So as some of you know, I have been working my way through and training a huge variety of Pokemon through multiple playthroughs of various Pokemon games. It has finally come to a head, and with Z not coming soon I have decided to do one of the craziest things I think I have ever done. I’ve trained some bad Pokemon (Dunsparce, Corsola, Kricketune etc) and I’ve trained some of the best (Torterra, Blaziken, Gyarados), but this team is the bad of the bad.
I have put together a “Shitmons” team. As you can see from the banner, this is a set of Pokemon unlike any other. I’ve always shied away from them when they pop up in conversation with friends because of how categorically bad these Pokemon are. We are covering a fair difference in types and designs here. These Pokemon have been on my shitlist for a long time and I have never had the compulsion to train them at all. I’m pretty sure this is possibly one of the worst teams you can put together from the worst Pokemon available. There are almost no redeemable qualities from this team. The most powerful attacker is Delibird… I am aware people have done runs of games using NFE’s, and I expect this to be as painful as some of those runs. Most of these Pokemon have bad abilities, movepool or stats... Most NFE's usually have a good choice from any of these.
Other strong shouts for the team were Unown, Male Combee, Illumise and Smeargle. I’m very surprised how few Pokemon actually fall under the guise of “almost not trainable at all”. Of the above 4, Illumise (and to a lesser extent, Volbeat) was also considered for this team, but Ledian by far took the cake having failings in typing, movepool, stats and ability. The only other “close” shouts are Farfetch’d (trained, was horrible), Shedinja, Tynamo (Only “bad” because only 4 moves until it evolves, after it’s pretty good), Minun and Audino.
Keeping this in mind, I have tried to breed down some moves which might help me out that the Pokemon get earlier than intended. For example, Ledyba will have Bug Buzz and Psybeam off the bat and Delibird will be sporting Ice Shard and Fake Out. Most of the mons have at least 2/3 31 IVs as well… Not that I think they are going to help me. Graph in the spoiler tags shows how bad the average stat is here…

Average Stat for the team is 77/43/57/49/70/76. This gives an average stat of just 62. That puts it near Nosepass for average stats.
I’m going to update this thread/post with complaints, ideas or maybe even good news about the mons I am training. OP will contain the team at any point and where I am up to. I’m not much of a comic drawer/artist, but if anyone wants to use some of this as inspiration go for it :) Hit me up on IRC if you want any other details!
Oh also: Please share your thoughts on horrible ingame Pokemon. I want to know horror stories of things you thought would be cool to train but just ended up not being good at all regardless of the amount of training you put into them!
Pachirisu Lv 50
Rash/Run Away
- Thunderbolt
- Dig
- Super Fang
- Nuzzle
Luvdisc Lv 51
Modest/Swift Swim
- Water Pulse
- Charm
- Surf
- Hydro Pump
Ledian Lv 52
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Strength
- Reflect
Wobbuffet Lv 52
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Destiny Bond
Delibird Lv 51
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Aerial Ace
- Fly
- Thief
Delcatty Lv 51
Quirky/Cute Charm
- Thunder Wave
- Return
- Assist
- Feint Attack
Rash/Run Away
- Thunderbolt
- Dig
- Super Fang
- Nuzzle
Luvdisc Lv 51
Modest/Swift Swim
- Water Pulse
- Charm
- Surf
- Hydro Pump
Ledian Lv 52
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Strength
- Reflect
Wobbuffet Lv 52
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Destiny Bond
Delibird Lv 51
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Aerial Ace
- Fly
- Thief
Delcatty Lv 51
Quirky/Cute Charm
- Thunder Wave
- Return
- Assist
- Feint Attack
Team Log
Pachirisu Lv 4
Rash/Run Away
- Bite
- Bide
- Growl
Luvdisc Lv 5
Modest/Swift Swim
- Tackle
- Charm
Ledyba Lv 7
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Tackle
- Supersonic
Wynaut Lv 5
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Charm
- Encore
- Splash
Delibird Lv 5
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Fake Out
- Present
- Destiny Bond
Rash/Run Away
- Bite
- Bide
- Growl
Luvdisc Lv 5
Modest/Swift Swim
- Tackle
- Charm
Ledyba Lv 7
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Tackle
- Supersonic
Wynaut Lv 5
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Charm
- Encore
- Splash
Delibird Lv 5
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Fake Out
- Present
- Destiny Bond
Pachirisu Lv 14
Rash/Run Away
