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[Emmy-Nominated] Smog-ventures Season 1
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the catgirl killed batman but then derek from greys anatomy showed up.........
The catgirl, horrified at her- no, his- or maybe her- i dunno i'll just use their- identity being revealed, turns into their final form: THE. BAGUETTE.
but he has the entirety of the exodia cards in his pocket and uses them to obliterate it
then exodia does your mom (irl!!!!!!!!!)
”And that’s why you don’t anger baguettes,”Monocle Quagsire said, closing the book, and finishing this mess of a story.
Can I start the next one? I'm in my yugioh autism phase so i want a yugioh story
Epilogue:A blue figure is quickly yet methodically searching a house. The blue figure is a Quagsire, Monocle Quagsire. And he is looking in the former house of Carlia, who is long gone by now.”Where is it?”He asks to no one in particular. Then, he spots it. The Right Leg of the Forbidden One. ”Finally, it begins”
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500 Years ago, there was an outbreak of a virus causing Pokémon to go haywire in the Sinnoh region, Adam (the protagonist of this story) wakes up to the horror of his Pokémon acting rather strangely. Our hero, seeing his Pokemon are acting crazy, does the rational thing and runs away.
"Adam?" He said to himself. "You can't run now. You've got to set this right." And so adam, our hero from sinnoh, decided that the best course of action was to venture into the underground plaza where he bought the mushrooms that must be taking his mons for a bad trip; that sleazy shop owner was about to get an ear full.
"Oi mate, wot are you trying to do to to me wingulls? turn 'em into smackheads?! Don't think i didn't see you eyeing up my Rapidash for glue either, i'll fahkin' shank you mate." Adam uttered, with a less than pleasing tone. The insalubrious mycelium peddler, irate from Adam's accusatory assumption that his interest in the Rapidash was anything more than romantic, reaches for a scuffed and dented Poke Ball on his belt. Adam's Rapidash immediately charges the mushroom stand, smashing the front counter with one foul STOMP. The sleazy herbalist clicked open his Poké ball, only to send out a half-eaten croissant.
"That's where I put it..." he muttered.
A blonde boy runs in, sees the croissant and eats it. He then complains about the quality and staleness of it, fines the herbalist for a million pokedollars and rushes out. The herbalist, deeply in debt, moves to Unova to become a baguette salesman and soon becomes a billionaire and owner of the renowned company, Baguette Sucker Inc.
In Unova, a petty thief looks at the Baguette Sucker Inc Building. Filled with jealousy, he goes home to his nagging wife. Usually he would put up with her but not tonight, tonight was different. "Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah" blared the radio.
".... and that was 'Yeah!' by the local artist 'I Swear I'm Not Crying.' In other news, recent reports of increasing Wailord appearances..."
Adam clicked off the radio by his bedroom window, and thought about the herbalist's wife, Trixie. Trixie had told Adam that she was having an affair with the petty thief, who prior to becoming a thief was involved in constructing improvised explosives for the Anutari Ainu, having learned to do so as an engineer during the Siege of Hoenn Chi Minh City during the Cold War, from which the petty thief sustained neurological damage from exposure to Agent Stun Spore. Adam realised that the flow of the story - the flow of his life, really - was unlikely to lead him to the sinnoh underground, which made him cry
ADAM GOT ON HIS FLIGHT TO SINNOH BUT IT CRASHED!!!!!! He wakes up from his 2-day coma in the underground with an echoing "wtf?"
"Omg......it's finally happened" he sobbed, crying with joy this time.
But he could not rest, his arm was brutally crushed in the accident. Adam knew this and withdrew his tears, he slowly wanders underground, desperate for help. Adam comes across a surly hiker and gasps out in pain for help. But the hiker turns with a cruel glint in his eyes, pointing menacingly at Adam. Adam remembers the words of his childhood friend, words he dreaded ever since hearing them. "When two trainers eyes meet, a Pokémon battle MUST begin!" The surly hiker was no longer a fellow man, but a savage beast, a beast who has just tracked down his latest prey.
