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Epic Pokemon Rap Battles R3: (Love ain't got a thing on my triple beam dreams!)
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What? No.
on an unrelated topic... fml
so my cousins are gone, but my computer isn't working. I sent it in for repairing, and with any luck it will be back within a couple days. Otherwise I'm stuck using my Mom's old computer, which sucks. So I'm hopefully going to submit around the deadline date, with any luck. otherwise, i'll just submit lyrics.
edit: just found out i'll get it tomorrow night. So, with any luck, I'll record the next afternoon.
This. @ Ulttimaa - I know the guest verse thing is meant to be cool/different and all but you literally said a third of your rap and got two of the better rappers in the competition to rap the rest. I have a few friend's either with record labels or looking to be on them so why don't I just get them to drop by to rap half my song while I'm at it.
What everyone else said, it's 500 miles away. In any case I just got home right now for the first time since the round started actually (by catching an Aeroplane, even though I could have "walked really quick"). I don't know what the holdup is on your end (did you specifically want to go last or were you busy over Easter?) but either way I just want both of us to get a recording in :).
http://soundcloud.com/corkscrew129/magikarp-vs-flygon
Lyrics:
It’s the hip-hopping flip-flopping king of the seas
M-A-G-I-K-A-R-P
And please; don’t underestimate me
You see I’m much more threatening than I seem.
Back in the days of blue and red, I was on all the teams
Charizard and Gyarados reigned supreme
An old rod, an EXP share were all you would need
Get me to level 20, and realise your dreams!
Let’s take a look at my foe - Flygon
Seems to me just a weaker Garchomp
And seeing as I beat that beast in round one
Taking you down will just be a bit of fun
You seem to like the strategy of hit and run
Spamming U-turn till the match is done
I’m not going anywhere, I’ll stay and fight
While you sit back and let the other MCs take the mic
Ulttimaa- Can’t even fight your own battles
How’s supposed to get me rattled?
You’re crappy approach is leaving me baffled
Am I supposed to be intimidated by this mindless babble?
Okay. I may be exaggerating
And I may not be the best at battling
But when the Pokémon franchise is dead and gone
Who’s gonna remember a shitty Flygon.
So just you remember who has the most fame
I got all the mansions, the bitches, you’re just lame
Living in the shadow of Salamence and Dragonite
See they’re the dragons who can actually fight.
What’s wrong? I made too big a splash?
Or are you just fearing a flail and focus sash?
Am I making you outraged, ‘cos I’ve got all the swag?
Don’t you know it- I’ve got this victory in the bag.
M-A-G-I-K-A-R-P
And please; don’t underestimate me
You see I’m much more threatening than I seem.
Back in the days of blue and red, I was on all the teams
Charizard and Gyarados reigned supreme
An old rod, an EXP share were all you would need
Get me to level 20, and realise your dreams!
Let’s take a look at my foe - Flygon
Seems to me just a weaker Garchomp
And seeing as I beat that beast in round one
Taking you down will just be a bit of fun
You seem to like the strategy of hit and run
Spamming U-turn till the match is done
I’m not going anywhere, I’ll stay and fight
While you sit back and let the other MCs take the mic
Ulttimaa- Can’t even fight your own battles
How’s supposed to get me rattled?
You’re crappy approach is leaving me baffled
Am I supposed to be intimidated by this mindless babble?
Okay. I may be exaggerating
And I may not be the best at battling
But when the Pokémon franchise is dead and gone
Who’s gonna remember a shitty Flygon.
So just you remember who has the most fame
I got all the mansions, the bitches, you’re just lame
Living in the shadow of Salamence and Dragonite
See they’re the dragons who can actually fight.
What’s wrong? I made too big a splash?
Or are you just fearing a flail and focus sash?
Am I making you outraged, ‘cos I’ve got all the swag?
Don’t you know it- I’ve got this victory in the bag.
...What? I said nearly all of my verse, except for two lines. I wrote both of those lines and asked Dis to say them because he did the voice well.
Sal didn't rap any of it, all he did was the intro which isn't part of the rap, so I don't understand how 1/8 is now equal to 2/3.
I didn't have a problem with the intro/guest by the way, I think it's fair game as long as it's at a minimum, like with mattj's wife on the chorus or a couple of lines here and there. It's not like they wrote these other guys wrote the lines (I don't think), so I don't see the problem with it.
ANYWAY
"NIGGAS ON THE CORNER I AINT FORGET YOU NIGGAS, MY TRIPLE BEAM NIGGAS"
VICTIM: Metagross
SONG: http://soundcloud.com/daletterel/the-marowak-commandments
BEAT: Ten Crack Commandments - Notorious B.I.G.
