He's Back.
And he's not going to have a good time. If you don't enjoy amphibians being forcefully discarded from the gene pool, in ways unserious to unpleasant, in text or visual form, now's probably a good time to turn back.
Credits to Bones Malone (Youtube video; not appropriate for all audiences) and Frogger Wiki for most of the images.
There's no blood or anything here, this is still Frogger, but they went the extra mile on some of these animations. Also, like, a lot of these inevitably intersect with phobias - here's a basic text list with no images if you want to check in advance.
Running Out of Time
Drowning
Run Over by Car
Alligator
Snake
Beaver
Large Bird
Spider (already hidden with a spoiler in the main list)
Falling to Death
Thorns
Pit Bull
Bees
Large Squirrel
Sliding Off Cliff Into Dark Cave / Skiing
Lava
Ground Up by Lawnmower
Fireball / Meteor
There's no blood or anything here, this is still Frogger, but they went the extra mile on some of these animations. Also, like, a lot of these inevitably intersect with phobias - here's a basic text list with no images if you want to check in advance.
Running Out of Time
Drowning
Run Over by Car
Alligator
Snake
Beaver
Large Bird
Spider (already hidden with a spoiler in the main list)
Falling to Death
Thorns
Pit Bull
Bees
Large Squirrel
Sliding Off Cliff Into Dark Cave / Skiing
Lava
Ground Up by Lawnmower
Fireball / Meteor
This is just the first half of the game, maybe I'll do the second later.
Comment your favorite below!!
These deaths are par for the course for Frogger, or just for video games in general. These are here more for completion than anything.
Try not to do that.
You'd think frogs could swim. But jumping in the water, or getting dragged below by misbehaving turtles, is bad. Frogger is not having a good time here.
Yeah.
Ironic. Great conversation starter.
These are, like, pretty expected for a fantasy frog environment.
You can tell it's not a crocodile because it'll see you later, and not in a while.
You can see in the corner it's coming to eat your time bar. Just kidding! Only your flesh.
The wiki says it's an otter, but those teeth have to mean a beaver, right?
Frogger supports a whole ecosystem of obligate Froggervores.
Likes to hang out in dark caves, where it's hard to see.
This game could have baseball bats and they'd fit right in.
Thankfully the caution tape keeps us OSHA-compliant.
The first pic tells me that the collision of that cloud is a bit unclear. The second tells me that the devs are laughing at you.
This feels a little unnecessary.
If I took the screenshot later than this, he wouldn't be recognizable as Frogger anymore.
This is a ruff one. That bites. Frogger's really having his dog days huh? His chances to get out are spotty. It'd be a stretch. Even impawsible. His tail is over. His soul is unleashed from his body.
These guys terrified me as a kid, constantly chasing you in massive swarms. They don't terrify me as an adult, because I don't have the game anymore.
You'd be forgiven for thinking the squirrel is using its massive proboscis to drain Frogger's bodily fluids like a juice pack. That shape is just the stripe on Frogger's back.
It's more like sliding actually. Maybe that's the problem.
Not content with the heat from convection, Frogger takes a swim.
Dude!
At least his spleen is safe.
If your first thought was whether these are meteors, meteorites, or meteoroids, I have nothing to say to you.
