oh yeah also my winrate is now not zero
It's cheaper than therapywhy are u replying to random posts in a game u didn't even play
i wang someone to gouge my eyes outIf you think about it, it's kind of a good thing that I wasn't in this game because giving me a gun is never a good idea.
Wait, there's no nights...
Well then...
Gigaresponse 2: Longer Than Most Pages Edition
Day 1:
Monarchy: American Edition
Why do I recognize that pfp from somewhere else...?
real, true, and adjectivethree
Because I don't know shit about Pummeled Mass Dysentery
No.
We will get the Geoguessr guy on your ass immediately
these words were never meant to be in the same sentence
So...me?
Wait, would that mean that...
Scott here!
Couldn't be me.
At least there's content.
Goddammit...
*CinemaSins ding*
who in the what now?
I will continue thinking of oj as hitlist.png.
Me when...
when...
I can't think of anything...
I am the terrorism.
Oh, but when I go after everyone, the game "doesn't support it" and I'm told to "actually vote someone".
I see how it is...
smh still not WW day 1
Because they can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones solving shit.
But there's no sense crying
over each word they say.
You just keep on scrolling
till the end of the day.
And the thread gets too long.
And some duck has a gun.
For the townsfolk who are
still alive.
assault him with a wrench ez
Nonono, I stole pulsar's account, pulsar stole zippy's account, and zippy is fucking around with Smogon customer service.
YOOOOOOOOOO THE ACCOUNT THEFT LORE CONTINUES
real though
If that were me I'd derail the thread with "ojs on my hitlist"
Needs more ImaginaryNeon (1) - ImaginaryNeon smh
...
Pulsar is just Me 2, so that makes sense.
Kill me.
peter griffin
Fnhyl
Finally we can restore order and give a Texan the gun.
Unless that fucker's name is a lie.
Nah.
real
REAL
everyone press the F1 button on your keyboard
pls do this
AH FUCK NAH
Bullets are a great rolecop!
(derogatory)
There's a TOS?
Mario Maker reference (real)
based
It's later.
As a Texan, can confirm.
STILL ALIVE
Hey, that's my job!
EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
You had friends?
Good for you.
Wrong page.
First time?
oj (derogatory)
No.
real
You have to get the bullet to get the gun.
It makes a beautiful line.
Okay but what about in color?
Texas man drinks too much beer; forgets he killed a man.
REAL
this is a bad post
words
WW mafia thread, duh.
couldn't be me
Wait since when was psy in Texas?
(Yes I'm making this joke a third time, fuck you.)
I'd like to actually be able to join a mafia game, thank you very much.
You're supposed to use lemons for arson. We've been over this.
Dammit, I'm gonna have to redownload it...
Isn't that what you get in most Mario Karts after drifting for a certain amount of time?
It was 10:25 PM in Texas when you posted this.
You: Nice shot!
You: Nice shot!
You: Nice shot!
Chat disabled for 3 seconds
I wasn't even expecting him to try and do that lol.
But thank god I don't have to worry too much about having my sheet up to date because, as of this response thing, I'm 16 pages behind.
The effects of prolonged exposure to the gun (such as suicidal thoughts or actions) are not a part of this test.
No.
Day 2:
Vehicular manslaughter with a long vehicle stereotypically colored yellow.
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something something Aperture Science something something you monster
In my defense, I was catching up on the like 30 or so pages since I was last on.
Once again, why is this funny to me?
Yo Jalmont isn't going after the entirety of New Mexico, I think he's scum.
Not a true combo, only the first one connected.
I think he prefers to stay inside.
At least y'all found someone else
to help you.
Maybe I'll be next...
THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.
this zippy is jalmont
They most certainly exist.
Who has more pfp changes?
Zippy since the first game he was in (I forgot which one) or Ehmcee in this singular game?
No pocketing is a thing you do as Medic in TF2.