ANYWAY
"NIGGAS ON THE CORNER I AINT FORGET YOU NIGGAS, MY TRIPLE BEAM NIGGAS"
VICTIM: Metagross
SONG: http://soundcloud.com/daletterel/the-marowak-commandments
BEAT: Ten Crack Commandments - Notorious B.I.G.
Commandment #1 is don’t fuck with me
Numbers 2-10 you’ll hear posthumously
Marowak in the building with a bone to pick
With a dumb robot who thinks that his flow is sick
If you enter my Room, Trick, you’re already doomed, bitch
I’m Bone Thug, beat this metal drum ‘n Harmony, perfect pitch
Strongest ‘mon ever, 568 attack, above legendary
If you aren’t banded, I pronounce you dead, not Chuck and Larry
Try to fight back, ground vs steel? The conclusion’s known
Fatass, go and eat my earthquake for the OHKO
Yo, seriously, have you stepped on a scale to check your weight?
You’re so fat you make Snorlax look like he’s Jenny fuckin Craig
I’m phat like Big Pun, you’re metagrosser than scat
Blast those posts you call legs into Cryonics like Metang @
You think you’re gangsta just because you can rap in Ebonics?
Bitch please; here’s a lesson from Hooked on Phonics
Meta- is Greek for after, alternately means beyond
The great beyond beckons, after I beat you down with this song
My metaphors leave you impotent, judges ask what’s a Meta for?
Your metal four iron legs are golf clubs I’m swinging; FORE!
I’m a swinger, but you don’t even swing both ways
Genderless freak, you’re so weird, that you’ll never get laid
Your breeding group would rather die than fiddle your gadget, son
You’re the only hunk of metal that can’t attract a Magneton
You try to act tough in OU, keep your sex life hush hush?
Word’s out; you better prepare your rear for the Bone Rush
Bone you so hard, I should probably get my rubber
Oh wait, I forgot, the only thing you breed with is Flubber!
Word to your mother, I’ll make an exception for your ass
After you get your brain smashed, we can do the Monster Mash
Necrophiliac, it’ll be a graveyard smash
(Yo, that’s whack!) Nah, that’s Gross after he got whacked
By Marowak, yeah, bow down to your king
My crown is your skull, my scepter your leg, my throne the other three
I’m Nero, prance around Rome playing a Perish Song
Gone crazy from Thrashing metal, I’m Slayer, you’re a con
No treasure chest when I cracked open where X marks the spot
Giant enemy crab took massive damage; all I got’s a hollow rock?
Zero brain matter inside, young years took a toll on your health
Take Down some notes, -dum kid, stop hitting yourself
Really, Take Down without Rock Head? I resolve
That the only bonehead here is you, took ages to evolve
Pokedex says you’re a super computer? It’s dead wrong
When I’m done, you’ll end up like a TI: Dead and Gone
Numbers 2-10 you’ll hear posthumously
Marowak in the building with a bone to pick
With a dumb robot who thinks that his flow is sick
If you enter my Room, Trick, you’re already doomed, bitch
I’m Bone Thug, beat this metal drum ‘n Harmony, perfect pitch
Strongest ‘mon ever, 568 attack, above legendary
If you aren’t banded, I pronounce you dead, not Chuck and Larry
Try to fight back, ground vs steel? The conclusion’s known
Fatass, go and eat my earthquake for the OHKO
Yo, seriously, have you stepped on a scale to check your weight?
You’re so fat you make Snorlax look like he’s Jenny fuckin Craig
I’m phat like Big Pun, you’re metagrosser than scat
Blast those posts you call legs into Cryonics like Metang @
You think you’re gangsta just because you can rap in Ebonics?
Bitch please; here’s a lesson from Hooked on Phonics
Meta- is Greek for after, alternately means beyond
The great beyond beckons, after I beat you down with this song
My metaphors leave you impotent, judges ask what’s a Meta for?
Your metal four iron legs are golf clubs I’m swinging; FORE!
I’m a swinger, but you don’t even swing both ways
Genderless freak, you’re so weird, that you’ll never get laid
Your breeding group would rather die than fiddle your gadget, son
You’re the only hunk of metal that can’t attract a Magneton
You try to act tough in OU, keep your sex life hush hush?
Word’s out; you better prepare your rear for the Bone Rush
Bone you so hard, I should probably get my rubber
Oh wait, I forgot, the only thing you breed with is Flubber!
Word to your mother, I’ll make an exception for your ass
After you get your brain smashed, we can do the Monster Mash
Necrophiliac, it’ll be a graveyard smash
(Yo, that’s whack!) Nah, that’s Gross after he got whacked
By Marowak, yeah, bow down to your king
My crown is your skull, my scepter your leg, my throne the other three
I’m Nero, prance around Rome playing a Perish Song
Gone crazy from Thrashing metal, I’m Slayer, you’re a con
No treasure chest when I cracked open where X marks the spot
Giant enemy crab took massive damage; all I got’s a hollow rock?
