If we are doing that, I might as well make this joke:
I'd take the deal personally, she won't go any lower.
"Your mom and girlfriend get along!" (I was doing multiple variants of the joke and they collided).
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"Your mom and girlfriend get along!" (I was doing multiple variants of the joke and they collided).
This thread has a distinct lack of top percentages Rattata.
Also phone calls in GSC. "My $SHITTY_POKEMON_1 is developing great" and "I almost caught $SHITTY_POKEMON_2 yesterday." spoken with such pride.
Also phone calls in GSC. "My $SHITTY_POKEMON_1 is developing great" and "I almost caught $SHITTY_POKEMON_2 yesterday." spoken with such pride.
What?
I strongly assume that he alludes to the fact that in the G/S/C games and the remakes you'd constantly receive annoying phone calls from naggy trainers that never had anything better to do than trying to impress you by constantly bragging about how their insignificant Pokémon just defeated yet another insignificant Pokémon in a battle just now.
The most famous example probably has to be Youngster Joey, constantly talking about how his Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas.
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Those. I don't remember the exact words.
Sorry for the geeky syntax I used, btw.
Well, we all know that one. But if you insist on the more famous ones:
"I like shorts. They comfy and easy to wear."
I remember a Charmander in Super Mystery Dungeon saying "Maybe I shouldn't let the flame in my tail go out."
What was he thinking before I talked to him?
What was he thinking before I talked to him?
That's not really "hilarious" but more "unfortunate implication".
"Eeeek, it's 61.6 inches! I've never seen anything like this! You deserve a reward!"
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"I want to see a much, much bigger HERACROSS than that one. Oh, how I adore them, big HERACROSS!"
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"I want to see a much, much bigger HERACROSS than that one. Oh, how I adore them, big HERACROSS!"
"Strong Pokemon. Weak Pokemon. That is the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with the Pokemon they love best."
haha, now that's a good one!
haha, now that's a good one!
So I don't know if anyone here has done Pokémon Contest Spectaculars, but I just got the quote of the week from one starring the savage announcer.
"It failed to outdo the last Pokémon. How lackluster..."
The last Pokémon was a Gyarados that had used Hyper Beam last turn. I kind of feel sorry for the poor mon that went on after it.
"It failed to outdo the last Pokémon. How lackluster..."
The last Pokémon was a Gyarados that had used Hyper Beam last turn. I kind of feel sorry for the poor mon that went on after it.
But isn't there a guy in ORAS who says "sometimes you have to use pokes you don't like" or words to that effect?
"It's one thing to enjoy leisurely battles, but real battles can be a severe trial. Truly strong Trainers sometimes must be prepared to choose Pokemon that can win rather than their favorite Pokemon." - Old Dude, Battle Resort ORAS
(Not that it's by any means a funny quote, just pointing it out)
"Lately my Gym's waterfall device has been malfunction... Aaaaahh! Boomwhooshoowhooshoowhooshoowhooshoowhooshoowhooshoowhooshoowhooshoowhoosh...! " - Chuck , HGSS
"Oops! I so sorry! You not hurt, okay?"- Rocket Grunt, GSC / HGSS
"Yo! Legend in the making! Since Misty was away, I went out for some fun, too. He-he-he." - Gym Guide, GSC / HGSS
"YUCK! Shouldn't have looked." - Red, RBY (while abroad the S.S. Anne)
"Oops! I so sorry! You not hurt, okay?"- Rocket Grunt, GSC / HGSS
"Yo! Legend in the making! Since Misty was away, I went out for some fun, too. He-he-he." - Gym Guide, GSC / HGSS
"YUCK! Shouldn't have looked." - Red, RBY (while abroad the S.S. Anne)
"Good! Then listen up! My favorite Rapidash... It... cute... lovely... smart... plus... amazing... you think so?... oh yes... it... stunning... kindly... love it! Hug it... when... sleeping... warm and cuddly... spectacular... ravishing... ...Oops! Look at the time! I kept you too long! Thanks for hearing me out! I want you to have this!"
- Pokémon Fan Club Chairman, Red, Blue, Yellow, FireRed, LeafGreen
- Pokémon Fan Club Chairman, Red, Blue, Yellow, FireRed, LeafGreen
I don't think this has been posted yet.
From the Sushi High Roller in X/Y.
From the Sushi High Roller in X/Y.
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A Mae West reference and a relevant pun in the same sentence? Score!I don't think this has been posted yet.
From the Sushi High Roller in X/Y.