I eat lunch. After finishing his meal, Adam from Sinnoh decided its time to go back to work. He drove his purple lambo off the 7th floor and landed safely on the ground thanks to the squirtle that lives in his car. As he drives off, he's holding a picture frame of his beloved and says "I gotta do this for my family." Adam gazes at his family, and remembers that his son loves playing RAID: Shadow Legends
.
Adam then throws the picture frame out the window and said, "I can do better next time." He then goes to the club to pick up women. Adam arrived at the club and picked up his first woman; she was fairly light, so he picked up a second and began to bench press them. Adam is then thrown out of the club for hoisting women over his shoulder. FUCK TC. Startled by the expletive from the sky, Adam ran away, unaware of where he was going. “What was that?” he wondered. After a few minutes of walking and thinking, he was startled by a tear in reality. Slowly, out of the tear came...
THE baguette. THE baguette, the almighty lord of all of existants and baguettes (another word for the universe), has come to end Adam's existance for indirecting making a petty thief found the company Baguette Sucker Inc.
Adam the thief is now seen brutally injured, only seconds from death from his battle, if you can call it that, with the surly hiker. The hiker is gone but Adam is still uneasy. A bright flash is seen from the end of the cave and Adam slowly limps to the light. Suddenly, his eyes meet with a miner just left of the entrance; the miner locks eyes with him and Adam wails as the battle initiates. He desperately tries to crawl away but the miner pulls him back: "There's no running from a trainer battle." Adam, who didn't even have one healthy pokemon, was doomed. The miner had the same eyes as that hiker and his childhood friend. He tries to mentally prepares himself for death, but the fear of the eternal sleep was too strong. He has a blurry flashback of what he thinks is an earlier battle with THE Baguette.It turned out to be a memory of eating a baguette when he was 6.
Meanwhile the other Adam is also terrified beyond belief. The Baguette was right there in front of him and all his money will not save him from its absolute power. The Baguette then spoke,"Sorry wrong Adam", then left.
As the miner slowly lurches towards the other Adam, THE BAGUETTE appears between them, shrouded in a blinding light. But what Adam and the miner didn't expect was THE BAGUETTE to be a person itself, who proceeded to reveal their identity: R8. He sends out a pokemon against the hiker. It's poisoned and has a health bar that mysteriously wraps around the screen, and then:
'M is frozen solid!
'M's hurt by the burn!
The health bar proceeds to tick down for 30 minutes.
...
...
...
As the miner's pokemon slowly dies, The Baguette goes to Adam and lifts his shirt slightly. On his right Rib you can see a small indent, the size of a child's mouth. Adam then realizes that R8 "THE BAGUETTE" was no other than the baguette he never finished as a kid.
"This is just one tragic story victims of the recent Gebrovia gas leak crisis have told our correspondent at the Hospital of New Jorvahampton, George Brennan. Other patients have hallucinated that they lived a full family life with a loving partner, children, and pet velociraptor, while one patient seems to have hallucinated the entire plot of Vanilla Sky, even though they've never seen Vanilla Sky. That's all the news we have for this week, I'm Vance Carlisle, signing out."
The Baguette then reverts reality back to how it was before the news report. The miner is still crying over its overkilled mon and Adam the thief is lying on the floor. "You really thought this was a dream, Adam! You will die by my hands for the imperfect mark you left on my otherwise perfect being." THE BAGUETTE then slowly digs a knife into Adam's chest; however, he seems completely unaffected by this. Meanwhile, the other Adam suddenly collapses on the street, clutching his chest in pain, shrieking for passersby to help. The other Adam let out a terrifying scream as loud as he possibly could, warping reality around them. Everything was turning into baguettes, and if THE Baguette could not be stopped, the world would become an unrecognizable world of baguettes.
