League of Legends: Let's Talk About uhhh??

Jebus McAzn said:
TSM’s team work is legendary throughout the League of Legends community. Even among the rest of the pros it stands as the pinnacle of unity. However, such unity is not easily obtained…

As Chaox sat in the darkness pondering his thoughts, Xpecial entered the room. “Turn on a light or you’ll strain your eyes and won’t be able to CS for me” Xpecial said with a joking, yet caring voice. “Oh…sorry…haha…” Chaox replied. “What’s wrong?” “…Well, the Oddone and Rainman have been arguing a lot again and I’m a little worried that it can be detrimental to our team synergy.” “Not everyone can be in sync as well as us, we’ve had a little more…practice” Xpecial said with a coy grin on his face. “Oh, that reminds me we haven’t ‘practiced’ in a while…and to be honest, it pains me” Chaox answered. “Sorry, we’ve been so busy scrimming and going to tournaments that my body isn’t ready.” “Don’t worry about the small details so much Xpecial, but then again I guess that’s why you’re the support” Chaox joked as he stared into Xpecial’s soul. “D-Don’t stare like that” Xpecial muttered “you know it makes me….sensitive.” “It’s alright” reassured Chaox as he took off his shirt “I’ll carry you.” Chaox proceeded to take off his pants while Xpecial whispered gently “critical hit” as he saw Chaox’s delicate luggage flop out. Soon both carry and support were sprawled softly on the floor of the dimly room when a disturbance was heard….

At the apex of their physical endearments, Chaox and Xpecial looked up to see none other than Rainman and Oddone enter the room arguing about champion viability. They choked on the very words they spoke as they walked onto Chaox and Xpecial choking on a little more than words. “What…what’s going on?” Rainman managed to utter. “Good timing gentlemen” Chaox responded “It’s about time you two learned to work together, as a team.” “What the hell do you mean, you maniacal nutjob” the Oddone retorted. “Nutjob is a good way to put it” chuckled Xpecial “You two are constantly arguing and we believe it’s because there’s unsung tension between each of you.” “I-I don’t know what you’re talking about Xpecial, but Oddone never ganks for me” belted the Rainman. “I always gank for you, (BAN ME PLEASE).” “Prove it then.” “Fine!” squealed Oddone “I’ll gank you right now!” The Oddone then proceeded to disrobe himself in a fashion that can only be described as ‘fascinating’. “W-what is this” blushed Rainman. “I’m ganking you…from behind because I don’t want to disturb that ward in your front bush” Oddone managed to whisper. “O-okay, then at least let me feel the strength of your bottom tower” Rainman replied. He slowly took off each article of clothing and as he stood there an audible gasp could be heard from the Oddone. “I never knew you had a Needlessly Large Rod…” Oddone said as his pale skin turned to a crimson visible even in the twilight covered room. The Oddone’s member dripped, aching for the feel of Rainman’s abyssal depths. “W-welcome to Summoner’s…… HHHNNNNNNNGGGGGG……Rift” Rainman gasped as he convulsed for air as the Oddone filled his great crevice. Chaox leaned over and gently whispered in in Xpecial’s ear “Finally, they’re team mates.” “Yea” Xpecial panted as he felt Chaox’s B.F Sword, “All we need now is our fearless leader.”

As if summoned by a queue from the League itself, Reginald entered the room with a god-like demeanor that rivaled even Zeus himself. “I see you’re all practicing without me” Reginald said coldly. “Regi…” Rainman exhaled. Without a moment’s hesitation, Reginald took off his pants to reveal a Black cleaver. “Let me show you guys my aggressive play style” he said slyly. Reginald walked slowly over to where the Oddone was exploring Rainman’s jungle. “Regi” the Oddone panted between heaves “err….Big Daddy…can you show me your explosive AP burst?” “If by AP you mean African-Penis, then yes, I can” Reginald chortled. Reginald licked Rainman’s ear and whispered softly “You’re relieved of your duties, brave soldier. You need more magic resist to handle what’s coming next.” As he slammed his massive fully charged Rod of Ages into Oddone’s fanny, Oddone shrilled at the top of his lungs as he clung to consciousness from both the pain and sweet, sweet, pleasure his precious jungle was experiencing. Reginald was approaching climax quickly from Oddone’s supple hiney. “D-daddy, I knew when I joined TSM that only you could calm my never ending rage” Oddone wheezed. Just as he finished that very sentence, Reginald unleashed his ultimate, which had the force of a thousand white hot suns crashing into Earth. Reginald’s load missed the Oddone, blasting Chaox and Xpecial with such force that they collided with Rainman who was several feet away. “It feels good to finally practice as a team” Xpecial said as he caressed Chaox gently in his arms.

