Following a recent fallout I recently had with parts of the Pokémon fandom a little over a month ago at this point, if I'm not mistaken, I recently took an extended break from any and all Pokémon-related threads for reasons I won't be diving into here. That being said... I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested in the idea of making a new VR for Gen 3 OU in 2023. I'm still not going to act like I'm nearly experienced enough to make a full tier list using that template (I may still do one for fun, though, if that's okay with you guys), there are is still one Pokémon I want to talk about in a dedicated post that I'm curious to see where you guys would rank them on your own VR.

This might sound like a hot take, and it is, but I'm done acting like this isn't what I believe. In a tier dominated by Sand Stream, Spikes, Toxic, and several bulky metagame staples, there's one Pokémon that stands out to me among the rest for is role compression, and that Pokémon is Starmie. Case in point, my hot take is that I genuinely believe Starmie is the best Pokémon in the current Gen 3 OU metagame. This isn't a sh**post. I'm being completely serious. I get it- Tyranitar and its sand are as influential as ever, Steel-Types are absolutely incredible in the meta currently, particularly Metagross and Skarmory, Gengar gained Levitate in this generation and has the fastest sleep move in the tier, and Blissey is still the metagame's best special wall by a ridiculous margin. These are all excellent points that I can get behind. But at the end of the day, none of you can deny just how much impact this thing has had while everyone else has been focused on other threats.
For starters, Starmie's matchup spread against the current metagame is absolutely amazing. Tyranitar, Metagross, Skarmory, Gengar, Salamence, Gyarados, and the two Fire-Types are all very much winnable depending on Starmie's moveset. Even matchups that still aren't great like Zapdos and Celebi aren't completely hopeless thanks to Ice Beam's great synergy with Water-Type attacks. Offensive Starmie has the benefit of being one of the tier's best special attackers in a physically biased landscape while still being able to fit Rapid Spin in the fourth moveslot. If your team doesn't need all of Surf/Hydro Pump and BoltBeam coverage on one Pokémon, you can even get rid of one of the three attacking moves and run a utility two attacks set with options like the aforementioned Rapid Spin or the Recover/Thunder Wave combo, RBY style. Defensively, being the best Rapid Spinner against Gengar matchup-wise has its perks on both balance and hardcore stall teams. With access to Natural Cure and 32 PP Recover among other unexplored tools, defensive Starmie variants can even try and act like a makeshift Bulky Water which retaining its naturally high base 115 Speed, allowing for more flexibility in the team builder. These are just the strategies Starmie is known for, and while I definitely don't see "Starmie at #1" being a very popular opinion, the fact alone that Rapid Spin Starmie Spikes Stall is seen as one of, if not the metagame's current strongest archetype, means it at least deserves to be in the conversation. Very few Pokémon in any OU metagame get the chance to say they're a part of the name of the tier's best playstyle, and somehow Starmie found a way to make it happen.

This might sound like a hot take, and it is, but I'm done acting like this isn't what I believe. In a tier dominated by Sand Stream, Spikes, Toxic, and several bulky metagame staples, there's one Pokémon that stands out to me among the rest for is role compression, and that Pokémon is Starmie. Case in point, my hot take is that I genuinely believe Starmie is the best Pokémon in the current Gen 3 OU metagame. This isn't a sh**post. I'm being completely serious. I get it- Tyranitar and its sand are as influential as ever, Steel-Types are absolutely incredible in the meta currently, particularly Metagross and Skarmory, Gengar gained Levitate in this generation and has the fastest sleep move in the tier, and Blissey is still the metagame's best special wall by a ridiculous margin. These are all excellent points that I can get behind. But at the end of the day, none of you can deny just how much impact this thing has had while everyone else has been focused on other threats.
For starters, Starmie's matchup spread against the current metagame is absolutely amazing. Tyranitar, Metagross, Skarmory, Gengar, Salamence, Gyarados, and the two Fire-Types are all very much winnable depending on Starmie's moveset. Even matchups that still aren't great like Zapdos and Celebi aren't completely hopeless thanks to Ice Beam's great synergy with Water-Type attacks. Offensive Starmie has the benefit of being one of the tier's best special attackers in a physically biased landscape while still being able to fit Rapid Spin in the fourth moveslot. If your team doesn't need all of Surf/Hydro Pump and BoltBeam coverage on one Pokémon, you can even get rid of one of the three attacking moves and run a utility two attacks set with options like the aforementioned Rapid Spin or the Recover/Thunder Wave combo, RBY style. Defensively, being the best Rapid Spinner against Gengar matchup-wise has its perks on both balance and hardcore stall teams. With access to Natural Cure and 32 PP Recover among other unexplored tools, defensive Starmie variants can even try and act like a makeshift Bulky Water which retaining its naturally high base 115 Speed, allowing for more flexibility in the team builder. These are just the strategies Starmie is known for, and while I definitely don't see "Starmie at #1" being a very popular opinion, the fact alone that Rapid Spin Starmie Spikes Stall is seen as one of, if not the metagame's current strongest archetype, means it at least deserves to be in the conversation. Very few Pokémon in any OU metagame get the chance to say they're a part of the name of the tier's best playstyle, and somehow Starmie found a way to make it happen.