some questions are timeless
what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
who would win, rocky or marciano?
if god is impotent, how come he can't make a set of three lying doors like in labyrinth or w/e that all lie to him at the same time while he benchpresses them?
for milenniums, scholae have pondered on these quandaries
today, however, i bring you an announcement — it's time to put the greatest question of all time to the best
who would win, az or za?
it's been a long time in the making — it's hard to imagine two users with as storied a history as this..
however, in case youve been living under a rock this entire time (since yesterday when this all began), let's introduce you to the competitors
two users with equally cool short two-letter usernames..
that they would seek one another out to determine who may reign was inevitable
and so, the challenge was issued....
let's meet our first challenger, az....
name: az
weight: 200,000 pounds (sterling)
age: yes
battling strategy: wisdom, patience, pure agrescion, power of will, hunting senses of a spotted warbler
yep, this user sure has been around the block a few times — owing predominantly to their oversized left leg, a byproduct of their Three Hundred Hopsquat routine
twelve thousand years old, its said az invented the pokeball as a child when he was finger-painting with red and white paint, and cupped his hand around a garydos to capture it
since then the ancient user has gone on to reach dizzying heights, with an incomparable battling career, including winning the Invisible Trophy cup, and the Mass Amnesia About It smogon tour..... incredible. he;s yet to be defeated in nearly a decade of battling. waow!!
now, the user reportedly rarely approaches the field of battle, instead playing out millions of strategies a second in his Mind Palace
wow, a true compedidor
and their opponent?
name: za
favourite order of letters a and z: za
age: young buck
3 * 3: 9
a user that couldn't be more opposite.. this young turk has shaken up the scene ever since they came along, conquering the pokemon league decisively.. all from the comfort of their home with their ipod nano. brave new world!
where az boasts Being Alive For A Long Time, za keeps their age lean, all that power condensed into a sleek, aerodynamic lifespan
as a result this competitor is quick on their feet, and theyve even got an avatar in full technicolor. fancy!!
needless to say, it#s sure to be a battle for the ages
they were born in separate millenniums
a clash of titans
a clash of clans, proud sponsor of this once-in-a-lifetime pay-per-view event
it's red versus blue
it's old versus new
it's alpha versus omega
it's butts versus pizza
it's renting but having a rly hot landlady versus owning and having residential security
it's crunchy versus smooth
coke versus pepsi
ess-mod versus smod
and there can be only one..................
on 13/03/21 (03/13/21 if youre nasty) at 23:00 GMT, these questions and more will be answered once and for all...
pokemon may never be the same again
what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
who would win, rocky or marciano?
if god is impotent, how come he can't make a set of three lying doors like in labyrinth or w/e that all lie to him at the same time while he benchpresses them?
for milenniums, scholae have pondered on these quandaries
today, however, i bring you an announcement — it's time to put the greatest question of all time to the best
who would win, az or za?
it's been a long time in the making — it's hard to imagine two users with as storied a history as this..
however, in case youve been living under a rock this entire time (since yesterday when this all began), let's introduce you to the competitors
two users with equally cool short two-letter usernames..
that they would seek one another out to determine who may reign was inevitable
and so, the challenge was issued....
let's meet our first challenger, az....
name: az
weight: 200,000 pounds (sterling)
age: yes
battling strategy: wisdom, patience, pure agrescion, power of will, hunting senses of a spotted warbler
yep, this user sure has been around the block a few times — owing predominantly to their oversized left leg, a byproduct of their Three Hundred Hopsquat routine
twelve thousand years old, its said az invented the pokeball as a child when he was finger-painting with red and white paint, and cupped his hand around a garydos to capture it
since then the ancient user has gone on to reach dizzying heights, with an incomparable battling career, including winning the Invisible Trophy cup, and the Mass Amnesia About It smogon tour..... incredible. he;s yet to be defeated in nearly a decade of battling. waow!!
now, the user reportedly rarely approaches the field of battle, instead playing out millions of strategies a second in his Mind Palace
wow, a true compedidor
and their opponent?
name: za
favourite order of letters a and z: za
age: young buck
3 * 3: 9
a user that couldn't be more opposite.. this young turk has shaken up the scene ever since they came along, conquering the pokemon league decisively.. all from the comfort of their home with their ipod nano. brave new world!
where az boasts Being Alive For A Long Time, za keeps their age lean, all that power condensed into a sleek, aerodynamic lifespan
as a result this competitor is quick on their feet, and theyve even got an avatar in full technicolor. fancy!!
needless to say, it#s sure to be a battle for the ages
they were born in separate millenniums
a clash of titans
a clash of clans, proud sponsor of this once-in-a-lifetime pay-per-view event
it's red versus blue
it's old versus new
it's alpha versus omega
it's butts versus pizza
it's renting but having a rly hot landlady versus owning and having residential security
it's crunchy versus smooth
coke versus pepsi
ess-mod versus smod
and there can be only one..................
on 13/03/21 (03/13/21 if youre nasty) at 23:00 GMT, these questions and more will be answered once and for all...
pokemon may never be the same again
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