As dawn approached TSM’s lodgings and sunlight trickled through the windows, the weary members beamed with a sense of accomplishment and camaraderie. At last, the sun rose into the blistering, endless sky and shone down upon our heroes. With a slight smile forming within the corner of Chaox’s docile mouth he said “I’m glad I streamed this for my marathon.”
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I would never want to meet someone like you in a dark alleyway.
 
hahahahahaha Rengar just seems like the most pubstomp thing ever with that item lol

he has a pretty neat design and seems fun to play, maybe i'll save for him

maybe not
 
Jaxx said:
Let's see here. For a start, Renekton can be hard to carry with after the 30 minute mark as he starts to become less useful. If you're winning your lane hard you should always take advantage of that and help the other lanes out if they are having problems. Even warding for your team where they should be. As Renekton you want to finish the game as early as possible, so try to demoralise the enemy team into wanting to surrender. Otherwise I suggest playing champions that scale well into late game making you more effective in teamfights.

Just don't be one of those guys who sits in their lane all day, win it and then complain about other lanes when you could assist them in a variety of different ways. ALSO stay positive!
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Yeah I was gonna say its pretty hard to carry as renekton if you dont end it very fast. Had a game where I did really bad top as rumble vs renekton (idk why I picked rumble vs renekton when its a bad match up for him). Anyways I did bad and renekton did good, but as we got to late game he wasnt an issue at all.


Anyways I have started playing top a little more and when I win my lane or shove minions to tower because my opponent is getting zoned. I try to invade jungle or help mid for a gank. Or even come down and force a dragon fight.

Also yeah Iron Solari Leona is one of the best skins in the game, I might buy leona + the skin, shes a sick support anyways and when I rarely play ADC it seems that a leona always carrys me in lane.
 
So I tried out the new Katarina on PBE since she is probably the closest to my main. It took a little getting used to but I really like this rework. She was well due something like this and after hearing rumors of Riot adding mana to Katarina I was on the verge of tears. Thankfully they did pretty much exactly what Katarina needed. Her new Q makes helps Katarina's early game with used to be plain awful, and with the new W she can farm pretty well. I think one of the best changes to her, in my opinion is how her Ult has a cap on how many enemy champs it can hit.

I've been trying out a couple of different builds and I've switched skill priority from R-Q-E-W to R-W-Q-E. A lot of people seem to this W is useless but if leveled first it can be extremely effective for both farming an harass as the extra movement speed it gives makes for a nice E-W combo.
 
Morgana just isn't fair in the early game. If your opponent gives you ONE decent enough opportunity and you can land your Q and get the W down along with a few auto-attacks, your opponent just lost half of his health or more. If you can nail these opportunities enough it's just so easy to win the lane and get ridiculously fed.
 
Jaxx said:
I think one of the best changes to her, in my opinion is how her Ult has a cap on how many enemy champs it can hit.
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She has always been able to hit 3 champs max with her ult. Her new particles and sound effects are SICK.

But anyway tried Rengar on the PBE and he's pretty damn fun. His passive can make up for some really inventive strategies since it doesn't have a cooldown so you can just go into any brush to activate it however often you want. Would also make him an awesome chaser in the jungle. He also sounds like a really good ganking jungler, since all lanes have brushes from where he can trigger his passive, and he has reliable CC. His ult has some of the coolest effects and mechanics I've ever seen btw.
 
Ovvo!
Really liking the visual updates to Katarina. I don't play PBE so I didn't know about the upcoming patch. Rengar does look pretty cool as well, definitely getting him.
 
Just bought Morgana after deciding I want someone to carry more with.

My team won, and I won my lane and had the most farm, but I felt like I wasn't doing anything in teamfights. Small skirmishes I thought were fine, but in full-blown 5v5s I just melted. I ended up going like 5/11/16 or something.

My hunch is that I just don't have the positioning down (I also forgot to Zhonya's like 8 million times). So uh. How to positioning.

Also thanks to everyone who gave me tips regarding carrying; I certainly didn't use them that game but everything that was mentioned is something I'll keep in mind.
 
basically what yeti said
flash if you have to

most of the time if your frontline is distracting enough or if you catch someone with Q, you can just shield yourself and walk in

press r

press zhonyas if you're being focused

gg win teamfight
 
Does anyone use NVIDEA Geforce GTX 260?? This is the video card I have right now, but it keeps saying Display driver NVIDEA Windows Kernel Mode Driver version 301.42 (the driver I use right now) has stopped responding and has recovered. I've had this same issue with other drivers. This same problem also happens while I'm on the internet. Now, when I play LOL, I don't get the recovery error mentioned above, but I assume that's what happening. I can't handle these constant errors! It's gotten so bad they even cause the "blue screen of death" occasionally. Can someone help???
 
