Stories but for people for who like puns

[BP]

I was at a bar last night and I ordered a drink with no ice. Barkeep puts more liquor in my glass. Change my mind midway and ask for ice. I got more Alcohol with no sacrif-Ice

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

lol

 

[CaffeineBoost]

Naturally, I have a lot of these:

Spoiler

please enjoy my many storeys.

 

[phoopes]

I was at a bar last night and I ordered a drink with no ice. Barkeep puts more liquor in my glass. Change my mind midway and ask for ice. I got more Alcohol with no sacrif-Ice

I always get my drinks on the rocks because I don’t support ICE

 

[dreepy]

Yeah ISIS some bad people