Carlia woke up from her fever dream wherein some "Adam" fellow was being attacked by more and more baguettes. Realizing she was starving, she went to the fridge. In the fridge, the only food is a slice of baguette. She takes a bite, and collapses, falling back into her dream. ...and then BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!shows up
Batman kills THE Baguette with his Batmobile, and all is saved. Batman, having sworn his life to never taking another's, reckons with himself as he stands over the deceased baguette.
Carlia suddenly comes awake, several hours after her collapse. Her Quagsire is sitting next to her, looking concerned. As she sits up to pet him, she sees the bitten slice of baguette. She promptly throws it out the window. Batman sees the half eaten baguette and then realized baguettes are food not people, so felt nothing after running over the Baguette. He then finds the nearest cat girl to step on him for money. The catgirl killed batman but then derek from greys anatomy showed up......... He then disintegrated himself and his surroundings on an atomical level, leaving only the void behind him...
The cat girl regenerated, "Fuck, this is my last life." She then pulls put her purse and tries to find her phone, her ID falls on the group,, when a stranger picks it up and gives it back to her. The stranger then says, " You dropped your ID um...Adam." The catgirl, horrified at her- no, his- or maybe her- i dunno i'll just use their- identity being revealed, turns into their final form: THE. BAGUETTE. But he has the entirety of the exodia cards in his pocket and uses them to obliterate it- then exodia does your mom (irl!!!!!!!!!)
”And that’s why you don’t anger baguettes,” Monocle Quagsire said, closing the book, and finishing this mess of a story.
"Adam?" He said to himself. "You can't run now. You've got to set this right." And so adam, our hero from sinnoh, decided that the best course of action was to venture into the underground plaza where he bought the mushrooms that must be taking his mons for a bad trip; that sleazy shop owner was about to get an ear full.
"Oi mate, wot are you trying to do to to me wingulls? turn 'em into smackheads?! Don't think i didn't see you eyeing up my Rapidash for glue either, i'll fahkin' shank you mate." Adam uttered, with a less than pleasing tone. The insalubrious mycelium peddler, irate from Adam's accusatory assumption that his interest in the Rapidash was anything more than romantic, reaches for a scuffed and dented Poke Ball on his belt. Adam's Rapidash immediately charges the mushroom stand, smashing the front counter with one foul STOMP. The sleazy herbalist clicked open his Poké ball, only to send out a half-eaten croissant.
"That's where I put it..." he muttered.
A blonde boy runs in, sees the croissant and eats it. He then complains about the quality and staleness of it, fines the herbalist for a million pokedollars and rushes out. The herbalist, deeply in debt, moves to Unova to become a baguette salesman and soon becomes a billionaire and owner of the renowned company, Baguette Sucker Inc.
In Unova, a petty thief looks at the Baguette Sucker Inc Building. Filled with jealousy, he goes home to his nagging wife. Usually he would put up with her but not tonight, tonight was different. "Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah" blared the radio.
".... and that was 'Yeah!' by the local artist 'I Swear I'm Not Crying.' In other news, recent reports of increasing Wailord appearances..."
Adam clicked off the radio by his bedroom window, and thought about the herbalist's wife, Trixie. Trixie had told Adam that she was having an affair with the petty thief, who prior to becoming a thief was involved in constructing improvised explosives for the Anutari Ainu, having learned to do so as an engineer during the Siege of Hoenn Chi Minh City during the Cold War, from which the petty thief sustained neurological damage from exposure to Agent Stun Spore. Adam realised that the flow of the story - the flow of his life, really - was unlikely to lead him to the sinnoh underground, which made him cry
ADAM GOT ON HIS FLIGHT TO SINNOH BUT IT CRASHED!!!!!! He wakes up from his 2-day coma in the underground with an echoing "wtf?"
"Omg......it's finally happened" he sobbed, crying with joy this time.
