What should I use in my Tinder bio

[Celticpride]

And how many pictures of myself holding big fish should I include?

 

[Colonel M]

And how many pictures of myself holding big fish should I include?

This is Tinder, not Plenty of Fish.

 

[phoopes]

I'm not like the girls who say they're not like the other girls. I'm like the girls who the other girls say they're not like.

 

[BP]

 

[Mace]

 

[Alan]

The fastest way to happiness is lowered expectations.

 

[cookie]

why give out your dick/pussy for free when you can charge for it via onlyfans

 

[S1nn0hC0nfirm3d]

Hewwo hewwo hewooo!!!! I wuv wuv W U V Pokemon!!! And honestly? If you aren’t a Pokemon wuver yourself just. stop. reading!!!! I need a POKEMON LOVER PARTNER, MUCH LIKE MYSELF, NEED I REMIND YOU, and anyone else is chopped liver. Think you got what it takes, puddin? Gotta catch em all!

Edit: I forgot to tell you to only do this if you’re 100% ready to handle the huge influx of instant gratification for every match you get per swipe. Not everyone can handle that kinda power and I wouldn’t want you to trip without fair warning...

 

[Akai]

Just post a picture of your badges and say:
'I only need one more badge and it's your heart'

 

[MAMP]

i got a lot of matches with “i’m really good at pokemon and i floss every day” as my bio, although i’m also very hot so your mileage may vary

 

[aaronarium]

Not a meme but on apps you'd be surprised at how much positive attention you can get by being tactful and not an absolute ogre. not meant to be a dig

I'm gay though so idk how that influences the demographics

 

[ceal]

Just swipe right on me and you won’t need a Tinder anymore please god I’m so fucking lonely

 

[R-B-Y]

I post on smogon.com, a competitive pokemon battling website

 

[mf]

the best bio i ever saw was 'Ernie in the streets, Bert in the sheets' but that has probably been copied to death by now