Worst jobs to have for take your kid to work day

The crown tundra with your daughter to see all types of legends, but not only does she not want to because she’d only interested in the max lair, you’d keep falling asleep for some reason, like you’re body’s not quite your own...but some kid tells you that they just saw a pokemon with a massive noggin
 
Probably a member of the time-traveling squad known as Tenet. The kid wouldn't have the training of how to deal with having his or her entropy inverted and that would make navigating the past very difficult if not impossible. They would also need to wear one of the masks to breath inverted oxygen, and we all know how much kids hate wearing those. And it would probably prove to be a traumatic experience as the kid is not yet at a mature enough age to comprehend the existential crises of time travel's implications on free will, causality, and the grandfather paradox. I know that shit scared the hell out of me as a kid.
 
Assassin, bounty hunter, prison guard, d&d adventurer, nuclear bomb testing.


And the one person who should be the last to take their child to work is... death.

edit: also nsfw artists.
 
phoopes said:
I don't need them digging up my old posts and bringing them up at the dinner table
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too late
explain this phoopes :blobglare:
 
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