But he could not rest, his arm was brutally crushed in the accident. Adam knew this and withdrew his tears, he slowly wanders underground, desperate for help. Adam comes across a surly hiker and gasps out in pain for help. But the hiker turns with a cruel glint in his eyes, pointing menacingly at Adam. Adam remembers the words of his childhood friend, words he dreaded ever since hearing them. "When two trainers eyes meet, a Pokémon battle MUST begin!" The surly hiker was no longer a fellow man, but a savage beast, a beast who has just tracked down his latest prey.
I eat lunch. After finishing his meal, Adam from Sinnoh decided its time to go back to work. He drove his purple lambo off the 7th floor and landed safely on the ground thanks to the squirtle that lives in his car. As he drives off, he's holding a picture frame of his beloved and says "I gotta do this for my family." Adam gazes at his family, and remembers that his son loves playing RAID: Shadow Legends
.
RAID: Shadow Legends is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. It's got an amazing storyline, awesome 3D graphics, giant boss fights, PVP battles, and hundreds of never before seen champions to collect and customize. I never expected to get this level of performance out of a mobile game. Look how crazy the level of detail is on these champions! RAID: Shadow Legends is getting big real fast, so you should definitely get in early. Starting now will give you a huge head start. There's also an upcoming Special Launch Tournament with crazy prizes! And not to mention, this game is absolutely free! So go ahead and check out the video description to find out more about RAID: Shadow Legends. There, you will find a link to the store page and a special code to unlock all sorts of goodies. Using the special code, you can get 50,000 Silver immediately, and a FREE Epic Level Champion as part of the new players program, courtesy of course of the RAID: Shadow Legends devs.
is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. It's got an amazing storyline, awesome 3D graphics, giant boss fights, PVP battles, and hundreds of never before seen champions to collect and customize. I never expected to get this level of performance out of a mobile game. Look how crazy the level of detail is on these champions! RAID: Shadow Legends is getting big real fast, so you should definitely get in early. Starting now will give you a huge head start. There's also an upcoming Special Launch Tournament with crazy prizes! And not to mention, this game is absolutely free! So go ahead and check out the video description to find out more about RAID: Shadow Legends. There, you will find a link to the store page and a special code to unlock all sorts of goodies. Using the special code, you can get 50,000 Silver immediately, and a FREE Epic Level Champion as part of the new players program, courtesy of course of the RAID: Shadow Legends devs.THE baguette. THE baguette, the almighty lord of all of existants and baguettes (another word for the universe), has come to end Adam's existance for indirecting making a petty thief found the company Baguette Sucker Inc.
Adam the thief is now seen brutally injured, only seconds from death from his battle, if you can call it that, with the surly hiker. The hiker is gone but Adam is still uneasy. A bright flash is seen from the end of the cave and Adam slowly limps to the light. Suddenly, his eyes meet with a miner just left of the entrance; the miner locks eyes with him and Adam wails as the battle initiates. He desperately tries to crawl away but the miner pulls him back: "There's no running from a trainer battle." Adam, who didn't even have one healthy pokemon, was doomed. The miner had the same eyes as that hiker and his childhood friend. He tries to mentally prepares himself for death, but the fear of the eternal sleep was too strong. He has a blurry flashback of what he thinks is an earlier battle with THE Baguette.It turned out to be a memory of eating a baguette when he was 6.
Meanwhile the other Adam is also terrified beyond belief. The Baguette was right there in front of him and all his money will not save him from its absolute power. The Baguette then spoke,"Sorry wrong Adam", then left.
As the miner slowly lurches towards the other Adam, THE BAGUETTE appears between them, shrouded in a blinding light. But what Adam and the miner didn't expect was THE BAGUETTE to be a person itself, who proceeded to reveal their identity: R8. He sends out a pokemon against the hiker. It's poisoned and has a health bar that mysteriously wraps around the screen, and then:
'M is frozen solid!
'M's hurt by the burn!
The health bar proceeds to tick down for 30 minutes.
...
...
...
As the miner's pokemon slowly dies, The Baguette goes to Adam and lifts his shirt slightly. On his right Rib you can see a small indent, the size of a child's mouth. Adam then realizes that R8 "THE BAGUETTE" was no other than the baguette he never finished as a kid.
