Congrats to the winners. Apologies if any of this comes off harsher than intended between the Internet's lack of tone and tiredness:
GLACEMONS SLATE 05 WINNERS:
01.
Sandsear Storm | Wildbolt Storm | Bleakwind Storm | Springtide Storm: It's weird to be glad to see these win and have voted for these in general when none of the genies really need the boost, but it's at least nice to see these otherwise useless moves become actually usable.
02.
Quicksand Drain: Good to see someone else buff Sand, especially after I vowed to take a break from that.
03.
Scythe Limbs: I was considering voting for this, but then I noticed it
isn't flagged as Slicing (?!), which is completely unintuitive if intentional given the name. Otherwise it should be fine even if I don't care to give Scizor(-Mega) buffs. [/aware that I technically did with the Light Metal buff it will literally never use]
04.
Chick Dance: Meh. I would hope this is actually fine.
05.
Chakra Bullets: This is the one that I'm actually most wary of though just because the conditions for turning it into barely weaker but more consistent Focus Blast seem a bit lax. Probably fine though since the 100 BP version isn't guaranteed even after the boost, and I guess technically 100% accurate Focus Blast exists now anyway due to reworked Ring Target.
06.
Puppet Strings: Glad to see this won.
07.
Pikanium Z / Pikashunium Z: Much like JolteMons's Light Ball before it, I imagine that these will have to be nerfed much sooner than later already just because doubling everything but HP and Spe is pretty absurd even ignoring the abilities as well as the fact that all of these mons can still explode you with a Knock-proof Z-Stone move on top of that, which Crystal Crown isn't saving you from.With these, all Pikachus now have an effective
128 Atk, 098 Def, 118 SpA, and 118 SpD base stats and it only gets nuttier from there with actual investment.
08.
Nautilus Shell: Not really a fan of how overtuned this is either, especially since at least the above brings interesting abilities and typings instead of
another Water/Dragon mon. At least this one explodes you in one or two hits like

Walking Wake used to instead of walling you as you slowly burn to death from Scalding water though I guess. Yay? Even so, I'd probably be fine with it if it wasn't for the Speed boost that means you need to be base 115 Speed--ironically Starmie's speed--or higher with investment to outrun Clawitzer with this thing.
09.
Ring Target: Glad to see this won.
10.
Moody: Glad to see this won. Might want to keep it away from any Booster Energy mons though. Could probably give to

Espathra over Speed Boost if you really wanted to unban that given Sand Veil unfortunately didn't win and given that unlike

Sneasler it's genuinely only Speed Boost keeping that oversized feather duster banned.
11.
Middle Eight: Glad to see this won. Maybe regular Meloetta won't be utterly eclipsed by Pirouette forme this time.
12.
Sinister: Glad to see this won even if it's morbidly funny that it wins at the same time that Scream Tail finally gets a boost.
13.
Stance Change: Meh. We already had one annoying Steel/Ghost. Not sure we why needed to revive the other one even if at least doesn't automatically block Defog like Gholdengo's stupid self, especially since Aegislash isn't deserving of pity even if it's somehow become "outdated".
14.
Pecharunt: Should be good aside from Mortal Spin with Poison Puppeteer potentially being a bit obnoxious given Mortal Spin is guaranteed to Poison and thus confuse with it, which is the main reason I went for

Beartic over it. Nice to have another spinner finally though.
15.
Mantine: I like Mantine...but I'm genuinely confused why this won. I thought people (read: non-Stall users) generally hated Unaware mons and that they especially hated fat Water Unaware mons like

Quagsire and especially

Dondozo, and yet this Mantine is that while simultaneously also getting exploded by strong Electric attacks (and Freeze-Dry) at zero boosts anyway. It's also a bit weird that it's sold as a supposed check to

Gholdengo when that stupid thing has access to Thunderbolt, which 2HKOs it even at max HP and max SpD even if you give it a Calm nature despite Gholdengo's Thunderbolt not even having STAB. Equally unfortunate that this Mantine wins at the same time both that we make a bunch of Huge Power Pikachus
and a special-equivalent to Dragon Dance that will definitely go to at least a few Electric types and mons with Electric coverage. It could be fine, but...yeah.
16.
"All" Paradox Mons: I guess these are fine, and at least we won't need to bother voting on any of them again in theory, but I could really have done without Morning Sun on one of the strongest Paradox mons that isn't banned, and it feels a bit like the already strong ones that weren't banned just got stronger while half of the weaker ones are still...iffy if even they inevitably can't all be winners. That's especially true for poor

Brute Bonnet, which got absolutely
nothing from this, I guess just because it already had Merciless even though it's most likely a poor user of that and needed all the help it could. R.I.P. at officially becoming the

Guzzlord of the Paradox group even more, except Guzzlord will probably get actual buffs this slate between Quicksand Drain, Scythe Limbs, and/or Sinister, so it's likely going to be even worse than that now too. (At least

Slither Wing and

Iron Hands already had a couple of relevant buffs on top of already being decent, so them both missing out too is probably fine.)