Zero brain matter inside, young years took a toll on your health
Take Down some notes, -dum kid, stop hitting yourself
Really, Take Down without Rock Head? I resolve
That the only bonehead here is you, took ages to evolve
Pokedex says you’re a super computer? It’s dead wrong
When I’m done, you’ll end up like a TI: Dead and Gone
I didn't have a problem with the intro/guest by the way, I think it's fair game as long as it's at a minimum, like with mattj's wife on the chorus or a couple of lines here and there. It's not like they wrote these other guys wrote the lines (I don't think), so I don't see the problem with it.
ANYWAY
"NIGGAS ON THE CORNER I AINT FORGET YOU NIGGAS, MY TRIPLE BEAM NIGGAS"
VICTIM: Metagross
SONG: http://soundcloud.com/daletterel/the-marowak-commandments
BEAT: Ten Crack Commandments - Notorious B.I.G.
Commandment #1 is don’t fuck with me
Numbers 2-10 you’ll hear posthumously
Marowak in the building with a bone to pick
With a dumb robot who thinks that his flow is sick
If you enter my Room, Trick, you’re already doomed, bitch
I’m Bone Thug, beat this metal drum ‘n Harmony, perfect pitch
Strongest ‘mon ever, 568 attack, above legendary
If you aren’t banded, I pronounce you dead, not Chuck and Larry
Try to fight back, ground vs steel? The conclusion’s known
Fatass, go and eat my earthquake for the OHKO
Yo, seriously, have you stepped on a scale to check your weight?
You’re so fat you make Snorlax look like he’s Jenny fuckin Craig
I’m phat like Big Pun, you’re metagrosser than scat
Blast those posts you call legs into Cryonics like Metang @
You think you’re gangsta just because you can rap in Ebonics?
Bitch please; here’s a lesson from Hooked on Phonics
Meta- is Greek for after, alternately means beyond
The great beyond beckons, after I beat you down with this song
My metaphors leave you impotent, judges ask what’s a Meta for?
Your metal four iron legs are golf clubs I’m swinging; FORE!
I’m a swinger, but you don’t even swing both ways
Genderless freak, you’re so weird, that you’ll never get laid
Your breeding group would rather die than fiddle your gadget, son
You’re the only hunk of metal that can’t attract a Magneton
You try to act tough in OU, keep your sex life hush hush?
Word’s out; you better prepare your rear for the Bone Rush
Bone you so hard, I should probably get my rubber
Oh wait, I forgot, the only thing you breed with is Flubber!
Word to your mother, I’ll make an exception for your ass
After you get your brain smashed, we can do the Monster Mash
Necrophiliac, it’ll be a graveyard smash
(Yo, that’s whack!) Nah, that’s Gross after he got whacked
By Marowak, yeah, bow down to your king
My crown is your skull, my scepter your leg, my throne the other three
I’m Nero, prance around Rome playing a Perish Song
Gone crazy from Thrashing metal, I’m Slayer, you’re a con
No treasure chest when I cracked open where X marks the spot
Giant enemy crab took massive damage; all I got’s a hollow rock?
Zero brain matter inside, young years took a toll on your health
Take Down some notes, -dum kid, stop hitting yourself
Really, Take Down without Rock Head? I resolve
That the only bonehead here is you, took ages to evolve
Pokedex says you’re a super computer? It’s dead wrong
When I’m done, you’ll end up like a TI: Dead and Gone
This was fucking amazing haha, love it.
Apologies for the double post but here's my rap! I did all the intro voices too!
Victim: Hitmontop
Beat: Godfather Theme (Hip-Hop Remix)
Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/mc-stallion/don-honchkrowleone
Your move.
Victim: Hitmontop
Beat: Godfather Theme (Hip-Hop Remix)
Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/mc-stallion/don-honchkrowleone
(Intro)
Murkrow: BOSS, BOSS!!!
Honchkrow: What is it Murkrow, my son?
Murkrow: You've....been called out?
Honchkrow: Let me have a look.....
Murkrow: You won't be happy.
Honchkrow: Hitmontop, is this a fucking joke?
Murkrow: You want me to get Luca Blasti to take care of him?
Honchkrow: Nah nah, he has other business I wish for him to take care of. I'll take care of him personally. The Honchkrowleone family needs to be taken seriously.
Murkrow: Good idea boss, want me to send a message?
Honchkrow: Send our friend Hitmontop a Rapidash head in the mail....and let him know that he will shortly be sleeping with the Magikarp....but first, it's time to embarrass him before his demise.
(Main)
Don Honchkrowleone son, mafioso lord, The Big Boss.
