touching grass

[Bug Maniac Aydon]

so today I was playing lol and I learned of the thing kids call "touching grass"

time to go try

huh

ok time to play more lol

 

[ThatOneSpork]

All those people that tell you to go touch grass are so insensitive. What if you have no grass nearby? What if you are allergic to grass? What if you're afraid of the color green? So rude to assume that grass is healthy for me.

 

[aurora]

I don't like grass. It's itchy and wet and gross and it stains everything.

 

[Sijih]

grass probably evolved in the cretaceous at the earliest so this insult really wouldn’t hit if you were a dinosaur from an era before then

if you were a proceratosaurus and someone told you to touch grass you’d be all like “ROOOOAAAAAR argrhhgrghgrghr wraaaa”. because you wouldn’t know what grass was. and because you wouldn’t speak english. and then you’d eat the pasty little nerd.

 

[faint]

telling others to "touch grass" is gross, ableist "insult" disregarding non-ablebodied individuals and those with extreme social disorders. call them cunts instead.

 

[CaffeineBoost]

i'm touching ASS if you know what i mean

i've just finished shitting and i need to wipe

 

[Fishy]

telling others to "touch grass" is gross, ableist "insult" disregarding non-ablebodied individuals and those with extreme social disorders. call them cunts instead.

i can't believe you said this on International Women's Day, proud of u

 

[AM]

The irony of saying touch grass is what's funny, not the actual statement.

 

[boo836]

i hate being told this because it reminds me of how i'd break out in hives for sitting on grass. I used to play a lot of sports too

 

[Ur local kangaroo]

the grass around here is either dead or is covered in snow

 

[Martin]

You are challenged by Grass Toucher Aydon!