + 7.5 - 7.5 = 12 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 3000): 5936 = NOPE.
Lava Plume, Haw-NO.
LUCHADORE SUPREME! used Bounce! (Target: Gardevoir)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8500): 1234 = Hit
-Crit chance: 5120 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 13.5 damage
-Energy cost: 9 + (3 / 3) - 1 = 9 EN
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 7752 = NOPE.
Ian was hurt by his life orb! (-2 HP)
The Artist was hurt by his life orb! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Hawlucha: -18 HP, -9 EN
-Camerupt: -35.75(Ouch!) HP, -5 EN
-Greninja: -12.05 HP, -10 EN
-Gardevoir: -25.5(!) HP, -13 EN

Action 3
The Artist used Surf!
Surf, Hawlucha:
-Crit chance: 9622 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 * .75) + 3 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 14.25 damage
Surf, Camerupt:
-Crit chance: 4047 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((9 * .75) + 3 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 - 1 - 2) * 2.25 = 25.31 damage!
Surf, Garde-NO.
LUCHADORE SUPREME! used X-scissor! (Target: Gardevoir)
-Crit chance: 3010 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 6 - 4.5 = 9.5 damage
Daisy used Hyper Voice!
Hyper Voice, Hawlucha:
-Crit chance: 7207 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((9 * .75) + 2 + 3 + 10 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 25.88 damage!
Hyper Voice, Camerupt:
-Crit chance: 1492 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((9 * .75) + 2 + 3 + 10 - 4.5 - 1 - 2) * .67 = 9.55 damage
Ian used Rock Slide!
Rock Slide, Greninja:
-Crit chance: 7135 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 * .75) + 3 + 6 - 3 = 12 damage
Rock Slide, Gardevoir:
-Crit chance: 926 = OHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: (8 * .75) + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 10.5 damge
Ian was hurt by his life orb! (-2 HP)
Ian fainted!
The Artist was hurt by his life orb! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Hawlucha: -40.13(Holy shit!) HP, -6 EN
-Camerupt: -36.86(Ouch!) HP, -6 EN
-Greninja: -14 HP, -14 EN
-Gardevoir: -20(!) HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Hawlucha: -72 (72.38) HP, -21 EN
-Camerupt: -100 (99.92) HP, -17 EN
-Greninja: -40 (40.05) HP, -30 EN
-Gardevoir: -56 HP, -27 EN

Maxim:
XXXAXO

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Jayelt413:

Johnny
Expert Belt
HP: 27
EN: 72
Stats: 1/3/6/3/130/2/3
Levitate
Technician
Mold Breaker
No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other

Maxim · Aug 16, 2016

w/Destiny Knot

Maxim · Aug 24, 2016

DQ Warning jayelt413

JJayyFeather · Aug 25, 2016

Switch Phase
Greninja OUT, Lucario @ Solar Ray IN
Mega Gardevoir OUT, Dragonite @ Expert Belt IN

Lucario (M) @ Solar Ray

Cross Chop (Pyroar) | Focus Blast (Pyroar) | Cross Chop (Pyroar)

IF Pyroar is under P/E OR DE, THEN Dig (Pyroar)

Dragonite (M) @ Expert Belt

Hurricane (Hawlucha) | Hydro Pump (Pyroar) | Focus Blast (Pyroar)

IF Hawlucha is under P/E, THEN Focus Blast (Pyroar) and push back
IF Pyroar is under P/E OR DE AND Hawlucha is KO'd, THEN Dive (Pyroar)

JJayyFeather · Aug 29, 2016

Maxim

Maxim · Aug 29, 2016

Hawlucha: Bounce (Lucario) x3

Pyroar: Overheat + Hyper Beam combo (Lucario)~Cooldown (Overheat)~Fire Fang (Lucario)

The Wanderer · Sep 1, 2016

Maxim:
XXXAXA

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Yeah, not gonna lie, this experiment turned out way worse than I thought.

