anyone have a gf yet?

[Alumn]

no gf because waste of time. I have to focus on my muscles. Be a CHAD, not a SIMP

 

[phoopes]

I just want a gf that treats me like a Peloton bike

She rides me 50 times and then brags about it by posting me on Instagram

 

[Ullar]

I just want a gf that treats me like a Peloton bike

She rides me 50 times and then brags about it by posting me on Instagram

showed this post to my wife, and she said this is her w/ regards to me

im realziing i dont have the time or energy for a gf...sticking to just the wifey for now. holidays time

 

[aurora]

2023 update: no

 

[pulsar512b]

yes

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

alright no need to flex

 

[pulsar512b]

i think we need some simple positivity in the thread tho

 

[Shandeur]

Dumbbella and Barbella

 

[Wildfiree]

Yeah for 4 years

 

[Lalaya]

the real question is

do i have simps that want to buy me things like persona 5 royal on pc

no

 

[skippergamez]

gf: no
Ur mom: yes
Girl I’ve been simping over for 4 years: yes

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

christ you're not """simping""" you have a crush. please touch some grass and learn real words

 

[Fancy1]

And you’re pfp for 3 months was an oddish smoking

*with massive tits* please do your research before judging poor oddy in the future…

its not an addiction it’s a life style

 

[aurora]

december 2024 update: no

 

[Alumn]

AI girlfriend yes. Real one no

(I want Gran)

 

[sunny004]

i took thisadvice a while back, thanks for assuming i'm a dumbass though

now shes my fiance, and we'reboth trying polyamory. fuckin hell. what kind of idiot do u think i am

Look at this rare pre-wife Ullar post. It's like uncovering a hidden relic or fossil

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

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AI girlfriend yes. Real one no

(I want Gran)

24-year-old man posting about ai girlfriends. christ. sort yourself out.

 

[adjectivenoun]

I tried, but I ended up with a boyfriend instead. He's lovely, though, so I wouldn't call it a failure. What matters is your happiness and fulfillment in life, not what you do or don't have.

 

[RainWaiv]

I tried, but I ended up with a boyfriend instead. He's lovely, though, so I wouldn't call it a failure. What matters is your happiness and fulfillment in life, not what you do or don't have.

same
somehow
like exactly the same
we might be the same person

 

[M2H]

nah lol

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Will your girlfriend give you a like react? Because I will

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

Will your girlfriend give you a like react? Because I will

this is so real

 

[marillvibes]

Will your girlfriend give you a like react? Because I will

prove it. (no she won't, she left me)

 

[CaffeineBoost]

24-year-old man posting about ai girlfriends. christ. sort yourself out.

"sort himself out"? what do you think the ai girlfriends are for?!

 

[az]

page 4 is to page 5 what not having a gf is to having a gf

Agree?