"This is just one tragic story victims of the recent Gebrovia gas leak crisis have told our correspondent at the Hospital of New Jorvahampton, George Brennan. Other patients have hallucinated that they lived a full family life with a loving partner, children, and pet velociraptor, while one patient seems to have hallucinated the entire plot of Vanilla Sky, even though they've never seen Vanilla Sky. That's all the news we have for this week, I'm Vance Carlisle, signing out."
The Baguette then reverts reality back to how it was before the news report. The miner is still crying over its overkilled mon and Adam the thief is lying on the floor. "You really thought this was a dream, Adam! You will die by my hands for the imperfect mark you left on my otherwise perfect being." THE BAGUETTE then slowly digs a knife into Adam's chest; however, he seems completely unaffected by this. Meanwhile, the other Adam suddenly collapses on the street, clutching his chest in pain, shrieking for passersby to help. The other Adam let out a terrifying scream as loud as he possibly could, warping reality around them. Everything was turning into baguettes, and if THE Baguette could not be stopped, the world would become an unrecognizable world of baguettes.
Carlia woke up from her fever dream wherein some "Adam" fellow was being attacked by more and more baguettes. Realizing she was starving, she went to the fridge. In the fridge, the only food is a slice of baguette. She takes a bite, and collapses, falling back into her dream. ...and then BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!shows up
Batman kills THE Baguette with his Batmobile, and all is saved. Batman, having sworn his life to never taking another's, reckons with himself as he stands over the deceased baguette.
Carlia suddenly comes awake, several hours after her collapse. Her Quagsire is sitting next to her, looking concerned. As she sits up to pet him, she sees the bitten slice of baguette. She promptly throws it out the window. Batman sees the half eaten baguette and then realized baguettes are food not people, so felt nothing after running over the Baguette. He then finds the nearest cat girl to step on him for money. The catgirl killed batman but then derek from greys anatomy showed up......... He then disintegrated himself and his surroundings on an atomical level, leaving only the void behind him...
The cat girl regenerated, "Fuck, this is my last life." She then pulls put her purse and tries to find her phone, her ID falls on the group,, when a stranger picks it up and gives it back to her. The stranger then says, " You dropped your ID um...Adam." The catgirl, horrified at her- no, his- or maybe her- i dunno i'll just use their- identity being revealed, turns into their final form: THE. BAGUETTE. But he has the entirety of the exodia cards in his pocket and uses them to obliterate it- then exodia does your mom (irl!!!!!!!!!)
”And that’s why you don’t anger baguettes,” Monocle Quagsire said, closing the book, and finishing this mess of a story.
Fin
We have finished up Season 1 of
Smogventures!
Stay tuned for Season 2 in the
near future!
Smogventures!
Stay tuned for Season 2 in the
near future!
500 Years ago, there was an outbreak of a virus causing Pokémon to go haywire in the Sinnoh region, Adam (the protagonist of this story) wakes up to the horror of his Pokémon acting rather strangely. Our hero, seeing his Pokemon are acting crazy, does the rational thing and runs away.
"Adam?" He said to himself. "You can't run now. You've got to set this right." And so adam, our hero from sinnoh, decided that the best course of action was to venture into the underground plaza where he bought the mushrooms that must be taking his mons for a bad trip; that sleazy shop owner was about to get an ear full.
"Oi mate, wot are you trying to do to to me wingulls? turn 'em into smackheads?! Don't think i didn't see you eyeing up my Rapidash for glue either, i'll fahkin' shank you mate." Adam uttered, with a less than pleasing tone. The insalubrious mycelium peddler, irate from Adam's accusatory assumption that his interest in the Rapidash was anything more than romantic, reaches for a scuffed and dented Poke Ball on his belt. Adam's Rapidash immediately charges the mushroom stand, smashing the front counter with one foul STOMP. The sleazy herbalist clicked open his Poké ball, only to send out a half-eaten croissant.