You just didn't wanna do the fluff, you lazy bastard.

That, too. Either way, fight's over, Jay and his waifu win.

Who, the butt girl from Overwatch?

Yeah, Tracer.

Who is also shit, because she is not D.Va.

Well now we know who Ben-chan's waifu is.

Lorelei from Ultrabattle?

Order: Lucario, Hawlucha, Pyroar, Dragonite

Action 1 (Priority: Lucario, Hawlucha, Dragonite, Hawlucha, Pyroar)
Aura Knight used Cross Chop! (Target: Pyroar)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9200): 8318 = Hit
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 3753 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((10 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5) + 2 = 23.75 damage!
LUCHADORE SUPREME!!! leapt into the air!
Malfoy used Hurricane! (Target: Hawlucha)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7000): 6988 = Just barely.
-Crit chance: 3516 = NOPE.
-Damage: (22 + 3 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 45 DAMAGE!!!
1...2...3! LUCHADORE SUPREME!!! HAS FALLEN!!!
Lon'qu used Sky Scorcher! (Target: Lucario)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 1897 = Hit
-Crit chance: 8710 = NOPE.
-Damage: (28 + 3 + 2 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 51.75 DAMAGE!!!
-Energy cost: (19 * 1.5) - 1 = 27.5 EN
Lon'qu's Special Attack tanked! (-2 SpA, 1r)
Numbers:
-Hawlucha: -28(!) HP
-Pyroar: -23.75(!) HP, -27.5 EN
-Dragonite: -7 EN
-Lucario: -51.75(Holy shit!) HP, -6 EN

Action 2
Aura Knight used Focus Blast! (Target: Pyroar)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8200): 5358 = Hit
-Crit chance: 1609 = NOPE.
-Damage: (12 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 27 damage!
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 4607 = NOPE.
Lon'qu must cool down!
Malfoy used Hydro Pump! (Target: Pyroar)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8000): 521 = Hit
-Crit chance: 1702 = NOPE.
-Damage: (11 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 24 damage!
Numbers:
-Pyroar: -51(Holy shit!) HP
-Dragonite: -8 EN
-Lucario: -7 EN

Action 3
Aura Knight used Cross Chop! (Target: Pyroar)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9200): 648 = Hit
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 7170 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((10 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5) + 2 = 23.75 damage!
Lon'qu used Fire Fang! (Target: Lucario)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 5478 = Hit
-Crit chance: 6268 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 17.25 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 1000): 8119 = NOPE.
Malfoy used Focus Blast! (Target: Pyroar)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7000): 583 = ...do we really need to go over this?
-Damage: (11 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 24 damage!
GAME OVER, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Pssssh!*
Numbers:
-Pyroar: -27.25(!) HP, -4 EN
-Dragonite: -8 EN
-Lucario: -17.25 HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Hawlucha: -28 HP
-Pyroar: -100 HP, -32 (31.5) EN
-Dragonite: -23 EN
-Lucario: -69 HP, -19 EN

Maxim:
XXXXXX

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Jayelt413:

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Prizes:

Maxim:
+4 CC
Hydreigon: +3 MC
Dedenne: +3 MC and 1 AC
Arghonaut: +3 MC
Hawlucha: +4 MC
Camerupt: +3 MC
Pyroar: +3 MC

Jayelt413:
+23 (4 + 6 + 3 + 4 + 6) CC
Gardevoir: CC Bonus (6 + 3 KOC)
Dragonite: +3 MC and 2 KOC
Greninja: CC Bonus (4)
Lucario: +3 MC
Sableye: +3 MC
Stratagem: CC Bonus (5 + 1 KOC)

The Wanderer:
+28 UC

Keep circulating the tapes.

JJayyFeather · Sep 1, 2016

Sableye never was sent out, so

Sableye @ Heart Scale

:D

GG Maxim

Maxim vs. Jayelt413! Death Durants from Beyond Pluto!

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