Tfw you have not played the series of games for sooo long that you have to watch YouTube playthroughs to appreciate the lore
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Does marriage counseling count?All of you should go to therapy.
I'm gonna give myself a taste of my own medicine and do a eulogy of the greatest PMPL team ever, the Pantomire Gourgeists AKA The Gourgs AKA GG PG Money Gangz.
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Now, looking at the initial draft, I think we all have the same question, 'Why is zxgzxg so goddamn sexy? And how did such a cracked team lose so fucking hard?" Now I think this can be boiled down to a few subtle but deadly flaws:
So despite TTTech and pokology winning every game of Gen 6 RU they played,
- In their M4A slot, absolute goats Lasen and Ara unfortunately passed away in a tragic flood while trying to find out what the fuck Mega Mismagius does. We'll never know now.
- The FESV slot zxgzxg, as previously mentioned, is unbearably sexy and was too busy getting bitches and investing in crypto to actually play well. He also has no idea what Regenerator does.
- shiloh , the Alternatium SEX main, it burns when I pee. Like reeeeeally burns. Is that supposed to happen? Am I gonna die?
- Cao Jie, bless his heart, got haxxed every week, so I solely blame God for that one.
- On Week 3, Curse+Rest Snorlax broke into bekama's home and shot his 28 Gourgillion times, rendering him unable to play. Quite sad.
Apologies, there was a spider on my keyboard and it pressed the Enter key for me. Lil' fucker was banished to the shadow realm of my stomach for his transgressions.
Anyways, despite TTTech winning all 15 weeks, the weight of my sins forever curses me, allowing me to never feel joy. I pray that someone may break my curse of immortality, freeing me from my hellish punishment. I hope the Gourgs have better luck (and better support, looking at you Beaf Cultist) in 10 years, when PMPL III is being hosted. Until then, here's another Discord screenshot of @anacooma I find quite humorous:
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Lmao, ana is pooping!
I've only played like total 5 natdex games in my life so I kinda always questioned where you got this from but thanks for the game analysis you wrote. Those were very interesting to readFluore of the Phantomire Gourgeists, each being extremely skilled NatDex players making their JolteMons debuts.
Gotta give anaconja a taste of his own medicine and do an euology of how the WUoG and the Think-a-Ton Crew didn't even make it to semis:
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Okay, as we can see here, it's quite clear the TaTC didn't spend their budget quite well. A good start was around their leaders in decently known Pet Modders Sticky Fingaa and Lord Zorz (the latter which formerly gave leadership to the Turn 1 Booomers in the previous PMPL), and from there they managed to get Earl, who is a good strategist and player even beyond the tiers he mains, but beyond that, some basic research from the past PMPL sheet shows that they overpaid a lot on players with questionable precedents, which isn't helped by some of the players being newcomers this PMPL round, and thus one can claim at least some had difficulty getting customized.
From here, it's clear some of their most expensive players got significantly more Ls than Ws, and it sure isn't helped by activity Ls being called on them multiple times, which implies that their leaders didn't do a good job moderating their players to at least push for a substitute in such cases, and so overall there were problems everywhere, but at least Earl didn't get hax'd to death like the past PMPL.
Mad + it is the timeline + im voting dnbtop tier analysis, well done :thumbsup:
sobbing and crying (i am not)Mad + it is the timeline + im voting dnb