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My favorite comedian Norm MacDonald passed away (memorial)
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I was a big fan of Norm and I still quote from season 1 (it was all I could find posted to YouTube) of his sitcom to this day. A lot of my best bits were stolen from him.
For those of you who aren't familiar with him, you might have recognized him as the voice of the genie (also named Norm) in The Fairly Odd Parents.
In honor of him, I shall repost his best joke here:
A frog walks into a bank and goes up to the teller. He sees on her nametag that her name is Patricia Wack, so he says "Hello Miss Wack, I would like to get a loan from the bank."
So she asks "What is your name?"
The frog says "Kermit."
Patricia says "Kermit? No way that you are Kermit the frog."
The frog says "No no, I'm just named after Kermit. My full name is Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. My mother is a frog. He fucked a frog."
She says "Okay. For the loan, I'm going to need collateral."
So Kermit reaches into his bag and takes out a small shiny pink elephant. He says "will this do?"
Patricia says she needs to check with her boss, so she takes the elephant and brings it to him. She says "Kermit Jagger wants to get a loan with this as collateral, but I don't know what it is."
Her boss takes a look at it and says: "It's a knick knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone!"
For those of you who aren't familiar with him, you might have recognized him as the voice of the genie (also named Norm) in The Fairly Odd Parents.
In honor of him, I shall repost his best joke here:
A frog walks into a bank and goes up to the teller. He sees on her nametag that her name is Patricia Wack, so he says "Hello Miss Wack, I would like to get a loan from the bank."
So she asks "What is your name?"
The frog says "Kermit."
Patricia says "Kermit? No way that you are Kermit the frog."
The frog says "No no, I'm just named after Kermit. My full name is Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. My mother is a frog. He fucked a frog."
She says "Okay. For the loan, I'm going to need collateral."
So Kermit reaches into his bag and takes out a small shiny pink elephant. He says "will this do?"
Patricia says she needs to check with her boss, so she takes the elephant and brings it to him. She says "Kermit Jagger wants to get a loan with this as collateral, but I don't know what it is."
Her boss takes a look at it and says: "It's a knick knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone!"
