oh my god I fucking hate the geico lizard

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oh my god I fucking hate the geico lizard

Flo from progressive is hot and no one can tell me otherwise

the Aflac duck is pretty cute I think I have a plush of him somewhere

the carfax carfox is deliberate furry bait and we all know it

you know what, no mascot is safe they’re all on the table.

ronald McDonald is a weird creepy clown that is op in rivals of aether

Chester the cheetah is once again furry bait but at least he’s cool

tony fucking tiger is fur bait but not cool and he supports police brutality

Uhhhhhh Erin esurance

Pepsi Man is cool but I can’t dress up as him for certain reasons AND NO IM NOT FAt

pringles man may or may not be a disembodied floating mustache head and I’m not comfortable with that thought
 
The Cocoa Puffs mascot, Sonny, said "I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs!!!" in commercials. As a teen I thought it would be hilarious if instead of cuckoo, he was horny. But obviously the point of the original line is that cuckoo and cocoa are phonetically similar, so they would need to be a different kind of puff for this joke to land. I started with "H", and basically ended there with "Hocoa". I didn't actually care that much so I didn't finish the joke. But for whatever reason, "I'm horny for hocoa puffs!!!" really stayed with me. It's not really funny, but what can I say? The brain works in mysterious ways. For years, whenever I would see Cocoa Puffs at the grocery store, I would think of that line. Seeing this thread reminded of that, and also made me realize that I had finally shed that stupid mental association. And now I will probably make it again for years to come. So thanks for nothing, OP.
 
sb879 said:
The Cocoa Puffs mascot, Sonny, said "I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs!!!" in commercials. As a teen I thought it would be hilarious if instead of cuckoo, he was horny. But obviously the point of the original line is that cuckoo and cocoa are phonetically similar, so they would need to be a different kind of puff for this joke to land. I started with "H", and basically ended there with "Hocoa". I didn't actually care that much so I didn't finish the joke. But for whatever reason, "I'm horny for hocoa puffs!!!" really stayed with me. It's not really funny, but what can I say? The brain works in mysterious ways. For years, whenever I would see Cocoa Puffs at the grocery store, I would think of that line. Seeing this thread reminded of that, and also made me realize that I had finally shed that stupid mental association. And now I will probably make it again for years to come. So thanks for nothing, OP.
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What the hell are hocao puffs? I should look that up should I?
Shit I meant I shouldn’t look that up
 
Ivy said:
Absolutely nothing about the Liberty Mutual man and LiMu Emu. The most powerful duo known to man. Pathetic...
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Listen I was in an inebriated state, on what I don’t know I got high off a campfire don’t ask how.
I was going to include them but forgot
 
don't worry north america isn't a real place it's a lie invented to excuse advanced spam bots like me and a frightening amount of ads like the geico gecko, and geico caveman, and the superbowl. we're just a botnet at heart
 
CanineIllusionist said:
don't worry north america isn't a real place it's a lie invented to excuse advanced spam bots like me and a frightening amount of ads like the geico gecko, and geico caveman, and the superbowl. we're just a botnet at heart
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But if North America doesn’t exist then.....
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you use all of the other mascots’ real names yet you had to disrespect martin and called him “the geico lizard” what’s wrong with you
 
Estronic said:
you use all of the other mascots’ real names yet you had to disrespect martin and called him “the geico lizard” what’s wrong with you
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The thing is I even looked up his real name and was going to use it but I forgot. Also I apologize I don’t hate him, he’s just hot and it’s making me confused.
 
it looks like nobody’s taking about bad mascot redesigns
let’s fix that~

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yes, because what fruit loops really needed was to be anime, it’s very pog with the hip kids yo
how does that mouth even work it’s only on one side of his head, is he like paper mario now? :blobshrug:
also why does the mouth badly overlap with the beak

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why
(fun fact, his name’s officially charles entertainment cheese, was kind of expecting it to be chuck so they could just reuse the restaurant name and not use effort)
 
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Oh my god I forgot so many mascots

here we go

the Michelin tire man, he’s like a more buff stay puff marshmallow man and it’s neat.

mr clean, dumb name and dumber design and there is a very cursed image of him that I don’t like.

the pillsbury dough boi, I could totally beat him in a fight, though I don’t know what dough he is or if he’s even made of dough. Wait, if he’s the mascot for a baking company, he’s basically advertising the murder and consumption of his species, wtf.

uhhhhh Kool-aid man.... he’s too powerful....just take a look at the lore and you will see how strong he is. He just started out as a jug of koi laid with a face, no limbs or anything, but over the years he’s been amassing power at an incredible rate. We all should be shitting our pants at the very idea of his existence, he is an avengers level threat and he’s even canon in the marvel comic book universe.

Uh the green giant dude, he’s interesting but kinda boring tbh.

Mr Peanut is a hero and he deserves praise beyond the highest order.
Also fun fact about the Aflac duck
Insurance company Aflac introduced their duck, voiced by Gilbert Gottfried, in 2000. All he did was quack "Aflac," but that didn't stop him from becoming one of the most famous mascots of the 2000s. Gottfried no longer voices the character — he was fired in 2011 amid backlash for his jokes about the Fukushima nuclear disaster.
No I won’t be siting my source this isn’t school.
 
phoopes said:
time for me to defend my himbo king Mr. Clean, his design is fuckin awesome. Can YOU rock the one earring look like he can??? I thought not. Mr. Clean has serious Big Dick Energy and I will not hear otherwise
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Name another mascot who has to use their own product to clean their head
 
phoopes said:
time for me to defend my himbo king Mr. Clean, his design is fuckin awesome. Can YOU rock the one earring look like he can??? I thought not. Mr. Clean has serious Big Dick Energy and I will not hear otherwise
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TheSnoom said:
Name another mascot who has to use their own product to clean their head
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You know what? No, I don’t think I’m done with Mr Bald McGee.
Why is he always so clean? What does he have I hide? He looks like if Agent 47 and Mr. T had a baby and then baptized him in bleach! The fact that he appears to have no hair other than his eyebrows invites so many questions I don’t want to ask! His eyebrows are unnaturally white, so he’s either really old or it’s a choice.
 
TheSnoom said:
Uhhhhhh I don’t know how to tell you this.... but if I’m correct which I may or may not be, the Samsung virtual assistant is in fact..... a woman.
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this was a hoax


and Liberty Mutual has by FAR the worst mascots




Dr. Rick has great commercials, but I can't ever remember if they're for Geico or Progressive, so that's bad.
 
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