Vehicular manslaughter
Consider the fact that I exist.
Good
- me, a Texan
Mist (Japanese: しろいきり White Mist) is a non-damaging Ice-type move introduced in Generation I.
It's called torture.
Would you rather I do it?
Holy fuck Ehmcee/Hydro scumteam real?
oh god this post is gonna be gargantuan
holy fuck he just like me fr
this is actually a reference to me because I said so
Now, as said by everyone else playing tag in 4th grade as they push me towards whoever's "it",
SACRIFICE!
SACRIFICE!
SACRIFICE!
I GAZE OFF INTO THE BOUNDLESS SK-*dies*
Didn't we just have a game where that happened?
oj's been pissed off at the concept of me as any role
minecraft
sqrt(e)
etc.
I know from one of the last alts I made for sm64js' discord server that something similar has happened to at least one person who has been wrongly assumed to be an alt of me on the site (I had made like a shitton of alts on sm64js). I wonder what happened to that guy...
But I'll never know,
will I?
The Neon wagon is real!
lol
No.
I say that as someone with absolutely no control on the matter.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
something
LIAR
Day 3:
Bro at least use the random name picker wheel thing
Day 4 (I guess):
Maybe this won't take 12 years after all.
No it makes the game go quicker which means that my suffering ends earlier so really we need to hipfire more.
(In other words send help)
Isn't that my job?
Hi, hello, that's me.
So me but instead of a spreadsheet it's random iso shit
What did you do to anger the Demoman mains?
Don't give me hope.
I'm too illiterate for this
Wait shit no it would just be 6 for me. gg ez shake my hand
*less
Correct!
So, did you see the murderer?
you didn't even vote yesterday
Remember kids, if I'm depressed, it's because you aren't, too!
Real
nullslip real
Ah hell nah bro has two hitlists.
(Insert random quote about us not being so different after all or something idk)
Instructions unclear, +2 0 Atk Kingambit Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Type: Null: 204-241 (61.6 - 72.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Vote Flood
Note: I know of a completely unbiased targeting method for if I theoretically got gun (even though that's impossible.
It's called gambling.
Based
Vote ImaginaryNeon
You can't tell me what to do!
Now get it to a very Hale's Own response.
MMM MMPH!
Accurate.
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Free me from this pain.
Hop on Rocket League ranked Rumble (I'm hard-stuck in Gold)
This is the story of a man named Texas Cloverleaf.]
Okay so it isn't just me.
"We" as in scum?
gg ez
WHY IS NOONE ELSE PUSHING THE CART?!?!
I love gambling.
He is going to shit yourself.
Day 7?...I don't even know anymore:
For once, I'm actually kinda hoping scum wins.
Day 8:
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wait, there's actual gameplay happening?
Instructions unclear
Shoot: uhhhh I actually can't think of a mod for one of the servers or whatever I'm banned from. Fuck.
Can we kill someone already? I want to be done with this.
KILL.
yes
Food poisoning.
speed
Day 9:
This is gonna take like 15 "days", isn't it?
Day 10:
WHAT
Real quick, what's the nutritional value of a bullet?
That's not how gun work.
Yeah then he wakes up to being dead and me winning a game.
Mac, aim for the balls.
Day 11:
Marking start of D11...
Thing go fast.
Day 13:
someone shoot me this is unbearable
Postgame:
(See my dream where I got banned from a Smorgon that doesn't exist.)
Like at this point this has to be intentionalEcmhee you playing in next?
https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/lovers-dance-engagement-party-sign-ups.3728618/Like at this point this has to be intentional
Probably yeah
y not
i think in some way we actually hit on the most optimal play patternand most ratios in the OP hovered around 50% especially with the addition of parity which I think is a fine and cool mechanic for this sort of setup. Also at first the 48 deadline looked like the game was going to a crawl but then the entire game got finished within the last two days or so, so it was wildly quick once people were feeling confident to press the trigger.