Noone will find your corpse, 'cept for animals and moss.
You made a big mistake messing with "la mia famiglia"
"Sarai morto", that means someone will kill ya
My Murkrow do my bidding, all day I sit and preen.
At night I get more tail then if I was Charlie Sheen.
Pokedex entry says "May get drilled hard", you must feel big.
The only drilling you do, is while you work on my oil rig.
Your bro's are poke-martial artists Jackie Chain and Bruce Lee.
But you're a fucking Beyblade, how threatening can you really be?
I'm a Brave Bird son, my beak is razor sharp like steel.
Carving through your fighting type, like a knife through an orange peel.
You think you Intimidate me, think you can kill me in my sleep?
I'm an Insomniac motherfucker, because Rest is for the weak.
I rule the Roost, I'm loaded with a bag of tricks for facing peasants
Unlike your movepool, barren just like the Mauville desert.
I can start a Heat Wave, cut you up with a Night Slash.
The only way to delay, is by grasping a Focus Sash.
We have a saying in the mob, "you're upside down pushing daisies"
But you live wrong way up, half my work has been done for me.
Plead to me, to see your kids and wife one last time and speak
Called your bluff, species all Male, banging Hitmoncocks like a Greek.
This is your Perish Song, your final call before you die and rot.
Don't fuck with the Don, cause now you're dead like you were Firebot.
Murkrow: BOSS, BOSS!!!
Honchkrow: What is it Murkrow, my son?
Murkrow: You've....been called out?
Honchkrow: Let me have a look.....
Murkrow: You won't be happy.
Honchkrow: Hitmontop, is this a fucking joke?
Murkrow: You want me to get Luca Blasti to take care of him?
Honchkrow: Nah nah, he has other business I wish for him to take care of. I'll take care of him personally. The Honchkrowleone family needs to be taken seriously.
Murkrow: Good idea boss, want me to send a message?
Honchkrow: Send our friend Hitmontop a Rapidash head in the mail....and let him know that he will shortly be sleeping with the Magikarp....but first, it's time to embarrass him before his demise.
(Main)
Don Honchkrowleone son, mafioso lord, The Big Boss.
Noone will find your corpse, 'cept for animals and moss.
You made a big mistake messing with "la mia famiglia"
"Sarai morto", that means someone will kill ya
My Murkrow do my bidding, all day I sit and preen.
At night I get more tail then if I was Charlie Sheen.
Pokedex entry says "May get drilled hard", you must feel big.
The only drilling you do, is while you work on my oil rig.
Your bro's are poke-martial artists Jackie Chain and Bruce Lee.
But you're a fucking Beyblade, how threatening can you really be?
I'm a Brave Bird son, my beak is razor sharp like steel.
Carving through your fighting type, like a knife through an orange peel.
You think you Intimidate me, think you can kill me in my sleep?
I'm an Insomniac motherfucker, because Rest is for the weak.
I rule the Roost, I'm loaded with a bag of tricks for facing peasants
Unlike your movepool, barren just like the Mauville desert.
I can start a Heat Wave, cut you up with a Night Slash.
The only way to delay, is by grasping a Focus Sash.
We have a saying in the mob, "you're upside down pushing daisies"
But you live wrong way up, half my work has been done for me.
Plead to me, to see your kids and wife one last time and speak
Called your bluff, species all Male, banging Hitmoncocks like a Greek.
This is your Perish Song, your final call before you die and rot.
Don't fuck with the Don, cause now you're dead like you were Firebot.
Your move.
Haha I loved the little part in the middle (sarcasm doesn't come across well on forums lol). I also love how we both spoke in different languages in our raps without knowing the other did. Best of luck!
I was out of town a bit longer than expected, but I think I can still finish my rap by the end of today!
EDIT: Ok it's a bit shorter than 2 minutes (oh 4 ;_; next round then!) but I think I got my point across
My Roars will end your Time on this cosmic speck Earth,
A source for bland-ass sushi is your only point of worth.
EDIT: Ok it's a bit shorter than 2 minutes (oh 4 ;_; next round then!) but I think I got my point across
My Roars will end your Time on this cosmic speck Earth,
A source for bland-ass sushi is your only point of worth.
Just posting to comfirm that I'm still active and will post when I get the rap finalized.
GOTTA SAY BRO, IT WAS P GOOD
BUT I BELIEVE YOU'LL FIND IT'S PRONOUNCED "GUY-BUL" NOT "GIB-UL"
WHAT AN OVERSIGHT
BUT I BELIEVE YOU'LL FIND IT'S PRONOUNCED "GUY-BUL" NOT "GIB-UL"
WHAT AN OVERSIGHT
I put my pants on just like the rest of you -- one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
Your production abilities are insane.
