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Hector Gold said:
If the vagina is a truth, you must create death on an baby because it is useless. Yet people like me are still alive, and that the world would be unable to support itself without women.


Women are not powerful--they can not invoke change on an society which says it is intrisnically dependent on the strong and powerful to provide guidance. Yes, we have. (see: america)
I am men, man*
and because of that, I happen to be the greatest Pokemon battler of all the time. suuure
One user in the Smogon named junior created an world where I am GGFan. You, GGFAN?! AHAHAHA. It is clear that junior has an fake penis and uses his dirty blood Did we just agree?!
--the opposite of my blood which is royal and pure-- prove it.
to create a truth which does not exist. Did we just agree?!
Junior, you are a liar and a cheater and I will defeat you. gl hf
Actually, I have just made a victory--good game. No, you may have "6-0'ed" me, but all your pokemon were at 20ish! So, it wasn't! IN FACT, I WON!

Now then: another user at the Smogon sang a song about wishing for something grandiose as a result of my presence on the Smogon. lol
I understand this concern, gasp!
but I believe I already asserted my necessity in mankind by being the first man to be the man of the peoples. (see: Obama)
There is nothing to be afraid of: (exempt you)
when you all die, I will make help for you. bs
Moreover, I will help ascertain the truth of the peoples where men can love those whom are better and larger without being accused as an sycophant. Good luck with that!

And because I am the greatest of all time, you damned wish.
I feel a prudent situation would be where those who are small can love as well. wait, does that mean TIK can love you?

Questions are big in the recent weeks. Who? Why? Where? Yeah! Who? Why? WHERE?!
I will make the number one answer, suure
and then ejaculate an sequel which will mollify even the most recalcitrant people who do not believe in the new authority. like us?
Firstly, there is an ubitiquitous, evil power on the Smogon exempt for *name censor!*, we are not.
that beckons for an man of the truth, an man of the peoples, to be here for. So, why are you here?
I am here for the evil power because his penis has deceived many peoples into believing he is something that is magnificent. Did we just agree?!
Number two, in the midst of the munificence of my power, peoples have created the question of what will be the result of this power. uhh... ubering of such a powerful person.
Thus, I ejaculate this information: wait, you are intelliget!?

Because of your hate, because of your malice, I must extract revenge upon you. gl hf
My passion will be the passion of the peoples. The peoples are waiting for your penis. NO THEY AIN'T

Hector Gold, the passion. of what?

COMING SOON an idiot.
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Ending word: Had some laughs, tried a semi-intelligent answer.
 
Lady Salamence, I'm not sure if I'm allowed to call out users for making fucking awful posts yet, but if I could, I would direct it at you. Just so you know.
 
There was a tradie on the train today. he ranted for an hour straight. All I was thinking the whole time was "I swear that guy is Hector"
 
lol ggfan trying to make a comeback to a forum where 9/10 of the users aren't old enough to know how badly he got owned by smogon, and the other 1/10 don't even care enough to laugh at him anymore

0/10 poor troll good luck in 3 more years buddy.
 
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jrrrrrrr said:
lol ggfan trying to make a comeback to a forum where 9/10 of the users aren't old enough to know how badly he got owned by smogon, and the other 1/10 don't even care enough to laugh at him anymore

0/10 poor troll good luck in 3 more years buddy.
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How did ggfan get owned, I need to know please
 
I like how GGfan just knew that Hector Gold was rejected from smogon despite that fact Hector made no reference to it in his post there.

But with that forum it's hard to take anything seriously, surfing through there he will reply to himself on his account as if he was another user and edit other peoples posts.
 
Sy123 said:
How did ggfan get owned, I need to know please
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definitely worth the read. Hmm, these sequence of threads had better end with a bang, and a funny one too with pink fireworks and many grammatical errors, otherwise I shall be disheartened. I do feel as if any ending is going to be anticlimactic given the comments, but hey-ho, I'll read up to "an penis", then keep reading to continue the ongoing process of steadily dismantling my vocabulary.
 
hector gold got banned for being a ggfan alt

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