I hope everyone is having an astrally-charged Wednesday. The stars are shifting, and so are you! Here's what's in store for your upcoming week:
ARIES (March 21-April 20)
Things are looking up for you, Aries. Take some time to reestablish lost connections and maintain the ones you already have. You will find success in your educational or business ventures. Your Scalds will burn their targets. Your Focus Blasts will still miss. You may find yourself the target of unwanted attention. If you do, simply ignore it- it should pass, like all things in life.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Virgo, Capricorn
Beware Of: Libra
TAURUS (April 21-May 20)
This is a week of rest for you, Taurus. You have played a lot of videogames during your time and taking a break will do good to prevent carpal tunnel. Have you tried yoga? I hear its great for the back. You might find yourself lacking in good post ideas- that's ok, take some time to thoroughly think things over before hastily posting. Take it easy. If your hands really hurt, see a doctor.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Cancer, Virgo
Beware Of: Libra
GEMINI (May 21-June 21)
The path forward is bathed in blood, Gemini. Your financial investments will see modest returns. Your attempts at love will see weak results, but do not let that dissuade you. Work may be difficult right now, but a well-deserved break is coming. Friends are the key to happiness, so make sure to spend some time when them when you can. If you go shopping this week, you will find some great deals!
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Sagittarius, Taurus
Beware Of: Libra
CANCER (June 22-July 22)
I see grave danger in your future, Cancer. If you want to avoid this fate, simply DM me your credit card number, address, and the 3 arcane digits on the back.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Leo, Aquarius
Beware Of: Libra
LEO (July 23-August 23)
Good news! The stars have spoken, and 1 billion lions do, in fact, beat 1 of every Pokemon! Take this as a sign of supremely good luck, Leo. Enter the lottery, buy dogecoin, get your old Pokemon cards graded. Whatever it is, I see great fortune awaiting you. However, do not push your luck- if it seems too good to be true, reassess your situation and make an educated decision. Make sure to stay hydrated.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Pisces, Gemini
Beware Of: Libra
VIRGO (August 24-September 23)
The clock is ticking, Virgo. You have many deadlines in your life, and you may feel overwhelmed. But do not worry, for your hard work will pay off and you will eventually complete all that you need to. Beware of procrastination, even if that may be exactly what I am doing right now. You will establish new connections this week, so make sure to talk to new people and seek out social gatherings. However, make sure to do this in a covid-conscious way. We're still in a pandemic, you know.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Pisces, Capricorn
Beware Of: Libra
LIBRA (September 24-October 23)
I'm not sure what I'm seeing, but it doesn't look good. I'd suggest staying indoors.
"Lucky" React:
Friendly Zodiacs: None
Beware Of: Libra
SCORPIO (October 24-November 22)
Life is fleeting, Scorpio. I don't mean that in an ominous way or anything, it's just general advice. Try exercising often and eating a more balanced diet, there's always room for improvement. Try learning a new skill, like weaving, a new language, or getting good at Pokemon. Reevaluate your social life and cut out those who are toxic. Your romantic future looks bright! If you can shoot your shot, do it!
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Gemini, Sagittarius
Beware Of: Libra
SAGITTARIUS (November 23-December 21)
You are reaching the metaphorical "Page 5" of your life, Sagittarius. That means it is time for you to shake things up and celebrate a bit! Do not celebrate too hard, however- make sure to avoid hard drugs and dangerous situations. Some quick thinking and a bit of luck will get you out of a stressful position soon. Do not go rock climbing under any circumstances until this week ends.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Taurus, Virgo
Beware Of: Libra
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 21)
You have many enemies, Capricorn. You may encounter one of them soon- make sure that your blade is sharp and your willpower even sharper. You will know your enemy by the red mark under their right eye. If you run from them, you will be safe. However, if you fight and win, you will absorb their power and come out ready to crush any who dare oppose you. Make sure to spend some time outside and mingle with others, there's romance in the air!
