Also speaking of Spartans, one of them is engaged in a life and death struggle with his mortal enemy Zeus. In the greatest of ironies,
shade gets godkilled for posting more than he was told to.
Veedrock was the first to find the body, but as a mute told no one and just walked away, having won the game. The Hylian patented the
Master System, which had an outrageous price tag but an ingenious ad campaign encouraging the youth to break into people's houses and steal their money in order to pay for it.
But no one cares about that, so everyone gathers around a Japanese teenager, seems he has been asking too many questions. "Save me Kefka!"
lambasto yells out, but Kefka was all "Nah bro" and so
lambasto failed his quicktime event and was lynched.
Jeez, young boys are dying left and right in this game. I should have made the Origami Killer a character. Anyway, there's pokemon trainer named
billymills, he went to the beach to try and catch a Krabby and Lanturn, but they weren't Pokemon at all, but instead a dolphin riding a giant enemy crab driving a taxi.
billymills was crushed to death.
Suddenly,
Aura Guardian swoops down on his Arwing to stop this dolphin menace, but the ghost of sparta (get it ghost, because he's dead?) is called in one last time right on top of the ship, crashing it into the ocean.
"Well it looks like my work here is done"
Amelia, the dolphin said.
Amelia went on to make a fitting console, the
Nintendo Dolphin. What?
Up next comes the grisly death of a sexy female Tomb Raider,
UncleSam. He had many allies, but when he was cornered by his enemies he was all "FUCK THIS, THIS IS FUCKING STUPID, THIS IS BULLSHIT" so everyone kinda just wanted him dead in the end.
And last but not least, people must fucking hate mice in jetpacks because
Fangren lost with a whopping -13 HP. Better luck next time!
And with that, the anti-Konami alliance wins! We start with a thieving raccoon,
Goldenknight. "Yes, I came up with these designs myself" he said, unveiling his new console. "I call it the
Playstation 4". Hey wait, oh you thieving raccoon, you stole those plans didn't you? What a rascal.
Next was the plumber,
nook. There was so much anticipation for his console, and he gave the world the
Nintendo Revolution. Sure, some said it was the Wii with a different name, but as far as
nook is concerned if it ain't broke don't fix it.
The artificial man was up next, and so
imperfectluck revealed his console. "You all said it was just a conspiracy theory, but you were wrong. The
Apple iGame does exist, the US government just covered it up to prevent its powerful microchips from falling into the hands of terrorists." Fascinating.
Finally, people actually had to wake up the pirate
zorbees, who had fallen asleep. "What, console?" he muttered, "Just make some sort of
Super Emulator so people can play any game they want, if they know where to find the roms or isos."
Congratulations Veedrock, Amelia, nook, imperfectluck, zorbees, and Goldenknight for winning Card Game Mafia.
Two Segas have won. If you need Sega dead, you better kill the rest before they win too.
It is now Turn 8. The lynch does 4 damage unless altered. The deadline is in 48 hours.