"That's where I put it..." he muttered.
A blonde boy runs in, sees the croissant and eats it. He then complains about the quality and staleness of it, fines the herbalist for a million pokedollars and rushes out. The herbalist, deeply in debt, moves to Unova to become a baguette salesman and soon becomes a billionaire and owner of the renowned company, Baguette Sucker Inc.
In Unova, a petty thief looks at the Baguette Sucker Inc Building. Filled with jealousy, he goes home to his nagging wife. Usually he would put up with her but not tonight, tonight was different. "Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeeeaaaaaah~! Yeah, yeah yeah nah, nah, yeee~aaahh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nana na-na naa yeah, yeah yeah yeah, nananana yeah yeah yeah" blared the radio.
".... and that was 'Yeah!' by the local artist 'I Swear I'm Not Crying.' In other news, recent reports of increasing Wailord appearances..."
Adam clicked off the radio by his bedroom window, and thought about the herbalist's wife, Trixie. Trixie had told Adam that she was having an affair with the petty thief, who prior to becoming a thief was involved in constructing improvised explosives for the Anutari Ainu, having learned to do so as an engineer during the Siege of Hoenn Chi Minh City during the Cold War, from which the petty thief sustained neurological damage from exposure to Agent Stun Spore. Adam realised that the flow of the story - the flow of his life, really - was unlikely to lead him to the sinnoh underground, which made him cry
ADAM GOT ON HIS FLIGHT TO SINNOH BUT IT CRASHED!!!!!! He wakes up from his 2-day coma in the underground with an echoing "wtf?"
"Omg......it's finally happened" he sobbed, crying with joy this time.
But he could not rest, his arm was brutally crushed in the accident. Adam knew this and withdrew his tears, he slowly wanders underground, desperate for help. Adam comes across a surly hiker and gasps out in pain for help. But the hiker turns with a cruel glint in his eyes, pointing menacingly at Adam. Adam remembers the words of his childhood friend, words he dreaded ever since hearing them. "When two trainers eyes meet, a Pokémon battle MUST begin!" The surly hiker was no longer a fellow man, but a savage beast, a beast who has just tracked down his latest prey.
I eat lunch. After finishing his meal, Adam from Sinnoh decided its time to go back to work. He drove his purple lambo off the 7th floor and landed safely on the ground thanks to the squirtle that lives in his car. As he drives off, he's holding a picture frame of his beloved and says "I gotta do this for my family." Adam gazes at his family, and remembers that his son loves playing RAID: Shadow LegendsAdam then throws the picture frame out the window and said, "I can do better next time." He then goes to the club to pick up women. Adam arrived at the club and picked up his first woman; she was fairly light, so he picked up a second and began to bench press them. Adam is then thrown out of the club for hoisting women over his shoulder. FUCK TC. Startled by the expletive from the sky, Adam ran away, unaware of where he was going. “What was that?” he wondered. After a few minutes of walking and thinking, he was startled by a tear in reality. Slowly, out of the tear came...RAID: Shadow Legends
THE baguette. THE baguette, the almighty lord of all of existants and baguettes (another word for the universe), has come to end Adam's existance for indirecting making a petty thief found the company Baguette Sucker Inc.
Adam the thief is now seen brutally injured, only seconds from death from his battle, if you can call it that, with the surly hiker. The hiker is gone but Adam is still uneasy. A bright flash is seen from the end of the cave and Adam slowly limps to the light. Suddenly, his eyes meet with a miner just left of the entrance; the miner locks eyes with him and Adam wails as the battle initiates. He desperately tries to crawl away but the miner pulls him back: "There's no running from a trainer battle." Adam, who didn't even have one healthy pokemon, was doomed. The miner had the same eyes as that hiker and his childhood friend. He tries to mentally prepares himself for death, but the fear of the eternal sleep was too strong. He has a blurry flashback of what he thinks is an earlier battle with THE Baguette.It turned out to be a memory of eating a baguette when he was 6.
