Frankly, idk why I hate this guy, I just kinda do. Anyway, have fun!
Imagine being nothing more than an overhyped Charizard clone with and then Game Freak saying "F*** You" and taking away your Shiny form's purple flames for over 20 years. Oh, and in the process they gave you a 3D sprite that looks less intimidating than a newborn child. The end result is a Pokémon who has absolutely no reason for me to like its regular form over the Hisuian Form anymore. Thank Arceus that Hisui fixed almost all of those issues.
Yknow I like the whole detective theme of Gumshoos, and its licked back hair and what looks like a trench coat really helps with the vibe. Honestly, who really cares if he looks like that Donald fella? I sure as hell don't.
Isn't it just the cutest? It's like a little Power Ranger! Sure, it ain't no battle-bruisin, ball-bustin world-champion pokemon or anything, but I think that sometimes, a pokemon can just be a darling little ladybug. And in that competition, Ledian is second to none.
Beldum's a cute little claw, isn't it? Look at it, like some sort of alien technology, which probably sums up a lot of Steel-types. Did you know its blood is magnetic? That sounds so ridiculous that it loops around to being cool again. Did we mention its rite of passage upon encountering it? It has a low catch rate and knows a Recoil move, so when you catch it, you're sure as hell gonna be worthy of the mega wrecking ball that is METAGROSS. Enjoy your weapon of destruction, you've earned it.
Cmon LOOK AT HIM! He's joyful as SHIT! You really gonna start hatin on someone havin the time of his LIFE?? You tryin to bring a ray of sun shine down to your state of misery?? It ain't HAPPENING! Not to the likes of YOU!Here's what I want you to do. I want you to switch an Audino in on an ultra-mega-super dangerous Pokemon. Like...CALYREX-SHADOW! Yeah! And then, I want you to sit back and watch the assbeating of the most powerful Pokemon. By an AUDINO.
mucho pokemon. i'll choose stufful. their concepts are funny. on the face of it, they look like cute little bear pokemon. but then you play sun and moon and encounter a stufful. and then it calls for help. and then another stufful appears. do you know what happens next. that's right. THEY WAIL ON EACH OTHER. THIS BEAR POKEMON IS DRIVEN BY SHEER HATRED AND RAGE. IT'S MEANT TO LOOK LIKE A PLUSH, WITH A TAG AND EVERYTHING! THIS IS SATAN IN A PLUSH! honestly? based.
That's easy. If you've chosen Simisear...that means you picked the RIGHT unova starter! the BEST one! yep!
There’s a big difference between those two pairs of Pokémon though. In Audino’s case, it needed a Mega much more than something like Hydreigon would have. But in Flygon’s case, it was the already stronger of the two who stole that Mega Evolution slot (gotta keep it at an even 48 total) from something that could have used it more. And there’s still the whole “overrated because of Cynthia” factor too.
alright, alright ill get on with it. just know i cant get to EVERYONE rn.
Yknow I like the whole detective theme of Gumshoos, and its licked back hair and what looks like a trench coat really helps with the vibe. Honestly, who really cares if he looks like that Donald fella? I sure as hell don't.
Now, for Throh and Swak, those guys are the REAL DEAL when it comes to fighting-types. Now, a lot of people will say that they're just carbon copies of Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee, but those suckers can eat their hearts out. Sawk and Throh are KARATE specialists, straight outta the average Fighting Dojo, and WAY better to boot. They're full-on black belt masters! Where's the Hitmons' black belt? It's probably because they FLUNKED OUT.
Isn't it just the cutest? It's like a little Power Ranger! Sure, it ain't no battle-bruisin, ball-bustin world-champion pokemon or anything, but I think that sometimes, a pokemon can just be a darling little ladybug. And in that competition, Ledian is second to none.
Beldum's a cute little claw, isn't it? Look at it, like some sort of alien technology, which probably sums up a lot of Steel-types. Did you know its blood is magnetic? That sounds so ridiculous that it loops around to being cool again. Did we mention its rite of passage upon encountering it? It has a low catch rate and knows a Recoil move, so when you catch it, you're sure as hell gonna be worthy of the mega wrecking ball that is METAGROSS. Enjoy your weapon of destruction, you've earned it.
As for Unown, you really oughta check out what they've got in the movies. They have these things floating around the edges of space while Dialga and Palkia are battling it out!
Here's what I want you to do. I want you to switch an Audino in on an ultra-mega-super dangerous Pokemon. Like...CALYREX-SHADOW! Yeah! And then, I want you to sit back and watch the assbeating of the most powerful Pokemon. By an AUDINO.
mucho pokemon. i'll choose stufful. their concepts are funny. on the face of it, they look like cute little bear pokemon. but then you play sun and moon and encounter a stufful. and then it calls for help. and then another stufful appears. do you know what happens next. that's right. THEY WAIL ON EACH OTHER. THIS BEAR POKEMON IS DRIVEN BY SHEER HATRED AND RAGE. IT'S MEANT TO LOOK LIKE A PLUSH, WITH A TAG AND EVERYTHING! THIS IS SATAN IN A PLUSH! honestly? based.
That's easy. If you've chosen Simisear...that means you picked the RIGHT unova starter! the BEST one! yep!
..Huh? Least voted Pokemon? Simisear? Pfft. Simisear doesn't care about your dinky titles. The only people who vote in those polls are dim-witted eyesores glued to their computer seats like glue. only the terminally online would have such horrendous taste that they voted a truly good Unova Pokemon.
Y'know...this sort of posting...is REALLY tedious to do. It makes sense that I'm the hyper supreme around here. I mean, it's not like you guys could hype up Pokemon like... INTELEON. or... SNEASLER. Or even something as horrible as... ENAMORUS. Nope. Definitely not you guys.
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Inteleon is unironically my favorite starter this gen (and in general!) so this shall be easy! First and foremost, they evolve from what's probably one of the most adorable things ever just look at them
Not sure about Enamorus, but Inteleon’s one of my favorite starter Pokémon ever from a conceptual standpoint. Just look at this thing. It’s so freaking cool. It starts life as a sad child before turning into an emo teen, but finally gets its big break when it evolves becoming the closest thing Pokémon has to a British Intelligence Agent- Pokémon
Actually Throh is a Judo master, not a Karate master. Point still stands tho.Now, for Throh and Swak, those guys are the REAL DEAL when it comes to fighting-types. Now, a lot of people will say that they're just carbon copies of Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee, but those suckers can eat their hearts out. Sawk and Throh are KARATE specialists, straight outta the average Fighting Dojo, and WAY better to boot. They're full-on black belt masters! Where's the Hitmons' black belt? It's probably because they FLUNKED OUT.
-The Incarnate form isn’t mostly a palette swap like the rest of the Forces of Nature, which is already a plus.
Alright, since we all collectively defended inteleon, let's focus on another water type! Um....
Ah yeah, the pink fish with gigantic lips! That shall be fun! Anyway, good luck!
Honestly? This is a decent Shiny. Faaaaaar from the worst.
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The appeal to this Pokémon is finding an awesome shiny form then realize that it's a male and you don't know what to do with it.
I do not understand the appeal at all.
Came here for this exact same pitch. I don’t care if it’s a cool animal that hasn’t been a Pokémon before. I don’t care it’s a cool unique type combo. This grody ass Pokémon makes me want to throw up whenever I remember it’s painting with partially chewed up food.