So I'm approaching level 20 and should be considering my runes soon. What runes are considered good buys? I know that Greater Seal of Resilience is viable on literally every champion in the game and the top seal choice for most of them anyways, so I'll be dropping 1/2k ips on those. But besides that, there are obviously some runes that see more use than others, and some runes that are never ever used at all. Even more annoying is the whole Greater Glyph of Shielding vs Warding debate (especially for junglers), and I have no clue which of the two to get. There are also situational picks like Marks of Alacrity vs Desolation vs Strength, which depend on the champs. I haven't purchased any rune pages, as I find them a waste of money and cost too many IPs, so I need to make these two pages count lol. Even if I do pick up the rune pages, it seems that so many champs have niche rune pages that it'd be impossible to accomodate all of them, so I think it's best for me to build a few "catch all" pages until I find those 3/4 champs in each position that I commit to.

So basically, I'm looking to see which Runes besides Seal of Resilience fit on multiple builds for many many champs and also know the pros and cons of something such as Glyph of Shileding vs Glyph of Warding debate.
 
two basic rune pages

flat attack damage marks
flat armor seals
flat magic resist glyphs
flat attack damage quints

flat magic pen marks
flat mana regen seals
flat magic resist glyphs
flat ability power quints

and you dont even need the mreg seals for your ap page...

as for flat vs scaling mr, it comes down to how much magic damage you expect to take in the laning phase
 
Thorns said:
two basic rune pages

flat attack damage marks
flat armor seals
flat magic resist glyphs
flat attack damage quints

flat magic pen marks
flat mana regen seals
flat magic resist glyphs
flat ability power quints

and you dont even need the mreg seals for your ap page...

as for flat vs scaling mr, it comes down to how much magic damage you expect to take in the laning phase
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those are the only two runepages i've ever used (aside from briefly experimenting with hp quints and arPen marks)

Though if you are planning on jungling at some stage, i'd also reccomend getting a thrid runepage with AS marks and possibly movespeed quints for Mundo, Udyr, Shyv etc.

And Gp5 quints are reaally good for support.
 
Byrne said:
I have discovered this now! She's quite enjoyable to use.
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HOW TO PLAY MORGANA by JAXX

boots start for the mobility and take q for binds because they are strong! remember to help the jangle leash! or help invade their jangle since the bind can secure easy first blood. get 3 points in w and now the opponents weep as your w will take out a whole wave by itself. getting ganked??? take a point in e! congratz! youre now ungankable with a nice damage shield and immunity to all cc. next, max q for tons of damage, need to back? easy, 2 dorans sorcs and then start on that zhoynas. having a hard match up in lane? just sit at your turret and w anytime its up for tons of farm! team fights are approaching?? flash r zhoynas, gg you just either stunned everyone or made them split making their ap and ad carries (depending on if its mid or late game) very open for your teams focus! but jaxx my flash isnt up :( no worries silly! just be patent and wait for either, an enemy to get out of position or your q to land on an important target! push lanes and win!

For the record though, I love Morgana and I don't think any part of her is "OP".
 
Jaxx said:
HOW TO PLAY MORGANA by JAXX

boots start for the mobility and take q for binds because they are strong! remember to help the jangle leash! or help invade their jangle since the bind can secure easy first blood. get 3 points in w and now the opponents weep as your w will take out a whole wave by itself. getting ganked??? take a point in e! congratz! youre now ungankable with a nice damage shield and immunity to all cc. next, max q for tons of damage, need to back? easy, 2 dorans sorcs and then start on that zhoynas. having a hard match up in lane? just sit at your turret and w anytime its up for tons of farm! team fights are approaching?? flash r zhoynas, gg you just either stunned everyone or made them split making their ap and ad carries (depending on if its mid or late game) very open for your teams focus! but jaxx my flash isnt up :( no worries silly! just be patent and wait for either, an enemy to get out of position or your q to land on an important target! push lanes and win!

For the record though, I love Morgana and I don't think any part of her is "OP".
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lol, this is pretty much how I've started playing her. I usually get boots and a couple potions, make my magical boots, get zhoynas, then rod of ages, and then i dont really care anymore because im so busy dominating everyone's face.
 
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