Meanwhile the other Adam is also terrified beyond belief. The Baguette was right there in front of him and all his money will not save him from its absolute power. The Baguette then spoke,"Sorry wrong Adam", then left.
As the miner slowly lurches towards the other Adam, THE BAGUETTE appears between them, shrouded in a blinding light. But what Adam and the miner didn't expect was THE BAGUETTE to be a person itself, who proceeded to reveal their identity: R8. He sends out a pokemon against the hiker. It's poisoned and has a health bar that mysteriously wraps around the screen, and then:
'M is frozen solid!
'M's hurt by the burn!
The health bar proceeds to tick down for 30 minutes.
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As the miner's pokemon slowly dies, The Baguette goes to Adam and lifts his shirt slightly. On his right Rib you can see a small indent, the size of a child's mouth. Adam then realizes that R8 "THE BAGUETTE" was no other than the baguette he never finished as a kid.
"This is just one tragic story victims of the recent Gebrovia gas leak crisis have told our correspondent at the Hospital of New Jorvahampton, George Brennan. Other patients have hallucinated that they lived a full family life with a loving partner, children, and pet velociraptor, while one patient seems to have hallucinated the entire plot of Vanilla Sky, even though they've never seen Vanilla Sky. That's all the news we have for this week, I'm Vance Carlisle, signing out."
The Baguette then reverts reality back to how it was before the news report. The miner is still crying over its overkilled mon and Adam the thief is lying on the floor. "You really thought this was a dream, Adam! You will die by my hands for the imperfect mark you left on my otherwise perfect being." THE BAGUETTE then slowly digs a knife into Adam's chest; however, he seems completely unaffected by this. Meanwhile, the other Adam suddenly collapses on the street, clutching his chest in pain, shrieking for passersby to help. The other Adam let out a terrifying scream as loud as he possibly could, warping reality around them. Everything was turning into baguettes, and if THE Baguette could not be stopped, the world would become an unrecognizable world of baguettes.
Carlia woke up from her fever dream wherein some "Adam" fellow was being attacked by more and more baguettes. Realizing she was starving, she went to the fridge. In the fridge, the only food is a slice of baguette. She takes a bite, and collapses, falling back into her dream. ...and then BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!shows up
Batman kills THE Baguette with his Batmobile, and all is saved. Batman, having sworn his life to never taking another's, reckons with himself as he stands over the deceased baguette.
Carlia suddenly comes awake, several hours after her collapse. Her Quagsire is sitting next to her, looking concerned. As she sits up to pet him, she sees the bitten slice of baguette. She promptly throws it out the window. Batman sees the half eaten baguette and then realized baguettes are food not people, so felt nothing after running over the Baguette. He then finds the nearest cat girl to step on him for money. The catgirl killed batman but then derek from greys anatomy showed up......... He then disintegrated himself and his surroundings on an atomical level, leaving only the void behind him...
The cat girl regenerated, "Fuck, this is my last life." She then pulls put her purse and tries to find her phone, her ID falls on the group,, when a stranger picks it up and gives it back to her. The stranger then says, " You dropped your ID um...Adam." The catgirl, horrified at her- no, his- or maybe her- i dunno i'll just use their- identity being revealed, turns into their final form: THE. BAGUETTE. But he has the entirety of the exodia cards in his pocket and uses them to obliterate it- then exodia does your mom (irl!!!!!!!!!)
”And that’s why you don’t anger baguettes,” Monocle Quagsire said, closing the book, and finishing this mess of a story.
Fin
Yes, I will not be starting off season 2, so I will let the first person that types it get the first direction.
is this for season 2? xd
Have you ever seen an epilogue before?Anyways, no, I’m setting up a storyline for future installments involving Monocle Quagsire and the five cards of Exodia.
The exodia thing is totally another reason why the next story should be a Yugioh one we need an explanation for exodia
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