- Spark
- Bite
- Quick Attack
- Growl
Luvdisc Lv 15
Modest/Swift Swim
- Water Gun
- Charm
- Take Down
- Agility
Ledyba Lv 15
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Infestation
- Reflect
Wobbuffet Lv 15
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Destiny Bond
Delibird Lv 15
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Fake Out
- Return
- Destiny Bond
Skitty Lv 14
Quirky/Cute Charm
- Tackle
- Return
- Sing
- Attract
Rash/Run Away
- Spark
- Bite
- Quick Attack
- Growl
Luvdisc Lv 15
Modest/Swift Swim
- Water Gun
- Charm
- Take Down
- Agility
Ledyba Lv 15
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Infestation
- Reflect
Wobbuffet Lv 15
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Destiny Bond
Delibird Lv 15
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Fake Out
- Return
- Destiny Bond
Skitty Lv 14
Quirky/Cute Charm
- Tackle
- Return
- Sing
- Attract
Pachirisu Lv 19
Rash/Run Away
- Spark
- Bite
- Quick Attack
- Nuzzle
Luvdisc Lv 20
Modest/Swift Swim
- Water Gun
- Charm
- Take Down
- Agility
Ledyba Lv 19
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Mach Punch
- Reflect
Wobbuffet Lv 19
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Destiny Bond
Delibird Lv 20
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Fake Out
- Return
- Thief
Skitty Lv 20
Quirky/Cute Charm
- Tackle
- Return
- Copycat
- Attract
Rash/Run Away
- Spark
- Bite
- Quick Attack
- Nuzzle
Luvdisc Lv 20
Modest/Swift Swim
- Water Gun
- Charm
- Take Down
- Agility
Ledyba Lv 19
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Mach Punch
- Reflect
Wobbuffet Lv 19
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Destiny Bond
Delibird Lv 20
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Fake Out
- Return
- Thief
Skitty Lv 20
Quirky/Cute Charm
- Tackle
- Return
- Copycat
- Attract
Pachirisu Lv 21
Rash/Run Away
- Spark
- Bite
- Swift
- Nuzzle
Luvdisc Lv 21
Modest/Swift Swim
- Water Gun
- Charm
- Take Down
- Agility
Ledian Lv 21
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Mach Punch
- Reflect
Wobbuffet Lv 21
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Destiny Bond
Delibird Lv 22
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Fake Out
- Return
- Thief
Skitty Lv 22
Quirky/Cute Charm
- Tackle
- Return
- Assist
- Attract
Rash/Run Away
- Spark
- Bite
- Swift
- Nuzzle
Luvdisc Lv 21
Modest/Swift Swim
- Water Gun
- Charm
- Take Down
- Agility
Ledian Lv 21
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Mach Punch
- Reflect
Wobbuffet Lv 21
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Destiny Bond
Delibird Lv 22
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Fake Out
- Return
- Thief
Skitty Lv 22
Quirky/Cute Charm
- Tackle
- Return
- Assist
- Attract
Pachirisu Lv 30
Rash/Run Away
- Spark
- Bite
- Electro Ball
- Nuzzle
Luvdisc Lv 31
Modest/Swift Swim
- Water Pulse
- Charm
- Take Down
- Agility
Ledian Lv 31
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Strength
- Reflect
Wobbuffet Lv 30
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Destiny Bond
Delibird Lv 32
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Aerial Ace
- Return
- Thief
Skitty Lv 31
Quirky/Cute Charm
- Thunder Wave
- Return
- Assist
- Feint Attack
Rash/Run Away
- Spark
- Bite
- Electro Ball
- Nuzzle
Luvdisc Lv 31
Modest/Swift Swim
- Water Pulse
- Charm
- Take Down
- Agility
Ledian Lv 31
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Strength
- Reflect
Wobbuffet Lv 30
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Destiny Bond
Delibird Lv 32
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Aerial Ace
- Return
- Thief
Skitty Lv 31
Quirky/Cute Charm
- Thunder Wave
- Return
- Assist
- Feint Attack
Pachirisu Lv 33
Rash/Run Away
- Spark
- Bite
- Electro Ball
- Nuzzle
Luvdisc Lv 33
Modest/Swift Swim
- Water Pulse
- Charm
- Surf
- Agility
Ledian Lv 35
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Strength
- Reflect
Wobbuffet Lv 33
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Destiny Bond
Delibird Lv 34
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Aerial Ace
- Return
- Thief
Skitty Lv 34
Quirky/Cute Charm
- Thunder Wave
- Return
- Assist
- Feint Attack
Rash/Run Away
- Spark
- Bite
- Electro Ball
- Nuzzle
Luvdisc Lv 33
Modest/Swift Swim
- Water Pulse
- Charm
- Surf
- Agility
Ledian Lv 35
Careful/Swam
- Bug Buzz
- Psybeam
- Strength
- Reflect
Wobbuffet Lv 33
Bold/Shadow Tag
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Destiny Bond
Delibird Lv 34
Adamant/Hustle
- Ice Shard
- Aerial Ace
- Return
- Thief
Skitty Lv 34
Quirky/Cute Charm
- Thunder Wave
- Return
- Assist
- Feint Attack
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