laughs in D/P...

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aquasuicune said:
WTH? That's not possible without a quick claw. Level 46 weavile with a -speed nature and no EV's or IV's in speed has a speed of 108. +Speed Lucario with 252 speed EV's and a 31 speed IV has a speed of 105.
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Well it happened and I wasn't using a Quick Claw, nor a Choice Scarf, nor an X-speed. I just got lucky though I did open with Force Palm on that battle and got a lucky hit with Paralyze (I managed to remember that, Force Palm did like 1/10 damage) so it wasn't a OHKO. I was thinking of the Sneasel battle in Galactic HQ when he had just evolved into a Lucario.

Still though, it was a bit freaky to see a Level 46 Weaville get knocked out by that kind of hit from something 17 levels lower than it. O_O I've only seen something like that once before when my Level 42 Lapras (it ended up growing 2-3 levels by the end of the match) nearly wiped out all of Lance's team in Crystal (save for Gyarados who I threw my Typhlosion at and Thunderpunched it)
 
This isn't an actual quote from the game, but I had a dream a week or so before all the D/P Pokemon's English names were revealed. Well, it wasn't a dream so much as a nightmare, because it consisted of me finding out that Aruseus's English name was--and I kid you not--JuiceDemon. No explanation, no reason for the name, just JuiceDemon.

Now if I ever get an Arceus, you can guess what I'll nickname it.
 
Tyto Alba said:
This isn't an actual quote from the game, but I had a dream a week or so before all the D/P Pokemon's English names were revealed. Well, it wasn't a dream so much as a nightmare, because it consisted of me finding out that Aruseus's English name was--and I kid you not--JuiceDemon. No explanation, no reason for the name, just JuiceDemon.

Now if I ever get an Arceus, you can guess what I'll nickname it.
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Reminds me of a dream where I was being chased by geese until some random guy threw a Mudkip at them and they left me alone.

The sad thing is that I could interpret that dream perfectly.
 
Metagross

Pokedex says - Metagross is the result of two METANG achieving fusion. When hunting, this POKEMON pins it prey down to the ground under its massive body. It then eats the helpless victim using the large mouth on its stomach.

Eating pokemon alive. Lol
 
After Candice told that guard I was allowed to go into the Snowpoint Temple, I ran back to her gym to find that she was already back there. I thought it was kinda funny.
 
Rodan said:
Metagross

Pokedex says - Metagross is the result of two METANG achieving fusion. When hunting, this POKEMON pins it prey down to the ground under its massive body. It then eats the helpless victim using the large mouth on its stomach.

Eating pokemon alive. Lol
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Pinsir

It grips prey with it's pincers until the prey is torn in half. What it can't tear, it tosses far.

Yuck. But judging from the anime it can't even tear a Metapod.
 
The Town Map says that Route 229 is continuously swept by a sandstorm that "is blown horizontally".

Horizontally? As opposed to vertically, like from the sky to the ground? Good thing it didn't say "from the right to the left" as well.
 
HOLY SPIT.

I'm level training my Growlithe (EV training is done) against a Steelix and when he used Dragonbreath it looked like he was pissing out raspberry sorbet.
 
Thorn, I took my DS to school one day, and in the middle of Victory Road I fought a Steelix, and when it used Dragonbreath, my friend look over my shoulder (who has no interest in Pok'emon whatsoever) and said, "What the fuck, is that jizz?"
Also, I have a Meditite that apparently loves to eat.
And this isn't really a laugh, but a month or so before Diamond came out, I had a vocabulary lesson, where one of the words was crestfallen. Because of the "Crest" prefix, it immediately reminded me of Cresselia. For some reason, that word haunted me soon after for a very long time.
When I then bought Diamond and watched the intro, the TV screen with purple mountains in the background, I believe said some stuff about Team Galactic. One of the last words they used in that blob of text was "crestfallen."
I was horrified.
 
It amuses me that Eevee, Chikorita, and Togepi are 7 M/1 F, since they're pretty girly.

Of course I know the reason why, but it still amuses me.
 
Wow, my Dragonite got beaten by a Level 41 Purugly, here's how it went...

A wild Purugly appeared!

Go! Falcon! (Shroomish)

Falcon! Come back!

Go! Kirian! (Dragonite)

Purugly used Swagger

Kirian's Attack sharply rose! Kirian was confused!

Kirian's confused! Kirian hurt itself in confusion! (Massive HP loss)

Purugly used Swagger!

Kirian's Attack sharply rose!

Kirian is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! (Little HP left...)

Purugly used Slash!

Kirian fainted!


.........PURUGLY YOU SON OF AAAAAA...!!!!! -kills with random Lugia- >.> ...Christ, I hate you Purugly.
 
Some scientist in the hotel restraunt after i beat him.

"I am not happy with the results. Let's drink up..."

I found that funny.
 
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