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Trust no one
Beware Of: Libra
AQUARIUS (January 23-February 19)
Sorry Aquarius, but your love attempts are just not gonna work out this week. Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger. However, you will still have some fun alone, and make a lot of memories... alone. Wow, this is a pretty dreadful horoscope, huh? I wouldn't blame you if you ignore this one, or maybe you like being alone? I wouldn't know. Once again, sorry Aquarius.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Aquarius
Beware Of: Libra
PISCES(February 20-March 20)
Life may be boring now, Pisces, but a sudden shift will make things very interesting. Spend some time with your family, they wish you would talk with them more often. You may run into scheduling conflicts, likely due to obscure time-zones and inconsiderate individuals. Experimenting in your life will lead to positive results. You will find an inconsequential amount of money on the street this week, somewhere in the ballpark of a few nickels or so. Avoid carbs and dairy.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Scorpio, Aries
Beware Of: Libra
Things are looking up for you, Aries. Take some time to reestablish lost connections and maintain the ones you already have. You will find success in your educational or business ventures. Your Scalds will burn their targets. Your Focus Blasts will still miss. You may find yourself the target of unwanted attention. If you do, simply ignore it- it should pass, like all things in life.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Virgo, Capricorn
Beware Of: Libra
This is a week of rest for you, Taurus. You have played a lot of videogames during your time and taking a break will do good to prevent carpal tunnel. Have you tried yoga? I hear its great for the back. You might find yourself lacking in good post ideas- that's ok, take some time to thoroughly think things over before hastily posting. Take it easy. If your hands really hurt, see a doctor.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Cancer, Virgo
Beware Of: Libra
The path forward is bathed in blood, Gemini. Your financial investments will see modest returns. Your attempts at love will see weak results, but do not let that dissuade you. Work may be difficult right now, but a well-deserved break is coming. Friends are the key to happiness, so make sure to spend some time when them when you can. If you go shopping this week, you will find some great deals!
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Sagittarius, Taurus
Beware Of: Libra
I see grave danger in your future, Cancer. If you want to avoid this fate, simply DM me your credit card number, address, and the 3 arcane digits on the back.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Leo, Aquarius
Beware Of: Libra
Good news! The stars have spoken, and 1 billion lions do, in fact, beat 1 of every Pokemon! Take this as a sign of supremely good luck, Leo. Enter the lottery, buy dogecoin, get your old Pokemon cards graded. Whatever it is, I see great fortune awaiting you. However, do not push your luck- if it seems too good to be true, reassess your situation and make an educated decision. Make sure to stay hydrated.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Pisces, Gemini
Beware Of: Libra
The clock is ticking, Virgo. You have many deadlines in your life, and you may feel overwhelmed. But do not worry, for your hard work will pay off and you will eventually complete all that you need to. Beware of procrastination, even if that may be exactly what I am doing right now. You will establish new connections this week, so make sure to talk to new people and seek out social gatherings. However, make sure to do this in a covid-conscious way. We're still in a pandemic, you know.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Pisces, Capricorn
Beware Of: Libra
I'm not sure what I'm seeing, but it doesn't look good. I'd suggest staying indoors.
"Lucky" React:
Friendly Zodiacs: None
Beware Of: Libra
Life is fleeting, Scorpio. I don't mean that in an ominous way or anything, it's just general advice. Try exercising often and eating a more balanced diet, there's always room for improvement. Try learning a new skill, like weaving, a new language, or getting good at Pokemon. Reevaluate your social life and cut out those who are toxic. Your romantic future looks bright! If you can shoot your shot, do it!
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Gemini, Sagittarius
Beware Of: Libra
You are reaching the metaphorical "Page 5" of your life, Sagittarius. That means it is time for you to shake things up and celebrate a bit! Do not celebrate too hard, however- make sure to avoid hard drugs and dangerous situations. Some quick thinking and a bit of luck will get you out of a stressful position soon. Do not go rock climbing under any circumstances until this week ends.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Taurus, Virgo
Beware Of: Libra
You have many enemies, Capricorn. You may encounter one of them soon- make sure that your blade is sharp and your willpower even sharper. You will know your enemy by the red mark under their right eye. If you run from them, you will be safe. However, if you fight and win, you will absorb their power and come out ready to crush any who dare oppose you. Make sure to spend some time outside and mingle with others, there's romance in the air!
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Trust no one
Beware Of: Libra
Sorry Aquarius, but your love attempts are just not gonna work out this week. Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger. However, you will still have some fun alone, and make a lot of memories... alone. Wow, this is a pretty dreadful horoscope, huh? I wouldn't blame you if you ignore this one, or maybe you like being alone? I wouldn't know. Once again, sorry Aquarius.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Aquarius
Beware Of: Libra
Life may be boring now, Pisces, but a sudden shift will make things very interesting. Spend some time with your family, they wish you would talk with them more often. You may run into scheduling conflicts, likely due to obscure time-zones and inconsiderate individuals. Experimenting in your life will lead to positive results. You will find an inconsequential amount of money on the street this week, somewhere in the ballpark of a few nickels or so. Avoid carbs and dairy.
Lucky React:
Friendly Zodiacs: Scorpio, Aries
Beware Of: Libra
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