Hahahaha, oh man, i've seen shitty threads, but this one takes the cake. Hey buddy, did you happen to read a thread made a by a genuinely funny person and try to re-create their success by making such an awful thread?
It's kind of like we're in a room full of people all telling jokes and laughing, then one guy tells some awful racist joke (that's you!) and no one laughs, then some people start saying "not cool" and the guy is like, wait why are you getting on my case?? I thought we were all telling jokes here, IT WAS A JOKE!
(disappointed in the people who indulged the OP. Shame on you, if I were an A: forum mod I would have penalized you... no recess for any of you)