Hello, this is a really great team i managed to build with many weeks of study and research. Being an incredibly good player, my games have been met mostly with success (about 3000 ELO), so i hope i can build elo fast enough to sell my account and feed my family as a single mom instead of selling my body on the streets.
This team has a counter for every existing pokemon and team, but i accept suggestions on how to better it to suit my needs of elo climbing in order to feed my four children.
spidops (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Stakeout
Tera Type: Bug
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- First Impression
- U-turn
- Sucker Punch
- Sticky Web
Strong priority user with occasional sticky web support. Its strong priority attacks force a lot of switches, where you can either get big damage with first impression, set sticky webs or gain momentum with u-turn. It's also very bulky and can be switched on most attacks without being OHKOed. Best played as a revenge killer, but can work as a lead if the opponent has a taunt lead, which you can U-turn on and then switch to a proper counter.
Pelvis (Squawkabilly) (M) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
Shiny: Yes
Tera Type: Normal
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Parting Shot
- Brave Bird
- Reversal/Quick attack
- Facade
Very potent wallbreaker with tera normal guts facade, it OHKOes pretty much everything that doesn't resist it. Synergizes with spidops, since you can bring it in with a slow u-turn and appreciates sticky webs, due to its middling speed.
Iceheart destroyer (Delibird) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Vital Spirit
Tera Type: Ice
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Counter
- Destiny Bond
- Ice Shard
This delibird set stops both special and physical sweepers as long as you manage to keep rocks off the field, very high-risk high-reward pick. Also appreciates sticky web support to get a fast destiny bond. Ice shard can get some kills late.
Deer #2 (Quagsire) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
Tera Type: Water
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Relaxed Nature
- Recover
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
- Chilling Water
Standard physical wall, mostly used to force swtiches for Pelvis to come in, and to stop some setup sweepers if the opponent managed to get rocks on your side of the field. Can also be used as a win condition in some cases.
Deer#1 (Sawsbuck) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
Tera Type: Fire
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Headbutt
- Horn Leech
- Play Rough
- Tera Blast
Deer#1 is a very underrated pokemon, and should be almost always used in the lead position to deny hazards. It can weaken the opponent with serene grace headbutts, and then fire off a coverage move to deny hazards completely. Focus sash is very useful in case the opponent doesn't flinch and decides to go for an attack. Tera fire hits everything that resists headbutt for enormous damage.
Shadow killer (Drifblim) (F) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Unburden
Tera Type: Ghost
EVs: 228 Atk / 4 Def / 252 SpA / 24 Spe
Rash Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Explosion
- Endure
- Strength Sap
Very strong sweeper, a great counter to volt switch/thunderbolt spam. 228 Atk/252 SpA is used to maximise both the damage of explosion and shadow ball. Strength sap is useful to avoid sucker punch, or in cases where you need more than 1 shadow ball to KO and the opponent can't KO you in one hit. Should generally be used mid to late game because +2 shadow ball can't OHKO most pokamans.
In conclusion, other than drawing your own f*cking conclusions from this tasteful combination of "Pokemons", i'd like to post some bible verses:
24. And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the Lᴏʀᴅ met him, and sought to kill him.25. Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, "Surely a bloody husband art thou to me."26. So he let him go: then she said, A bloody husband thou art, because of the circumcision.
Galatians 2:3
Verse Concepts
But not even Titus, who was with me, though he was a Greek, was compelled to be circumcised.
Ephesians 2:11
Verse Concepts
Therefore remember that formerly you, the Gentiles in the flesh, who are called “Uncircumcision” by the so-called “Circumcision,” which is performed in the flesh by human hands—
Colossians 3:11
Verse Concepts
a renewal in which there is no distinction between Greek and Jew, circumcised and uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave and freeman, but Christ is all, and in all.
This team has a counter for every existing pokemon and team, but i accept suggestions on how to better it to suit my needs of elo climbing in order to feed my four children.
spidops (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Stakeout
Tera Type: Bug
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- First Impression
- U-turn
- Sucker Punch
- Sticky Web
Strong priority user with occasional sticky web support. Its strong priority attacks force a lot of switches, where you can either get big damage with first impression, set sticky webs or gain momentum with u-turn. It's also very bulky and can be switched on most attacks without being OHKOed. Best played as a revenge killer, but can work as a lead if the opponent has a taunt lead, which you can U-turn on and then switch to a proper counter.
Pelvis (Squawkabilly) (M) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
Shiny: Yes
Tera Type: Normal
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Parting Shot
- Brave Bird
- Reversal/Quick attack
- Facade
Very potent wallbreaker with tera normal guts facade, it OHKOes pretty much everything that doesn't resist it. Synergizes with spidops, since you can bring it in with a slow u-turn and appreciates sticky webs, due to its middling speed.
Iceheart destroyer (Delibird) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Vital Spirit
Tera Type: Ice
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Counter
- Destiny Bond
- Ice Shard
This delibird set stops both special and physical sweepers as long as you manage to keep rocks off the field, very high-risk high-reward pick. Also appreciates sticky web support to get a fast destiny bond. Ice shard can get some kills late.
Deer #2 (Quagsire) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
Tera Type: Water
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Relaxed Nature
- Recover
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
- Chilling Water
Standard physical wall, mostly used to force swtiches for Pelvis to come in, and to stop some setup sweepers if the opponent managed to get rocks on your side of the field. Can also be used as a win condition in some cases.
Deer#1 (Sawsbuck) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
Tera Type: Fire
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Headbutt
- Horn Leech
- Play Rough
- Tera Blast
Deer#1 is a very underrated pokemon, and should be almost always used in the lead position to deny hazards. It can weaken the opponent with serene grace headbutts, and then fire off a coverage move to deny hazards completely. Focus sash is very useful in case the opponent doesn't flinch and decides to go for an attack. Tera fire hits everything that resists headbutt for enormous damage.
Shadow killer (Drifblim) (F) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Unburden
Tera Type: Ghost
EVs: 228 Atk / 4 Def / 252 SpA / 24 Spe
Rash Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Explosion
- Endure
- Strength Sap
Very strong sweeper, a great counter to volt switch/thunderbolt spam. 228 Atk/252 SpA is used to maximise both the damage of explosion and shadow ball. Strength sap is useful to avoid sucker punch, or in cases where you need more than 1 shadow ball to KO and the opponent can't KO you in one hit. Should generally be used mid to late game because +2 shadow ball can't OHKO most pokamans.
In conclusion, other than drawing your own f*cking conclusions from this tasteful combination of "Pokemons", i'd like to post some bible verses:
24. And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the Lᴏʀᴅ met him, and sought to kill him.25. Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, "Surely a bloody husband art thou to me."26. So he let him go: then she said, A bloody husband thou art, because of the circumcision.
Galatians 2:3
Verse Concepts
But not even Titus, who was with me, though he was a Greek, was compelled to be circumcised.
Ephesians 2:11
Verse Concepts
Therefore remember that formerly you, the Gentiles in the flesh, who are called “Uncircumcision” by the so-called “Circumcision,” which is performed in the flesh by human hands—
Colossians 3:11
Verse Concepts
a renewal in which there is no distinction between Greek and Jew, circumcised and uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave and freeman, but Christ is all, and in all.
