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EQ it's still triples, only two actions per round. :P
Beldum: Iron Head Ralts x2
Bulbasaur: Power Whip Ralts~Giga Drain Ralts
Both: If Ralts faints, redirect to what's his face the white thing
HP: 66
Energy: 62
Status: Poison and asleep for 1 action.
HP: 46
Energy: 84
Status: None
HP: 66
Energy: 51
Status: 15% para
HP: 53
Energy: 84
Status: None
To start our lovely Round #1000922874329875 Minccino...sleeps. You know, I should be doing that. Oh well, meanwhile Bulbasaur summons a particularly dangerous vine whip from its apparently bottomless bulb and attacks Ralts the alien strange balle---erm strong warrior with Power Whip which hits thanks to Ralts's lack of speed. The Psychic poke counters though as it tries to Confus(ion)e the plant lizard with psychic powers of doom...although it was closer to telekinect tickles as it barely harms its enemy. Finally Beldum, as the creative sonovagun it is, just smash its iron head at ralts for more damage.
I guess it isn't looking good for the residente he/she to be.
Round 2:
Mincinno finally destroys dark mincinno and is capable of escaping his dreams (whoever gets the reference gets a pizza). It pulls out a carpet out of nowhere and use the static to emit a thunder wave and paralyse Bulbasaur (don't ask where it got a carpet...magic maybe). Ralts then tries a more devastating Psychic attack on Bulbasaur, before it teams up with its paralysed buddy to one-two KO Ralts using Giga Drain and Iron Head.
Now Ralts is KO'd and Mincinno is trying to get rid of the carpet before rule enforcement inquires it for the whereabouts of such devastating weapon. Unless parahax strikes, things are looking kind ugly for EndQuote.
grammar errors cortesy of sleep deprivation
Round 1
Minccino: *snore*
-2hp due to poison
Bulbasaur: Power Whip at Ralts: 12 + 3 + 3 = 18 damage for 7 energy
Crit: 7/16 (no)
Hit: 92 (lol - speed so hit)
Ralts: Confusion ar Bulbasaur: 5 + 3 - 1.5 = 6.5*1.5 = 9.75 damage for 2 energy
Crit: 5 (no)
Confusion: 33 (no)
Beldum: Iron Head at Ralts: 8 + 3 + 1.5 = 12.5 damage for 5 energy
Crit: 10 (no)
Paralysis: 78 (no)
Round 2
Mincinno: Thunder Wave at Bulbasaur for 7 energy
Bulbasaur is paralysed (25%).
-2hp due to poison
yo yo Frosty is on the house with what appears to be a match that just-won't-end!
Mincinno is the first to act, or would be as it chose to use a combo and needs to time to prepare. Obviously Bulbasaur won't let it focus... or "wouldn't" as it ends up being fully paralysed. Beldum, used to his own paralysis, manages to overcome it and hit Mincinno with Zen Headbutt. But our resident cutemon isn't fazed by it as it hits Bulbasaur 3 times with TAIL BITCHSLAP. The plant lizard is still alive, but barely. On the side note, Overgrow activated.
Now round 2, Mincinno is enjoying his poison as it cools down while Bulbsaur and Beldum bring it two steps closer to defeat with Razor Leaf and Iron Head
Round 1
Bulbasaur uses Power Whip at Mincinno: PARALYSED for 7 energy
Hit: 28 (no)
Crit: 15 (no)
Paralysis: 17 (yes actually)
Beldum uses Zen Headbutt at Mincinno: 8 + 3 = 11 damage for 5 energy
Flinch: 57 (no)
Paralysis: 67 (no)
Crit: 4 (no)
Hit: 42 (yes)
Mincinno uses Tail BITCHSLAP at Bulbasaur: 3*(3*2.25) + 3 + 1 = 24.25 damage for 30 energy
Crit: 14, 13, 1(1 crit)
Hits: 6/8 (3 hits)
-2hp due to poison
Mincinno starts this round by finishing off Bulbasaur with Pound. But then it ...hit of course. Bulbasaur was KO'd.
Beldum now has to face the mincinno alone, which isn't a problem, considering that the normal-type doesn't have any SE move against it aside from dig <_<. And that fact calms Beldum so much that it is capable with a Zen Headbutt, without paralysis going in its way.
Now on turn 2, Mincinno pulls out the carpet is uses it against to renew Beldum's paralysis with thunder wave. While it doed that, it is possible to hear it...pray.
Mincinno: "minccinoooo..." (translation: Oh gods of hax, please help a loyal servant who is screwed up beyon belief in what appears to be an impossible battle. GUIDE ME TOWARD VICTORY"
AND THEN A DISEMBODIED VOICE ANSWERS
Hax God: "OH LOYAL SERVANT. THOU HAST PROVIDE ME MNANY OPPORTUNITIES TO SHOW MY STRENGHT. BUT THE FAVOUR THEE HAST ASKED DEMANDS THOUGHT...
MY DECISION IS...I PREFER Beldum. Buh Bye"
*BONK!*
WOW, Beldum took the opportunity while Mincinno was busy to Iron Head its way to victory!.
Mincinno was KO'D
LORD JESSEUS WINS!!
Mincinno uses pound against Bulbasaur: KO for 2 energy
-2hp due to poison.
Beldum: Zen Headbutt against Mincinno: 8 + 3 = 11 damage for 5 energy
Hit: 1/100 (yep)
Crit: 9 (no)
Paralysis: 88/100 (no)
Mincinno uses Thunder Wave against Beldum: Paralysis renewed for 7 energy
-2hp due to poison
Beldum: Iron Head against Mincinno: 8 + 3 = 11 damage for 5 energy
Paralysis: 100/100 (no)
Crit: 4/16 (no)
