“Alright team, we just got the art for our next modeling project.”
“Let’s start with the sinister, glowing red eye. How do we make it?”
“Unfortunately, the technology to make a thing glow just doesn’t exist yet. How about a flat pink disk instead?”
“Perfect! Next, turn up the saturation on the brown. As it is, the wood looks kind of dead.”
“Sir, it’s a ghost type. It’s supposed to look dead.”
“Good point. But if it’s dead, what’s with all the interesting curves that flow into each other? They add a lot of life to the design, so let’s get rid of them.”
“Next up, the pose. How do we feel about it?”
“It kind of creeps me out.”
“Yeah, it’s unsettling. I don’t know why.”
“I know! The artist messed up the symmetry! I’m surprised they didn’t notice. Go ahead and fix that.”
“Lastly, what’s going on with the black inside the trunk? It almost looks like its body is made from some weird, intangible, shadowy substance. Gross!”
“I have a solution: just make that part super shiny and reflective. We could make it look like a rubbery grey post is holding it up.”
“Is that what the artist intended?”
“Who knows? None of these dumb monsters make sense! Do it!”
“I think this just might be our masterpiece.”
“Let’s start with the sinister, glowing red eye. How do we make it?”
“Unfortunately, the technology to make a thing glow just doesn’t exist yet. How about a flat pink disk instead?”
“Perfect! Next, turn up the saturation on the brown. As it is, the wood looks kind of dead.”
“Sir, it’s a ghost type. It’s supposed to look dead.”
“Good point. But if it’s dead, what’s with all the interesting curves that flow into each other? They add a lot of life to the design, so let’s get rid of them.”
“Next up, the pose. How do we feel about it?”
“It kind of creeps me out.”
“Yeah, it’s unsettling. I don’t know why.”
“I know! The artist messed up the symmetry! I’m surprised they didn’t notice. Go ahead and fix that.”
“Lastly, what’s going on with the black inside the trunk? It almost looks like its body is made from some weird, intangible, shadowy substance. Gross!”
“I have a solution: just make that part super shiny and reflective. We could make it look like a rubbery grey post is holding it up.”
“Is that what the artist intended?”
“Who knows? None of these dumb monsters make sense! Do it!”
“I think this just might be our masterpiece.”
